What's the least sweaty yet intelligent competitive game?
I can't do twitch shooters and other games that require you to do a million apms, focusing like your life depended on it and competing with cracked out nolifers that just chugged three energy drinks just to barely pull a win. It's just too tiring now. Not to mention I've done it myself so many times already. I don't want to spend my free time just getting exhausted and raging. Are there multiplayer games that actually feel like games instead of feeling like a second job?
sounds like you're just mad that you can't win
popular competitive games are not complicated, that's why they're popular
and you are clearly a bottom %er so you won't be winning at anything bro. harsh truth and don't reply with cope please I don't care
Don't lump me in with a projecting bot like you lol.
I'm at the top 2% of the competitive game I'm getting tired of.
you sure are champ
go back to redd.it if you want to ask about how to win at multiplayer games without being skilled
Keep seething 🙂
I've already peaked at games like this now I want to relax. Meanwhile you're probably some coping redditor who reads a billion articles and videos and still won't ever be more than mediocre. Sad!
Probably counterstrike due to being a bunch of short rounds where most of the time you are just waiting for shit to haoppen
Splatoon
>I want to win at competitive games but I don't want to practice
Sounds like you want to play party games. Maybe FFA Smash with items or Fall Guys is what you're looking for.
>not understanding the question
I want a multiplayer game that doesn't require my constant attention. Card games are the obvious choice but I'm not really sure if I can get into them
Any other good card games that don't require whaling upfront and isn't so "fantasy"?
Like I said, you want to win without putting in effort. Just play p2w games, moron
>he still doesn't understand the question lol
I'm not going to bother spoonfeeding the explanation to you but please remove your low IQ from the discussion
>nooo, you d-don't understand
>I a-am s-special
kek, moronic snowflake
You're dumb and boring. Shoo. Even your insults are just something you copied from someone also stupid.
Yugioh Master Duel has a lot of variety in its themes, very little of it is hard fantasy. And it's very F2P friendly, you can build an optimal deck in a matter of hours after starting. Just be warned though that modern Yugioh is a little polarising, there's lots of action and combos happening in the first two turns which turns some people off.
You want to be competitive, but you don't want to pay attention? Not even card games can give this to you, you need to pay attention to board states and use the right options at the right time. If you just click buttons on the prompts while jerking off to porn on your other monitor you'll lose. Or are you saying you want to be competitive without physical dexterity being needed? If so yes then card games are exactly what you want, along with board/tabletop games.
Anything as long as I don't have to spend every single nanosecond paying attention to every detail on the screen.
Then yeah, card games, board games and tabletop games.
Anon there is no game that is competitive that doesn’t require attention. If it didn’t require attention it would be easy and not competitive. If you want a multiplayer game that isn’t fps than try fighting games or starcraft. Otherwise play either single player games or casual multiplayer games. We can’t recommend you games that don’t exist.
Maybe for you lol brainlet. I've been playing a variety of games for nearly a decade now. Sit the frick down little boy.
oh you're like 16, that makes a lot of sense
>Playing for a decade now
Holy shit literally a teenager.
You know this board is still 18+ right?
Literally nothing can be done without some attention. That's why there is the distinction of *constant attention
Jeez I really hit the truth and triggered you hard didn't I. Oh well now you're just gonna give me 200 (you)s but I already knew that by your first reply. So predictable lol
>incredibly intelligent high iq anon can't wrap his head around unique ip counters
>he doesn't realize that message was addressed to each of you
You brainlets all act the same so I don't really have to treat you uniquely
Chess is a solved game tbh. You just have to memorize the moves.
sex with lina
unironically chess
Get into a card game like Hearthstone or Master Duel. Plenty of sweat there but you won't need any energy drinks.
You want to play against casuals and feel good about it because you can't win easily. Just play any mobile p2w game and style on casual f2p players, homosexual
>Are there multiplayer games that actually feel like games instead of feeling like a second job?
coop games like L4D, DRG, and vermintide. You just load into a game and kill a bunch of npcs with randos. If some pubber decides to tryhard the game, then its actually of benefit to you because they're making the game easier.
