What were they thinking?

>Persian
>Quadruped, has gem
>Alolan Persian
>Quadruped, has gem
>Galarian Persian
>Biped, has coin
How'd they mess it up that badly? Galarian forms were a mistake.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a Persian.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It evolves from Meowth, it's a Persian.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        By this logic, Vaporeon is a Jolteon because it evolves from Eevee

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is Politoed a Poliwrath then? Is Kleavor a Scizor?
        Gee, it's almost like a Pokémon can evolve differently depending on it's environment or something, which is a the basics of regional forms.
        Heck, We need more of this really: Perrserker, Runerigus, Sneasler and Clodsire was only the start.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Politoed
          Bipedal.
          >Poliwrath
          Bipedal.
          >Kleavor
          Bipedal.
          >Scizor
          Bipedal.
          Sneasler and Runerigus? Fine.
          Perrserker and Clodsire? Abominations.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you seriously just mad that it's bipedal?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. It doesn't follow the theme.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It follows the theme of Galarian Meowth, which is that they're vikings

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care about that theme. The theme I'm talking about is that it evolves into something quadrupedal.
                It doesn't follow the theme, and Clodsire doesn't follow Quagsire's theme, so they're trash.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >different thing is different
                >so it's bad
                It is literally not a Persian

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the evolved form of Meowth. Basically a Persian.

                that isn't a theme dude

                Them what else do you call it? A pattern? Fine, it doesn't follow the pattern, so it's trash.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                a pattern of one data point isn't a pattern, least of all when the second data point you add disagrees with whatever 'pattern' you try to apply to the first. one is simply quadrupedal and the other isn't, there isn't more to it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Meowth evolves quadrapedal
                >Then he does it with his Alolan form
                >Ruins it with the Galarian
                There's a pattern. Name a single split evolution pre gen 8 that has one form bipedal and the other not.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                2 is a coincidence, 3 is a pattern.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, and before you mention Snorunt and Burmy, those are fine and make sense.

                2 is a coincidence, 3 is a pattern.

                No it isn't. It goes that EVERY single split evo and regional form evo stays on the same amount of legs as the first one or at least makes sense. It's Gen 7 with Solgaleo and Gen 8 with this travesty that it stops applying.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even Solgaleo isn't that bad because it's a space alien.
                Why do british cats stand on two legs when they evolve? It's moronic.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's not Persian.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Even though it evolves from Meowth, and Persian is the normal Meowth's only evolution, it's not a Persian
                They can call it what they like but it's still a Persian.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >EVERY single split evo and regional form evo stays on the same amount of legs as the first one

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can you read? It's Gen 8 where it STOPS applying. And I already said Clodsire was a mistake as well.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's Gen 8 where it STOPS applying
                It's gen 8 where they make evolutions for regional forms that differ from the originals.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you agree with me? I'm talking about the pattern not applying anymore because they made the idiotic decision of breaking it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So you agree with me?
                No, I'm calling you a moron for assuming that totally different Pokemon should be consistent just to sate your autism.
                There is no pattern. Perrzerker isn't Persian, Clodsire isn't Quagsire. Did you get this mad at Rockruff being able to evolve into either a bipedal or quadrapedal Pokemon?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then you really are moronic,

                >EVERY single split evo and regional form evo stays on the same amount of legs as the first one

                this post makes no sense

                >It's Gen 8 where it STOPS applying
                It's gen 8 where they make evolutions for regional forms that differ from the originals.

                this post makes no sense

                >There is no pattern
                Except the one I just told you?

