what will be new nintendo console? new gimmick?

what will be new nintendo console? new gimmick?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Built-in onahole receptacle.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Foldable screen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would be cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The nintendo 4old?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will be a re-release of the N64

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a wii phone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just iPhone, Nintendo is pretty tight with Apple.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BEHOLD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OMG A HECKIN NINTENDO SEAL OF QUALITY PRODUCT TAKE MY MONEY!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sony copies it four months later with the Sony Poove

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does it have warioware

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It will be the exact same form factor as the switch just with more powerful hardware probably base xbox1 tier and MAYBE base ps4 tier.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After a runaway success? They’ll go greedy like every company with a winning gen, and release the New Neo Nintendo Switch U. It’ll have barely any marketing and loses third parties after the first year on the maket.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they return to the DS formfactor, and comes with a hdmi stick to stream to and retractable top screen for when you want to play on a TV.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This except the top screen still folds like a DS and you can fold it all the way to the back for TV mode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This except the top screen still folds like a DS and you can fold it all the way to the back for TV mode.

      And a joycon like controller that attaches to smartphones for the multiplayer issue the wiiu had

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So the switch but with the two screen gimmick of the ds/wii u? I’m game, that sounds perfect.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    there wont be gimmicks because nintendo stopped making consoles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please don’t tell me this anon, I’ve invested in their company last year and am already fricked by the economy.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone ITT who wants dual screens to return is an pedo who just wants Etrian Odyssey back.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vr probably or ar

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop with the additional gimmicks, the functionality of the switch is great, just put the charger on the top, at least double the battery life and graphics of the current generation, not previous.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >graphics
      The switch has the perfect level of power. More power means longer dev time, means less games released.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The switch has the perfect level of power.
        ahh yes, i too enjoyed the sub-20 fps towns in breath of the wild

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i too enjoy parroting things from BOTW's release and ignoring performance patches released after
          *uploads another video to crowbcat*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You might be an actual moron if you seriously believe this bullshit.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >more power
        >more dev time
        yeah ok
        >a more powerful AC takes longer to cool a room
        >a more powerful car that goes faster than most takes longer to get to the destination
        >a more powerful light will make the room dimmer
        >amore powerful speaker will make the sound quieter
        >a more powerful party composition will make the fight slower
        >a more powerful gun will make the enemy die slower
        truly amazing post anon
        I hope it's bait

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I hope it's bait
          I hope you are yourself baiting anon, it's a well known fact that with increased power comes increased expectations, increased game scope and thus increased development time. Bigger teams to fill bigger areas, less cohesion in the team, loss of authorial vision, design by committee.
          Anon just skipped some steps in his discourse, but it's a verifiable correlation.
          You don't install a bigger AC in the same room, you are also expected to increase the size of the room.
          >a bigger car consumes more fuel than a small, nimble car
          >a brighter light needs a lampshade
          >a more powerful speaker will have more noticeable parasite noise
          >more people in the party will make the fights slower < that's a fact
          >a more powerful gun that uses more ammo is a waste if the enemies already die in one hit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just cap the portable resolution at 720p and a more power it's just upsides

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Well then you bump into the developers b***hing that they have to develop first for the 720p side of the system, since your game won't get past quality-control if it can't run handheld. We're already at this point with Switch, big developers avoid it like the plague since they can't brute-force performance and 720p is the intended baseline, not 1080p.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but on the other side smaller devs don't have to make hd textures and you have 1080p docked for for the aa and aaa devs

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's an approach that's working really well, Switch is a first-party Nintendo machine and indie paradise.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NES to SNES
    >N64 to GCN
    >Wii to Wii U
    >GB to GBA
    >DS to 3DS
    It's going to be Switch "2"
    BTW, hybrid is a form factor, not a gimmick. Switch's gimmick is HD rumble

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >HD rumble
      literally nothing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Switch doesn't have a prominent gimmick
      You could point to the IR sensor but it's almost an afterthought, and has barely ever been used. HD rumble is marketing if we're being honest, Switch's rumble isn't noticeably more advanced than the other two 9th gen consoles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      there's literally no point in reinventing anything when you have such a succesful console other businesses are taking "influence" from.
      just slap some more powerful chips in that shit and make it backwards compatible with the older carts and jobs done.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >BTW, hybrid is a form factor, not a gimmick. Switch's gimmick is HD rumble

      Whatever you want to call it, they're still going to roll with some new innovation for Switch 2. Nintendo prides themselves in coming up with something new and eye opening every console release.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the 3dswitch

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Likely a direct successor to the Switch. All the acquisitions they have made lately tells me they could really push the console power forward hard this time too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah after the huge success of the switch and that it's still going unlike how the Wii died out by now, they need to do a Switch 2 with more power and features.
      Easy sailing for the next generation for them

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo will never make another home console that is not some variation of the switch simply because it’s too great of an idea for them to ever change it.

