Whats the appeal of racing games

Whats the appeal of racing games

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    car goes vroom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know honestly. What's the appeal of video games?

      Going fast man, come on.

      Manual shifting.

      the best security a car can have in america

      The appeal of racing games is being a racist.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        OH SHIT IS KRATOS

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He gets it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leave Photoshop to masters of the art.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            how do you do it?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just copy the letters already in the image

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Note the S and M from "myself" were copied and moved up

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know honestly. What's the appeal of video games?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Going fast man, come on.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Manual shifting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the best security a car can have in america

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd honestly be afraid of them fricking up the transmission

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        google "how to drive a manual car"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          dumb zoomer homosexual

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            In what way

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Manual Driving requires some muscle memory, because if you don't know what the frick you are doing the car will shut down every time you stop until the battery runs out, it is very simple but a google search will not help you magically move the car within a few minutes

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Black person actually thinks he’s a specialist cause he can drive manual.
                All things start with reading how to actually operate the thing regardless of what it is.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All things start with reading
                anon... many many people have learned to drive and never read anything about it. many of them never have never read anything at all.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But they’re taught it by something or someone. Unless you just guess worked it yourself which is worse then learning it properly.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I learned from the fast and the furious

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reading
                how did you manage to take that so literally are you fricking stupid? this is bait

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I cannot think of a non-literal meaning of "reading" in this context, anon. Help me out here.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                “learning how to from a source”

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                fine, but I don't think anyone uses it that way. No one says "I read about it on youtube" or whatever

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the best security i've ever heard of was tested on real carjacking thieves. first of all don't own something fricking gay like a kia that has an exploitable remote start, second step is to throw a kill switch on the ignition wiring and hide it under the dash. in all the other tests they were able to steal the cars, but the kill switch test fooled them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who can hotwire a car can bypass a kill switch. Might as well just pull the ignition fuse

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's why you hide it, you wouldn't expect a car to have a modification like that. the theory is they're not going to spend more than a few minutes trying to steal the car so make the problem just difficult enough for a stranger to solve and that might do the trick.

            you can also just take all your tires off for the real ghetto car protection. that also makes it mostly untowable.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hiding the switch is one thing but you'll also need the wiring to look stock, which can be done, but if it's noticeable it's going to delay them for a few seconds at best

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i'm linking the video i watched because my memory was wrong. they put a kill switch on the fuel pump, which immediately made the thieves suspect the car was out of gas. it seemed like a clever theft deterrent.

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                the switch itself is definitely noticeable but they were so concerned in trying to pull this off quickly they didn't even notice it kek
                you could definitely hide the switch in the engine compartment instead

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's actually pretty funny, just wire a simple on/off switch somewhere easy to reach that the car can't start without.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it'd be even funnier to take it to the highest level and put kill switches on the most annoying things to have broken in a car just so if anyone steals it they think your shit is so broken it's completely worthless. killswitch the radio, just the left headlight, all the cabin lights, the AC plug, and VSS so it hardshifts, etc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. Dude looks full blown bewildered like he stepped into an alien spaceship

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like he just stepped into a parallel dimension.

        Why americans can't drive manual? You can't even get a license if you don't know here

        Manual shifting.

        2025 is 2 years from now?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like 13 months

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why americans can't drive manual? You can't even get a license if you don't know here

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Manual cars are almost phased out in america. Unless they're a car enthusiast, most americans will have no idea what a clutch pedal is

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cars all being built for right foot braking by companies that may not even have a single clutch pedal in their model lineup is some aggressively stupid shit and it says a lot about society that we continue to do this for some nebulous convention when it directly increases the likelihood of accidents from longer braking reaction times and the almost infinitely higher chances of morons hitting the gas instead of the brake. I'm pretty sure left foot braking would even outright improve traffic flow because people wouldn't jump on and off the gas so much covering the brake or overcompensate for the time lag as much.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            wtf
            is this real like penis inspection day
            frenchgay here i honestly dont know im not even sure the "new world" is real

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you not know why cars are right-side brakes?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but I would like an explanation for this, I assumed it was because 1) manual in the past, and 2) you don't actually want people two-footing becasue they can do both at once or something like that. I feel like the kind of person who hit gas "accidentally" in a dangerous situation is the kind of person who would stomp both

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                People tend to be right-foot dominant and you want better motor control over your acceleration/deceleration, plus you shouldn't (generally) be doing both at once so having both on one foot tends to be better. Of course, moronic people who add aftermarket floor mats, or senile people who lose track of their foot and panic (and there have been a few stock mats with those problems but it's not super common) will still have issues.

                >no functional benefit of manuals in the modern era
                Imagine optimizing the fun out of driving

                Honestly being able to swap between manual and auto would be nice, but most vehicles don't have that.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've heard bullshit reasons and they're all stupid. It's entirely just because that's how a meaningful proportion of cars actually had to be driven so people getting confused between the clutch and brake was a reasonable concern, and while we can do dumb shit like Tesla turn signals or wacky shifters moving the pedals absolutely must not be done. Really it's just some cars that move the brake from the neutral middle to aggressively to the right to force right foot only that make me go "what the frick". Basically the same kind of shit as the government regulated motorcycle shift pattern that gets reversed and/or replaced with a separate neutral lockout on 90% of race bikes but nobody cares to overturn the ancient logic for.

              NTA but I would like an explanation for this, I assumed it was because 1) manual in the past, and 2) you don't actually want people two-footing becasue they can do both at once or something like that. I feel like the kind of person who hit gas "accidentally" in a dangerous situation is the kind of person who would stomp both

              People pressing both is really not that bad, like it gets boomer memed on with "muh brake wear" like that's worth giving a shit about compared to an extra quarter second added to your stopping time in an emergency. There's also the excuse about dragging brakes all the time but if that was such an issue then people would be dragging clutches all the time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why americans can't drive manual?
        I can. I drive a 5 speed compact. Why can't thirdies be a world power?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          A better question would be why would they need to?
          I can, I generally don't, but if I gotta use some older work vehicles I will.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Or why Europeans predominantly drive manual when their entire traffic system is inter city gridlock on cramped roads

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's a feature

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                this shit is dystopic. any eurogay defending multi-roundabouts has stockholm syndrome.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think I've ever seen a multi roundabout anywhere. Like, ever. And it would probably be a fricking nightmare. It's already bad enough with regular ones and homosexuals not fricking signaling that they're exiting, I fricking hate that shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                why would it matter if they're exiting? There's no law nor expectation for people to signal on entry or exit to a roundabout, anon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is actually expected in my country. And it's really fricking annoying because you never know if you can enter it or not until the last fricking moment which could be avoided if homosexuals actually signaled their intent to exit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                how congested are your roundabouts, and are you using single lane roads or something?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's no law nor expectation for people to signal on entry or exit to a roundabout, anon
                I don't think any single country hasn't embedded in the law that you don't need to put the signals when going to turn, in my country you literally cannot go from the inside lane to the exit on a roundabout since that's illegal, no fricking way it's allowed to not put the turn signals when exiting.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You signal your intent when you're altering the flow of traffic (merging, exiting the highway, switching lanes, etc). For a roundabout, you aren't altering the flow unless you're switching lanes, and the time at which your signals would be active in most cases wouldn't give any realistic forewarning. Me exiting a roundabout or continuing wouldn't functionally change anything about how the person in front and behind me would interface with it.

                Obvious exception is in the case of a place where it's psuedogridlocked/congested.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Me exiting a roundabout or continuing wouldn't functionally change anything about how the person in front and behind me would interface with it.
                It would absolutely change it for the driver currently waiting to see if you're exiting the roundabout so they can engage on it themselves.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                if my speed doesn't deviate and there's an ingress and egress lane, it really shouldn't, no. You can tell their intent by their speed and approach vector/tire angling.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually you're supposed to stay on the egress line if you're just passing through the roundabout without turning

                I guess you drive somewhere where people are very polite drivers. I drive in an average area and without turn signals it's not advisable to engage in a busy roundabout. I'd even argue it's risky until the other driver actually starts exiting because you never know, they might've had a brain fart

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's possible, noone around here in either single or double lane roundabouts has ever used a signal, nor would I expect it, nor do I feel a need for it. But who knows, like you said, maybe the drivers around you are bad at using it or something.

                >You can tell their intent by their speed and approach vector/tire angling.
                No, you can't that's the point, there's a frickton of people that look like they're going to get out just to make a quick turn and continue inside.
                Plus, here's it's usually advised that if you're going to continue inside on an small circle one you put the turn lights towards the inside.

                yes you can, dumbass? look at the picture above.

