yeah they are a bad one for sure, every time an Ubisoft games gets announced or released all the "excitement" threads feel artificial as frick (using the same image, the same language, etc) and barely last 2 weeks before it's never discussed again except by someone going "wow this game sucked/was mediocre"
it's like you can sense the marketing firm only using the tools they were allowed to use (certain pictures, certain phrases, certain counterarguments) for the limited time they were budgeted to promote the game, and after that time period is up they move onto another project with someone else paying them
people may say "that doesn't happen!" except I used to know a guy who had a job like this, it wasn't for games specifically, but this marketing job was to basically viral advertise on social media for whoever paid them, so he would """work""" on twitter and facebook to shill things like Thomas the Tank Engine (which apparently has a huge south american following for some reason?)
devs arent making those threads. its the dedicated few e-girlgays playing it trying to get their Gankerbros on board with what they view as e-girlkino or whatever
I'm an indie dev with a game on Steam that has 751 reviews right now. I only shill my game on here if it's highly relevant to the topic. Generally, I understand that nobody really gives a shit about your stupid game and everyone wants to play the same 20 games.
Not nearly as much as people who still plague league, valorant, cod and fricking fortnite. All games that you can go play right now and leave us to our fun games where the dev doesnt israelite us at every opportunity, thanks
The developers of that Terminator FPS game were really shameless about it. When they were caught, they just stopped pretending to be impressed fans and admitted to the shilling, then continued to shill (mostly to each other). Mods nowhere to be seen, probably actively shadowbumping the threads on the front page.
It really infuriates me how that subhuman dev succeeded with his psyop to attach his ugly goblin "e-girl" character to actual dicky-core designs. Frick this braindead turd and his soulless westoid israelite nosed ugly girl
At least the gameplay is decent
Yes, e-girl art is pretty up there. The more degenerate an artist is, the more autistic they are, thus the more detailed their art is. This is why furries tend to have god-tier art.
Wait, is it a FPS or a TPS ? You can just switch from one to the other or is it really meant to be one of them and the second one is a shitty afterthought that feels clunky and janky?
>x parasite boss battle that evolves through the fight >fight takes place in an overheating facility in the lava area
Choco was so real for this. ai hope he leans harder into Metroid references in the space levels.
It was a TPS but they added a FPS switch because it was requested. It's not really that janky surprisingly. It's really good for the tales (hoard mode) maps.
It was a TPS but they added a FPS switch because it was requested. It's not really that janky surprisingly. It's really good for the tales (hoard mode) maps.
Both are viable. I do tps most the time because I like the spacial awareness.
Thanks anons. Might be interested, then. Barring Max Payne because obvious reason, TPS isn't really my jam, but FPS might be cool, give it a more Serious Sam vibe I like.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I don't know what versions are floating around the high seas but if can find a recent one then I'd suggest pirating it first so you can make sure you're okay with the gameplay before committing the money for it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>if i larp being a new anon buying the game maybe someone will actually do it
Genius.
I'd never play the game, but I almost feel bad for the shill devs because they've been posting shit here for years and years now. It looks like they keep adding shit to the game, only to have an all time peak on par with The Graveyard, an indie game where you literally do nothing but walk around a graveyard as an old frick.
The Gankertard cannot possibly conceive that a game does not need to be popular in order to exist. Every update is like a burning, searing prod poking into his brain. "Why, why do the devs continue making this?", "Who's this huge update for?", "You're not supposed to be able to keep the lights on!" such questions haunt the Gankertard. Steamcharts screenshots are his only lifeline to sanity, and even that is constantly shaken up by reality itself.
This one is pretty bad, same with other indie games like Psuedoregalia or whatever and the troony Pizza Tower game. If we go back many, many years, there was a frickton of shilling here for Borderlands 1.
I don't think Pseudoregalia was astroturfed that badly, most of the 'shills' were horny furgays. But Pizza Tower on the other hand, that game was the poster child for astroturfing a game on Ganker
judging by how lazily trannitors remove goblinism shill threads I'd say homosexual dev finally bought an ad and trannitors just trying to hide this fact lol
still not even pirating this troony game though
Why are people not allowed to like this game and discuss topics related to the game on the Gankerideogame board on the imageboard website known as Ganker?
It can sometimes be a hard sale depending on what I'm trying to shill.
I was trying to shill an exploration game called Sayo that reminded me of Yume Nikki here, sort of, it affected me after finishing it and I've found its art and music beautiful.
But it's hard to shill that without being mocked, though I'd love for the game to be more discussed, the main girl is also very cute and I wish she had some fan art. I fell in love with the creator's art and music too (pic related is one of his drawings).
>But I do it in moderation as I don't want to hurt the dev so anyone thinks they're themselves shilling (mirage feathers).
I've seen a game get posted once and someone call it being shilled by the dev.
I'm actually thinking the people crying about shills are shills for other games upset they are loosing "ad space" by a competing game thread being up.
>I'm actually thinking the people crying about shills are shills for other games upset they are loosing "ad space" by a competing game thread being up.
Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't some Ubisoft's PR being a desperate homosexual. Throwing indies under to rug to have more Assasins Creed threads.
I wouldn't either, the "buy an add" meme is posted in every thread that isn't a AAA game while you'll see most people in AAA game threads b***hing about the state of them.
That could be true in some cases but OP's example is definitely correct. This nothing game that nobody plays has been having multiple threads a day for over a year now.
It's a e-girl game, it's going to have threads just like every other e-girl game that "no one plays"
Recettear had that peak over a decade ago and Recette won queen of Ganker.
>>100x the peak playercount
A decade ago, and it's a completed game.
the rules are anti-e-girl too, maybe stay on /b/ and you won't get banned for being such a newbie
>the rules are anti-e-girl too
If you actually read the rules. that's only about porn.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>A decade ago, and it's a completed game.
And that's when it was frequently posted. Now seeing a reference to it is a rarity despite, again, multiple daily threads of a game which has one one tenth as many daily players right now.
You know this is stupid. Come on.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Now seeing a reference to it is a rarity despite
I see a thread for it at least once a month if not more.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>that's only about porn
nobody said otherwise thoughbeit; that's the only part anyone would have a problem with
1 week ago
Anonymous
>nobody said otherwise thoughbeit; that's the only part anyone would have a problem with >maybe stay on /b/ and you won't get banned for being such a newbie
They're not exactly comparable but that anon does have a point. e-girl enjoyers are even more dedicated than furries when it comes to shilling for the stuff that panders to them. I doubt very many stardew valley players care all that much about Jas. And yet her fans are in every stardew thread.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Mods are actively protecting pedos and banning furries which is why you get the false sense that Ganker is okay with pedophiles and furries are less dedicated. Most of Ganker are furries at this point, but aren't allowed to talk a out it due to abusive culture-manipulating moderators living in 2008 still.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Good. Furgays and bronies are still just as insufferable as a decade ago.
VTubertards should have been banned by the same global rule.
1 week ago
Anonymous
They really aren't. I'll take them over the endless amounts of /misc/ shit any day of the week. Furries being the worst thing on this board is a fricking god send.