    Welcome to the dark age.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >underestimating the weirdness of Japanese developers
      >of NINTENDO
      Never doubt their autism. More consoles in the same vein as the Switch is the right way to go. Can't really see how this is a "dark age" when the Switch itself has been great.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most likely a Switch 2 with similar specs to the Deck.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dildo attachment

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo will play it extremely safe until the Switch-like concept starts to decline. It's Switch++ from here on out, no new gimmicks

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the new gimmick will be..
    ..a modern digital storefront that doesn't throw away your purchase history each gen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Keep dreaming

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its always a new gimmick.
    I just wish nintendo would make powerful consoles again but the wii ensured that will never happen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I just wish nintendo would make powerful consoles again
      I don't really see what anyone at all would gain from that. If you want a big honkin box you plug into your tv that gives you the prettiest grafics, you already have those options with PC and the other consoles. As long as it's powerful enough that third parties don't have to break their backs to get games working on it there isn't much of a problem if it's a bit behind in horsepower. The moronic amount of sales the switch and nintendo's handhelds in general get make it pretty clear that people value the form factor a lot more than raw graphical fidelity.

      I also think it's clear that tablet sized consoles/PCs are essentially just becoming the new handhelds ever since smartphones beat them out of their old niche, and I doubt the trend is going to run out of steam anytime soon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you want a simple powerful console without gimmicks you have two identical alternatives. The only reason to play Nintendo is because of gimmicky differentiators.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I just wish nintendo would make powerful consoles again
        I don't really see what anyone at all would gain from that. If you want a big honkin box you plug into your tv that gives you the prettiest grafics, you already have those options with PC and the other consoles. As long as it's powerful enough that third parties don't have to break their backs to get games working on it there isn't much of a problem if it's a bit behind in horsepower. The moronic amount of sales the switch and nintendo's handhelds in general get make it pretty clear that people value the form factor a lot more than raw graphical fidelity.

        I also think it's clear that tablet sized consoles/PCs are essentially just becoming the new handhelds ever since smartphones beat them out of their old niche, and I doubt the trend is going to run out of steam anytime soon.

        Nintendos identity is their first party exclusives not fricking wiggle waggle. Better computational power means they could try even crazier shit, other companies like xbox and sony are content to just make the same market tested crap forever.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nintendo's first-party exclusives are part and parcel with their per-generational gimmick, they were all about the touchscreen on the wii u and there was a wii pointer or motion control on frickin' errythang they did for the wii, even gamecube ports like twilight princess

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Then emulate.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Iwata is dead though so maybe we'll just get a straight power upgrade this time.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just going to be the Switch 2.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just going to be the Switch 2

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The controller is a life size doll of femboy Ink with his bare add expose and you control the console by thrusting your dick in his gaping anus.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whatever it is it will sell like hotcakes because they've engineered an army of manchildren who will spend their parent's inheritance on anything nintendo shits out

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully the next gimmick is controllers that last more than a year without breaking

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's the possibility of them doing a Super Switch with a 1080p screen and a small/medium bump in power in the unit itself, but using external GPU tech in the dock for a larger bump in power when connected to 4k TVs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >e-gpus
      I mean it the logical upgrade, but ninty is going to lose MILLIONS on that. Every console on a loss. Now youre making a machine with 2 DIFFERENT CHIPS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The logical upgrade is just using a better SoC and keep the same form factor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well, they could offer two versions, handheld only and a bundle with the dock included, then make the dock available separately.

  27. 2 years ago
    saucy

    always on internet and seamless gameplay between portable and home use

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Modular console where they can just sell you upgraded parts forever.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sliding, moving parts, it's if they didn't learn anything from the 3DS.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whatever it is, it will use a different storage method so they can sell you the same games again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i cant wait to buy paper mario for the 6th time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i cant wait to buy paper mario for the 6th time

      Yeah this is why I sold my Switch
      Same games over and over rehashed since GC

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good graphics.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is the only company left still making games with balls not rehashing the same bullshit game we've seen 10000 different times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon i think you are in the wrong timeline

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it is just like the Switch, but more powerful.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has to be something unique.

