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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    please stop we have these threads 4x an hour

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, we need MORE twitter screenshots and entire threads because a random dude wrote something in twitter

      https://i.imgur.com/H2J1WXs.jpg

      What went wrong?

      it's just another Nintendo Switch copycat. Not need a screen, Not need physical controller, just video output and support for wireless controllers of xbox/playstation/Switch

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    'ick on 'eck

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. It got my brother who doesn't game played hours of Bastion on it. He mainly bought it as a mobile pc and emu machine for my niece.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing? Its the best portable ive ever owned.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Admittedly nothing at all. I sold my gpd win max 2021 within a week of getting this because it's so fricking good, and for the price it's phenomenal.

    Just a shame that its time in the sun will be so short, I just hope that people that get this don't get into UMPCs and stick with this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those devices are neat. i had one of the previous ones, but yeah, unless you REALLY cant take a regular laptop with you and MUST have a small device, its just not really worth it.
      I use it as a webcam for a 3d printer now, the most overpriced solution ever. the decks bigger yet more comfy then carrying one of the gpds ( even if i was rich id have one of each just because ).

      also when i went to look up what one i had the fricking PRODUCT PAGE HEADER IS COMIC SANS AHHHHHHHHHHHH

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >90 minute battery life
    >Linux compatibility makes games run like shit
    >Giant, bulky and uncomfortable to hold

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >90 minute battery life
      Only in the most extreme circumstances. I am playing FFXV right now (yes, it's shit) and getting about 2 and a half hours
      >Linux compatibility makes games run like shit
      Not really, no. I haven't come across a single game I cannot get to run on it, and I am the blackest moron Black person gorilla (white)you have ever seen
      >Giant, bulky and uncomfortable to hold
      This is true. And quite frankly, this is enough of a negative to make it pale in comparison to what we're seeing come out now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This is true. And quite frankly, this is enough of a negative to make it pale in comparison to what we're seeing come out now.
        I'd agree with you if any of the new stuff coming out had trackpads, they really make a large difference when trying to run games that aren't built for controller, and I think running controller games only and using a control stick on desktop might actually be more limiting than linux even is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          trackpads are better, but mouse emulation is more workable than you would think. Most people don't care much about trackpads because the games they want to play are made for controllers anyway. The deck is very...for want of a better word...comfy for point and click games and RTS, so I am not going to complain about trackpads, but they probably aren't as sought after as you might think they are.

          Average joe will look at the loki max running elden ring for 3 hours on ultra and forget all about wanting to play warcraft

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          True, at first I thought it’s useless but for strategy games obviously made for a large pc monitor where you need to be precise, it’s basically the only way to play.

          Also because the touchscreen is shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >90 minute battery life
      Only in the most extreme circumstances. I am playing FFXV right now (yes, it's shit) and getting about 2 and a half hours
      >Linux compatibility makes games run like shit
      Not really, no. I haven't come across a single game I cannot get to run on it, and I am the blackest moron Black person gorilla (white)you have ever seen
      >Giant, bulky and uncomfortable to hold
      This is true. And quite frankly, this is enough of a negative to make it pale in comparison to what we're seeing come out now.

      >Muh battery life
      >Muh space
      Stop playing AAA games like morons and play other stuff in your library and use the battery settings and you'll gain much more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      compatibility makes games run like shit
      Bullshit. The only games that don't run on Linux are ones that aren't worth a damn (Fortnite, Destiny 2). Every other game (especially single-player) will run. Granted, you MIGHT have to do some "tweaks" to get it to work, but once you've done that there is no issues and the performance overhead is better if not on par with Windows.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Actually only Fortnite applies now, because Destiny 2 actually has a Linux version but the devs refuse to release it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >because Destiny 2 actually has a Linux version but the devs refuse to release it.
          ...So in other words, Destiny 2 doesn't run on the Deck/Linux currently.

          (Yes, yes, technically it has a Linux version. But Bungle won't ever release it because they're lazy bastards)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >90 minute battery life
      Only in the most extreme circumstances. I am playing FFXV right now (yes, it's shit) and getting about 2 and a half hours
      >Linux compatibility makes games run like shit
      Not really, no. I haven't come across a single game I cannot get to run on it, and I am the blackest moron Black person gorilla (white)you have ever seen
      >Giant, bulky and uncomfortable to hold
      This is true. And quite frankly, this is enough of a negative to make it pale in comparison to what we're seeing come out now.

      >Giant, bulky and uncomfortable to hold
      I'm a 5'7 manlet with little hands and I find it comfy as hell to hold. The shape of the grips isn't quite as comfortable as a dedicated controller but I've had no issues with cramping or otherwise feeling uncomfortable after several hours. Also goes without saying but it's leagues more comfortable than my Switch but that's no shock when the joycons are so thin and square. The weight isn't even a problem after extended periods of time and honestly, the fact that it's so wide likely makes it feel more comfortable in some regards because my arms stay relatively straight forward instead of having to twist them inward to grip a controller (part of why I actually enjoyed the wiimote+joycon setup to a degree because I could just have my arms wherever I wanted them instead of having to hold my hands in my lap. I legit don't get how people think it's that bulky and uncomfortable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >90 minute battery life
      Entirely game dependent. I get anywhere from 5hrs-2hrs depending on the game. Basic 2d games like Broforce run forever.
      >Linux compatibility makes games run like shit
      The absolutely crazy thing is that I haven't noticed or really thought about SteamOS. It honestly just works. I had no idea how far WINE had come. It's so good. I haven't encountered any games in my library that I can't play.
      >Giant, bulky and uncomfortable to hold
      This is another absolutely surprising thing. It's not. It's really fricking not. I know in the screenshots it looks like this fat heavy monstrosity, but it's actually super light and feels pretty great in the hand. It literally feels like a comfy controller with a big ass screen in the middle.

      One thing that hasn't been mentioned is the sleep function. It's incredible. Hit the button and the entire deck shuts down within 5 seconds. Hit again and the deck wakes up within 5 secs exactly the same as when it went to sleep. It's function great.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wait... decks don't come in pink. Must be a paint job?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's evidently some kind of plastic or rubber shell, just look at the trigger area

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't seem to manufacture them fast enough for selling at the price they want to guarantee.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can play Mental Queer Reiching when I'm shitting so nothing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do you people manage to shit for longer than 2 or 3 minutes? Do Americans have some weird gastrointestinal problems or something?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Do Americans have some weird gastrointestinal problems or something?