1 week ago
Anonymous
At least they play games unlike most of this board who thinks shitposting is a game. If even half the people posting here right now played this game it might actually have more than the same 4 samegays seeking arguments with people every day.
1 week ago
Anonymous
This. When the IP counter was still active onirism threads would have 50-100 unique IPs but none of them ever organized to all launch the game to pump the numbers up. Instead they get butthurt every time someone posts the steam chart.
1 week ago
Anonymous
It ain't even that, they just don't like the game period. They like gooning to random ass characters they mod into the game. Then when that fails to drum up interest they get mad, argue till sage and do it all over again while actually getting mad when people say why they don't talk about the game.
Another game with the most blatant shilling of all time was demon turf which is also dead as frick and shit like nobeta.
Difference is nobeta actually fricking capitalized on that shit pronto and went all in making sure they could call it a finished game ( I never played it but it's a full product)
1 week ago
Anonymous
Most of the threads talk about the game, shitposters bring up the mod to get the threads deleted.
Nobeta was a decent game but what got added was like 40% of the game. It really needed more content if anything. Most of the content is art and manga stuff and not in the actual game.
No, it was alright but if the dev was smart it woulda had workshop so people could just add character they wanted to it.
>dev was smart it woulda had workshop so people could just add character they wanted to it.
That would be good.
Hearing the maps were meh is what makes me think it was awful since PS had really fun maps.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Nobeta didn't get that shilled in here, most of the publicity was from Twitter thanks to Dorontabi/Mammoth and vtubers.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Nobeta didn't get that shilled in here
A lot of people posted the art here to the point that mods were deleting the threads before they even hit 50 posts most of the time.
A lot like Pragmata and how it's treated now.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yeah it did you fricking homosexual. The difference is it got played.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Nobeta didn't get that shilled in here
A lot of people posted the art here to the point that mods were deleting the threads before they even hit 50 posts most of the time.
A lot like Pragmata and how it's treated now.
of course it did, but I'm saying that a lot of it was thanks to the uoooh meme, so Nobeta threads were the de facto e-girl threads for a while.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I don't care about any of that shit. It got shilled and played. The end.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Nobeta threads were more porn than gameplay but got played more
Carol threads are more gameplay than porn but got played less
This is pretty ironic when you think about it.
I don't care about any of that shit. It got shilled and played. The end.
That's a reductive way to look at it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
No less reductive than the amount of people that wanna play this game every time a shill thread pops up with the same interest repellent getting sprayed by the op that makes it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
If people don't want to play a game because of homosexuals on Ganker, that's on them.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>carol threads are more gameplay than porn
Lol
lmao even
you can never be geniune. You are no different, just less successful to a large margin.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I own both games, I have no stake here. I'm just saying what I see. I didn't say it had none, I said it had less and it's factually true. Nobeta has official porn and fan art porn and a whole lot more of it, which means more to dump.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Carol threads are more gameplay than porn but got played less
I love Onirism and think it's gameplay is fun but you can't say that shit when everyone can go to the current Onirism thread and see that it's mostly about Carol (and sometimes porn of her) and barely almost never about the gameplay.
Onirism threads never do the game justice.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>and barely almost never about the gameplay.
A lot of the ones that have a big focus on gameplay get 404d quickly for whatever reason.
1 week ago
Anonymous
It's almost as if you have ruined it's reputation with your failed battle porn campaign.
Randy did it better sorry.
1 week ago
Anonymous
You act like you can control people who want to porn post.
This is ACgay levels of stupid. He's always raging about Zero Suit Samus and saying that people only like her for porn when a lot of threads are gameplay focused even if porn ones pop up here and there.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I don't know who that is and I don't really care but that's who your playerbase is now. You'll either continue to die slowly or find out how to make them useful.
1 week ago
Anonymous
If you don't know who ACgay is then you must be new. He's been the top Ganker shitposter since Other M came out in 2010. >your playerbase
Do you think I'm the dev or something?
1 week ago
Anonymous
No, but you are one of the people who play this game. So you have to live with them being around when you wanna talk about the game. I'm politely saying not my problem homie
1 week ago
Anonymous
Every game has these kinds of people, I don't see why I should care.
People really need to learn to report and ignore more.
1 week ago
Anonymous
But they don't
1 week ago
Anonymous
You act like you can control people who want to porn post.
This is ACgay levels of stupid. He's always raging about Zero Suit Samus and saying that people only like her for porn when a lot of threads are gameplay focused even if porn ones pop up here and there.
>He's always raging about Zero Suit Samus and saying that people only like her for porn when a lot of threads are gameplay focused even if porn ones pop up here and there.
Talking about how you want to frick Samus in her "cloaca birdpussy" is not game discussion. Why must you be dishonest?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Which is why they got deleted, Oni threads can stay up because nobody finds her appealing
1 week ago
Anonymous
They do get deleted often. Many times they don't even make it to 100 replies. The ones who really get the "killl on sight" treatment are Pragmata threads.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Instead they get butthurt every time someone posts the steam chart.
I'm not going online just to make numbers go up.
Probably because the dev finally stopped working off a dogshit pc that was probably 2 hours from catching on fire every time it ran this game.
[...]
Someone made a similar game with art from the power stone artist but he didn't get good artists for the custom parts so it ended up looking half decent and half ugly.
It also didn't have transformations or good items so it kinda was like an eh this is cool but lacking kinda game.
Stages also were meh
Well that just sounds awful. Hopefully it didn't detuer others from trying it because Power Stone was some of the most fun I had with a party fighting game. But that could be nostalgia since I played it back decades ago.
1 week ago
Anonymous
No, it was alright but if the dev was smart it woulda had workshop so people could just add character they wanted to it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Gamergate, election tourism and identity politics killed Ganker.
Recettear was organic, even the memes about capitalism was just natural.
Literally nobody plays onirism, so it's either the dev making the crossover memes with hatgirl and nobeta to try and force carol into this "accepted" status and make the game stick or the dev is commissioning people to make them.
It just doesn't add up how this game has literally noone playing it, the dev lies about playercounts to try and get people to "join the crowd" and we are seeing daily threads about it from the devs.
Like why Ganker? Why try to shill it here, for so long.
The plush tanked hard, noone wants that shit.
Noone is playing the game.
Try something else man.
>even the memes about capitalism was just natural.
You mean the meme pushed by Carpe Fulger? >it's either the dev making the crossover memes
Shino isn't the dev, he's just a Ganker drawgay. He even does shit for Stardew Valley.
I've been posting on Ganker for a decade, I bought onirism when I saw the cute e-girl last year, I played 2 dozen hours or so and I sometimes post in the threads.
I'm not related to the devs in anyway, I'm not in the discord.
>It just doesn't add up how this game has literally noone playing it, the dev lies about playercounts to try and get people to "join the crowd" and we are seeing daily threads about it from the devs.
So Steam is lying now?
1 week ago
Anonymous
between 16k and 45k isn't bad at all for a charming third person indie shooter that evokes nostalgia for PS2 era action platformers.