    They can't do a switch 2. The Steam Deck would obliterate them if they try to do that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They can't do a switch 2. The Steam Deck would obliterate them if they try to do that.

      the steam deck has halfassed games
      switch has games made specifically for it and its controls
      you PCBlack folk think high frame rate and ultra graphics means its good when you just take the sovl out of gaming like a fricking moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By what metric? Steam Deck will be a few years old by the time a Switch 2 would be out so they'd have about the same power. But that's also the least important quality. The Steam Deck isn't a mass market device and Valve doesn't want to scale it up to such. Furthermore, the point of the Switch was that the docking and undocking is seamless. That's a trick that would require software support from the games and from the operating system, neither of which is ready and will likely never happen. Try hot-plugging your Steam Deck (you do have a Steam Deck, right?), it works terribly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >They can't do a switch 2. The Steam Deck would obliterate them if they try to do that.

        the steam deck has halfassed games
        switch has games made specifically for it and its controls
        you PCBlack folk think high frame rate and ultra graphics means its good when you just take the sovl out of gaming like a fricking moron

        I don't want to argue about it.

        I just don't think Nintendo would go that route. They would have to compete with valve on the chips. There would be competition between owning a handheld that can run hundreds of games out of the box vs a handheld that has a ecosystem.

        It would be a mistake.

        Nintendo doesn't like competition. They've always innovated to not end up like PS5 and Xbox which are stagnant linear upgrades.

        A switch 2 would not make sense.

        I expect Nintendo to create something unique for next gen. Don't want another GameCube/ wiiu situation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I expect Nintendo to create something unique for next gen. Don't want another GameCube/ wiiu situation.
          they've hit the nail on the head with a trifecta of normal controller gaming, Wii nunchuck infrared remotes doubling as controllers, and a portable/dockable system

          why would they throw away this potential just because they have a competitor in the space now?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I just don't see it. I don't see how they do it.

            I don't have any real stake in this so I won't argue farther other than I have my Steam Deck and my brother having his switch OLED, and seeing those chink devices ramping up. It's going to be a hell of a saturated market competing for chips during a chip shortage.

            >Mfw switch is 5 years old now

            Jesus Christ time flies.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Do people not know how few Steam Decks are being manufactured. If they used the same chip who do you think would have priority? The company whose last unit sold 100+ million units or a device that won't outsell the vita.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Surprised you're getting so defensive over this.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >i foresee the nvidia SoC nintendo approach competing furiously with the AMD SoC valve approach

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >and seeing those chink devices ramping up. It's going to be a hell of a saturated market competing for chips during a chip shortage.
              tiny chink companies are nowhere near nintendo when it comes to coming to one of these companies and saying give me X amount of chips. Shit wasn't there a story about microsoft doing that exact same thing to sony? That's a case where it's 2 huge corporations.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can they just make a dedicated console version please? There's some games I want to play on the switch but portability holds zero value to me and I don't want to be paying for it or for it to be holding back performance

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    5g handheld streaming device.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eye tracking.
    They experimented with it with the 3DS
    they don't need to use visible light.
    The Eye is faster than the hand.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    vr calling it now

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    THE SPINNER

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The gimmick will be that there is no (hardware) gimmick
    The software gimmick is DLSS support

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This seems obvious to me. XB3 already has temporally reconstructed upscaling.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dual screen that slides into another screen that allows superimposed gameplay mechanics like a pocket AR/VR kinda thing, localized within the games itself.

    Call it DS Fusion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever it takes to bring back Etrian Odyssey

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope they keep card format for physical games, idc if it makes them more expensive to produce, not even about backwards compatibility, theres just no way am I collecting fricking disks nowadays

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They really just need to make a more powerfull switch that runs older games better/higher res so people will want to upgrade. But they'll frick it up somehow.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They need to stop being moronic and just call it switch 2

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All they need to do is iterate on the joycon design and beef up the internals. Maybe add some interesting AR tech.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Build in gun that shoots your kid

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to see them at least offer "Pro" joy cons with proper ergonomics somewhat like the HORI Split Pad, even if they're sold separately.

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