        DO THEY FRICKING EVER

        It's an entire fricking industry in the US treating that shit, as well as NOT treating it, and just selling people some more paracetamol in funky wrappers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Really? That's a shame. But what's the cause of it? Seems like their diets would create greasy than normal stool..

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            High-fructose corn syrup is one of the main culprits, but the US has a somewhat general problem with their processed foods and fastfood containing unreasonable amounts of specialized salts, sugars, fats, and acids.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever eaten from tacobell?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, a lot of times, it happen i´m not a homosexual with weak entrails, not mexican, i´m just not a porcelain homosexual, i can shit on 2/3 minutes max because i dont spend my life eating suggary and oversaturated crap.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong is that it was made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud who should have honored their existing word to the community before making a handheld.

    Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Artifact fanbase
      ??????

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >still upset about Artifact
        You're also still upset about Space Base DF9, right?

        At this point I'm sure it's a shill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >still upset about Artifact
      You're also still upset about Space Base DF9, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So they pissed off all 2 of them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no!

      Anyway... Magic will be on Steam soon, so shArtifcat is over party soon.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Short supply and poor build quality and QA, same mistakes they did with Index

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's main selling point is portability and it sucks at doing just that
    Far too heavy and bulky while also having terrible battery life lasting you 2 hours on average
    But sure, play at 5 fps and min brightness, then you might be able to have it last for 3 hours...
    Seriously what a fricking joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      can you show me another portable at that same price that can play elden ring for 2 hours?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't understand
        >it NEEDS to be the exact same price
        >it NEEDS to play Elden Ring
        >it NEEDS to play it for the exact same amount of time
        just get a laptop, dummy. Elden Ring is shit portable, and that's why nobody on these threads talks about it on the deck.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you literally just conceded that Steam Deck is the best handheld at its price point lol.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah man, just don't look at those handhelds being released in like 3 months time that are RDNA2, Zen3+ monsters that clock in at half the size and weight...

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You got a link for one? Sounds neato

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                just look up the ayn loki or the aya neo stuff.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, but you set an incredibly specific criterium for what would make it "the best". Neither OP nor anon's two replies mentioned anything about "the best."

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              his criticism is that Steam Deck has shit battery, but then fails to mention that that's only because it can play modern pc games. so I challenged him to name another handheld that can play elden ring (random modern game) for 2 hours and he couldn't. which means his criticism about steam deck's battery is bullshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The criticism is valid.
                Deck's not necessarily good at something just because it's the only thing that does it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's not even true. there are other handhelds out there and Steam Deck is the only one that can play modern games for 2 hours at $400. it can also play less demanding games and last 8 hours.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >just get a laptop, dummy
          laptops are worse at everything you complained about

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >feels so great to play, i end up spending way too much time gaming because i can't put it down
    >no other controller can compare to the perfected pad setup built into the deck, making it difficult to play games on consoles or controller based games on my main pc
    >has made many of my other devices redundant, so my house is full of e-waste collecting dust
    >everything runs so smoothly with zero issues, lowering my patience for errors on other computers
    >battery life

    10/10 it's ok

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Turn the deck into a controller on your pc
      Use the deck screen as a minimap or auxillary screen
      Oh wait this sounds like an overpowered WII U kek

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the deck make so many people upset?
    I love mine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't. But insisting that others are upset is the only way that Deck owners can make Ganker talk about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno. I've been farting around these threads ever since I got mine and it feels like there's a decent amount of people on v trying to convince me that it's shitty hardware.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would they have to be upset to be of the olinion that the hardware is bad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody's mad. But claiming this is gonna be better than something like the loki max is dumb as frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never heard of the Loki Max. So I wouldn't claim anything in regards to it. Will Loki Max be able to utilize stuff like Emudeck, SteamOS, and Steam Input? All that shit is open source right?
        Right now I'm happy with my deck because it's just easy to get things running on it and I love the UI.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > So I wouldn't claim anything in regards to it. Will Loki Max be able to utilize stuff like Emudeck, SteamOS, and Steam Input? All that shit is open source right?
          Well, I am sure it would. You can install steamOS on it, if you want. All that stuff is open source, but with something like emudeck, you won;t need to, because emudeck is more of a workaround for installing things to steam UI.

          I mean, it'll be a windows PC, so it will have playnite, which is superior by far to anything valve have set up for the deck.

          >Right now I'm happy with my deck because it's just easy to get things running on it and I love the UI.
          Good. As a guy who is into UMPCs, take my advice and stick with it unless you really want to have the best thing going. It is an expensive business.

          >Nobody's mad
          There's enough evidence to the contrary that I think it justifies calling you a moronic Black person, you moronic Black person.

          I take it back. You, at least, are mad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you will take it back, you prissy little gaslighting homosexual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >he didn't even post a deck
              malding third-worlder detected.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick do I need to post a picture of my deck to point out that you're lying that no one is mad? Stick to the crux of you argument you baboon. Now give me my you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                608481746
                yeah nice one

                I think you might have a point there. I can't imagine how hard this kid is REEEEing over the fact that a guy who is lukewarm on it has a deck while he is sitting in his shack in Bogota, deckless.

                Well, no. I'm not lukewarm. It's great. But these threads would be a lot better if people stopped screaming about how it's the best at this and the best at that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a frick about other people's opinions on something I already own and there are plenty of things to criticise the deck over. I care that some moron is parroting blatant falsehoods like "no one is mad" on fricking Ganker of all places where someone is always mad about something.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I give a frick about people being mad on Ganker
                You shouldn't. You'll live longer. Go play games.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Reading comprehension isn't your strong point, is it?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I care that some moron is parroting blatant falsehoods like "no one is mad" on fricking Ganker of all places where someone is always mad about something.