1 week ago
Anonymous
If the plushie campaign and follower count are anything to go by, I highly doubt this game even broke 10K.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Just look at the poster above you. Plushies aren't for everyone.
1 week ago
Anonymous
yeah too bad those numbers are complete bullshit
steam's api doesn't supply that information or anything that can extrapolate it. the best you'll get is the concurrent playercount, which is abyssal in the case of onirism.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>the best you'll get is the concurrent playercount
You mean reviews since you have to own the game to leave a review, of which there are 400+.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>abyssal
1 week ago
Anonymous
abyssal, as in so low it's at the bottom of the fricking mariana trench.
dumb esl.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>doubling down
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yes anon.
16k players does not max at 30 on at once.
Especially when the other estimate """""claims""""" 40k people own it -when 2 others only say 16k- also saying that 51% of that 40k have played it, yet still only managed 30 people on at once.
Did they take fricking turns or something?
1 week ago
Anonymous
There are 10 times the reviews. How do you explain that?
Those are just people tired of poor moderation raging against the machine.
1 week ago
Anonymous
but the machine doesn't feel
1 week ago
Anonymous
Does not stop one from raging. They believe that the best way to rage here is to make more work for the machine. To overload it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
There are not enough organic being left and we don't have time travel
1 week ago
Anonymous
>bunch of machines trying to overload other machines by spamming SEXO all day long >while generating traffic that make asiatic moot ever so slightly richer with each post
There is no human lefts
None of your are humans
1 week ago
Anonymous
I don't think traffic alone makes money. If it did, we wouldn't have had that "Ganker" era.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Why did he scrap Ganker?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Probably because it ended up pointless as it was done to help pull in advertisers and everyone made sure to post everything anti advertiser that they could.
Never should have dropped J-List. They were our friends in Japan after all.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>mr. advertiser, Ganker is not Ganker you heard so much about on TV, now plz gib shekels
I doubt it was the worst in terms of amount of threads/posts but the people capcom hired to shill dragon's dogma 2 pissed me off more than any others.
I don't mind indie devs shilling their games. In fact, I think they should do it more. The only reason I found out about corn kidz and cavern of dreams was from someone here mentioning them months after they both released, since the devs themselves did nothing to market their games. And I'm sure there are plenty of other games out there that I'd enjoy but I'll never hear about because the devs are too proud, stupid, or shy to shill their stuff.
Those Nickelodeon Smash Bros ripoffs, they were blatant as frick and funny enough the fricking second they released all conversation died out. Then the 'hype' started again when 2 was announced and again died out the second it released
That's simply because the people only care about roster gayging. Look at how much board space was for Smash threads before it came out compared to after.
Frick, that was the funniest shit ever. I regret not downloading that poem mp3 too.
I can't believe Thaddeus thought he could actually get away with that shit. TWICE because I think someone proved that the same guy (99% Thaddeus) posted in Ganker and Ganker threads
Modern classic Ganker right there
Kek the sheer beatdown hundreds of people gave Thaddeus was legendary
Fricking glad the game withered and died
Multiversus too, I'm glad it got fricked. Every Smash and Smash game needs to die off
Ubisoft. They're one of the strangest publishers/developers out there. They've got Bogdanoff money, enough to commit to opening an online store exclusively to service themselves but they shill like they're the oni guy because they're practically invisible outside of consoles. The most likely reason a person is to have a uplay account is to play uno or monopoly.
anyone who thinks major studios actually waste their time on this shitheap of a board should stay on /misc/ where you can sperg out about all the other insane conspiracies you believe in.
Honestly I'd rather have shill threads for tiny indie devs than yet another thread b***hing about trannies or esg/dei/whatever the newest culture war bullshit is called
I've certainly bought and loved games from anons posting about obscure indie stuff. Even if it's from a dev It'd still be a more valuable thread to me than "bg3 is shitty woke trash thread #35000"
Never played Onirism, probably never will, but I'd rather see threads about it over yet another ass creed thread
I don't have any problem with shilling when the dev is actually from here.
Hopefully the Pseudoregalia dev actually ends up finishing Bucket Hop now that he's found some success.
No no no so let me get this straight: This "Onirism" i've seen soo many times i filtered it from my Ganker front page, is in early access scam for 8+ years and still plays like a shitty ass Serious Sam carbon copy game for this whole time?
Such a kusoge the shills spend more time playing barbie dress-up with that 3dpd white goblin rather talking about the game itself? This, is beyond pathetic. >inb4 you're seething!
No, im not, i just pity the frog dev but just a little since he keeps expanding the kitchen sink fantasy shit without improving the gameplay itself
>rather talking about the game itself? This, is beyond pathetic.
There are usually more posts about the game and gameplay than anything else in threads.
>Tightening up the movement, addition of first person, more mobility tools. More weapons and better gunplay
Thats it?
Wow, beyond lazier than Yandere dev
>Thats it?
What other gameplay changes do you think should have been made?
1 week ago
Anonymous
finishing the game? it's obvious, isn't it, unless you're some sort of tendie that likes unfinished goyslop?
1 week ago
Anonymous
>goyslop
HE SAID THE WORD
1 week ago
Anonymous
That is not the word. The word is "grifter".
1 week ago
Anonymous
Drifter?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Grifter. With a G.
1 week ago
Anonymous
That's what they call me.
1 week ago
Anonymous
The game already has over 60 hours of content, I'd rather them not rush out the rest just to have it released.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>The game already has over 60 hours of mostly empty areas with shitty ass poorly animated weak ass enemies in it
1 week ago
Anonymous
>mostly empty areas with shitty ass poorly animated weak ass enemies in it
I don't know when you played it but it wasn't this way when I last played it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>poorly animated weak ass enemies
lmao you'd get your shit pushed in by the brat bots on any difficulty above easy mode, little b***h.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>lmao you'd get your shit pushed in by the brat bots on any difficulty above easy mode, little b***h.
Everyone knows how 2 strafe even Zoomies aswell, moronbro
1 week ago
Anonymous
>just strafe
uh oh, someone's getting his shit pushed in BIG time haha
Tightening up the movement, addition of first person, more mobility tools. More weapons and better gunplay.
it's been really cool watching the dev add more features and continue supporting the game. the giant mech sections are a treat, and implementing first person mode is godlike. not to mention we always appreciate more weapons and gameplay tweaks that help make Carol feel smooth and responsive.
Here's a game that gets threads pretty often.
The peak was nine years ago. After that, you get peak at 70 players in 2018 and then next highest is 10 payers in 2023.
e-girl games are carried by a small group of players on here, this isn't unique to any one e-girl game.
Your post's implication was that the spinoff had a comparable amount of threads to goblimism regardless.
You're being disingenuous and nobody's falling for it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yes, the character gets a comparable amount of threads.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Not even close. Occasionally a goblinBlack person will falseflag to have stealth threads to shill in when a janny does his job once and removes their incessant shilling, but other than that it's few and far between.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Occasionally a goblinBlack person will falseflag to have stealth threads
You're so full of shit. There are a lot of threads that are just lewd art of her and someone asking for the video.