This homie is really out here acting like “I wanna be able to win without much effort” is some unique, revolutionary desire
Just play games with lots of rng, you’re gonna win eventually. Alternatively, battle royales have so much inherent, unpredictable and unfair aspects, it’s popular among casuals like yourself
You don't get the question
I get the question completely. You want to relax, but you don’t want to lose while doing so.
Nope this post confirms you brainlets don't get it lol
In that case you’re a fricking moron who doesn’t know how to phrase questions.
> It's just too tiring now. Not to mention I've done it myself so many times already. I don't want to spend my free time just getting exhausted and raging. Are there multiplayer games that actually feel like games instead of feeling like a second job?
Sshh.. if you don't understand things you don't have to force yourself to participate like a feral normie
I agree good sir, these plebians aren't high enough iq to understand that we just want to claim victory without expending energy *tips fedora*
what's your reddit account btw, LET'S UPVOTE EACH OTHER'S POSTS!!!!
>they just keep repeating the same things like it means something
Absolute state of brainlets
>Absolute state of brainlets
You are so high IQ man. I am glad you came to us with your complex question, even when we don't have the answers.
*tips fedora*
Stay mad moron
Yea, he is a moron. Also Monster Hunter and coop games in general
>MOOOOOOOM THE GAMERS WON'T LET ME WIIIIIN IT'S THE GAME REEEEE
lol actually sad
Sigh what's sad is that you have no understanding or nuance. It's like actually being on facebook lol. Go back.
I'm with you, for the longest time I've been searching for a game that will let me unleash the beast within me, because usually I am a nice guy that the chads stacies and normies at school just can't understand because of my enourmous iq.
Scoffing at these normies in the thread. LOL YOU ARE BEING LAUGHED AT, BOW TO YOUR SUPERIOR GAMER OVERLORDS
There is only one thing I can recommend you
Start doing speedruns so you can have a nice day.
OP I get what you want but your wording is kinda moronic and pretentious
Just say that you want a slow paced genre (compared to mobas or fps) with high complexity, maybe turn based like card games
Also if you really a big dick epeen gamer why do you feel like you have to prove something about your gamer cred in an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum?
Nah my wording is fine. I don't have to censor myself just because it will make some idiots frustrated.
>gamer cred
You have to put the shitters in their place now and then lol
DEAR ALL ANONS MOCKING ME IN MY THREAD:
YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED, YOU ARE BEING RECORDED IN MY HITLIST AND I WILL DEAL WITH YOU TO THE FULL EXTENT OF MY INCREDIBLE INTELLIGENCE.
BE. WARNED. I AM AN ELITE VETERAN VERY SMART GAMER, YOU WILL NOT BEST ME, ON THE BOARDS OR IN LIFE.
YOURS TRULY,
OP
I'm biased because I fricking loathe team-based PvP games, but: play a fighting game with relatively low bar of execution. SFV is mostly good, but has links. Stringing two moves together in a combo requires 1/12th of a second timing. Long-time fg players will tell you this is trivial, but I remember being new to fg and struggling to do these in other games. It's a bit of a hurdle, but once you get over it, the game is fun, beginner-friendly, and it's relatively simple to kill people who play like morons.
Tekken works but it can be infuriating to get into, depending on how much you care about being consistent. It is very beginner/masher friendly, which can be a blessing and a curse. It's easy to get into and you don't need to be a sweatlord to have a good time, but if you want to be able to beat enemy gorillas you need to Study the Blade.
GG Strive would probably be perfect from what I've heard but, honestly, I've never actually played it.
@605819669
holy shit he really is from redd*t
this homie is asking for a low execution, low concentration game and is calling others shitters
It's funny for some reason seeing a full on moron in his natural habitat without him even realizing
summer already?
Chess
Chess isn't for brainlets and requires constant attention
chess is easy as frick
git gud
not a game filled with third world scum like dota 2 that's for sure.
Tetris Effect
chess you moron
>chess
Go is the thinking mans board game
>implying chess doesn't require you to think very fast due to timer
>implying chess doesn't feel like a second job when good players literally make it their second job
Hell really good players make it their first job
go play a real sport