                Right. Because right now YOU are mad. About someone you don't know telling you that nobody is mad about a piece of consumer electronics. And quite possibly being wrong about that. Okay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well it sounds cool. I don't think I'll really bite for it as I'm really happy with my deck and the price point is a bit of a stretch for me, but it's great to see more of these handheld powerhouses coming into the fray.
            Ultimately though, I'm just happy to have a handheld that can emulate up to the 7th generation of games, and seeing so many communities band around the hardware has been cool as hell. Just waiting for Linux releases of Vortex and Xenia at this point.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I am getting one because as an owner of an Ayn odin, I ended up getting the highest-level loki max cheaper than the deck, which is not a price to pass up, even if I am only going to sell it on.
              >7th gen
              Yeah, that seems like a good stopping point. So many people end up getting a new device every six months and playing very little because the new one is juuust around the corner.
              >linux release of Xenia.
              fricking yes. Playing Lost odyssey on the deck would be amazing. I am also hoping they will allow external HD libraries to remain on steam, too, as I have a great docked set up in mind.

              Reading comprehension isn't your strong point, is it?

              I am touched you want my attention, but it's not worth it. What games are you playing right now? At least keep it vidya

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, brother, sounds like you are IN on these portable PCs. I think I'll avoid that for now for the sake of my wallet. Next hardware I really want to get is a big ass 4k OLED tv and/or a new desktop build.
                >Playing Lost odyssey on the deck would be amazing
                Thiiiiis. The fact that I can play Last Story and all the FFs is great, but Lost Odyssey really feels like the missing piece of the Sakaguchi puzzle on this thing. Hoping Fantasian eventually comes off Apple Arcade as well.
                The deck really has been too much fun though. I bought my gaming laptop with a i7/2060RTX back in like 2019 and honestly I never played much in the way of anything on the thing. It's only after getting a Steam Deck and seeing how shitty consoles are getting with this newest gen that I've been able to finally start moving over to the PC ecosystem proper. And it's fricking great. Really hoping Linux support continues to flourish, since I'm really fricking unhappy with how Windows has been aping more and more of MacOS.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I was, for a while, but I am getting out of it now. It's getting too expensive, and frankly, there aren't enough AAA games that are worth the effort now. Most of what I play can unironically be played on a hundred dollar laptop. That sounds comfy as hell, though.

                I have to say, Linux has come a long way since I last tried using it, but it needs to become a lot more idiotproof to appeal to the common market, which is something that a lot of the old guard won't want to allow. But I am just glad you can get back into gaming, in whatever form.

                Deck is most likely an net expense for Valve.

                A main reason they're doing it is probably securing proper field testing of SteamOS.

                Makes me wonder why they didn't just partner with GPD from the beginning, then. Offer to distribute with them. GPD gets noticed and a free OS, and valve doesn't have to do all the tech work. but whatever. We got a neat little gaming PC on the cheap, so frick it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Makes me wonder why they didn't just partner with GPD
                Because GPD would steal the shit out of valve tech

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                well, there wouldn't be any valve tech. They'd just be focusing on steamOS, and letting GPD handle the tech side of things.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Ahh yes ret us send our assoriates orer for "corroboration" with your esteemed engineers

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Makes me wonder why they didn't just partner with GPD

                I think Valve burnt their fingers collaborating on the Steam Machines, and wanted to control the entire process this time around.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe, but they are partnering with GPD to do this now. Seems weird that they wouldn't just do this from the start. the win max 2 is going to be promoted by valve.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which likely have been secured as a much more favorable deal for Valve AFTER the Deck arrived as the talk of the town.

                If they'd partnered from the start, it would look like Valve needed GPD and not the other way around.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, maybe? But the deal seems favourable for both of them. That's not to say that valve won't make the same deal with AYN at some point, too, or AYA, or OneX.

                Valve wants to be a loss leader and get their OS in people’s hands at a low price point. A GDP Deck would cost 2-3x.

                I think that if GDP had partnered with valve to sort out the win max 2, it would have cost around 800 dollars, maybe 900. I think people would have paid that. But my point is that valve spent a LOT of money on the deck and a lot of time, just to be a loss leader for a year at most. And they're not going to be selling a ton of games to make up for this like Nintendo might. Hm.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Point is that a deal is only favorable to both at this point now.
                Before people knew what Deck was, it would not have been good business for Valve to shack up with GPD.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I disagree. I think that valve has a good enough name that just having them show off their new OS with all this fancy new shit would be good enough, but they might have wanted to avoid another "steam machines" debacle. Plus, Steam and China has a very rocky history, and they're one step away from getting banhammered utterly there, so perhaps it would be unwise of them to make the deal without their own machine?

                >All it took was some shitty valve shit for pc fats to eat up console shit

                >all it took was a cheap gaming handheld sold at cost to make pirates pirate shit on their new piracy machine
                kek yeah

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Whether or not it would've made sense to work with someone else to begin with, they decided against it.

                And now they are widely recognized as having put out the best cost/power offer to the users in a handheld PC, and the SteamOS usage data they collect through Deck is entirely their own.

                They are in a very good spot for negotiating new partnerships.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well, they wasted a lot of money on it, and the data they collected is functionally useless. Cost them a lot to swing their knob around in a market that contains four companies, all based out of the same sheds in Shenzhen, but okay.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Valve wants to be a loss leader and get their OS in people’s hands at a low price point. A GDP Deck would cost 2-3x.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody's mad
        There's enough evidence to the contrary that I think it justifies calling you a moronic Black person, you moronic Black person.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        On paper the Loki Max has a 50% faster igpu (12 vs 8 compute units in the deck), but its also running a 1920x1080 screen and costs twice as much as Steam Deck, so that extra performance might as well not exist. If you don't mind the Decks 800p screen, its still going to be a much better purchase...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >set games to 1280x800
          wow so hard

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >pay the premium for 1920x1080p screen and more processing power
            >set games to 1280x800 and only use half of the screen and gpu that you paid 400 extra for
            absolute wanna be smart moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >more choice is baaaaaad

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Black person, I am running my deck at 3 watts and a third of the GPU to play ace attorney games. You play how you want, and with greater power comes more options. You lost this one, bruh

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Running lower res than native res always looks shitty on LCD panels though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And it'll cost $775

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell you the loki max wouldn’t be in consideration for me simply because of the trackpads.
        Claiming that it’s objectively better than the Steam Deck is just wrong, that to some people is a killer feature why the steam deck will be preferable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fellow Gankerx user, and deck player.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It upsets the bigwigs at microsoft

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Microsoft is unlikely to give any of two shits about Deck.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's why their shills are here every day, because it doesn't upset them in the slightest, thanks for the input Rajmeet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You aren't making any sense anon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            meds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It upsets Toddlers because it does the Shitch games that are worth a damn better than Shitch.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Switch emu still runs like shit on Deck? Or is that old news?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Old news for the most part. It's still in development, obviously so optimization(s) are going to be hit/miss for a while.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what game?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        xenoblade chronicles x by the looks of it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because I don't have one yet.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest issue is it plays too much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if i want to emulate some stuff (i'm thinking retro consoles pre-3d, entire libraries) what's the best way of doing that? emudeck? does that add all the games to steam collections too?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Emudeck will also give you Steam Rom Manager which yes, will make collections as you see them in the photo you responded to and throw each emulated title as a standalone tile in the non-steam games tab. It's fricking easy. Here's the video guide I followed. It covers most things you'll need to know.