1 week ago
Anonymous
My ass. All I see day in and day out is the constant shilling from goblinBlack folk, several threads every day for years on end. I even see you homosexuals on cripplechan.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Sounds like you're going out of your way for that.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I'm not the one spamming 24/7 across sites. You and your lot are genuinely mentally ill.
1 week ago
Anonymous
You seek out threads to go into to get upset and complain. That's literally being mentally ill.
1 week ago
Anonymous
On occasion I'll hope in one of these threads to make sure newbies understand what's going on here. Seems like it's pretty unnecessary though, nobody falls for your shit.
But sure, keep shilling. Maybe after a few more years you'll hit 40 concurrent players.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>I'll hope in one of these threads to make sure newbies understand what's going on here
Oh, so you're a homosexual with a savior complex.
1 week ago
Anonymous
And you're a pathetic midwit trapping yourself in a hell of your own making. Doomed to make the same threads day after day for years on end, getting no closer to the pointless goal you dream of.
Utterly embarrassing. I'll leave you to it, see you next week.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>making onirism threads for all eternity
bruh, that sounds like heaven.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Goal? Are you projecting?
If it was up to me, threads would be filled with the few people who like the game and every new could frick off. I don't care about how much it sells or how many players it is has, I just want comfy threads to talk about it in.
Unlike you and the people like you who seethe that anyone talks about it.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>every one new
1 week ago
Anonymous
he's french, cut him some slack
1 week ago
Anonymous
>he gave up all pretense
lol
1 week ago
Anonymous
have a nice day
>mentions cripplechan >but isn't going out of his way to see shit he doesn't like
1 week ago
Anonymous
?
you're quoting a different guy
1 week ago
Anonymous
>spams everywhere >gets upset when people say you are a shilling Black person >n-no u!
have a nice day
1 week ago
Anonymous
>calls one thread or organic mentions spam >cries shill because how dare anyone like what I hate
1 week ago
Anonymous
>spams everywhere
not that non but other chans are dead as frick. I wouldn't really call it spamming.
So let me see if I have this correct.
This game has some of the best gameplay and most varied environments since the PS2 era but the only reason any of you play it is because you want to frick the literal child protag?
I don't have to buy a game shilled by an autist who may or may not be the dev himself in order to jerk off to Carol who isn't that attractive unless she's drawn in 2D.
The problem is it only attracts perverts but then it refuses to pander to the perverts. Even that pedo game Nobeta knew its audience and how to get money.
Alright alright alright. Slow down and let me catch up here.
So you people are buying a kid's game with absolutely nothing sexual or even a little questionable actually in it so you can install porn mods and jack off of the canonically 10 year old main character getting fricked by all sorts of monsters? Is that what you're telling me?
i wonder if the dev of Onirism was taking notes during the Killer Bean reveal trailer. that shit was a treasure trove of ideas he could implement in Carol's game.
The they/them pokemon clone game shills were annoying as frick. Also sad, you know shilling is going to be a thing for multiples games, either indies or aaa.
But there is nothing more pathetic than shilling a game here while being on the defensive and lashing out at any anon who claim that the game is shit. That they/them pokemon, the globinism dev and that fricked who keep posting the ugly latinas in hentai threads; all of them behave the same fricking way.
>they/them pokemon
what's this? only pokemon clone ive seen being shilled was palword and a they/them thing ive seen being shilled was that parappa clone, melody or something
its a shit ugly game that shills latched on to the other 'bratformer' girls to get attention, and the shills admit to being gay pederast shotacons spamming the slimeboy from the game
its a shit ugly game that shills latched on to the other 'bratformer' girls to get attention, and the shills admit to being gay pederast shotacons spamming the slimeboy from the game
It is fairly fun for a 3rd person shooter, but personally not fun enough to sink 200 hours like some anons claim to have done.
I'm just waiting for the next story update to come out.
If you like PS2 era games like Serious Sam then you might like it as the campaign is reminiscent of it.
Side modes are horde survival stuff, some even play like CoD Zombies with mystery boxes and Pack-a-Punch machines and wall buys and even easter egg stuff.
>make an actually good dickycore game with a marketable protagonist >literally have nothing else going for you >but have no qualms about being insufferable on Twitter, attempting to cancel JonTron (and failing) and publishing a literal LGBTQ game about child grooming
GFB deserve to fade into irrelevancy.
It did well. They made two DLC packs for it, the first wasn't great but the second was.
It's a wonder that it did so well though, the dev team had genuine communists and trannies that shoved their garbage in little corners of the game. They're probably to balme for the lack of a sequel.
>8000+ followers >3+ week long campaign >given a time extension out of pity >STILL can't even get close to 200 >meanwhile other plushie campaigns hit their goal in under 2 hours
SAD!
8k followers is not that much, converting sales is hard and nuanced, I'm a big Onirism fan, I got the game, but I wouldn't buy a plushie, maybe it's not the right product for the audience.
If people talk about something, it's shilling. That's technically the meaning of the word. So if Ganker was being honest with themselves (they will never be) then Every Thread on the board that is talking about video games is shilling said video game.
>it's not shilling if it's a game I like!
It was pretty blatant, bro. As someone that had experience with the dev's other game already, I wouldn't be at all surprised if they contracted some bot farm.
Sorry but if you didn't see what a different beast Palworld shill was to the other FOTM shit then you either weren't here, have no eyes, or you are a palshill too.
that game was an organic mega hit because GameFreak have been edging Pokémon fans for 15 years and Palworld capitalized on it with, what i'd argue, is a beautiful glimpse at what monster catching and battling sims could be like.
i've been saying for at least 4 years that Pokémon (or even Digimon, if Bamco cared) should take on some light Animal Crossing/Stardew Valley style life sim (and maybe even very light dating sim) elements that encourage you to live and RP in the world even after you've beaten the Elite 4–and it was incredibly vindicating to see Palworld take a crack at that and be rewarded with record breaking sales.
It seems that you and/or your Discord shills grossly underestimate how unpopular Onirism really is.
It's true that merchandise won't ever sell as much as the source material, but at the bare minimum you would expect it to reach 1-10% of the actual game sales.
Sybil's plush sold 3800 and hit its goal in literally 24 minutes.
Rambley's plush is setting records right now at 17000+ >b-but muh furf-
Countless campaigns on Makeship hit the thousands range with little or no trouble, regardless if the character is anthro or not. My point is that the Carol shills are nothing more than an incredibly vocal minority akin to the type of cryptoshills you see on Ganker.
Nice projection but I don't use discord.
This board is for video games. I know you want more twitter rage bait but it's not the purpose of the board.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Clearly wrong since everything you say is something those demographics would. You are trippin over yourself
The biggest irony about this game is that it coulda been good but the devs are too moronic so only gooners talk about it
1 week ago
Anonymous
I wouldn't know what they say because I don't use it, unlike you it seems. >gooners
You talk like a twatter homosexual.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>I don't use it
Then why did you post a discord screencap?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Because the homosexual can't help but blatantly lie over and over again till he just resorts to nonsense
1 week ago
Anonymous
Because the homosexual can't help but blatantly lie over and over again till he just resorts to nonsense
It's literally not my screencap. Why is Ganker so full of morons these days?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Edited to show that I basically buy anything with a little girl in it.