                >trusting other drivers to notice things
                Hope you ticked the organ donor box

                Fortunately for me you'd be hard-pressed to impact someone in a roundabout given the design, and if you happened to, you'd be extremely hard-pressed to do any lasting damage to the vehicle occupant.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And then there's the inattentive pedestrians who will walk out in front of you, and then you'll hit the brakes and block the roundabout, well not you, you'll run them over just like everyone who talks about pedestrians on the internet. Oddly enough I've never seen someone completely disregard pedestrians like that irl

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Think in my area there has been like 1 pedestrian hit at a roundabout over 3~ years or so, and it was during the winter so it was more an icy slide issue. Like 6 people gunning it and launching off the center island into a Walgreens Stone sign, though, funnily enough.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Duel lane roundabouts can eat a dick though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dual* is what i meant

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You can tell their intent by their speed and approach vector/tire angling.
                No, you can't that's the point, there's a frickton of people that look like they're going to get out just to make a quick turn and continue inside.
                Plus, here's it's usually advised that if you're going to continue inside on an small circle one you put the turn lights towards the inside.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not the anon, but here you have to yield to anyone currently in the roundabout regardless of whether they're turning off. My driving instructor still made a big deal about signalling out of roundabouts even though almost nobody does it, though.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll tell you who it does affect, the guy entering from your exit, who's waiting for nothing because you're indicating that you intend to keep going

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                that'd be pretty impressive considering I'd've already exited 1/6th of the circle before him, and by the fact that my car wasn't turned towards the interior he'd have to be moronic to think otherwise.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wow a whole 1/6, you fricking moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >trusting other drivers to notice things
                Hope you ticked the organ donor box

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                While I agree that this looks moronic, as an American I've always been told we needed roundabouts in our cities but never got them. And no, Americans are not too stupid for it, it just never got adopted like the metric system for whatever reason. Same general reason AC still isn't kind of a thing in Britain.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I blame stubborn boomers for the lack of metric. I would switch just to make things easier for everyone. I got taught both measurement systems at the same time so I keep jumping between the terms interchangably and I feel fricking moronic whenever I have to measure something because of it.
                >muh globalism
                Sometimes I wish some shit really was just globally the same.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imperial needs to be phased out and replaced with metric. It'll probably take 100+ years to do completely but we should start now.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >. It'll probably take 100+ years
                brits, aussies and canadians will never admit it, but they still use feet and miles despite having gone metric long ago.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >aussies and canadians will never admit i
                I admit it freely, it's useful having more units. Millimetre to centimetre to inch to foot to meter, millilitre to teaspoon to tablespoon to cup to liter to gallon, gram to ounce to pound to kilogram.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sharing a border with America and living with boomers is why I will have schizophrenia. I never even know what anyone over the age of 50 means when they say mpg because Canada used British gallons which are different from American gallons. The dumbest shit in the world is that grocery stores will advertise a price per/lb because it's a smaller number then the store packaging will be in kilograms so I can't even find it, fricking bullshit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                In all situations I prefer metric, but ESPECIALLY liquid measurement, speeds, and distance

                the only imperial units I ever use with any regularity are feet, inches, and lbs and that's often because boomers only know those things. Ask a boomer how much a mL is and you just get a confused flouride stare (it's 1cm cubed) and they'll probably refer to it as a fricking thimble of water lol

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've never used imperial in Australia and the only people I've heard say anything in it are boomers.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it just never got adopted like the metric system for whatever reason
                Fricking moron. Metric is used everywhere in the US.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the frick is this
                roundabouts alone are kinda based but this shit
                holy frick
                just gimme a 4-way stop at that point

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Swindon, UK's 6/7 circle roundabout.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yo dog, we heard u like driving in circles so we put a roundabout in your roundabout in your roundabout.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anyone who can't figure this out is totally lacking in critical thinking skills

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really. We just have more space in America so we do better things. Ever heard of a cloverleaf?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you admitting that you can't figure it out?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you admitting your city planning sucks? In my country, The United States of America (USA) I would be driving on a freeway around the city going 80+ mph in my manual and never slowing down until an exit 1 minute from my destination, then parking in a massive parking lot full of space. Sorry you have to deal with the cramped spaces you were given. Don't be mad, be better.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just one more lane bro

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can I figure it out? Yeah. Do I trust random strangers to figure it out and not frick up me or my car? Hell no.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >things american brain can't comprehend

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                lel, to be fair I'm sure early on when they were new, if people had no real knowledge of them and whatnot, they might be confused. Real problem is if one person does something incorrect others might see it and go "oh, is that what we need to be doing?" and follow suit.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >confused
                you mean as confused as driving into the wrong lane

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                So, I have to ask. There's one entrance road there, and three exits. All of the roads are one-way streets, and the divider between lanes on each road ends within a hundred feet. What's the advantage of putting a roundabout there and not just an intersection?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                round abouts deter the high speed T-bones that kill people.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lame. This is the reason why everything is becoming worse, fricking morons can't go ten minutes without finding new ways to kill themselves.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                None of those are one-way streets.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you fricking what
                >cars driving on both sides of the meridian in the same direction
                >no signal lights or markings
                do britbongs just drive wherever and stop and have a cricket game when someone is coming at them head on?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't look like Britain to me; the cars are too long.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                well, wherever it is, watch the paths from 0:08 on
                unless that driver is fricking up, that's two lanes of traffic going in the same direction and would absolutely be a one-way street in burgerland since holy shit what the frick are you doing if you have traffic driving at each other head-on without any lane markings or signs

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unless that driver is fricking up
                He is. Thats the point of the webm.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cars driving on both sides of the meridian in the same direction
                Americans are moronic. The first car went left because they got confused and most drivers followed. You can actually see them coming from the right side before going left.
                >no signal lights or markings
                Yeah.... because it's a roundabout

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ahh, frick, it is america, isn't it? i just noticed the dollar general sign and i'm pretty sure that's an only-burger thing. so one guy did frick up and everyone else followed, and the guy who cut late and had to go to the outside was actually in the right and going into the correct outside lane. what a fricking nightmare, i'm not even gonna make excuses there since it looks like the DOT just plunked down a roundabout, replacing a normal 4-way intersection, and expected people who've never driven them before (that one looks so new the grass hasn't even grown back in) to know what's going on when their daily road is suddenly different
                even as a burger myself the few roundabouts around here have signs marking which exit leads where, direction of traffic and so on

                >unless that driver is fricking up
                He is. Thats the point of the webm.

                i apologize for my own moronation and that of my fellow countrymen

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're driving on the right until they hit the driving puzzle

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What's the advantage of putting a roundabout there and not just an intersection?
                Traffic keeps moving instead of starting and stopping every few minutes for lights/stop signs.
                Marginally safer since you dont have someone running a light and t-boning someone. You could still cause an accident by being a stupid butthole but it would be lower impact.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Marginally safer
                Depends on how stupidly they designed it
                The town I grew up in used to have a fricking 3-lane rotary connecting to the ramps to the highway and that shit was a deathtrap, they replaced it with a straight road and traffic lights sometime after I moved out and it generally seems like less of a pain in the ass.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but I meant in more general terms. Anyone can frick anything up if they try hard enough.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What's the advantage of putting a roundabout there and not just an intersection
                Roundabout accidents usually are less mortal than intersection accidents, apart from them being less frequent to begin with.
                Most accidents there are usually people entering the roundabout at an alarming high speed without looking and driving right at a car that was already inside.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Roundabout accidents usually are less mortal than intersection accidents
                That makes sense. Nobody's going to come speeding through a roundabout at 110. Even if you give no fricks about road rules + intend to just go through the middle you're still going to want to slow down before hitting the giant bump in the center so you don't get launched.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nobody's going to come speeding through a roundabout at 110.
                This homie doesn't dorifto

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I loved seeing this webm get posted in Cyberpunk threads when they showed that Polish devs added a roundabout in Night City.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                this image irritates me greatly but the only defense I will make of it is that when you see multiple other drivers going a certain way, even if you think it's wrong it's not unreasonable to think "maybe they know something I don't know" if it's an unfamiliar area

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus christ Europe get your shit together

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                This just screams poor city planning cope. Probably an old timey crossroad that needed to be updated and there was no way to trim down the number of entrances. Little town to big city things.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never seen anything more obtuse. I hated driving in Italy due to several hars to parse roads. One spot had 3 roundabouts in a row of different sizes and lengths. Thankfully my country is pretty tame on these sorts of constructs.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's just a 5 roundabout minigame you idiots
                you pass one, you go to the next

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it actually isn't, by the fact that you go to the interior bit in some cases as opposed to following the external (which is far slower) the whole time.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ackshually a bus isn't a public transport where you sit down and reach your destination, because you can also stand up
                shut the frick up nerd

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                what are you even trying to say?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's how you sound like moron
                turning a truth into the wrong answer because an alternative exists
                only autists with an ago do that

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not a truth though, considering the point of the design (and why it has interior lanes) is to cut through, having someone or the entire flow of traffic stick to the outside is moronic and obstructionist.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                who the frick said they had to keep to the outside???
                they need to yield even if they go in the middle, making it a 5 point roundabout

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wheels within wheels
                Blessed

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                My city is getting California's first TURBO roundabout. It's not even done yet and these morons use the regular roundabout as a stop sign. This turbo shit is going to be awful.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's not difficult to figure out but anxiety might step in the first time you approach one
                the logic laid out here means you can just drive around in one of these forever like they did in national lampoon

                i get anxious approaching them because they are rare in ohio and you don't know if you're sharing it with one of those people. this place is full of blue collar rednecks who only know stop and go.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Look kids! Big ben... Parliament...
                Looking back my family was basically the griswold's, complete with Cousin Eddie.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's great for traffic if the drivers have the mental capacity to understand how it works

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >X is great if [other drivers] have the mental capacity
                And here is the fatal flaw in your argument. Everyone on the road is a moron. No exceptions.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are some of the lane lines wiggly?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think that indicates a pedestrian crossing

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why are some of the lane lines wiggly?

                yeah it's so you slow down because there's a pedestrian crossing coming up

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                pls respond

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looks exactly like those intersections in India or China where everyone just does whatever the frick they want.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                well that's exactly what it is, except with the british cultural tradition of queuing in a line as well

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I used to live near whatever the frick this is
                The upper left bit went about as well as you'd expect

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                spooky

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wasn't the meme roundabout actually extremely safe due to how intimidating it looks, so it naturally throws off the usual morons and puts them on the defensive?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                is this AI generated? Why the flying frick would you put roundabouts in your stops in your roundabout? That's a fricking enormous hazard and has no reason to exist