        A braindead monkey can figure it out.

        >t. braindead monkey.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can it install torrented games?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i set up a torrented copy of breath of the wild on cemu the other night. it runs great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      of course
      it's a fricking pc

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The battery life is absolutely atrocious... everything else is pretty comfy.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    update 3.3 and not having an oled screen
    that's literally it
    has any valve autist come up with a replacement oled yet?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too big.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So how long until microsoft releases their own version?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think between the Xbox and Surface they don't need to do another tiny PC.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. The amount of money they conjure out of thin air with their gamepass shit is probably making them an order of magnitude more money than the deck ever could.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Deck is most likely an net expense for Valve.

          A main reason they're doing it is probably securing proper field testing of SteamOS.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t wait to get mine. Should be ready anytime now. I feel sorry for Trannies like you who spent all their money on HRT and dilaters and can’t afford one now.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you all seriously only play the latest AAA games on a handheld? I get 4-6 hours out of my deck depending on the game, paired with a portable charger I can get 12-15 hours for long journeys.
    Instead of playing Elden Ring at 30fps 2 hours use your fricking brain and play DaS1/2/3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you all seriously only play the latest AAA games on a handheld?
      don't you know tht Ganker can't enjoy a game unless all settings are at MAXIMUM POWA with 4k and x 8MSAA enabled?
      they unironically consider AMD 6900XT and the 3090Ti to be a mid-range card.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Vocal minority of asshats

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t you know they the majority of Ganker doesn’t even play video games to begin with?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          why is that though? are they all coomers who watch trash animu and play coomberbait shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The problem is PC gamers have the wrong cost function in their head when they approach a handheld optimization problem. They put the entire emphasis on raw performance and Valve lets you crank the performance up to the detriment of the battery life. Meanwhile, something like the Switch will baby you and control the TDP without you having the option to max out power delivery.
      Valve needs to probably do a better job highlighting older games, especially around the 7th gen, because that’s where the Deck really shines.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if I don't want to play DaS1/2/3? I want to play Elden Ring.
      Deck is just a piece of crap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DaS1/2/3.
      Did they ever fix the servers? Frick no.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy mine, my only feedback is that they need to rework their approach to the “Great on Deck” filter. I’ve come across green games that have issues, for example Alan Wake has weird graphical artifacts that make it unplayable. At the same time, most yellow games work flawlessly. They’re overly strict on the mouse requirements. You can always set your filters to include both, but I wish the yellow category was more informative.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When is the right time to order one of these? I decided I want one when it was announced but on principle I never buy hardware when it is still hot out of the factory or heaven forbid, preorder it. And which model?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can't buy it anywhere

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    540p kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why do people love that shitty game so much
      it's like the netflix version of what an rpg is supposed to be

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a troony Bethesda sandbox, make up your own shit role playing game.

        You are role playing Geralt, not a make-your-own character.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i just don't know why action/adventure games are being called rpgs now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because the average gamer nowadays has no imagination. Thus, they can't do the whole role play part of an rpg and need to be told what to do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The writing is consistently good throughout the entire game without sacrificing production value or graphics. The only games that can match or beat it in that department aren't big budget blockbuster games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Writing is GoT-tier at best

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares if the writing is good if the story itself is not interesting? You spend half the game looking for yennefer, and the other half looking for your daughter. It literally feels like nothing ever happens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn does it really run at the same resolution as the switch version?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mine literally runs at 30 fps on ultra for all settings and 60 for medium.

      What the frick is this video talking about?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like the deck quite a bit as a stupid little toy, i find more fun in seeing what i can install on it than actually playing anything
    but seeing as they're worth literally double the price on ebay i'm thinking about selling it and just buying a gen2 later
    i have a desktop so the deck is purely secondary for me
    thoughts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My girlfriend doesn't like going to bed alone, so the thing is a pretty fricking great thing to take to bed and play more or less anything I'm currently interested in at the moment.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too big
    No reason not to play games on my tower PC in a higher refreshrate and resolution

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my heart goes out to all adult males with baby hands

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay anon

        It's not a handheld. Just like Switch.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          handheld gaming is a meme, anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The screens are comparable. The switch has uncomfortably small grips.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That at least can be remedied fairly cheaply.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I was looking at getting the HORI pair, but the lack of rumble and gyro put me off. Which manufacturer doesn’t cut corners?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's a tough question.
                I don't personally use rumble, and the gyro aiming in most Switch games sucks, so it's not an issue for me personally.

                There's gyro in the system itself as well, so games that use it in a more integrated manner doesn't suffer from the omission.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            deck vs switch is also like comparing a smartphone to an mp3 player
            or well, a computer to a console

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Also like comparing a five year old ARM chipset to a current x86 chipset of twice the motherboard size.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not a handheld.
          cool story bro.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You don't understand.
            That you use it while holding the entire thing in your hands doesn't make it a handheld by itself.
            It has to live up to certain unspoken and unwritten criteria!