There are move but I don't feel like doing all of them.
I post in every thread with e-girl protags. You can call me a shill if you want, I really don't care.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>are more
i believe it's not the dev making the thread, it's probably a squad of homosexual underage discord community members that get together and keep it going
same as the touhou threads and the ff14 threads
why these homos don't just go to /vg/ or stay in their holes i don't know, these threads do nothing for anyone outside of their little circlejerk
The board is for video games, there isn't some arbitrary number of players a game needs to have a thread here.
Also, I'm 34.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Also, I'm 34.
Post your government issued identification.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I'm not falling for doxxing myself.
Because they don't actually play the game. At first it looks legit, then you show interest in the game and suddenly defensive posts fly out left and right and the webms run out. Then you look into the update history of the game and it's kinda there but it's way too long, like years long more than 5 years of small stuff here and there. I strongly believe this game only has like 1 dev on it or something and it's graveyard status. Even the recent merch failed to reach it's cap so.
It's the little indie game that wants to be but just isn't.
>out left and right and the webms run out.
Are you saying that people posting gameplay webms are bad now?
1 week ago
Anonymous
I'm saying they aren't posting anything recent because nobody is playing because the game is moving at a snail's pace. Who the frick is gonna wait 5 more years for this shit to be finished? And that's if the dev's country doesn't go 4th world and the dev suddenly gets killed by a migrant or something.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>I'm saying they aren't posting anything recent
People are posting recent ones. The nuke and turrets are a recent addition to the game (that I haven't used myself yet, as you can see by me still having to update) so any with them are within the last month or so.
The game is actually updating faster now than it was in the past.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Probably because the dev finally stopped working off a dogshit pc that was probably 2 hours from catching on fire every time it ran this game.
I wish someone would make a Power Stone clone for once.
Someone made a similar game with art from the power stone artist but he didn't get good artists for the custom parts so it ended up looking half decent and half ugly.
It also didn't have transformations or good items so it kinda was like an eh this is cool but lacking kinda game.
Stages also were meh
1 week ago
Anonymous
>these days
1 week ago
Anonymous
It keeps getting worse. You would think there is a rock bottom we could hit but no, there is no floor to this seemingly bottomless pit.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Then why did you post a discord screencap?
Because this is an imagebaord and you can save images off it and repost them later?
What? Are you moronic?
You're definitely one of those people who see a reaction image of something they don't like and instantly have to point out "uhmm you just posted <thing I dont like>", not realizing the person on the other end is simply posting it for the reaction and not the source of it
1 week ago
Anonymous
>saving discord and twitter screencaps like a troony
kek
1 week ago
Anonymous
I didn't see him post a twitter screen cap though
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Nice projection but I don't use discord.
It all started with
1 week ago
Anonymous
Do you think that's my screenshot? Because I can assure you that it's not.
>man, all these onirim pics and webms look so different from each other. is the game really that varied?
NO!
NO IT'S NOT!
DON'T FALL FOR THEIR SCAM.
ONIRISM IS NOT A REAL GAME.
The game takes place in a dream world so everything is based around that theme. Like the death match mode is called "Nap Match" instead. It's just theming.
This game was supposed to be done more than 2 years ago and it still doesn't even have online. Game has fun content but it's still shitty in a lot of ways. Also the pedo fanbase has ensured this game will stay below todd status even.
The mode is actually fun. It's the only fun thing about the game since the story mode is open world shit with minigames scattered around. The world hub is actually big as frick but that shit takes too fricking long to travel around.
The side mode shit starts out unlocked and is just fun to play for an hour or two and do something else. For most of the game also there were weird ass bugs on some story bosses that made them not fun to do.
Also these frickin homosexuals keep breaking game pad support in a game that needs it for co-op even off line. If it had online you can guarantee there would be rooms for the multiplayer shit. It's heavily reminiscent of old times when games actually had stuff to do for content.
I don't understand the hate and pedo tag this game gets. I know you can mod in a bunch of e-girl sex shit, but can't you do that with Skyrim too? I just play the vanilla game
That's all OP, he just samegays the frick out of the threads to try and fool people into thinking more than one person gives a shit. Look at
[...]
, it's all normal discussion for the first hour or so until OP found the thread and started shitting himself with rage at the idea of anyone having fun.
>it's impossible to post discord screenshots without actually using discord >it's impossible to post blender screenshots without actually using blender >it's impossible to post game screenshots without actually playing game >it's impossible to shill game without actually selling this game
xD
coping >no u >nuh uh
yeah you definitely are the target audience of this game since it failed to grab any real audience.
Devs probably make all the frick mods in house under an alias
i believe it's not the dev making the thread, it's probably a squad of homosexual underage discord community members that get together and keep it going
same as the touhou threads and the ff14 threads
why these homos don't just go to /vg/ or stay in their holes i don't know, these threads do nothing for anyone outside of their little circlejerk
Because they don't actually play the game. At first it looks legit, then you show interest in the game and suddenly defensive posts fly out left and right and the webms run out. Then you look into the update history of the game and it's kinda there but it's way too long, like years long more than 5 years of small stuff here and there. I strongly believe this game only has like 1 dev on it or something and it's graveyard status. Even the recent merch failed to reach it's cap so.
It's the little indie game that wants to be but just isn't.
Ok, answering your question and from what I remember:
Borderlands, easily (spamming the cover all over the board)
Black Ops Cold War ("blackpilled")
Battlefield (Dinosaurs, why don't you get a girlfriend)
Minecraft (Notch himself posting here, probably still is around)
Cosmic Break (somehow got the entire site to play it)
A lot of triple A games that I don't truly
remember except for the phrase "IS ANYBODY EXCITED FOR _____?"
As for Onirism, they've tried to post in gacha threads (Genshin, Blue Archive) and nobody gave a shit and instead shut them down. In fact I'm sure they don't even like e-girl to begin with, seeing how they spam fanart of the slime woman and that horrid Potionomics character.
I'm fine with the game but honestly it's horribly optimized
Last time I played my fricking 6600XT was screaming for help and graphics settings weren't even maxed out, it's stupid
Honestly I think Ubisoft.
This. I don't give a shit about Asscreed and their nog protagonist, but the entire catalog was flooded for days.
I can see them doing it, they are specially scummy even for a AAA dev.
yeah they are a bad one for sure, every time an Ubisoft games gets announced or released all the "excitement" threads feel artificial as frick (using the same image, the same language, etc) and barely last 2 weeks before it's never discussed again except by someone going "wow this game sucked/was mediocre"
it's like you can sense the marketing firm only using the tools they were allowed to use (certain pictures, certain phrases, certain counterarguments) for the limited time they were budgeted to promote the game, and after that time period is up they move onto another project with someone else paying them
people may say "that doesn't happen!" except I used to know a guy who had a job like this, it wasn't for games specifically, but this marketing job was to basically viral advertise on social media for whoever paid them, so he would """work""" on twitter and facebook to shill things like Thomas the Tank Engine (which apparently has a huge south american following for some reason?)