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's quite real, in Swindon, UK.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yet it's Europe developing all the high tech dsg auto boxes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          because they don't print money like you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because we're wealthy enough to have such luxuries as automatic shifters, power windows, air conditioning, airbags, power brakes, etc. on even the low end cars.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          New cars here have all that but with manual still. But keep being proud about how you get ripped off paying 100k for some truck lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >more tech good
          You must like lane assist, auto emergency braking, auto high beams, proximity warnings, reversing cameras and all that bullshit

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lane assist
            i turn that off. thats made for women that insist on driving a yukon but think its a fiat.
            >auto emergency braking
            never experienced it
            >auto high beams
            literally nothing wrong with them
            >proximity warnings
            depends on the type. mostly fine.
            >reversing cameras
            again, literally nothing wrong with them.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >auto high beams
              It's fine if you don't mind blinding other drivers
              >reversing cameras
              It's fine if you don't rely on them exclusively, which way too many people do.
              All this stuff enables dumbasses doing dumbass things

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's fine if you don't mind blinding other drivers
                you mustve only dealt with the early iterations. on my car they turn off if theres a street light 100 yards ahead of me. as soon as it catches a whiff of a light its off before i would ever be able to react to turning it off.
                >It's fine if you don't rely on them exclusively
                im sure these people do exist, but ive never seen them. ive seen more people forget they even have cameras and continue just looking back or using mirrors. hard to break habits.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                From what I've heard, high beams tend to exceed the recognition distance of the cameras, but take it with a grain of salt

                Are you admitting your city planning sucks? In my country, The United States of America (USA) I would be driving on a freeway around the city going 80+ mph in my manual and never slowing down until an exit 1 minute from my destination, then parking in a massive parking lot full of space. Sorry you have to deal with the cramped spaces you were given. Don't be mad, be better.

                My city planning? I don't live in London or wherever that thing is, I'm just not certifiably moronic.
                Can you actually not figure it out?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Can you actually not figure it out?
                Can you actually not drive 80+ mph around your shithole city?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, but that's got nothing to do with me. My ability to comprehend something more complicated than a 4 way stop has everything to do with me.
                You can brag about what other people have done all you want but it doesn't make you look any better.
                You haven't even denied it. Lying about your intelligence would be more impressive at this point

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                i been relying on my reverse camera for 2 years just fine. this is just old man talk
                >DONT FORGET TO LOOK OUT THE PHYSICAL WINDOWS SONNY, LIKE I DID

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tell that to the women who hit people while backing out of parking spots because they weren't visible on the screen

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >women
                brubbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a woman in all the stories I've heard

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reversing cameras are a must with how dogshit visibility is nowadays on new vehicles. Thick fricking beams to hide the roll cages fricking sucks. Thanks Obama.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are thirdies such luddites? This is why you're all poor and miserable.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lane assist, auto emergency braking, auto high beams,
            Fricking what?
            > proximity warnings, reversing cameras
            Unironically good

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick is a power window
          >air bags
          this is not a good thing

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >frick is a power window
            actual unironic thirdie. which soviet satellite do you hail from?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know that Euro countries are largely too small to even conceive of a highway, but how the hell do you expect to survive a high speed impact without breaking your neck without airbags?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Instead of cranking the window up and down you have a button with a motor.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >frick is a power window
            a good album that gets forgotten because it's between Signals and Hold Your Fire

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              arguably has their 2nd best album opener, after 2112 ofc

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                is grading things on album openings a thing? because i've gotta give that to farewell to kings

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is grading things on album openings a thing?
                there was some humorous dialogue in the movie High Fidelity about this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        most car companies dont even make manual transmissions anymore. and if they do offer them, you have to pay extra. automatics have gotten so good, the benefits of driving manual are barely noticeable, outside of high end racing. also autos are moron-resistant, making it much harder to frick your transmission up.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >most car companies dont even make manual transmissions anymore
          Wrong. Your probably just american but cars are actually designed for different markets.
          You only see autos in america because thats all you lazy fat slobs buy.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >no functional benefit of manuals in the modern era
            >moronic pseudoluddites try to feign superiority regardless

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no functional benefit of manuals in the modern era
              People choose manuals for a reason.
              They're only like $500 difference in price.
              when your buying a $20000 new car $500 means nothing.

              >why dont americans use manual?
              >because most companies dont make them
              >WELL YOU MUST JUST BE AMERICAN
              ???? yes? that was the question.

              Im south african and majority of new car sales here are manuals despite still getting most of the same cars released in america.
              There are auto and manual versions for the majority of cars released.
              I dont know where you guys are getting the idea that only autos are being sold.
              Even budget compact cars all have auto versions these days.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                people chose them in the past because early automatics were generally inferior in terms of transmission and gas efficiency, and you could manually do better/control RPMs. For things like racing and whatnot the highest end drivers would still benefit from manuals, but modern automatics are leagues better and perform better than 99.9% of drivers, so no, there's no real reason. It's not 20-30 years ago, anon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The advantage of manual is the feel.
                Im no poofta.

                >when your buying a $20000 new car $500 means nothing.
                Thats a 2.5% increase before interest. Spending money frivolously for no benefit is moronic irrespective of the actual amount.

                Its an investment in comfort

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >People choose manuals for a reason.
                Because they're stupid.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >when your buying a $20000 new car $500 means nothing.
                Thats a 2.5% increase before interest. Spending money frivolously for no benefit is moronic irrespective of the actual amount.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >no functional benefit of manuals in the modern era
              Imagine optimizing the fun out of driving

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not pretending I'm in Initial D while I'm going down the road for groceries

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is nothing fun about modern driving, I wish I didn't have to do this shit. Younger people don't drive as much as previous generations since Lyft and Uber are just better in most instances so the average person on the road is some old frick in his sixties that can barely see anything and think they have the right of way in every scenario. Half of the time it feels like I'm fighting for my life whenever I go run errands. Anyone who thinks driving is fun probably lives in the middle of buttfrick nowhere where they don't have to deal with traffic.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why dont americans use manual?
            >because most companies dont make them
            >WELL YOU MUST JUST BE AMERICAN
            ???? yes? that was the question.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Your
            Thirdie education

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        american here
        i learned to drive manual on the way home from buying a used 5spd accord from a town 100+ miles away
        people just need to git gud

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leaf here, learned the same way just with a 84' camaro, ended up taking my full license test with that car too.
          Best way to learn is to do.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The government is moronic. this is the answer 80% of the time

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        automatics have gotten so good that the possibility of fricking up your transmission through user error is less appealing than the very slim efficiency benefits assuming perfect use. the past where an automatic was an inefficient crutch isn't the case anymore.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you legit have to special order a car in America to get a manual transmission

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what you're talking about. Im an american and my first three cars were manual transmission.
        I've taught multiple people how to drive one in a parkinglot in about 20 minutes.
        Its really not hard at all outside of some tricky stuff for first timers, like starting from a stop on a hill.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        in america, manual drive cars are for tradition-obsessed morons (which are most cargays) that need to validate themselves by showing they can do an obsolete task that has been rendered obsolete by superior technology so it makes sense they're a perfect fit for thirdies too
        it's gonna be so funny when actual self-driving cars cause the biggest luddite seethe since AI

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          As much as I'd like to relax through a long drive I don't trust a computer to do it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            the computer can do it just fine currently, the problem is bitter homosexual old people/morons that won't "gib up muh freedumbs" when self-driving cars become more available. japan is building roads specifically for self-drive only because they know it's going to be impossible to get boomers to stop driving their manual shitmobiles
            there's some auto taxi services that work completely fine in some US cities like phoenix but it probably won't be widespread as long as tech-fearing gays exist

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >japan is building roads specifically for self-drive only because they know it's going to be impossible to get boomers to stop driving their manual shitmobiles
              I think this is the way to go. Prove that it works and people are gonna see the benefits and switch. try to force it and people will frick up the system out of spite and b***h about every little flaw.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can't blame people for not wanting to completely trust themselves to a machine when a very large part of learning to drive is being hammered with the fact that cars are dangerous and driving requires you to focus.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can blame a lot of zoomers for being wishy-washy people who refuse to put effort into shit and just live their lives in fear, relying on other people to shuttle them around since they're horrified of responsibility or challenge.
                Lotta my younger coworkers don't drive, or their GFs don't, and it's embarassing.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                To me it's an inevitability of the soccer mom phenomena. Your parents probably learned to drive because they were tired of walking everywhere, kids today just learned to be terrified of driving from riding with a distracted woman for hours every day.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea, definitely a bit of truth to that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LIFE SHOULD BE HARD FOR KIDS BECAUSE IT WAS HARD FOR ME
                I'm sorry you're bitter about not getting to grow up in a world with a lot of luxuries and conveniences that are now an everyday thing and the factually shit things you had to tolerate are now being phased out. Keep holding onto your shit traditions out of spite, I'll keep stomping on your fingers so everyone has it easier.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Driving isn't hard though, inconveniencing everyone around you because you refuse to face a fear is the issue here.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Driving isn't hard, dealing with other people driving is. There's a reason everyone drives a fricking gigantic car nowadays, nobody trusts anybody and for good reason, the average person on the road is a moron. I would gladly sign a bill that bans human-driven cars just to get those fricking morons off the road.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There's a reason everyone drives a fricking gigantic car nowadays
                Because that is nearly all they make and all they really want to sell to skirt environmental regulations that give lenience for fat pieces of shit on the assumption that weight will go towards utility and not marketing more expensive vehicles to dumb women.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The irony of eurogays crying about all the fancy tech in cars when most if not all of the reasons why cars look the way they do today is due to european regulators and Obongo adopting them.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, unironically