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally nothing
    I love my Switch Pro.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >been playing FFXII and Battlefront 2 (2005) during lunch breaks
    >Sekiro while taking a shit
    absolutely nothing I fricking love my deck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i too have been playing BF2 2005, it was the first game i loaded up for some reason and it's incredibly comfy on the deck

      but please make sure you watch those wrist rockets

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >what went wrong
    /v/irgins can't into Ganker. as long as you can operate a PC, it's literally perfect.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The battery lasts 3 hours.
    It thermal throttles in modern games.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No hall effect sticks.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >All it took was some shitty valve shit for pc fats to eat up console shit

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Valve’s hardware ventures have been very niche.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too hueg. Asians won't be buying that any time soon.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've recently realized that there's realistically almost no situation where I'd want to have a steam deck with me.
    >lying in bed, I'll use my phone controller to stream games from my main PC with moonlight
    >during a commute, I'll play emulators or use steam link
    >being away from home for a long while, I'll bring my PS4 slim along for gaming, every hotel or airbnb has a decent TV anyways, and I still have emulators on my phone
    I guess it'd be nice during a very long flight, but there are plenty of games I could be playing on emulators on my phone during that time, and I wouldn't have to lug around a huge thing like the steam deck. It's just not that appealing unless you don't need more and you can replace your PC with it.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Theres just no real reason to use it if you already have a dedicated PC.
    >But what if you wanted to play in bed
    I go to bed to sleep, not play games
    >What if you want to play it on the toilet
    It only takes me 1m to shit.
    >What if you want to play it outdoors
    I go outside to get away from games and enjoy the outdoors.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ye old "let me tell you why you don't need that" meme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So you're admitting you have a gaming addition?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          haha

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >just because I don't have a reason for it means YOU don't either!!! hehe that will surely show them!!!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So you admit you need meds?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't want to be stuck in my room hunched over a keyboard when I game. Especially not in winter. Besides, I will only use the PC for demanding games. My steam deck will be my dedicated indie machine.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dedicated indie machine.
        the rallying cry of defeat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hunched over a keyboard
        I literally lean back in my gaming chair with a footrest and play all my games with a wireless xbox controller on PC.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hunched
        Are you using a stool?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They bumped me back to Q4

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Made me check. I'm still q3

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Being able to easily play M&KB games in a handheld form isn't being talked about enough. I can even play games that use every single key on the keyboard like 80s Ultima thanks to the 24 hotkeys you can assign across the two touchpads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literal shill post

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody wants your shitty chink hand me down hardware anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No one even mentioned chink stuff.
          Literally rent free.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gets called out as a shill
            >chink chink chink
            every time.

            steamies......................................................................................................

            >Looks at thread
            >Look at you
            I repeat nobody wants your shitty chink hardware and learn the tell the difference between posters moronic homosexuals.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >gets called out as a shill
            >chink chink chink
            every time.

            steamies......................................................................................................

            and yet everyone IMMEDIATELY proceeds to starts talking about chinkshit

            how curious

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Go into thread
              >The deck sucks
              >Buy this shit instead

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >shout about "chinks"
              >respond
              >hahah see you're talking about it!
              wew lad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >gets called out as a shill
          >chink chink chink
          every time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          steamies......................................................................................................

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          gabe does

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >month old clickbait article spawned from offhanded GPD troony kickstarter comment that is probably complete bullshit from lying GPD c**ts
            jej

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              gabe does

              To be fair Valve has always been clear they wanted third party hardware developers to move to linux, and are very willing to help them set up SteamOS as an alternative to Windows. That was the whole point of Steam Machines but it ultimately failed there's no incentive for hardware makers to do it at a reasonable price point to be successful.

              Now with Steam Deck on the block, there is. It's a clear message to hardware developers, build your hardware cheaper or watch Steam Deck gobble up all the market share.

              Personally, I hope the likes of GPD or whatever really start giving a shit and start competing with Steam Deck on both spec and pricing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >steam deck has sent a clear message: "be a large corporation with the clout to strongarm large chip manufacturers"
                >Personally I hope GPD or whatever start giving a shit and sell their machines for far less than it costs to make them, going bankrupt in weeks

                kek you're an idiot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >He thinks everyones just going to switch to linux
                Im sure the devs really care about that 1% of users.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This. Linux is the fricking Betamax of our generation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't give a shit about your poorhomosexual console wars. The dual touchpad setup is game changing and combined with gyro controls finally makes gamepads worth using over kb&m controls

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >game changing
          jesus, you shills are as obvious as game journos. Call it breathtaking too, why don't you?

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else playing https://store.steampowered.com/app/1566390/Seed_of_the_Dead_Sweet_Home/
    on deck with lewd patch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'm not a coomer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sad

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't buy one right now that's what.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FedEx taking forever to get to my house. Been waiting by the door for 6 hours.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do gamers really

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I literally cannot focus on doing anything while waiting. Luckily it just got here. First impressions is that I cannot believe they got rid of the full pull click on the triggers

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >First impressions is that I cannot believe they got rid of the full pull click on the triggers.
          Yeah that disappointed me as well, but I guess it might have been annoying to have to apply additional trigger force while supporting a much heavier device. The additional back buttons, dpad, and IMO much improved sticks make up for it though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He probably lives in an area where some dickhead's going to steal it if he leaves it unattended.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No gaems

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What went wrong?
    Literally everything
    >No camera so you can't use it for video calls or taking selfies
    >No Windows support so only around 1% of games work
    >Emulation limited to gimped Retroarch version on Steam
    >Can't play non-Steam games because Linux can't run exe installers
    >Can't be easily hacked like a 3DS or Vita
    >30-60 minute battery life
    >Can't run some of the greatest iconic games of this generation like Genshin Impact and Fortnite because they don't work on Linux and aren't on Steam

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Can't run some of the greatest iconic games of this generation like Genshin Impact and Fortnite because they don't work on Linux and aren't on Steam
      Why did you have to ruin your bait with this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >That developer who works at Epic complaining he can't play fortnite on the deck
      >Could literally tell his boss to allow it but instead complains on twitter that he can't play fornite on the deck
      Hilarious

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      now this is some 10/10 right here. Guaranteed replies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Okay you had me at the selfie pat but then I wisened up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, the amount of outright lies in this is staggering.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No camera so you can't use it for video calls or taking selfies
      It's a game console first, personal computer second
      >No Windows support so only around 1% of games work
      Valve literally has Windows drivers on Deck's Steam Support page
      >Emulation limited to gimped Retroarch version on Steam
      Ever heard of Flatpak and Flathub?
      >Can't play non-Steam games because Linux can't run exe installers
      Ever heard of Heroic Game Launcher and Lutris?
      >Can't be easily hacked like a 3DS or Vita
      sudo rape OP -verbose
      >30-60 minute battery life
      "Bwaaah! I can't play my next-gen games on ultra settings on a tiny-ass screen with a sensible battery life! Bwaaaah!"
      >Can't run some of the greatest iconic games of this generation like Genshin Impact and Fortnite because they don't work on Linux and aren't on Steam
      Trash taste

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          HOLY SHIT! THIS GUY CAUGHT THE SUN! WTF HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good bait I laughed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Can't be easily hacked like a 3DS or Vita
      I know this is bait but dammit this made me laugh.
      I bet consolegays actually believe you need to 'hack' your Steam Deck.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No OLED

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems to have been a pretty good beta release. I eagerly await the fixed Deck 2.0 to actually purchase one.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Better handhelds already exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot to add
      >pic not related

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Pic unrelated

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My sister didn't care for the porn games in the computer so I don't have a reason to buy one anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember you from a prior thread. Why the frick would you justify a Steam Deck purchase because of your sister finding porn games on your computer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's because she never leaves me alone, we even share the bedroom, so I wanted one to play porn games in the bathroom or something. But she doesn't really care

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just tell her to leave you alone or suck you off, it sounds like she'd do the later.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How many times have you had sex?