Didn't the last Far Cry game get busted for shilling by incompetent marketers?
Ubishit is the most obnoxious. We got pajeets trying to market soulless garbage for npc filth, here.
BG3 or
ubisoft and blizzard are the most blatant, d4 threads were so artificial it was c ringe
Which is funny, because bringing up Ganker at an Ubi office will get you fired.
Absolutely. They do it with every big release.
devs arent making those threads. its the dedicated few e-girlgays playing it trying to get their Gankerbros on board with what they view as e-girlkino or whatever
they're the same people
>t. dev
sure thing, moron. damn im a shill you caught me :
You're so DUMB and you're so BUTT HURT, lad.
>e-girlkino
frick you homosexual im tired of onirism spam in every single fricking e-girl thread that the dev sees
Thanks for the information, I'll make sure to keep at it on your behalf.
western garbage isn't e-girl.
shut the frick up, weeb
Nah
The same people insult Nobeta game, e-girl enjoyers would never do that, 100% it's Oni dev making those threads.
>The same people insult Nobeta game,
I own both games. I post in both threads.
Why the frick do you think a french dev would post here?
Why wouldn't he? It's not like Ganker is b& in France.
Time zones? He has an actual job.
It's 10 am on a sunday. Nobody's working now.
>pedogays infighting in the replies
you homosexuals really are just like lefty trannies lol
Yeah. I dropped this game when I found out who was behind it. Shit is no different in the other places either. Even the official spots are fricked.
What the frick are you talking about, Jesse?
Who? Is that your tulpa?
>Gankerbros
We are not your bro subhuman pedoshitter kys
>reddit tourist Black person seething
Lmao, you will never ever fit in, newbie.
i'm trans btw
>reddit buzzword is his only reply
Comical.
>comic-ACK!
Ahahah, just admit that you are an underage zoomer. Stop embarrassing yourself.
>Ahah-ACK!
>shartcuck cancer
>tranime
>shartcuck is wannabe janny
>troonimai avatargay
>posts anime avatar of himself
Oof
Stop ban evading troony
>avatargayging
Stop banevading troony
Literally the same people.
I wouldn't even mind it if the shills/devs were honest about it
Am I a shill because I bought the game and want to talk about it with others?
I can tell new people to frick off and not buy it if that works.
>e-girlgays
>e-girlkino
they are disgusting western goblins, not e-girlkino
e-girlcons like cute characters the girl from this game is ugly as frick, i doubt they are the ones shilling this shit.
A backup thread for me to shill in? How lovely.
The game will be discounted to $9.90 in the Summer Sale, grab a copy and two or five plushies off Makeship too.
What if I fricked the plushie in front of her?
is this the thread where we hornypost with carol?
No, it's the dedicated shill thread. Drop your finest marketing material in here, marketers. Lord knows Choco's sandwiches won't earn themselves.
holy shit im gonna slap that ass into another fricking dimension
I'm an indie dev with a game on Steam that has 751 reviews right now. I only shill my game on here if it's highly relevant to the topic. Generally, I understand that nobody really gives a shit about your stupid game and everyone wants to play the same 20 games.
didn't ask
not your blog homosexual
I asked, I care
chad
Quick question is it true about the 40:1 rule? 40 sales to 1 steam review?
Signalis and all the gachashit.
>Boomer Shooter but With e-girl as Main Attraction
These guys could do better than this.
>boomershooter
Ackshually it's more like Serious Sam and Unreal Tournament.
..both of which are considered boomer shooters you fricking brat
>HURR BOOMER SHOOTER NO LIKE BOOMER SHOTTER< ACKTUALLY RIKE BOOMER SHOOTER
frickin homosexual
Not nearly as much as people who still plague league, valorant, cod and fricking fortnite. All games that you can go play right now and leave us to our fun games where the dev doesnt israelite us at every opportunity, thanks
The developers of that Terminator FPS game were really shameless about it. When they were caught, they just stopped pretending to be impressed fans and admitted to the shilling, then continued to shill (mostly to each other). Mods nowhere to be seen, probably actively shadowbumping the threads on the front page.
Actually, I made heaps of Terminator game threads myself. I thought the game was neat.
Notch shilled his game on Ganker before it became popular. Then he betrayed us.
It really infuriates me how that subhuman dev succeeded with his psyop to attach his ugly goblin "e-girl" character to actual dicky-core designs. Frick this braindead turd and his soulless westoid israelite nosed ugly girl
At least the gameplay is decent
The weeaboo fears the nose. Good thing you lack a mirror in your basement or you may just find there's one on your face, too.
>WAAAAAAAAAH EVERYTHING THAT ISNT ANIME IS BAAAAAAADDDD
>subhuman dev succeeded with his psyop
this is why artgays are homosexuals
>succeed
>only 30 morons bought the game
>NOOOO MY PEDO FANTASY IS HIGH ART WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT LOW QUALITY
Yes, e-girl art is pretty up there. The more degenerate an artist is, the more autistic they are, thus the more detailed their art is. This is why furries tend to have god-tier art.
You're an even bigger moron than the Oni-e-girl shills
Every game that I don't like.
reply if you're one if the 3
>is that... A VIDEO GAME? AAAAAAHHHH SAVE ME JANNIEMAN
UOHHHH I'M SHILLLLING
>trash ass shooting
we good keep the game
I didn't see any ass in that webm
Wait, is it a FPS or a TPS ? You can just switch from one to the other or is it really meant to be one of them and the second one is a shitty afterthought that feels clunky and janky?
Both are viable. I do tps most the time because I like the spacial awareness.
>x parasite boss battle that evolves through the fight
>fight takes place in an overheating facility in the lava area
Choco was so real for this. ai hope he leans harder into Metroid references in the space levels.
>Wait, is it a FPS or a TPS ?
It's a scam from 2019.
It was a TPS but they added a FPS switch because it was requested. It's not really that janky surprisingly. It's really good for the tales (hoard mode) maps.
>horde
I used the wrong one
Started out as TPS, but an FPS toggle was added later.
Thanks anons. Might be interested, then. Barring Max Payne because obvious reason, TPS isn't really my jam, but FPS might be cool, give it a more Serious Sam vibe I like.
I don't know what versions are floating around the high seas but if can find a recent one then I'd suggest pirating it first so you can make sure you're okay with the gameplay before committing the money for it.
>if i larp being a new anon buying the game maybe someone will actually do it
Genius.
They have shooting sections where being in FPP is an advantage and in the general platforming exploration sections I use 3rd person.
Game is designed bad then. Simple as.
>damage numbers
>third person shooting
You got my sale dear dev.
NOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SHILL IN THIS THREAD WHEN I CALL YOU A SHILL YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACT LIKE ONE STOP
let's shill our stuff on a neonazi board that hates games and hasn't been relevant for 15 years. we will make so much money
Whenever I see an anon use the word "cute" to describe something. Men do not causally call something cute.