                Suffer like G did?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Loser.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll live to see it happen to you too, mark my words anon.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't suffer as a kid nor do I want other people to suffer.
                You're a loser.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see a point in driving when I can just have someone else do it for me. I got my license because I thought I'd like driving, but I don't. It's a formerly mandatory process in errand running humans all just sort of tolerated because they had to back in the day, but nowadays there's so many alternatives that it isn't worth doing. b***hing about zoomers not wanting to drive is like b***hing about zoomers preferring to just use a dishwasher or washer/dryer when they could be doing it all by hand. It's dumb and you're old.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you can't mentally parse the difference between being capable of driving yourself vs washing dishes manually as opposed to via a machine, you're not too bright.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is no difference to me. They are both a waste of my time. Seeing as how you can't understand my point, you're not too bright.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes yes, yes yes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                this, you can do most things online or get it delivered and if you have to be there physically, just pay to have someone drive you there.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              And we will always exist, white-coat.
              t. drives a manual v70

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Go up gentle incline
          >Automatic shits itself

          There is a reason all hilly european countries drive manual.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            not my problem
            t. has torque

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have Europoors never heard of TNT?
            Blast your way through those hills when you are building roads for fricks sake.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know leveling everything is convenient, but I prefer the scenery

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's for driver engagement you stupid balls less troony fricker
          It's simply more fun to be one with the car even if it performs worse.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >driver engagement
            if you have to make up buzzwords to justify driving your fred flinstone shitmobile around then i rest my case

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >uhh uhhh it it's a made up word
              No it literally isn't lmao. Go Google it hell Top Gear has used that word before.
              Just go dilate to your idol Greta thunburg

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              At least we can just admit it's fun. Autogays always have to pull up statistics and shit because they think their choice needs to be justified

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they think their choice needs to be justified
                My justification is that I don't give a shit about driving and so I'll welcome anything that makes it easier. What more justification do I need?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying
                manualgays are the ones that need validation, look at this entire thread. everyone normal drives auto because it's easier. if you intentionally make things harder for yourself you're a moronic old person
                >it's fun tho!!!
                so is using a sword to kill something but most people will just use a gun

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most people don't kill for fun.
                Most people don't drive for fun either and I feel sorry for them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        For years now, the general expectation for cars has been automatic. They usually won't even let you test drive a manual at a dealership unless you show up driving a manual yourself. You can't even rent cars in manual aside from exotic rental places.
        The only people who need to know how to drive manual are valet parking attendants. I bought a car in manual just this year, since I'm getting concerned that more companies will start phasing them out. It's definitely more fun to drive them but at this point automatic has gotten so refined that the previous advantages besides drive experience have largely been addressed. Automatic at this point is more fuel efficient than manual. Unless you drive a Nissan, in that case you should buy manual only because their auto gearboxes are pieces of shit. You are just pissing away your money by buying an automatic Nissan.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Manuals are still like for like cheaper to make, probably significantly so considering how much extra electronics and shit had to be added to make autos work well, but modern cars are so fricked with electronics integration and overequipped trim levels and economies of scale are so against them so it rarely pans out that way in the sticker price.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you won't really see much in terms of those savings especially when a lot of the electronics modern cars are laden with are outright mandated to include them. Emissions and safety bullshit alone probably eclipses the cost of the controllers for an automatic transmission.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Automatics are largely common here. Most of the traffic flow is stop and go, so it would be a b***h to drive manual and gear shift like that all the time.
        Most I got is a rudimentary shifter for my Nissan Altima.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because very few manual transmission cars are sold in america every year.
        When automatic transmissions were first released they were the big new gee whiz tech and everyone wanted them, they quickly saturated the market resulting in most dealerships ordering mostly automatics with very few manuals, after a couple of generations most people have only ever encountered automatics and have no experience with manuals at all which results in there being even more momentum behind the popularity of automatics.

        From what I understand the reason for the prevelance of manual transmission in other parts of the world is similar but in the other direction, automatics were hard to come by overseas in early days so people just stuck to manuals, and even when automatics were available nobody felt the need to make the switch and now everybody still goes with manuals because it's what they're familiar with.

        tl;dr familiarity and prevalence.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've only owned two cars in my life, a Geo Metro and a classic Fiat Spider. Both of them weigh about 2000lbs or less, both are tiny. Considering how much weight rests in the front of the car (where the engine, transmission, etc are) it's actually fairly easy to pick up the rear of a small car and just move it.

          Source: Have had to do it a few times or just did it because I didn't want to go inside and get my keys but wanted to move the car over a little to make space for more cars.

          Unrelated to the webm and related to your post, both also manuals automatics are for old people or when you're drunk, they're boring to drive.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love how them dudes are just having a chill conversation and then are just in AWE at what they saw
          they don't go back to it, they are just staring at the lad like they can't comprehend what just happened

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because what's the point of them? You can still manually shift gears in an automatic if you want to. Manuals are fun on long road trips, but for the majority of driving, they're just putting unnecessary strain on the vehicle and wasting your time and attention, when you should be paying more attention to your surroundings.

        >inb4 it's automatic I don't even think about it
        your brain is still processing shit that could be better used elsewhere

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Excuse me, you can't shift while looking around at your surroundings? I do it everytime, don't need to watch where my hand is. Its muscle memory.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you not read the inb4? I can too. It's still using a bit of the brain that could be used elsewhere. I learned to drive in an 87 Honda Civic and drove it for a long time

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the opposite, manual forces you to keep your attention while automatic driving allows you to drive braindead and do shit like texting and driving

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the area. Most people in the South know how to drive stick. But that's also because newer vehicles are pretty much being solely automatic unless they're specially ordered.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        We do, it's just that actual stick shift and the clutch pedal are basically gone.
        Tons of cars have a sport/manual mode that lets you control the RPMs and shift yourself, I get an entire 10 MPG more in manual, according to our car's MPG estimate.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You people sure are stupid.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was taught manual on a water truck that wouldn't stay in gear. Was recommended to speed shift so I wouldn't frick up the clutch any further.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because manuals are for third worlders. Outdated technology, same reason you don't know how to hand-crank a car and manually adjust fuel-spark.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Manual shifting.

        Want to see a real trip. Let someone steal your car with the emergency brake pulled. I remember just the utter confusion when they tried to move the car a fricking inch

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you know how to grow your own wheat and build your own house? Why not, anon?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you are the richest empire in human history you can afford luxuries such as not having to drive third world cars

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like he just stepped into a parallel dimension.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow do Americans really?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he high?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When the KETAMINE kicks in

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My vehicle has a manual transmission that is automated by air 🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >me discovering masturbation

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never even driven a manual and I know how to operate one.
      >foot off gas when you hit the clutch
      >shift into first
      >If you're speeding up: clutch, shift up
      >If you're slowing down: clutch, shift down
      How is it that hard of a concept to grasp?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's easy until you're stopped at a light on a steep hill and the car behind you is two inches off your bumper. Sure, even then it's not exactly hard but it is nerve-wracking.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hold control
          ayo this boi driving with a keyboard

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hill hold control
          worst feature ever added to cars
          i stalled my manual shitbox so many times because it keeps you in place for like 2 seconds, even when you need to more quickly in heavy traffic
          and i can't even deactivate it!!!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't even need to use the brakes, if you hold the clutch and the accel in perfect balance on 1st gear the car won't move and you just step off the clutch when you want to go

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hold the clutch and the accel in perfect balance on 1st gear
            isn't this a textbook example of the kind of thing that burns out your clutch? serious question, correct me if I'm wrong. I drive manual and used to do the fast-switch pedal method but now I use the e-brake technique.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The clutch will be fine and it's not even that expensive to service anyway. Much easier than replacing an automatic.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the kind of thing that burns out your clutch?
              If you're doing it constantly, sure, but its a fraction of the time spent driving.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, it was the first thing i learned on my drive lessons, you just need some level of familiarity with the car.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          My route home from work when I got my first car had me going up a steep road right after exiting the highway, which pretty much always meant someone's behind me every time. The first few months were absolutely nerve wracking holy shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          When my dad taught me to drive a stick he had me get on a steep hill and practice goosing the clutch and keeping it from stalling until you could smell the engine overheating.
          Never once stalled out on a hill because of it.
          I was always terribly confused by people who would talk about destroying multiple transmissions learning to drive a stick because trying to jam into gear without clutching makes a god awful traumatic noise you never want to repeat.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol the burning smell was the clutch you homosexual.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not using the handbrake
          You are smalltime

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >light goes from red to yellow to green

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a UK picture. Car is RHD.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >with hill hold control
          Does fricking everything need to be automated now? Just raise the clutch until you feel it hit and then slowly switch from brake to gas or just use the handbrake.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where is the clutch pedal

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this for people who need to browse their phones while driving and as such can't just use the hand brake?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >foot off gas when you hit the clutch
        >shift into first
        the hard part comes next

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet if I threw you into a manual you would stall it 20 times first.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I definitely would, and maybe even on purpose too

          but that's okay, because I have no intention of learning manual ever in my life.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And I'd bet you'd plummet if you tried walking a tightrope for the first time. I didn't claim to be able to do it well, just that I understood the concept.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm never gonna learn to drive a manual

      gonna go from automatic straight to EV

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be car theif
      >BE WHITE CAR THEIF
      >Cant steal a manual car
      >Can only steal shitboxes sold for less than 2k to be chopped

      For real its simple and this is from 2004 what the frick man before* the digital age

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How moronic do you have to be to not understand a manual transmission?, not even the clutch but just the idea of the gears.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun to drive a car
    It's fricking bullshit that not being able to parallel park automatically fails the entire driving test, parallel parking is fricking stupid and the odds that you might actually have to do it happen maybe once in your entire fricking life, and it was for fricking jury duty before they started giving people passes for free parking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. Luckily my test instructor passed me even though I failed the parallel parking portion because I drove perfectly for the rest of the test.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on where you live, parallel parking would be super useful in my city. I don't do it because I suck at it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        where I live parallel parking isn't even possible because all the parking spaces have been repainted and the meters moved for modern cars and a 19 foot road boat is just not fitting into one of those spaces

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in my city.
        You're in a city
        Walk.
        >But people might attack me
        Leave then, cities suck.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You're in a city
          >Walk.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            imagine driving in a city. unless you have the money to pay other people to drive for you, frick that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Walk into the city? That would probably take an hour

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i spent a lot of time practicing parallel parking just for my test, and the guy didnt even test me on it. i was perfect at it, but never did it again, so i probably cant now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. Luckily my test instructor passed me even though I failed the parallel parking portion because I drove perfectly for the rest of the test.

