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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going fast.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pizza

      fpbp /thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      primo post miglior post

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pizza

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eurojank level design but for speedrunners
    Literally none. People only tolerate it for the art.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's eurojank about it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of it is abstract not in keeping with the aesthetic but because the designer didn't really know what to do with his assets but place them at random. This is why the stages try to be like one big loop, but have obvious sections which only open up on the return trip.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nothing in this sentence makes sense

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you have nothing to contribute to a thread then don't post. It's really that simple. Pizza Tower is a good game with borderline random level design where barely anything actually flows outside of the intended P rank route.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              schizo ramblings aren't contribution
              >the level design is random except its not because its clearly designed for the tools you have while allowing creative use of said tools
              what level of moronation is this.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is thing called level design, and the most basic tenet of it is that you introduce mechanics, iterate upon them, and then ask the player to think for themselves about solving a problem.
                In Pizza Tower, you are just doing things, and when you do the thing, you can then go back and do the thing faster, while keeping your combo.
                The transformations barely matter, because you cannot die and the only real obstacle is conserving momentum between setpieces.
                If the entire game is set up to be like Wario Land, then I should not be taking alternative routes after hitting Pillar John.
                Creative use also implies there is more than one solution or that the levels branch off, when even someone with all C ranks could tell you that's obviously not the case.
                Go ahead and reply again calling me moronic or nonsensical, just because I enjoyed the game and it's in my top 10 for the year, doesn't mean I'm suddenly not allowed to critique it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you introduce mechanics, iterate upon them, and then ask the player to think for themselves about solving a problem.
                >you are just doing things, and when you do the thing, you can then go back and do the thing faster, while keeping your combo.
                amazing, you managed to write the same thing twice, but in a way that sounds good and in a way that sounds bad.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lots of words that mean literally fricking nothing, i swear gamergate has convinced midwits that have zero understanding that their "criticisms" are worth anything.

                The levels are designed very clearly, there is a path that you follow, you have tools to deal with them that can be used in various ways. both the going in and exit path are seamlessly integrated into each other, flow naturally and beautifully and everything makes sense once you go through the level. The game is inspired by wario land 4, not a carbon copy (it should be obvious if you had more than 10 iq because the game is not called wario land 4).
                There is more than one solution to every level, just because you are shit and can't get P ranks doesnt mean that there aren't multiple ways to get P ranks, you can look up people pranking the game and no 2 runs will be the same, people will super jump at different points , slide at different points, use super taunts at different points.
                >The transformations barely matter, because you cannot die and the only real obstacle is conserving momentum between setpieces
                and every single mechanic and level is designed with this in mind, that is good level design.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Bringing in GG out of absolutely fricking nowhere (you must be a hecking SJW!!)
                >Implying I'm bad at the game (if you're good at the game that means you love it unquestioningly!)
                >Actually claiming that 95% of Pizza Tower isn't spent in Peppino's base form (I'll just misconstrue your entire point!)
                I'll reiterate again that I enjoy the game, you embodying the worst traits of Ganker in an effort to own someone just giving their opinion is dumb.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >more schizophrenic greentext that has zero relation with the topic
                jesus take your meds
                claiming that 95% of Pizza Tower isn't spent in Peppino's base form (I'll just misconstrue your entire point!)
                no one claimed that nor it is relevant to anything.
                you don't have an opinion, your "critique" is a jumbled nonsensical mess of words that literally contradict themselves with no actual point to be found. it's like you're copying games journalist words without understanding any of them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thread is about the appeal of Pizza Tower
                >Someone likens it to eurojank, in a pleasing way
                >Elaborate on their comparison with some gentle critique
                >"SCHIZO homosexual GAMERGATE TAKE YOUR MEDS LALALALA IM NOT LISTENING"
                Calm the frick down.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you did not elaborate on aything, there is no critique to be found anywhere, take your meds and try to make an actual coherent point then there will be something worth discussing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the guy calling you a homosexual but I still don't get the eurojank comparison. to me eurojank is something like jazz jackrabbit 2, pt is just like wario land + sonic.
                but I can't really put into words what eurojank means, it's just a feeling

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just a different version of saying something has soul. They have the level assets, they have the ideas, it's just put together in a way that not everyone is used to while still being fun. Gothic is an RPG but it's eurojank because the mechanics you'd expect from one are presented in a vastly different way. That's it, really. It can be good or bad but it doesn't matter because the whole thing is still really enjoyable.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If the entire game is set up to be like Wario Land, then I should not be taking alternative routes after hitting Pillar John.
                you haven't played wario land

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If the entire game is set up to be like Wario Land, then I should not be taking alternative routes after hitting Pillar John.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Warioland 4 did this btw

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            PT and WL4 barely resemble each other, you can't introduce this as an argument when even the creator admits PT is more of a Sonic game than Wario.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A lot of it is abstract not in keeping with the aesthetic but because the designer didn't really know what to do with his assets but place them at random
          that's any mario game and nobody would dare call that eurojank

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you have nothing to contribute to a thread then don't post. It's really that simple. Pizza Tower is a good game with borderline random level design where barely anything actually flows outside of the intended P rank route.

          There is thing called level design, and the most basic tenet of it is that you introduce mechanics, iterate upon them, and then ask the player to think for themselves about solving a problem.
          In Pizza Tower, you are just doing things, and when you do the thing, you can then go back and do the thing faster, while keeping your combo.
          The transformations barely matter, because you cannot die and the only real obstacle is conserving momentum between setpieces.
          If the entire game is set up to be like Wario Land, then I should not be taking alternative routes after hitting Pillar John.
          Creative use also implies there is more than one solution or that the levels branch off, when even someone with all C ranks could tell you that's obviously not the case.
          Go ahead and reply again calling me moronic or nonsensical, just because I enjoyed the game and it's in my top 10 for the year, doesn't mean I'm suddenly not allowed to critique it.

