What went so terribly wrong?

What went so terribly wrong? Its predecessor was widely acclaimed and it was more or less seen as this would be a certain success...

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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    how many times are you going to make this thread?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      What are you talking about? Rebirth is much better than Remake. The reason Rebirth flopped is because of the moronic PS5 exclusivity, and the fact Remake put a lot of people off the trilogy.

      also this
      have a nice day OP you sperg

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        to add to this
        rebirth won most anticipated game last year and will most likely win goty this year as it has been far more positively received than remake and most games this year thus far

        • 7 days ago
          sage

          who cares about that goty award when shit like inquisition, overwatch, tlou 2, and it takes 2 win? Isn't rebirth a remake by some technicality as well? I'm not a ff gay so I don't know much.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Remake did well because PS4 had a WAY larger install base, most consoomers weren't informed of the "enhancements" when compared to the original, apparently a lot of people had piles of covid stimulus money to piss away on whatever sounded even remotely interesting, and fans who knew what it was about but gave it an honest chance anyways
      REBIRTH on the other hand, had even more bloat (mini games, added/ different/ fluffed up scenes, dragged out paced walk-alongs, QTEs, etc), twists in the pursuit of being le fresh and interesting or subverting expectations to the same end, being an exclusive on a DOA console, not noticeably more enhanced than the PS4 game, yet could still barely run on PS5 (although admittedly that's likely more a Sony optimization problem), people were NOT interested in more of the same after remake (once upon a time, FF games WERE system sellers), if "fans" of remake wanted rebirth, they would've bought a PS5 to play it in larger numbers
      It failed for every fair reason

      As many times as it takes until all the anons change their ways and go buy a PS5 and rebirth, and praise how good it is at being a conditioned generic "AAA" "masterpiece"

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >What went so terribly wrong?
    the whole time janny multiverse dogshit and too much obnoxious fanservice

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >too much obnoxious fanservice

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, there's too much fanservice. Everyone's fellating Cloud 24/7 and they turned Yuffie into a moeblob moron. They also went overboard with the Sephiroth-Cloud interactions and made them stupid.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          funny how everyone here cared when sekiro and elden ring won

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            meant for

            who cares about that goty award when shit like inquisition, overwatch, tlou 2, and it takes 2 win? Isn't rebirth a remake by some technicality as well? I'm not a ff gay so I don't know much.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Yuffie into a moeblob
          always was

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone's fellating Cloud 24/7
            How so?

            >and they turned Yuffie into a moeblob moron
            She always acted like a moron in the original imo, but she does act extra stupid in Remake/Rebirth.

            >They also went overboard with the Sephiroth-Cloud interactions and made them stupid.
            Have to agree.

            I think the big problem with Yuffie is this game shoves her down your throat all the fricking time. And in OG you can completely ignore recruiting her, or bench her on the Highwind for everything but the Wutai sidequest.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Everyone's fellating Cloud 24/7
          How so?

          >and they turned Yuffie into a moeblob moron
          She always acted like a moron in the original imo, but she does act extra stupid in Remake/Rebirth.

          >They also went overboard with the Sephiroth-Cloud interactions and made them stupid.
          Have to agree.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            >How so?
            Feels like every npc and party member is complimenting him or saying how strong and cool he is every other line. Maybe it was just me but I hated that shit.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Games need more fanservice not less

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for GOTY win and PC release

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Remake was only "acclaimed" by homosexual game reviewers because it was full of wogs and homosexualry, and obsessive FF7 fanboy subhumans who liked all the other terrible FF7-related garbage Squenix have shat out over the past 20 years.

    Everybody else thought it was shit and had no interest in playing more. Rebirth was always destined to be a giant flop.

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, it was good

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't come here for a while but Rebirth is a way better game then Remake , I will even wager that because Remake is the entry cost to play Rebirth ... it impacted the sale, but the reviews really good, it will be better when all of it will be available on every platform.

  7. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is really fun my only complaint is you have to play like 30 hours before the whole world is accessible via fast travel

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because this fight was annoying

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      It's a piece of piss if you put the other two to sleep with magnify

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        True, but that is a crutch

        >enter solo
        >poison mindflayer
        >run around the map until it dies

        I can respect it

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, they gave you tons of strategic options in Rebirth, all valid

          It really is a huge improvement on Remake's already great battle system in every way.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            nah it's a crutch, same as summons in ER

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Completely different. Summons in ER are presented to you. You're aware of them from the outset.

              Solutions to puzzle fights in Rebirth are not presented to you, you discover them by experimenting. You are rewarded for your creative thinking.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                it's not a puzzle. It's a skill challenge

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >it's a skill fight
                >it's annoying
                I put it to you that you didn't know the sleep solution and are indulging pedantry so you don't look dumb

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I did know it

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >enter solo
      >poison mindflayer
      >run around the map until it dies

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing went wrong. It's one of the best games ever made and a massive improvement over part 1.

    Being an exclusive and part 2 of a game people already know the story for in an era where people primarily play games for story obviously hurt sales, but it's a masterpiece and I honestly don't see how part 3 can top it.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    For me, I felt that the open world checklist was absolutely soulless. I had an absolute blast in the Grasslands then it dawned on me that the exact same formula was going to be applied to the next 4 areas. Exploring Cosmo Canyon sucked.

    On a more nostalgic note I felt that every single story beat I was looking forward to seeing was completely botched, with the most notable (for me at least) being the complete removal of the horror section on the Junon boat.

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    People only bought part 1 because they were scammed by dishonest marketing.
    >but are what about this Japanese magazine interview no one read where they gave a hint that-
    Shut the frick up. eat shit and die.

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >only halfway through this game
    >ER dlc comes out tonight
    I don't want to stop playing FF7:R

    • 7 days ago
      sage

      based vidya enjoyer. You can maybe ease your way back in to ff7 by ending and returning with those minigames.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt Rebirth the highest scoring Final Fantasy ever?

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I will wait for it to go on sale. Personally, I don't like these "remakes" because they change things up too much. But knowing how gamers are, they would have complained as well if it was a true 1:1 remake with turn based combat like it should have been.

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >What went so terribly wrong?
    They didn't just upgrade the original game in a single package like everyone actually wanted and waited for for 14 fricking years. They also decided they wanted to profit from the game 3 times over. SE having to announce massive losses was such poetic justice for their greed. Anyone who gave SE money for either FF7r game is absolutely subhuman cattle and should be treated as such.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >absolutely subhuman cattle and should be treated as such
      okay come and treat me as such little b***h boy

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    One of the worst open worlds in a long time.
    Feels so small when the original FF7 felt so big. Also it's filled to the brim with horrible side content.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >One of the worst open worlds in a long time.
      You absolute fricking idiot

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >falling for such weak bait

        You absolute fricking idiot

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Go ahead and name an open world worse than this.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Every Assassin's Creed game ever

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I've played 2, BF and Origin, and those all had better open worlds than Rebirth.

            Ironically, elden ring.

            That's not great either but it's vastly better than Rebirths.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Ironically, elden ring.

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth is dramatically better than Remake

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      thats not an accomplishment

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