I'd never play the game, but I almost feel bad for the shill devs because they've been posting shit here for years and years now. It looks like they keep adding shit to the game, only to have an all time peak on par with The Graveyard, an indie game where you literally do nothing but walk around a graveyard as an old frick.
>The Graveyard, an indie game where you literally do nothing but walk around a graveyard as an old frick.
what?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/27020/The_Graveyard/
Be sure to buy the DLC. The only difference is that your old character can randomly die.
>top review have 17k hours in this game
How
>7k at time of review
I can't imagine being so autistic that your life goal is to keep a game running nonstop to have an insane playtime.
Maybe he did it for internet point
The Gankertard cannot possibly conceive that a game does not need to be popular in order to exist. Every update is like a burning, searing prod poking into his brain. "Why, why do the devs continue making this?", "Who's this huge update for?", "You're not supposed to be able to keep the lights on!" such questions haunt the Gankertard. Steamcharts screenshots are his only lifeline to sanity, and even that is constantly shaken up by reality itself.
Farcry 6, baldurs gate 3
Bioware with Ubisoft in close second
Bioware viral marketing was fricking insufferable for years
Elden Ring(amounts of people saying leaks are fake was unnatural)
Baldur's Gay 3(all the shilling died the moment it won GOTY, how organic)
This one is pretty bad, same with other indie games like Psuedoregalia or whatever and the troony Pizza Tower game. If we go back many, many years, there was a frickton of shilling here for Borderlands 1.
never forget the Brink campaign that resulted Ganker to implode
I don't think Pseudoregalia was astroturfed that badly, most of the 'shills' were horny furgays. But Pizza Tower on the other hand, that game was the poster child for astroturfing a game on Ganker
STOP IT BIGOTCHUD
JANITORS ARE WORKING ON PROTECTING THREADS MADE BY XEIR DISCORD XISTERS SO HARD IT'S UNREAL
this is all vibes and paranoia speaking but i get the sense that cat game that came out a week or two ago is being shilled
Nine Sols? Nah you're not alone, I haven't seen anything about it outside of this board
It's a good game with a good story but it's in the same genre as hollow knight so HKgays have been trying to create a fanbase war with it.
Bingtendo
Runner up: Reddit Tower
judging by how lazily trannitors remove goblinism shill threads I'd say homosexual dev finally bought an ad and trannitors just trying to hide this fact lol
still not even pirating this troony game though
And so, anon enters the denial stage of grief as he's broken into submission over threads for a video game.
>groomer dev could afford buying an ad only now
ACKirism xisters? I thought our game was super successful and made our xister developer super rich?
stop falseflagging goblintroony
You posted it.
Its crazy after shilling this game for 4-5 years the game still hasn't pass 100 players.
Why are people not allowed to like this game and discuss topics related to the game on the Gankerideogame board on the imageboard website known as Ganker?
coomers don't play video games. the people "shilling" this game have never played it for more than a few hours
it's literally the dev spamming threads, no one is actually playing this garbage.
Undertale
Noita
Deep Rock Galactic
Cruelty Squad
Animal Well
Dragon Age Veilguard threads after the reveal trailer.
I wonder what you will do to yourself when that game sells millions of copies
Dark souls/elden ring
Do you live in a mirror world where Rollslash isn't one of the most popular genres of games?
that's not a genre, it's just a subset of actionrpg.
Every AAA that just floods page 1 with the same posts over and over for like two months and then its replaced by another crap set of baits
I sometimes shill obscure games on steam. But I do it in moderation as I don't want to hurt the dev so anyone thinks they're themselves shilling.
Well aren't you based
Threads like that actually give anons something to play
And small devs the visibility they so much need
It can sometimes be a hard sale depending on what I'm trying to shill.
I was trying to shill an exploration game called Sayo that reminded me of Yume Nikki here, sort of, it affected me after finishing it and I've found its art and music beautiful.
But it's hard to shill that without being mocked, though I'd love for the game to be more discussed, the main girl is also very cute and I wish she had some fan art. I fell in love with the creator's art and music too (pic related is one of his drawings).
>But I do it in moderation as I don't want to hurt the dev so anyone thinks they're themselves shilling (mirage feathers).
I've seen a game get posted once and someone call it being shilled by the dev.
I'm actually thinking the people crying about shills are shills for other games upset they are loosing "ad space" by a competing game thread being up.
>being shilled by the dev. (mirage feathers).
No idea how I fricked that up
>I'm actually thinking the people crying about shills are shills for other games upset they are loosing "ad space" by a competing game thread being up.
Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't some Ubisoft's PR being a desperate homosexual. Throwing indies under to rug to have more Assasins Creed threads.
I wouldn't either, the "buy an add" meme is posted in every thread that isn't a AAA game while you'll see most people in AAA game threads b***hing about the state of them.
That could be true in some cases but OP's example is definitely correct. This nothing game that nobody plays has been having multiple threads a day for over a year now.
It's a e-girl game, it's going to have threads just like every other e-girl game that "no one plays"
Recettear had that peak over a decade ago and Recette won queen of Ganker.
difference is recettear is japanese
The difference is modern Ganker is anti-e-girl
the rules are anti-e-girl too, maybe stay on /b/ and you won't get banned for being such a newbie
no, that's crossboarders shitting the place up.
fact of the matter is this is STILL an anime website an no amount of astroturfing will change that.
>japanese indie game
>100x the peak playercount
They are not comparable.
>>100x the peak playercount
A decade ago, and it's a completed game.
>the rules are anti-e-girl too
If you actually read the rules. that's only about porn.
>A decade ago, and it's a completed game.
And that's when it was frequently posted. Now seeing a reference to it is a rarity despite, again, multiple daily threads of a game which has one one tenth as many daily players right now.
You know this is stupid. Come on.
>Now seeing a reference to it is a rarity despite
I see a thread for it at least once a month if not more.
>that's only about porn
nobody said otherwise thoughbeit; that's the only part anyone would have a problem with
>nobody said otherwise thoughbeit; that's the only part anyone would have a problem with
>maybe stay on /b/ and you won't get banned for being such a newbie
none of that contradicts itself Black person
They're not exactly comparable but that anon does have a point. e-girl enjoyers are even more dedicated than furries when it comes to shilling for the stuff that panders to them. I doubt very many stardew valley players care all that much about Jas. And yet her fans are in every stardew thread.
Mods are actively protecting pedos and banning furries which is why you get the false sense that Ganker is okay with pedophiles and furries are less dedicated. Most of Ganker are furries at this point, but aren't allowed to talk a out it due to abusive culture-manipulating moderators living in 2008 still.
Good. Furgays and bronies are still just as insufferable as a decade ago.
VTubertards should have been banned by the same global rule.
They really aren't. I'll take them over the endless amounts of /misc/ shit any day of the week. Furries being the worst thing on this board is a fricking god send.
At least they play games unlike most of this board who thinks shitposting is a game. If even half the people posting here right now played this game it might actually have more than the same 4 samegays seeking arguments with people every day.