      Depends on where you live, parallel parking would be super useful in my city. I don't do it because I suck at it.

      How can a grown ass male not have enough spacial awareness to pull off something as simple as parallel parking? Are you female or have some other mental disability?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I messed up backing in a straight line.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that I "can't do it" it's more that parallel parking is fricking moronic and shouldn't be on any sort of driving exam.
        Or at the very minimum, not scored to a degree that you can frick up signaling, and stop signs but parallel park fine and still pass the drivers exam.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're so moronic, holy shit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Found the femoid

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's highly dependent on the car you use. smaller, modern cars with higher visibility through windows and rear view cameras are just much easier; which is unfair for a test that gives you a license that allows you to practice more by yourself.
        you need more training to get comfortable enough to parallel park with some cars, and that's too much training that somebody else needs to babysit before you get a license.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro, my driving test was three or four right turns, one onto a busy main street and the rest through a neighborhood. I had one stop sign and I didn't even have to park the car properly, just put the car in park next to the front door so the tester could get out. I think the only real test was making sure the guy put his seatbelt on. I totally understand how there are such bad drivers out there because of this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno where you live, anon, but parallel parking is vital for me. I do it almost daily.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven’t parallel parked since I took my driving test 15 years ago.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they skipped parallel parking for me and just said "your truck is too big, don't bother" kek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my driving test was filled with enough failed assassination attempts from other moronic drivers that the instructor ignored my minor fumbling with the controls during parallel parking
      how you can get licensed to drive a semi without knowing that the red light means "stop" and not "go faster" is beyond me

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        sorry buddy I've got a timetable to make, you'll need to adapt.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had to learn how to parallel park and have to use it all the time cause I live in an urban area

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can parallel park perfectly fine and i still failed my driving test because the instructor was a fricking schizo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Driving instructor told me I didn't look both ways at a certain point
        >I did, I just did it at the same time as them so they couldn't see me looking right on account of them also looking right at the same time
        Didn't fail or anything, was just fricking dumb.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parallel parking is fricking stupid and the odds that you might actually have to do it happen maybe once in your entire fricking life
      You're moronic. But considering that you can't parallel park, I guess that was obvious.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't parallel park
        It's been said before but it's more the principle that
        >Fricking up parallel parking will fail you for the entire driver's test

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my driving test was a quick drive around the block and a 3 point turn

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the odds that you might actually have to do it happen maybe once in your entire fricking life
      kek what

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep learning anon, you'll get it one day.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i was surprised they basically hand you your N in canada. passed first time after 5 minor mistakes. they literally just want your money, because you pay for your licence. shits not earned

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Canada has 13 different licensing systems Sanjeet

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally whiter than you

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a b***h bastard too buddy.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. leaners
              you'll get it one day. homosexual. pfft yeah right. taking my 2021 outta here see ya gay

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                At no point did I have a single clue what the frick you were saying ESL-chama

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >t. 30 with L

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's nice to live in a city that has parking lots everywhere, but you should be ashamed as a man to not know how to parallel park.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even have to parallel park in my driving test and in fact it wasn't even taught to me at all despite the hefty amount of hours of instruction you had to put in to even qualify for the test here. Haven't ever needed the skill anyway so it worked out fine though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      driving instructor here, it's not really about parallel parking, it's about being able to manouevr while going in reverse

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a) bless you and your shitty driving
      b) I envy you that you never have to do it, not because it's difficult but because I've been rear ended by morons three times doing it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the last time I drove a car was during the driving test for my driver's license 6 years, I passed and still renew my license from time to time but I have never owned a car before and now my fear of driving has came back, how do I overcome it without having a car in the first place?
      I've just been using the bus and uber for whenever I go out and and when I go grocery shopping

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >how do I overcome it without having a car in the first place?
        you can pay for driving instructors who provide the car

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't bother. If you're lucky enough to live in a place in America without needing a car to survive, count your blessings. Driving will become obsolete when the gas ban occurs and self-driving becomes the norm.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you for fricking real? Roll up next to car, reverse, full lock when other car's wing mirrors are at your shoulder, full lock on opposite side when back wheels are around 3 feet away from pavement, straighten up, done.

      It's really easy when you've got a feel for how big your car is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live in Alabama and have never had to parrarel park in my life. I can’t even spell the shit

      Why americans can't drive manual? You can't even get a license if you don't know here

      I don’t have a manuel(can’t spell that either) car so why would I know how to? Why would I buy a car that requires extra effort to use?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      git gud

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my parallel parking was a bunch of pylons that I had to park into by the testing centre. they are there all year so it was the easiest shit to do once the test came around

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the odds that you might actually have to do it happen maybe once in your entire fricking life

      what? lmfao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've parallel parked exactly 5 times. 4 times during my lessons and once during the exam. I will drive 5 blocks for a parking space over having to parallel park. Frick that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people actually fail their driving tests
      >in the easiest country to get a license

      Never try again for everyone's saftey. You'll 100% get someone killed you knuckle dragger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What really bugs me is the written test talking about what amount of wine is the same as what amount of beer or whiskey? Who gives a shit? If you're driving you don't drink.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Driving is so fricking easy that if you fail anything at all while getting your license you should be disqualified from driving for life for the good of everyone else on the road.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers don't even know what parallel parking is

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parallel parking
      Who the frick made this?

      it says pawellel, probably a furry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually had to look it up but I'm not a native English speaker. I don't think I've ever seen someone call it parallel parking. It's just regular ass parking for me, lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parallel parking
      Who the frick made this?

      its a joke you morons

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It isn't a good one.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pretending to be moronic

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being the best. Seeing cool looking cars. Hearing vroom. Showing other people online how good you are at making wieners with the livery editor. Putting on some Eurobeat and larping as a Japanese street racer

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once you realize racing is about achieving the highest average speed throughout the track, and that driving is essentially a physics problem, racing games become incredibly fun.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play Burnout and youll understand
    ITS A SHOTGUN BABY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Burnout is not a racing game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnout_(series)

        Inb4 coping
        Shut up nerd

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >en.m

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >crashgay defense force shows up
          kek
          burnout is insanely fun but i don't really consider it a racing game first either

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't really consider Call of Duty an FPS either

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do but only on M/KB. It's honestly insane to me that so many people play FPS games regularly and are supposedly big fans or even consider themselves 'hardcore' players while using a controller that needs to do 90% of the most basic mechanic for them. Clown behavior.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >parallel parking
    Who the frick made this?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the contradiction of needing to sometimes go slow to go fast, racing exemplifies the give and take that makes a good mechanic.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't play driving games past burnout 3 and Most Wanted

    Uhh..., is this a bad thing?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they peaked there

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arcade opened near me recently, like actual walking distance near, I could pop in after work for an hour or two if I wanted pretty casually
    >mostly shooters, not my thing
    >except they have an Initial D Arcade Stage 8 Infinity machine
    >mfw
    BREAKIN OUT MY BABY
    NOW YOU GOT ME STEADY

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who says they have appeal?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Competitively racing games are the same as fighting games, a new player will never beat an expert. Not even close to a chance. There's a lot of mind games you can force other players to play as well as the skills even transfer to real life. Only boomers think it doesn't. People who grew up with racing games know how to separate game from real life.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get how people enjoy the new Forza. I tried playing online and every turn is just a frick of people ramming into each other. Its not enjoyable at all.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I tried playing online
      and there you have it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just how modern racing is, it's full with those Black folk and at most you will get automatic ghosting protection or something, which is also fricking gay.
      Honestly we need a new Burnout type game or something to satisfy the ramming Black folk.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forza puts you in races with other people that ram because you are a rammer.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's dumber, the person in the gif, or op for thinking that has anything to do with parallel parking

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching Euro tv show
    >obligatory episode of full grown adult nervous about passing a driving exam
    Why do we ever let these thirdies criticize American cars and roads? I was driving cross country when I was a fricking child

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never saw something like that but ok. But it's mostly just due to instructors being c**ts. I remember when I had my exam, I was sitting in the back of the car while some girl was having hers. I don't really want to go over the whole situation but it basically boiled down to her having to do an illegal maneuver or sitting on her ass for 10 minutes. She asked the instructor, he told her to do it and it's fine, she did, and then the homosexual failed her because she didn't just tell him she won't do it.
      Like, what the frick, Black person.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally happened to me and I failed my first driving test because of it (easily passed the second time)
        we turned into some small street and some guy had parked on the front edge of his driveway, so his car was taking up like half the road, and he had trailer, dude blocked the entire side of the road, I assume he was just like popping in and it was on a quieter street, but not a really small street so it was still double lined
        I had no fricking idea what to do when this guy had just blocked the entire street, I asked the instructor, she looked at me and said she can't tell me anything, so I just went okay im going to go around it after checking no one else is there because of his illegal park
        we get back, I got an instant failure for a law breaking maneuver, apparently I was meant to indicate to cross the double lines like I had in an "emergency situation" and it was "illegal" to do it like I had.

