>SOUR BABY INC
SOUR BABY INC is a private consulting firm specialising in making sure game developers have calibrated their games for audiences that are anti;
Small breasts
Ugly faced women
Ugly people in general
Millennial writing
Games that aren't fun to play
Semitic tier microtransactions
Established in early 2024, we have a long history of helping developers that are confused with what gamers actually want deliver that extra touch that results in happier customers and higher profit margins.
Our early campaigns have resulted in over 2 hundred developers removing autogynephile pride flags, switching from body type a and b to male and female, increasing the breast size and attractiveness of female characters, and comprehensive race-bleaching of story important characters, all of which has led to better games, and more satisfied customers.
Surely you make more money by making games that appeal to people that actually play games, yes? Or do Devs try and milk poofter/DEI friendly investment money and then make things shitty on purpose?
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>poofter
Why do Australians shitpost so hard?
Optic suicide. Normies don't give nearly as much of a shit about DEI trash as you or I do. It's not that they agree with it, they just don't see it. It doesn't register to them as long as the product is fun. And if it isn't fun, that's the problem, not the DEI. But taking a vocal, active stance AGAINST "being a good person" will get even normies to cringe and turn away because good things are good, even if that's all just subjective bullshit anyway.
Fair I guess. I get that if you're marketing to a political group then you go hard, but I have a strange feeling that if FIFA 2025 was women's Fifa and it was slow as shit then people who are pretty passive and don't care that much would.
Normies also spend less. If I was a dev I wouldn't go down either road and I'd do everything I could to not look like sweet or sour baby Inc approved. But, that doesn't change the fact that a committee of people who seem committed to do that woke thing where "it's comedy, but it's not funny because it's meant to be", or "it's a game, but it's not meant to be fun and that's what makes it groundbreaking".
If it was the daily wire doing their version of it I'd shit on that too
I will make the logo!
Going around calling yourself a sour baby isn't going to go over well.
Spicy Baby then
Better than salty baby I suppose. I think also going opposite of baby could work if you're doing it for sweet
Sour/spicy adult/man/grandpa/elder all have way better optics than sour baby
Yeah I just realised sour/salty/bitter baby don't work well. They sound funny, and are immediately linkable to sweet baby, but yeah. Adult doesn't work. Sweet Man works
More to the point any name, when trying to make a statement, can be immediately followed up with "you sure are a sour baby" is just suicide for trying to get anyone to take you even remotely seriously.
Like if I was part of a group of grown men concerned about gamings influence on children I would not call my group father's against gaming because even the best speech in the world dies in public opinion the second someone goes "oh look it's the f.a.g.s"
True. Sweet Baby Incinerated it is.
Bitter Grandpa feels fitting.
Are you a false-flagging troony making a moronic post so you can screenshot it and post it on reddit or an actual 12 year old?
>Are you a false-flagging troony making a moronic post so you can screenshot it and post it on reddit or an actual 12 year old?
>liking attractive women openly must be a psyop or false flag, because optics
Good lord, how many jabs did you get?
>immediately replies with a nonsense strawman
troony it is then.
Ok. Whatever makes you hard homosexual.
Sweet Baby Incinerated also works. Could have a cartoon heeb baby in an oven
>What's stopping anyone from doing this?
Hedge firms aren't looking for companies consulted by this kind of company, because they are funding their own companies. Also, it's AI slop.
Why yes, I didn't hire someone to make a logo for some off the cuff shit I just made up.
Try it and see what happens.
I'm not sure I can prompt a logo for Sweet Baby Incinerated unless I boot up SD. I'll see what I can make
>What's stopping anyone from doing this?
I dont have millions of Dollars.
Send them and i do it
Why would you need millions to pretend to matter and get money for making sure characters aren't ugly?
forcing or tryin to force them to frick their games up aint cheap
Are you a moron? The only companies that would even hire a faceless ghost writer janny like SBI literally only care to produce safe lowest common denominator slop. You don't change the nature of a cow dung factory by shooting the cow, you fricking moron. Not even the CEOs matter. CEOs exist to be blamed and subsequently fired. The existence of shareholders in the gaming business is an issue, for example. Well, we are talking AAA anyway. Any "indie" that doesn't have its own team of writers should not be in the business.
This is a joke anon. I'm not talking about actually setting up a firm lol. Pretending I have and that it's having an affect is. I could say I was hired by Square Enix to save their next game.
I'd rather someone create this
Bar the name that sounds normal
actually parody sites regarding these woke companies would be fun.
>we will make your game so bad, that no one will buy it
>we will successfully bankrupt your developers
Well this is bullshit. I can't prompt breasts but I can have a baby in the oven whenever I like? Fricking AI