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are these things weaker than an iphone?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What? An iPhone wouldn't even come close.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ips

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steam Deck prototypes

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't buy one in my country

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Valve
    And like every other valve product it will eventually stop being supported.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's too many games. I'm crippled by all these games. Save me Ganker, I can't handle the games.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anywhere I can find 16:10 widescreen patches?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      im pretty sure emudeck installs them automatically although they are widescreen patches so the quality varys from game to game

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well these threads are multiplying faster than rabbits in Australia.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    UHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... CHINKERSISTER BRO????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >budget model doesn't have the battery life of the others
      WWOOOOOAHHH

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >budget model
        You mean the one that's still $100 more than the cheapest Deck model?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >put steamOS on it
      >literally now just a souped-up steam deck with a bigger battery that is half the size and weight

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ryzen 5560U
        >zen 3 iGPU
        lol.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >can't answer the size
          >can't answer the weight
          >can't answer the battery life
          literally the three things that matter most in a handheld.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >size
            imagine unironically playing pc games on a 5.5 inch screen
            >weight
            absolute soiy moment, you have literally never held a deck
            >battery life
            lol?

            UHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... CHINKERSISTER BRO????

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine paying $600 to play pc games on a screen that small

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just ordered it yesterday. Delivery sometime in October. I got the top model. Really just want to play portal, and half life. Not really going to play any new games. Mylibrary is from 2007-2012 or so. Last game I purchased on steam was some game about exploring a forrest.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus it has been released for more than half a year. If you don't think it's for you just don't buy it why do you make a thread complaining about it every few hours?
    I bought it because
    >I want to play it while laying on my bed
    >Play games while waiting for my experiments to run
    >I can actually plug it in my lab monitor to code and write report in fricking Linux, and it's lighter than my laptop
    >No bloated windows shit
    >I can play it while I'm on the train, on the plane, or in the passenger seat in a road trip
    >Can play 2018-2020 games decently to well (Sekiro runs really smooth)
    >Is cheap as frick
    I get what I want and I'm happy with it.
    If you have a PC and don't want to play games outside of it? Don't buy it Jesus.
    Why is it so hard to understand that the device is not for you?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think even the Nintendogays realized that Valve do not want to compete with Switch and left.
      Nowadays it's only the Chinkshills who are doing this.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the only thing wrong with this whole thing has nothing to do with the device itself, but with Valve's inability to scale up the production.
    It seems like they are content with selling 100k-200k device a year max.
    But what's the point then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what's the point then?
      valve are literally incompetent at hardware. How many failures do they need for people to see this?

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like half of the people shitting on it are actually deckgays falsflagging as Nintendogays because they can't be that dumb, and the other half are chink shills.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The chink shills are deckgays actually. The ninten year olds are just here to bait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same desk, same ps4. You Black folk play yourselves all day long

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would you play ff7 without chibi overworld characters? it looks so much better.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          > it looks so much better.
          I disagree. Plus, I wanted the definitive versions of all the FF games, and the remako+reunion mods are just that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same desk, same ps4. You Black folk play yourselves all day long

        yikes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He's not using Ninostyle chibis
        You tasteless moron. I actually hate your fricking guts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          jesus fricking christ that's hideous

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Get some taste. If you think these look better you're genuinely sick in the head.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              m8, that looks 100% better. Anyway, 7th heaven doesn't play nice with the steam deck so using reunion assets is the best you'll get on deck without major hassle

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll just wait. Reunion has worse backgrounds, no dynamic lighting, no sfx packages. I have a 7H iro for beacause. I'll never go back to reunion's stupid ass. Lead modder is an egotistical c**t anyway.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >caring what modders think
                are you a downie, or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's not about what he thinks, it's about how he tried to lock down and isolate his translation to his vastly inferior mod package. There's no official way to get his translation on 7H, which allows for a crazy amount of customization over the game itself. You have to basically troll the back channels to get the iro. Frick that stupid homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'll just wait
                for what?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Linux release of 7H

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >m8, that looks 100% better.
                Also you're delusional. Even if you think the full sized models look good in that photo, they look like abominations in motion since they use the chibi animation cells.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, those full-size models look better than your gayass ever crisis shite.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw ever crisis ripped off the mod

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That actually looks pretty good, but a little bit too dark

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        same desk, same ps4. You Black folk play yourselves all day long

        not a good look steamie troony shill sisters...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's all been the same guy, too. He's bragged about it in these threads before. Someone from the deck shill discord called Armorog talking about how he bought a gpd winmax to bait on Ganker and shill the deck.

          It worked

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >deck shill discord
            Any screenshots?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              of the discord? Nope. But they have been bragging in these threads for over a year now. Check the archives for the names Cher, Armorog and Ziggy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So no proof?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                aside from the actual fricking pictures?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What pictures?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                only proof is some schizo has been literally headcanon for over an entire year

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he bought a gpd winmax to bait on Ganker and shill the deck.
            How the frick does that even work?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I have better
              >post picture
              >instant 500 replies, half of which are you and your troony friends talking about how great the deck is in "response"
              oh gee, I dunno, must take a real genuiuos

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cabal schizo was right all along bros...........................................................................................................................

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why would you play ff7 without chibi overworld characters? it looks so much better.

        >He's not using Ninostyle chibis
        You tasteless moron. I actually hate your fricking guts.