        I went back the next week, different dude passed me easily I got 100% on the test and he said he was surprised to see I had failed just last week, told him the story, he laughed and said "yeah shes a real c**t"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I lived in Taiwan during highschool and they have the same types of tests. You're on a closed course that feels like a minigolf f1 track, everything was wired with sensors and if you didn't do the thing right a big siren would go off.
      Pretty much everyone went to a driving school that taught you how to pass the test.
      But the island was just one big traffic jam, and driving was a luxury since there was top tier public transport like a light rail system, busses, and cabs that could get you where you needed to go for cheap, and most people with a vehicle just had a scooter between 25 and 150cc. They looked gay as hell but are actually a lot of fun to frick around on.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        other than the traffic jam everything you said sounds nice to me including the test

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I loved living there. I wouldn't reccomend it as a tourist destination or anything but it was a great place to live.
          The island is just a mountain range that comes out of the ocean, the only place you can put a city are in river valleys so you have a really dense area with steep mountains coming up covered in dense tropical forests 4 blocks away from a 50 floor high rise.
          The people were generally really nice and friendly, pretty safe unless you went looking for trouble, city was going 24/7. Amazing food. And really well located to travel around SEA for cheap.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try doing a real driving test and you'll understand

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean like spongebob?

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >knowing what a round-about even is let alone how to navigate one
    Feels good not being a third-worlder

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This happened near me.
    Old man had a seizure and likely had his license revoked. Really fortunate no one got hurt.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Driving should have an age limit. Tired of dealing with old fricks when I'm on the road.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      old people should have to retest every few years, but unfortunately they're prideful fricks and are the largest voting bloc...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >old people should have to retest every few years
        I many areas they do

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not really, but that's got nothing to do with me. My ability to comprehend something more complicated than a 4 way stop has everything to do with me.
    >You can brag about what other people have done all you want but it doesn't make you look any better.
    >You haven't even denied it. Lying about your intelligence would be more impressive at this point

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    racism

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >live in rural NY
    >Shift ends at 2am
    >see drunk drivers swerving all over the road running red lights at least 3/7 commutes
    How's your area, br/o/s?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      major US city. I have a manual shitbox. my commute is early and out of the city so it's not bad, inside the city I avoid driving whenever possible because I feel like I'm rolling the dice with all the idiots and they're gonna smash me eventually. honestly the pedestrians annoy me more though, sick of people crossing slowly and acting entitled when I have the green turn arrow and making me miss it with people honking behind me.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly the same except worse because I have horrible night vision. FRICK JERSEY
      FRICK PA

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick PA roads. Frick PennDOT. Thank god I never have a reason to ever enter NJ.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Middle of frickin nowhere in the northeast. Roads are barely wide enough for two cars even before it snows and they wind through the hills a lot. A bit sketchy at night but there's usually barely anyone else driving until you get close to the highway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >las vegas
      >drunk drivers 24/7
      >insane old people on vacation that think this place has no rules because "its vegas lol"
      >foreigners that can't drive period
      >every single human being has road rage and will honk at you if you aren't moving the milisecond it turns green
      >can turn left on yellow in some lanes so some people do it on every lane
      >nearly see a car crash every single time i have the misfortune of going outside
      I'm moving soon. Never come to this shithole, it made me anti-car.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      northeast, unfortunately close to major metro area for work. absolutely fricking hate it. heavy traffic on the backstreets, highways, narrow poorly maintained roads galore; huge shock when moving here from the midwest where I grew up. that being said; wfh since the 'rona lockdowns so lot less driving to do and complain about so it doesn't really bother me that much anymore given I don't have to get up at 5am to beat morning rush hour anymore like I did for years and just do my grocery shopping at night

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Southern California
      The roads are always congested in the daytime but I work night shift so traffic is nonexistent during my commute. COmfy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Central Euro area.
      I am honestly glad that 99% of the drivers actually drive properly and don't speed too much, it's a godsend.
      And then I went to Italy. I am not going to Italy by car anymore.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    NormalBlack folk dreaming about doing all the speeding they'd say they'd totally do if only they actually owned <overpriced, overrated sportscar that will never leave the garage besides very slow, careful weekend cruises>

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre fun

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw dad can parallel park in spaces smaller than the car's length
    one day it will be me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people in front/behind smash into your vehicle and run off
      MANY such cases

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Start on a hill with a manual car
    >Hold brake and clutch
    >Turn ignition
    >Disengage handbrake
    >Shift to first gear
    >Balance clutch depending how steep the hill is
    >Remove foot from brake and place it on the gas and give it some life
    >While simultaneously releasing the clutch gently until you find position zero
    >Watch in the dead angle for hindrance
    >Blink out
    >Drive away
    >Drive home and play vidya

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i keep clutch in the bite zone until car has at least 5km/h

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use the hand break until ive revved up enough to go into first.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hold clutch and handbrake
      >release handbrake and dump the clutch before the car rolls back
      >do a burnout while onlookers cheer for you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >start anywhere with an automatic car
      >hold brake and turn on ignition
      >shift to reverse, drive out
      >shift to drive, drive home and play vidya
      What's the point of your antique again? Might as well brag about riding a horse.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point of it being fun. I like automatics too, but manuals give a different rush.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >manual
    >automatic
    Lmao cargays are gonna get giga filtered unlike horse chads when the resource wars start

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how americans are so bad at driving when having a car is pretty much mandatory

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because having a car is mandatory. You can't hold drivers to any standard without preventing people from driving

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Outside of rural areas (and generally getting a license is even easier in those) that's self fulfilling really. If getting a license wasn't so easy there would be more demand for alternatives.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try to shift into reverse
    >KKRRR KRRRRRR
    >doesn't go in until i slam it in
    wtf is wrong with it Ganker?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try selecting a forward gear and immediately slamming into reverse from there, if that's butter smooth then your reverse gear synchros are done (or you're driving an old shitbox with an unsynchronized reverse gear).

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's a polo from 2020
        tricking it with a normal gear doesn't work
        mechanic said it's normal to do that sometimes but i'm sure it was because the car was still in warranty back then

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >morons larping as boomers pretending parallel parking is anything but a meme
    literally only done it once in my entire life and that was during the driving test

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the equivalent of "why should I have to learn algebra/geometry/[math subject], I'm not going to be a mathematician". Half the point is to learn fundamentals about how to control the car in a precise way, and understand why it works the way it does. It is a spatial skill not just a technique to use when needed. We want drivers to be more qualified than they need to be, not squeak by with the bare minimum.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        math is useful
        parking in a shitty spot is not

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          and how about reading comprehension? alternate joke: tell that to Austin Powers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did it with no effort on my driving test and it taught me literally nothing. It's a stupid outdated concept only boomers care about just like shunning using backup cameras when backing up.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it taught me literally nothing
          how would you know? don't act like you're an expert in how the brain works

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ahem
    FRICK RIGHT ON RED
    FRICK LEFT ON YELLOW
    IMPATIENT BOOMERS GET THE ROPE
    GREEN MEANS GO

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pass both exams first time
    >never drive again because it makes me too nervous
    who /autist/ here

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't get my license until I was 20. I was so nervous I did a number of sessions of 1-on-1 road practice with an instructor first. I never made a mistake, and got nothing but compliments and perfect scores. Regardless, for a while afterward I had to bring extra shirts everywhere for a while because I always showed up with my back wet with sweat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOD, THIS
      MY INSTRUCTOR WAS SUCH A b***h, IT NEVER FELT LIKE I WAS DOING ANYTHING RIGHT
      THAT WAS A YEAR AGO AND I HAVEN'T DRIVEN SINCE

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        how's your relationship with your mother?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >go to see her earlier this year
          >she lives in england
          >have to constantly turn my brain off while she's driving because everything is backwards
          Also the food was all shit, far worse than I thought
          I like my mom otherwise

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        My instructor was, but I still think I wouldn't have passed without his constant criticism. Hugged him after I passed and still speak to him now after like 2+ years.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ive been driving intoxicated since age 15

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do this occasionally but it's never stopped being terrifying. I never got rednecks who act like it's fun, if you stop white-knuckling for a second you're in a ditch or the oncoming lane.