                >Perrzerker isn't Persian, Clodsire isn't Quagsire.
                Just because they aren't called the same name doesn't mean that's what they are. The evolutions of the regional form of a Pokémon break the established pattern of Gen 7's regionals and cross evos in general. There was no precedent broken with Rockenruff. You really must be stupid.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                if it stops applying arbitrarily it was never a pattern, just a coincidence.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >For 7 GENERATIONS, over like 20 YEARS it follows the pattern
                >"It's just a coincidence!!"
                Likely story.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What other instances are there of regional variants with different evolutions to their original counterparts?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just because they gave it a different name doesn't mean it's not just a Persian.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The totally different stat allocation and learnset has a lot to do with it not being Persian. As does it not looking anything like Persian.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >440 bst
                Just like Persian.
                >Monotype
                Just like Persian.
                >Move learning level ups
                Almost exactly like Persian.
                They sure do treat it like a Persian.
                As for it not looking anything like Persian, that's because they messed it up because they are moronic.

                That exactly it. it needs the name and to be on four legs to be one.

                All it needs to be a Persian is to be treated like a Persian, which it is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not rewarding your moronation with any more (You)s. Make this one last.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That exactly it. it needs the name and to be on four legs to be one.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it literally does mean it's not a persian, jesus dude. they spell it out and you still don't get it? i want it to be bait but i know in my heart it's autism, please learn to cope with it in ways other than abject delusions.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                IT'S A PERSIAN.
                THEY MADE GALARIAN PERSIAN AND GAVE IT A STUPID NAME.
                WHY DOES MY CAT STAY BIPEDAL WHEN HIS JAPANESE COUSIN GOES QUADRUPEDAL BECAUSE HE'S BRITISH???

                I'm not rewarding your moronation with any more (You)s. Make this one last.

                Seethe.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's a perrserker, the pokémon meowth evolves into when exposed to the conditions in galar. related pokémon include: meowth and persian. identical pokémon include: perrserker.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IT'S A PERSIAN.
                It's not THO.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're fricking autistic and moronic and I sincerely hope you have a nice day one day.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that isn't a theme dude

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy autism

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                homosexual a dog and you had a common ancestor, don't be mad at the dog for not turning out to be a biped

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong evolution moron. Pokémon evolution is completely different and you know that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guess what moron, It's a fricking regional form so its pretty fricking similar. Galarian Meowth and Kanto Meowth had a common ancestor. Galarian Meowth evolved a different way.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >My cat is british so even though it's almost the exact same species with only a few minor differences it stands up on its hind legs as opposed to all of the other regional forms of its type
                Humans and dogs are way farther apart then regional forms moron. It's still a stupid conparison you idiot.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It could be a viking and remain quadrupedal.
                Just copypaste it's face onto a Persian-like body, and it would be great.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it wouldn't.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember when bait was believable

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that it's biped and looks more like meowth is why I like this design more than dogshit boring persian

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Galarian Meowth and Perrserker are the best versions of the Meowth line

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >japanese themed cat Pokemon with deep inspiration
    >turns into a random cat with a random gem on it's head for no reason
    how could they mess it up so badly?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clodsire is awesome. We wouldn't had the Area Zero theme without it's beautiful singings.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Persian has to be one of the biggest downgrade designwise. Goes from a cool lucky cat to big generic cat, it blows

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not complaining about the uniqueness of the design. Or Persian's plainess. It just should've been quadrapedal and have a Viking-y gem.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Persian lost a lot from meowth now that I look at it, it's ears are way smaller, it lost the brown on the paws and tail. it's just a mountain lion with a rock in its head, that'd be fine if it took after meowth a little more

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My love for you is like a truck, Perrserker.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both of these? Fine and bipedal.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget "cute"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Very very cute

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I miss her

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want them to keep making different meowths based on real life cats.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, and they should start out bipedal and evolve into quadropeds. I'll make exceptions if they are bug type or ghost or something.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind the final form being biped if they can make it work.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly if it didn't have the gay as frick horns and weird bit of shit connecting to the coin it would be perfect. Persian has always been lame compared to meowth.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This should have been its own mon, unrelated to Meowth.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It literally resembles Meowth more than either Persian variant. What is this autism

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a persian and it's a meowth who said frick and went living alone in the caves, actually makes sense for it to not have a gem and look so different from persian

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Persian/perrserker fricking sucks
    all meowth > all meowth's evolutions

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hats perserkker not flopsian

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