        Has anyone actually modded the remake model into the old game yet? Or is that just impossible with the base game?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can do it and it looks like shit because of the stiff animation rigs. Chibi models really are the only thing that works until modders start fricking with animation cells and shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >only half are chinkshills
      steam troony falseflag moment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >deckgays falsflagging as Nintendogays because they can't be that
      Fanboys are EXTREMELY dumb, otherwise they would not be fanboys.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    @deckbros
    i know proton eggroll is used for video codecs and shit valve can't officially distribute, but are there are other performance enhancements it offers besides that?

    should i be using protonGE in every game i can?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how do i play games that have isos or mdf files on the steamdeck?

      bump

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You might as well use GE unless it fricks up a game, in which case use the most recent proton, or the one that the autists on protonDB prescribe.

      how do i play games that have isos or mdf files on the steamdeck?

      you don't. Install it to a windows PC, then copy the files over using warpinator/winpinator.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    should i buy this mini laptop? its only $150

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sure why not

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Creaky plastic shell
    >Huge gaps that collect grease and gunk
    >Zero availability

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    love muh deck
    don't love spending upwards of an hour trying to find the perfect steaminput layout for certain titles to play optimally, simple as
    though once i do get it all set up it's fricking glorious. last game I set up to play on my deck was GTA3 and it's great

    also found out there's a bug with layers where it's supposed to show you a notification when you change action layer, but that shit just outright never works for some reason. and the sound it plays when you change action layer is barely fricking audible either. wish you could customise that better

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its a novelty like the switch without anything to really sell it? not only that its a crapshoot what is supported and how long it will be supported for. you can grab a cheap laptop with like a 3050 and dock it and use it as a main computer. this is made for video games and emulators on the go with like 1.5+ hour battery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you can grab a cheap laptop with like a 3050
      Name one under $800.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dont be a homosexual, i was saying you should invest the money for a good laptop instead. but also nitro 5 for like 730$

        https://www.amazon.com/Acer-AN515-55-53E5-i5-10300H-GeForce-Keyboard/dp/B092YHJGMN/ref=sr_1_3?tag=ganker-20&crid=2AXKZV80LH6S5&keywords=3050+laptop&qid=1660073312&sprefix=3050+laptop%2Caps%2C67&sr=8-3

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a decent laptop but I mean it's not comparable to the Deck at all?
          >Heavier
          >No controller
          >No gyro
          >Can play on your bed and doesn't need a mouse
          I mean if you want a gaming laptop go for it (or you can also buy stronger ones with higher prices).
          But if you specifically want a handheld that can play PC games I don't see why the Deck is not a good option?
          The only legit complaint about the Deck (compared to a gaming laptop) is smaller screen, but if you are fine with handheld gaming it's not a problem to begin with.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The only legit complaint about the Deck (compared to a gaming laptop) is smaller screen, but if you are fine with handheld gaming it's not a problem to begin with.
            that complaint goes away when you can hook it up to most larger displays

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            my argument was that the steam deck is a limited toy, while its being updated and worked on. theres obviously some pros if you want an emulation and some modern AAA games but overall its going to get out of date quick and already people are waiting for the revision to fix some of its problems. the larger screen isnt a problem because you can dock it. i just dont want it to end up as ewaste in someones house in 5 months but i guess this laptop would as well.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah at this point only a moderate-high end PC can age more than 5 years nowadays.
              The good news is that games are getting less demanding because older console generations are holding them back.
              But I really don't expect the Deck to play the latest AAA games in 2023 or 2024 at all.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me anon. Got mine and it works just like I imagined.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it even worth playing FF7 if you already know all of the twists in the story?
    I play every FF from 6 to 13 except 7 because when I was a kid we only had one computer and my brother played all by himself while I was only allowed to watch.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >twist to the story
      what?

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My steam deck won't turn on

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      forgot video

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        lad why are you spamming it? have you tried holding the button down? have you tried plugging it in then trying to turn it on? have you tried a reset (check the manual)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'm pressing the button it's just fricked moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            are you pressing it or holding it?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not his video. It's just some moronic homosexual thats baiting you. That video was made by a mongoloid who doesn't understand how electronics work either.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you should make more cringe videos with your zoomer hands

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are there really people still complaining about not enough games to play on the system? Seems nonsensical to me given the numbers for even just verified games let alone both combined.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      doubtful
      i'm emulating every generation up through ps3
      my entire steam library
      and infinite DLsite games

      literally set for the next decade

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dissappointed to see that not even those trackpads help handhelds when it comes to fps games. I just installed black mesa on the deck, it all runs well but damn it's too hard to aim properly on higher difficulties especially when the AI keeps running around. Luckily classic doom works just perfect as there's only lateral view.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Learn to use gyro.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tried in in fallout new vegas but even slight movements made the cursor move too far. Also again doesn't help with fast moving enemies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tweak it or use community profiles

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can adjust the gyro sensitivity. But yeah fast moving enemies are annoying.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >learn to use gyro
        >just swing your massive children's toy all around on an airplane

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >swing around
          Sounds like you have not learned how to correctly use the gyro

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I have been using gyro since the vita. Don't tell me how to waggle, boy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              But you can combine the joystick and the gyro so that you don't have to swing around too much?

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’ll wait for the upgraded version

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      see you in 4 to 5 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just like half life 3?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if their plan is to make Deck successful enough so that when they release Deck 3.0 they will also release HL3 along with it?
        The game would takes full use of the gyro, the track pad and the 10 L/R buttons to make some innovative gameplay shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it won't get any new games

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do i play games that have isos or mdf files on the steamdeck?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mount the isos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How do I mount the isos

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how

          how

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          how

          how

          >double click
          It just werkz

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            big if true

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Download emudeck
      Also
      >not using compressed game files
      Lmao, spacelet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he thought "isos" meant roms
        cringe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oops my bad, I'm a brainlet.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            true

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            false

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            possibly

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i dont know

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Start game download
    >Game finally downloads, launch it
    >Compiling Vulkan shaders
    >Shaders finalized compiled, get into game
    >Battery dies
    Top quality amerimutt hardware.
    It's for the 15 minutes it works.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's great for the 15 minutes it works*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      steamies...................................................

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one is going to walk around with that thing..