        I drove an hour and a half out of Chicago super cross-faded once, I genuinely think an angel or Hitler was guiding me because I had no idea what planet I was on at the time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first driving lesson I ever had I was high as balls on oxycodone. I aced the frick out of that lesson.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my dad took away all the fun of driving so i never bought a car
      I do however have a little 125cc scooter that i use for almost everything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOD, THIS
      MY INSTRUCTOR WAS SUCH A b***h, IT NEVER FELT LIKE I WAS DOING ANYTHING RIGHT
      THAT WAS A YEAR AGO AND I HAVEN'T DRIVEN SINCE

      it goes away after the first year or 2

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it goes away after the first year or 2
        it's been 4 years since i've driven. at this point i would probably would need to start over and get some lessons and they're expensive. like i have a license but i would be afraid to go on a busy road

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          i spent some years without driving too after getting my license and yeah i was garbage when i got back behind the wheel but practice fixes that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just drive. You aren't going to die unless somebody does something incredibly stupid

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bro just trust other drivers
            lol
            lmao

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've driven for half my life and I ain't dead yet.
              Just stay off high speed roads and the average stupidity won't kill you

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought the faster the road was the fewer crashes it has (those crashes being more serious though)
                If everyone's doing 90 and someone's driving like a tool you can just avoid or pass them.
                If you're driving around town you're putting your life into the hands of a boomer/minority every time you use anything involving right of way.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Freeways and such are generally safer since everyone is going the same direction as you. The only scary thing on them are people who do nothing but inner city driving who think they can just swap lanes whenever.
                T. Motorcyclist.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's true as long as there's no crossroads

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get my drivers license
      >never drive again because I don't live in merica and can just walk, cycle or use public transport to get wherever I want

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can do this in America if you aren't a fatass. The last time I was on vacation I biked ~200 miles in a week getting places because I didn't feel like driving.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      first time i drove to school i pulled out across multiple lanes and cut off some guy on the left lane, dude got so mad he raced in front of me and brake checked me. was pretty spooky but you get better the more u do it so just swallow it and drive

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the thrill of coming in first place and the soul crushing defeat of second

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all my favorite arcade racers are dead and buried
    still replay them from time to time though.
    Anyone knows if tokyo extreme racer is worth my time?

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >motorstorm
    >driver
    >midnightclub
    >wipeout
    >blur
    >split second
    these are all fricking dead
    not only dead but shit like need for speed, forza, grid and grand turismo are all fricking shit now. What the frick am I supposed to play? Modded asseto Corsa?

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw my friends are all pretty into Formula 1 (have favorite teams, drivers, keep up with all the drama)
    >Just can't bring myself to care that much about it, but it's neat to watch if it's on
    >They talk about it regularly
    >Whenever this happens I just have to look interested and hope they move on from the topic
    fugg

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      consider friends outside of cleetus and his 15 brothers

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        way off the mark, these are all professionals working in government jobs/teaching
        yes I'm a massive normie apart from being a degenerate Ganker user with an autistic vidya obsessio

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't enjoy talking to people who are passionate about a subject and know way more about it than you do
      lrn 2 conversation anon, I find such conversations to be one of life's pleasures. but I suppose it can be annoying if all they want to do is fanboy arguments or shit like that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can sustain a mild interest for a while and have learned a bit about it by doing so but it's just hard to understand what's THAT interesting about it. Not knocking it, just wish I could make myself like it more really.
        My problem is I have interests that are a bit more niche (figures since I'm on 4chinz) so there's rarely any opportunity to sperg about them in return

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is getting a racing wheel, pedals and stick shift setup worth it bros

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one can answer that for you, anon. I have a couple sim enthusiast friends that love it. it's up to you to provide the enthusiasm.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was 10 years ago when that same wheel was 25% cheaper and came with the shifter, now it's all a boomer/esports scam.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worth is an interesting word. What's it worth to you?

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any game that lets me practice and test out different parking situations?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gta v and a trainer mod

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      GTA V
      That's how I got used to driving before I actually did it. I just wish I could shoot drivers without consequence in real life too.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any mods?
        I don't remember finding parallel parking opportunities in GTA 5

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything with cars and realer than NFS physics. I remember parallel parking in GTA4 the way my dad explained it and was surprised it worked perfectly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The way my dad explained
        Please elaborate

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop when you're lined up, full lock and reverse until your front wheel is next to their rear wheel, full lock the other way and reverse. That's it

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you need to reverse with straight wheel for a bit before full locking the other way or the front of your car is going to hit the rear end of the one ahead of you

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It probably depends on how far your car extends past the wheels. The cars I've driven didn't have a great deal of overhang but you can make adjustments to compensate. Getting a feel for it is how you get good at anything on the road. You should try it. If it doesn't work you can just pull away and maybe embarrass yourself in front of a few strangers. If it works you'll be the best parallel parker around

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 25 and still don't have a license

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got my license at 25 because I was bored. I've driven maybe eight times since then. Frick the peer pressure Anon, something boomBlack folk won't tell you is that you don't need it anymore.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need it if you aren't an urboid

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you live in bumfrick nowhere where you see maybe one car on the road at any given time sure. In the real world you really don't need it anymore. Everything is delivered.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yea need a job if you’re not a disabled neet living with your parents like you.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Uber, bus or bike
              Just say you're fat.

              If you're able bodied and pay a 30% markup on food constantly just so you never have to leave your NEET cave you're just moronic

              Coupons or the above examples. Also not being poor helps, which is much easier when you're not spending money on gas, insurance or maintenance bullshit.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're able bodied and pay a 30% markup on food constantly just so you never have to leave your NEET cave you're just moronic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 30 and just now about to buy a car, and only because I moved to a city that has moronic drivers and terrible roads, which makes extensive cycling suicide inducing.

      I'm only going to be driving for as long as it takes me to transfer jobs out of this hellhole.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 28, about to be 29 and still don't have a license
      I actually need one now more than ever because I live in a shithole where everything is too far away for me to just walk to.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got one at 28, who gives a shit if you don't really need it? I haven't had a car for a few years now either simply because I barely ever needed one and shit's expensive to maintain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if it incites any motivation i was either walking or cycling everywhere before i got my license at 25. the feeling i got was so freeing i felt like an entire world of opportunity opened up; because it literally did.

      before that i was driving unlicensed and didn't give a shit. just didn't have the motivation to go to the BMV. it takes like 2 hours to get the license and the driving test is like 10 minutes. btw you'll be surrounded by morons when you take the written test who either had their shit revoked for DUIs, driving with expired shit, and they will all be complete morons who have failed this test multiple times while you pass it on your first because you actually read the pamphlets in the waiting room.

      don't listen to other anons he probably walks from his mud hut to a different mud hut to sell rice cakes. in developed nations life happens and sometimes you gotta change jobs and that job isn't easy to commute to, your life would definitely really benefit from having access to a car.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another episode of you frick up the clutch and your car turns off in the middle of a busy city road

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      just get an automatic man, genuinely nobody cares if you drive auto except moronic homosexuals

      and those moronic homosexuals are all going to be driving EV's in a decade with fake manual drive because
      >moronic homosexuals

      manual is a thing of the past already today and it's going to be utterly btfo obsolete within 10 years.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nooooo buy automatic break quick and and you can repair it yourself and and you have less control and and what if you need to drive someone's else car which is manual and and it's le bad
        t. my dad

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but automatic break quick and and you can't repair it yourself**

          god fricking dammit i can't type im going to sleep

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >moronic tech-illiterate old person is the only person that wants to keep manual around
          many such cases

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it seriously isn't fricking worth it

          manual isn't cheaper, it's not easier to repair, and you have a higher chance fricking up your car especially learning it. Most automakers would've phased it out already to save costs if it weren't for there being a huge demand by people willing to pay a premium for a worse driving experience. I still think manual production is heavily subsidized by automatic sales. It's practically an entirely separate drive train they have to fricking build.

          and don't forget, if you've got a manual you reduced the amount of people you can resell the car to by 90% because non whites and women don't drive manual and only a fraction of white men do
          which means you have to sell your car cheaper because there's less demand for it

          just don't listen to manual gays they're married to this shit technology for ideological and not practical reasons

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Restarting the race the second you make one mistake. Satisfies perfectionist autism.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Concentration, control of emotions, and consistency are rewarded.

    Racing games ultimately are about maintaining control.

    Like chess, only faster.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get brain damage has set in for tons of people on Ganker, but it's pretty funny that people legitimately can't perceive people thinking parallel parking is moronic and reflexively defend their own ego by insinuating that I don't know how to parallel park, rather than what I actually think: Parallel parking is dumb and it's dumb for how much it counts for on driving exams.
    Like if you can parallel park that's great, but so can everyone who's passed the driver's exam, unless maybe you live somewhere rare that doesn't require it, but given my bumpkin ass who lives on a farm had to do it, I'd be surprised if such a place even exists.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think you should learn to drive instead of making excuses to not drive.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a license you utter, complete, and total silly billy.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and you still won't go anywhere you have to park on the street, so good job.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only place I HAD to go where I had to parallel park was court for jury duty.
            And now they give you free parking.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love people like you. More parking directly in front of the entrance for me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the beer tastes like shit comic but for cars.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about the parking. It's about maneuvering a reversing vehicle.
      Not enough people understand that the turning wheels follow a different trajectory to the trailing wheels or why that matters

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the sound, that's all

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be asking this because you never experienced good racing games. Loud, hard as frick music and loud engines. NFS Most Wanted 2005, Burnout 3 and Revenge, those are peak.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gran Turismo introduced to the wonder that is Super GT and JGTC

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna say it. I'm a fairly new driver, and I fricking hate any dick head on a bike. For about half of my lessons, my driving test and even now when I drive anywhere, there is always one fricking c**t on a bike and they have absolutely no awareness of anything.
    I've lost count of the number of times I've almost hit some twat peddling his bike because these morons think the world revolves around them and make no effort to indicate or even look before just randomly turning. It's probably more accurate to say I've lost count of the number of times some fricker on a bike has almost hit my car.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >move well into oncoming to pass a b*ke
      >cyclist starts to swerve into your lane just before you overtake him
      Guess I'm catching a manslaughter today

      Even worse since they insist on using busy roads so a line starts to build up behind them before anyone has a chance to pass

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally every single fricking time. I swear these nob rashes do it on purpose.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I politely give a cyclist space, follow behind him slowly because I can't overtake, pass when safe
        >the fricker gets in front of me at the first red light or blow through a stop sign and slows the whole lane down again
        every fricking time

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah sometimes I feel bad that cyclists aren't given much infrastructure but when I see how they actually behave on the roads my sympathy dries up pretty fast.