          Damn, this homie STUPID

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    le fresh farts for novelty addicted morons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >novelty addicted
      That's the human nature.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Courage the cowardly dog for zoomers

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    play and find out

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuhrayzee animations

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely responsive and flexible controls
    Excellent music
    Unique artstyle with lots of frames of animation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, unironically.
      On top of that, customisable levels.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Earthworm Jim for zoomer autists

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese pizza

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    good music and nice artstyle, that's pretty much it, gameplay is just trash trial and error and most levels are extremely easy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >trial and error
      >extremely easy
      this guy is a moron and got filtered by p ranks

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like the art and music. is it being ported to switch?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Devs say that's not going to happen anytime soon. Just get a Steam Deck or figure out how to plug your switch controller into a computer.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Running up walls

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone who doesn’t speak a taco language try out the mod by the Snoot team yet?

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks terrible. Why would you replace Peppino with the Poochie of scalies?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the speed and the music and the pizza

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good game and I refuse to dislike it solely because Celestegays are trying to invade it

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    fun, simple, smooth, good music, art style and animations. The game peaks when you master it.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know but the art style alone deters me from wanting to play it. Its legitimately ugly and not in the intentional way. In the I can draw this shit way better sort of way.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's

      %3D%3D

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me it's

      %3D%3D

      do you homosexuals NEED to put the secret version?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yea

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes? Why not?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is wrong with the secret version?

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It being a better Sonic game than the official Sonic games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >better Sonic game than the official Sonic games.
      that's just the norm though

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you haven't P-ranked a level then you don't know SHIT about Pizza Tower.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As much as I hate npcs I really loved this game. Are there any current single player fotm (non-AAA) games?

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modding

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn titfrick those wet, massive gatormelons
      IT’S NOT FAIR

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      True

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      titty freckles make me go fricking feral

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty goofy, I like 90s cartoon aesthetic.
    Didn't finish the game though.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh i play only indies slop with pixel art, so im better than you normies gamers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      notice how no one here is saying that they're better for liking this. your inferiority complex gets triggered just by seeing people talking about the game

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FOTM for Ganker autismos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      game's been out since january

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        FOTY

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and people made a lot of threads about it here, and now they've all gone away. There's not even a general for it. It's Fall Guys but for people who like ugly things.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >general for a sshort single player platformer
          what is this moronation

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are plenty of generals for single player games. Face it, it a flavor of the month game for losers.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              99% of general is for games that have some form of multiplayer, the rest are for multi-games long standing series with 100hour+ stories and sequels (and then theres the katawa shoujo general which is just a mental asylum).
              for a single short platformer with no sequels, barely any story and that is just pure gameplay? where do you see generals for that ? what the frick would you discuss?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              you heard it lads, if your single player game doesn't have a general, it's a fotm for losers

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >flavor of the month
              what the frick is the point of calling games "flavor of the month"?
              >game is out
              >people enjoy the game
              >talk about the game
              >move on
              what did you expect?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're zoomers that grew up with unfinished games that need constant DLC and updates to keep the disciussion going.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The irony being that there was a general until around June, when the Toppin Gal mod was finished.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wanting to frick characters really is the only thing that keeps generals going at all, huh

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I swear this site is hitting new lows with each month that passes by.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fotm
      but it's the goty?

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's fun

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomer humour i guess

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      most of the humor in this game are visual gags inspired by old cartoons. do zoomers watch those? if yes based zoomers

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bigot tower

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are Peppino and Ralsei gonna do?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you tell me

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          PEPPINO NO!

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a slice of life story.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snes aesthetic, good music, fun, going fast, pixel art

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/_/search/text/bigot%20tower/
    What is his endgame?

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what’s the appeal?
    Twas a flavor
    Twas a month

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a video game that you play on your chosen device. I know Ganker has a hard time understanding the concept of PLAYING VIDEO GAMES but damn dude this is getting ridiculous

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun game. Weird audience. Not sure what else to say.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So-o what's happened to Sugary spire ? Do they just abandon it ?

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a Snikki mod yet?

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the Noise DLC???

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing as we got the Halloween expansion a bit over half a year after release, if Noise is coming I wouldn't expect him til much later next year.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Faster

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            FASTER!

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's the music

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    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So by the looks of it you just straight up can't criticize this game in any way, shape or form even if you enjoy it just as much as everyone else. Nice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >talks shit
      >gets hit
      >"I M OPRESSD ;_;"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Passive-aggressive whining is for women and gays.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are completely free to criticize it, everything you say will just phase through me unnoticed because I like the game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I also like the game. How many times do I have to say this lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It doesn't matter what you say, punk. I think the game's fun and there's nothing you can do to change my mind.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even a poor imitation of the greatest game ever made will at least be decent

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza Tower is better than Warioland 4. Yes I played Warioland 4 as a kid. It just builds on so much and is objectively better.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every glory has it's cheap indie imitation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      not to shit on wario land 4, it's still a great game, but pizza tower is much better

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    pizza tower has everything. fun characters, great art, great ost, great gameplay. it lacks nothing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No rtx.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never before has a game's movement system felt so intuitive, practical, and earned. The game flows well even when you aren't speeding because of the dash grab, the taunt parry, the super jump and diver, all that good stuff.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a fun silly game with the only goal of making you smile. No political agenda, no edgy teenage angst fueled story with a bitter hopeless ending. The characters are also cartoony but kind of adorably ugly instead of waifubait for troons
    And yes that is kind of eurojank

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bigot tower

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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