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    too many 'icks

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *checks email for steam deck notifications*
    no results

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just bought mine, it should be shipped soon (?). I was conflicted before clicking the payment because it's a crazy cool device that has zero practical use for me
    >commuting to work by car, so no playing in bus
    >work is kinda fun honestly, no need for a portable gaming device there
    >maybe gonna use deck on trips? trips are for trip purposes though
    >bedside console sounds nice, but proves unhealthy most of the time
    >for every other purpose, PC is just plain superior
    i think i've paid for it because i really, really, really wanted HTC Shift when i was in middle school, kind of making up for the unfulfilled dream of a portable x86 pc. eh, gonna replay some oldies at least, should be fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did you really expect me to read any of that when you admit you don't even have your deck yet
      who literally cares, post in a week

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Even if you never leave the house the deck is still really cool. Playing anywhere you want, especially big impressive looking games, is extremely comfy.

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Too low initial production. Difficult to avoid during a component shortage. Things are looking better now. At the end of July I was even allowed to put a Steam Deck reservation on my Steam wishlist here in Norway.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it flopped

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing.
    Everythings looking up and up for it.

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing. Just like the gamepad, it's good hardware that will probably be out of production soon and nowhere to be found for less than a 300% markup.

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dont use mine at all
    i take it to work everyday but i play controller games on my macbook instead
    im glad i have it but i dont know what to use it for. the honeymoon period ended a while ago

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is it that when i install the wine flatpak from discover it doesnt show up in my applist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it wont
      use flatseal to give it filesystem permissions

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good few of the games I am trying to install give error default engine .ini not found, tried bottles, wine, installing on windows and copying files over, multiple downloads, any hints? feel like a moron trying to use linux

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek is that xcom enemy unknown
      Because this problem applies to mac, linux, and windbogged
      Go into steam and verify file integrity

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pirated games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          If default engine ini is not found there is something missing in the game folder on steam
          Something got fricked transferring from windows to deck

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            same error whether installing and transferring, installing using bottles/wine/proton and using different downloads? you really think it's an issue with it being transferred?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Can you find the engine.ini inside the specific game folder? If it isn't there make one and verify the game, that might work.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And looking at that error it looks more like a path issue, it can't find that my documents sub directory.

                this is linux we are apeaking about here, I haven't got a clue how to do anything, made sure to install and confirm it ran on windows, then those same files wont work through proton, there are no files installed to my documents when installing on windows, not sure what it's looking for in the compdata folder

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically post this in steam deck discussions on Steam.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              And looking at that error it looks more like a path issue, it can't find that my documents sub directory.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried specifying what games you're trying to install?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek is that xcom enemy unknown
      Because this problem applies to mac, linux, and windbogged
      Go into steam and verify file integrity

      dishonored 1 + 2 and bulletstorm

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the installer i'm trying to use is in japanese and the characters aren't displaying. i can get it to boot the installer but it errors out when i try to navigate folders

    https://stackoverflow.com/questions/71114503/how-to-display-japanese-characters-in-a-linux-wine-message-box-text

    how do you open this winetricks configuration thing on steam deck?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=580

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thanks dude

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is no point in getting it when I have a PC that can do everything and I work from home so there's no sort of commuting time where I'd ever need something

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't have a RTX3090 pre installed

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tried pirating game for about a week, nothing working
    >cave in and buy steam key on cdkeys
    >still pending almost 12 hours later
    I just want to play comfy early 2010s games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be a moron for a week straight (new pr)
      >do my daily donation to the jude
      >the israelites frick me again
      >mfw
      i just want to play games from right before gaming peaked
      jokes aside what game was it? i cant imagine a game from 2010 wouldnt work especially if it was a pirated version

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that was rude but intelligent

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i've bought like 20 keys on that site and have never had pending once
      sucks for you dude

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get banned from steam for pirating

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, they have emulators on the steam store.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        FRICK, no wonder everythings so small, my screens set to 4k on this silly 14 inch laptop. god damn i cant believe it took till now to notice it, i thought i was going blind

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all of those tabs and applications unironically opened
        cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no gay sex with hats on
        baka tbqhwyf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >trash
        ba-
        >9gag and reddit opened

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What are you writing in *nkk notepad anon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          uuuuuuuuuuuuh secrets

          actually just imaginary project ideas if i decide to commit to learning programming, and a question/shitpost i was gonna ask /k/ i wanted to make sure i didnt forget overnight

          >no gay sex with hats on
          baka tbqhwyf

          maaaan but thats effort

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just installed 41 2D/3D/VN hentai games on my steamdeck

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does proton have good nvidia support?
    I just want to use Linux for my PC and ditch windows altogether. But my PC has an nvidia card so I'm not sure how well proton supports it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nvidia linux drivers are trash, don't bother

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're literally the same drivers as on Windows.
        Its just they're so much shittier than the open source AMD drivers you realize how bad they really are.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Works fine, install nobara os on pc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd still keep a Windows install on hand because certain games are broken because of nvidia. But i haven't really had an issue with the 100 or so games I've tested on Linux such as Doom eternal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why run Manjaro when archinstall exists?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe archinstall didn't exist when he first tried manjaro.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a dumb idiot and manjaro has fricking guis for my dumb brain. I still haven't really figured out pacman lmao.

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Valve isn't trying to go to war with nintendo so they'll finally be forced to stop being shit and go 3rd party. I want to see this thing advertised everywhere and in retailers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so they'll finally be forced to stop being shit and go 3rd party.
      Why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds self explanatory

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Loved the steam deck, tried it out for a little while. Unfortunately I just don't have enough use for a portable gaming system to make it worth the money so I ended up returning it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frfr all my homies did the same, shit is deadass redundant af on god no cap

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a lightweight 4k headset + a new input innovation that's superior to both controllers and m+kb for seated gaming and gaming in bed / on sofas, etc. The headset wouldn't even have to be stereoscopic, wireless, or enclosed, it should just be as lightweight as possible.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most people think this cost only $5 USD, because the 5 USD is just reserving a queue line. People are so tired of waiting; and the Deck is not available to order in many countries, any country outside of USA because for Steam, USA is the only country of the world.

    2018-202X is full of examples of Switch copycats that have failed to live up their own hype

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >most people think this cost only $5 USD
      frickin lmao, they arnt switch users, they know what it costs

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You don't deserve a (You), your bait was too shitty

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What went wrong?

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can it run Android? I was always curious about this.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      uh, sure, but apparently android os's are inherently flawed, and have input latency. its why even if you use a wired controller to play emulators and shit it feels off. your better off playing any alternate version of the games you want, if it exists.

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