          When I biked to work I would always just use the sidewalk because even I knew that bikes and cars were not meant to share the same space.

          You're alright though

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            only bikers who are brave brash or moronic enough to bike on the main road end up biking, others end up using some other means because safe biking is infeasible without good infrastructure. so i think its better to blame the existence of most annoying bikers on the lack of good biking infrastructure to separate bikes from cars

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I biked to work I would always just use the sidewalk because even I knew that bikes and cars were not meant to share the same space.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's illegal to do that.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody cared or cares. I would rather take my chance with a cop trying to fill a quota by enforcing a law nobody gives a shit about over getting ran over by some geriatric old frick.

            I stopped using my bicycle once cops started fining people for riding on the sidewalk
            Bicycles need dedicated cycling lanes

            If they're protected by a concrete wall, sure. I'm not getting in a bike lane that a car can easily get into.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I will willingly break the law because I just can
              nonwhite detected.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, it's because I'm white that I'm not scared to death of cops. I know what they're actually looking for, and it's not a white person on a bike. Stay brown.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you're not white.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I stopped using my bicycle once cops started fining people for riding on the sidewalk
          Bicycles need dedicated cycling lanes

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm 28 and still don't know how to drive
    every time i get the thought of attempting to get my license i get thoughts of making some tiny mistake and damaging the car/getting injured

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any tips for someone who's seemingly too moronic to drive? Traffic gives me information overload, I lack the dexterity to properly rev match when downshifting so my downshifts are always really rough, and I have poor spacial awareness so parking is hell for me. I can't drive without fearing for my life, with my pulse at 150 basically the whole time. But I also can't find a job without being able to drive, I've failed dozens of job interviews I was otherwise more than qualified for just because I can't drive.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quit being a pussy. Of course you're going to frick up if you're too scared of driving.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like I started out being scared of it, my fear of it gradually grew as I realized more and more that I'm seemingly unable to do it, with no marked improvement even after tens and then hundreds of hours of driving, and I was being a serious threat to myself and others.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know you, or why you can't drive and I've never seen you drive to figure it out. But if you can't get over being scared of fricking up then you're not going to get better at driving.
          For most people it usually only takes a few lessons to get over the nerves.

          Just think of it this way. If you're in a town or city which usually have low speeds, even if you crash you and whatever you hit will probably survive anyway.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realize that everyone behind the wheel has given up any hope of staying safe and that we are at the mercy of some drunk moron swerving in his F-150 and killing everyone. Or move to a city.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Or move to a city.
        I live in a city. Jobs still require you to be able to drive. You're unhireable if you're reliant on public transport.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Either get your license through brute force attempts and continue to take public transport or move to a different city not ran by morons. I have similar issues and I only ever drive myself when the traffic is low enough to permit it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have a license, I just barely passed on my second try because I got lucky and there was barely any traffic when I took my test. But just because I have a license doesn't mean I can actually drive.

            Weird I live in a city with good public transport and no job I've had asked me if I could drive.

            If your boss requires you to visit another site or office, or come along for some kind of meeting, or whatever, public transport isn't going to cut it. And that's ignoring the fact that industrial zones are usually not even connected to public transport.

            I don't know you, or why you can't drive and I've never seen you drive to figure it out. But if you can't get over being scared of fricking up then you're not going to get better at driving.
            For most people it usually only takes a few lessons to get over the nerves.

            Just think of it this way. If you're in a town or city which usually have low speeds, even if you crash you and whatever you hit will probably survive anyway.

            >Just think of it this way. If you're in a town or city which usually have low speeds, even if you crash you and whatever you hit will probably survive anyway.
            And still get ruined by the property damage. I can't afford full insurance.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If your boss requires you to visit another site or office, or come along for some kind of meeting, or whatever, public transport isn't going to cut it. And that's ignoring the fact that industrial zones are usually not even connected to public transport.
              Never been an issue.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >If your boss requires you to visit another site or office, or come along for some kind of meeting

              Does your company not just use zoom calls for this? Do you randomly get asked to go across town for stuff? Is you job in a pay bracket that makes moronation of this caliber worth putting up with?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like you're doing blue collar slavework, which is who cars are for. Consider changing to a white collar field.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird I live in a city with good public transport and no job I've had asked me if I could drive.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Jobs still require you to be able to drive
          Like what? Very few jobs require you to drive and those that do are some low paying shitjobs that nobody wants to do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just lack confidence in car control so you get all flustered trying to wrangle the thing, especially since you're so concerned about muh revmatching, and the added complexity of traffic then proceeds to nuke you. Tool around some sleepy suburban roads to build muscle memory and confidence, stop overthinking that fricking revmatching shit because that's beyond your abilities for now and then proceed to introduce progressively heavier traffic into the equation once you're feeling more confident.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're overthinking it. Stop worrying about rev matching for a start, at least until you can navigate the road without thinking

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its the World Rally Championship

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm too poor and unskilled to do it in real life.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I practiced parallel parking in Gran Turismo with a G27.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not scared of driving just don't like doing it, it's more fun to walk places and if i can't walk to a place i don't want to go there
    need self-driving cars already

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Driving is fun, unless you live in a crowded city

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no it isnt it sucks
        >no cool stuff to see since you have to focus completely on driving
        >no sounds of the world around you (which is usually ruined by cars drowning everything out anyway)
        >no pleasant weather to experience since you're just stuck in your box
        >no exercise so you get fat
        >any minor mistake on your route is a giant hassle to correct
        >any minor mistake in your maneuvering is thousands of dollars or more in damage
        >have to get your car maintained constantly
        >have to get your car refueled constantly unless you drive a hybrid which are more expensive
        >have to place your faith in total strangers just to get from point A to point B safely
        frick driving

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no cool stuff to see since you have to focus completely on driving
          I disagree with this one. If you've ever done a long road trip it's beautiful to see how the landscape gradually changes. After 10 or 12 hours it can feel like you're on the other side of the world, really makes you appreciate how big the country is (assuming you're American but it'd probably be just as cool anywhere else unless you're in the Outback or something)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The nullabor is the single most boring thing to experience.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i get your point but road trips =/= errand running which is all cars are good for, if i'm going that long a distance i'll just take a plane or a train

            I'm sorry you're mentally broken and incapable of feeling the best physics has to offer. Maybe don't base the driving experience off of your stupid shitbox kia and your shitty city.

            sorry you're fat

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah bro
              Max Verstappen is fat. All driving enthusiasts are fat
              Seethe more. Or maybe your brain is also incapable of feeling that too. NPC

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if i'm going that long a distance i'll just take a plane or a train
              That's fair enough, I just drive everywhere because I'm used to it from my job and I don't like to board my dog. When you do it enough you can get into a zone and just relax with an audiobook, actually pretty comfy.
              - The Driver, "Drive" (2011)

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Starting a trip before dawn and seeing it get lighter in real time was enjoyable to me. If I'm not in my car I'd rather be doing something than just sitting there for a few hours to watch the sun rise

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry you're mentally broken and incapable of feeling the best physics has to offer. Maybe don't base the driving experience off of your stupid shitbox kia and your shitty city.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thinking about getting a racing license.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the weather in motorsport and it sounds great with headphones.

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Enjoy driving around
    >Hate having to account for other drivers
    Anyone else feel this?

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Driving Thread on Ganker
    >It actually has good discussions about European & US Driving Differences
    >Everyone is united against stupid drivers
    THE FRICK?!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Off topic threads tend to be the only good ones, you should know this by now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not all off topic threads are good but standout ones are Driving, cooking and old school anime on Ganker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a tale as old as time.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that most people who "don't get" racing or why people like cars are usually

    > literal buttplaying homosexuals
    >Most Woman (there's exceptions)
    >homosexuals that want to be woman
    >NPCs who take 100mgs of antidepressants and are brain dead
    >Men who have test deficiencies
    >fat asses who can't fit into a car
    >bus riding poorgays

    Generally it's the biggest and easiest way to tell if a person is worth being around. Just ask em if they like cars or racing games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most people ... are usually Most Woman
      what did anon mean by this?

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before the thread dies, can any Euro tell me if the sideways pedal stomp thing from Initial D is actually practical?

    If I had a manual I'd be doing it every time I shifted and would probably kill the car immediately.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up heel toe.
      I don't think it's that useful unless you're trying to stop as quickly as possible

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is if you need to slow down and downshift for an upcoming corner, but it requires a car that actually has the pedals set up for heel-and-toe (you'd be surprised how difficult it is in many cars) and it's generally very useless on the street outside of showing off to your passengers, most of the time you can just finish braking and then do a regular revmatch afterwards.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think electric cars are based
    i will switch to a self driving car when they become real
    i will never learn how to drive manual
    i think introducing technology to simplify driving even further is great
    i will never enjoy the chore that driving is
    and boomers will NEVER
    EVER
    stop seething about it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer if you used the bus so there's a little more space on the road for people who want to use it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strictly electric cars are dumb, because gas/diesel is so much better of a medium to store Vroom for later, and more research has gone into clean diesel operation than coal.

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