This. When the IP counter was still active onirism threads would have 50-100 unique IPs but none of them ever organized to all launch the game to pump the numbers up. Instead they get butthurt every time someone posts the steam chart.
It ain't even that, they just don't like the game period. They like gooning to random ass characters they mod into the game. Then when that fails to drum up interest they get mad, argue till sage and do it all over again while actually getting mad when people say why they don't talk about the game.
Another game with the most blatant shilling of all time was demon turf which is also dead as frick and shit like nobeta.
Difference is nobeta actually fricking capitalized on that shit pronto and went all in making sure they could call it a finished game ( I never played it but it's a full product)
Most of the threads talk about the game, shitposters bring up the mod to get the threads deleted.
Nobeta was a decent game but what got added was like 40% of the game. It really needed more content if anything. Most of the content is art and manga stuff and not in the actual game.
>dev was smart it woulda had workshop so people could just add character they wanted to it.
That would be good.
Hearing the maps were meh is what makes me think it was awful since PS had really fun maps.
Nobeta didn't get that shilled in here, most of the publicity was from Twitter thanks to Dorontabi/Mammoth and vtubers.
>Nobeta didn't get that shilled in here
A lot of people posted the art here to the point that mods were deleting the threads before they even hit 50 posts most of the time.
A lot like Pragmata and how it's treated now.
Yeah it did you fricking homosexual. The difference is it got played.
of course it did, but I'm saying that a lot of it was thanks to the uoooh meme, so Nobeta threads were the de facto e-girl threads for a while.
I don't care about any of that shit. It got shilled and played. The end.
Nobeta threads were more porn than gameplay but got played more
Carol threads are more gameplay than porn but got played less
This is pretty ironic when you think about it.
That's a reductive way to look at it.
No less reductive than the amount of people that wanna play this game every time a shill thread pops up with the same interest repellent getting sprayed by the op that makes it.
If people don't want to play a game because of homosexuals on Ganker, that's on them.
>carol threads are more gameplay than porn
Lol
lmao even
you can never be geniune. You are no different, just less successful to a large margin.
I own both games, I have no stake here. I'm just saying what I see. I didn't say it had none, I said it had less and it's factually true. Nobeta has official porn and fan art porn and a whole lot more of it, which means more to dump.
>Carol threads are more gameplay than porn but got played less
I love Onirism and think it's gameplay is fun but you can't say that shit when everyone can go to the current Onirism thread and see that it's mostly about Carol (and sometimes porn of her) and barely almost never about the gameplay.
Onirism threads never do the game justice.
>and barely almost never about the gameplay.
A lot of the ones that have a big focus on gameplay get 404d quickly for whatever reason.
It's almost as if you have ruined it's reputation with your failed battle porn campaign.
Randy did it better sorry.
You act like you can control people who want to porn post.
This is ACgay levels of stupid. He's always raging about Zero Suit Samus and saying that people only like her for porn when a lot of threads are gameplay focused even if porn ones pop up here and there.
I don't know who that is and I don't really care but that's who your playerbase is now. You'll either continue to die slowly or find out how to make them useful.
If you don't know who ACgay is then you must be new. He's been the top Ganker shitposter since Other M came out in 2010.
>your playerbase
Do you think I'm the dev or something?
No, but you are one of the people who play this game. So you have to live with them being around when you wanna talk about the game. I'm politely saying not my problem homie
Every game has these kinds of people, I don't see why I should care.
People really need to learn to report and ignore more.
But they don't
>He's always raging about Zero Suit Samus and saying that people only like her for porn when a lot of threads are gameplay focused even if porn ones pop up here and there.
Talking about how you want to frick Samus in her "cloaca birdpussy" is not game discussion. Why must you be dishonest?
Which is why they got deleted, Oni threads can stay up because nobody finds her appealing
They do get deleted often. Many times they don't even make it to 100 replies. The ones who really get the "killl on sight" treatment are Pragmata threads.
>Instead they get butthurt every time someone posts the steam chart.
I'm not going online just to make numbers go up.
Well that just sounds awful. Hopefully it didn't detuer others from trying it because Power Stone was some of the most fun I had with a party fighting game. But that could be nostalgia since I played it back decades ago.
No, it was alright but if the dev was smart it woulda had workshop so people could just add character they wanted to it.
Gamergate, election tourism and identity politics killed Ganker.
Recettear was organic, even the memes about capitalism was just natural.
Literally nobody plays onirism, so it's either the dev making the crossover memes with hatgirl and nobeta to try and force carol into this "accepted" status and make the game stick or the dev is commissioning people to make them.
It just doesn't add up how this game has literally noone playing it, the dev lies about playercounts to try and get people to "join the crowd" and we are seeing daily threads about it from the devs.
Like why Ganker? Why try to shill it here, for so long.
The plush tanked hard, noone wants that shit.
Noone is playing the game.
Try something else man.
>even the memes about capitalism was just natural.
You mean the meme pushed by Carpe Fulger?
>it's either the dev making the crossover memes
Shino isn't the dev, he's just a Ganker drawgay. He even does shit for Stardew Valley.
I've been posting on Ganker for a decade, I bought onirism when I saw the cute e-girl last year, I played 2 dozen hours or so and I sometimes post in the threads.
I'm not related to the devs in anyway, I'm not in the discord.
what a cutie
>Why try to shill it here, for so long.
ATF mods.
>It just doesn't add up how this game has literally noone playing it, the dev lies about playercounts to try and get people to "join the crowd" and we are seeing daily threads about it from the devs.
So Steam is lying now?
between 16k and 45k isn't bad at all for a charming third person indie shooter that evokes nostalgia for PS2 era action platformers.
If the plushie campaign and follower count are anything to go by, I highly doubt this game even broke 10K.
Just look at the poster above you. Plushies aren't for everyone.
yeah too bad those numbers are complete bullshit
steam's api doesn't supply that information or anything that can extrapolate it. the best you'll get is the concurrent playercount, which is abyssal in the case of onirism.
>the best you'll get is the concurrent playercount
You mean reviews since you have to own the game to leave a review, of which there are 400+.
>abyssal
abyssal, as in so low it's at the bottom of the fricking mariana trench.
dumb esl.
>doubling down
Yes anon.
16k players does not max at 30 on at once.
Especially when the other estimate """""claims""""" 40k people own it -when 2 others only say 16k- also saying that 51% of that 40k have played it, yet still only managed 30 people on at once.
Did they take fricking turns or something?
There are 10 times the reviews. How do you explain that?
I buy every shilled indie game on here. I encourage this behavior. Yes, I have bought Onirism. No, I haven't played it. And no, I will NOT buy an ad.
Same, contrary to popular belief Ganker has pretty good taste for indies. I
Is there a Carol rape mod where she's the one doing the rape
>posts on an anime website
>uses anime terminology daily
>hates anime
Perplexing behavior.
indeed
Some of us actually like dicky, redditgay.
I was hoping this is going to be a 'unny thread tbh
honestly it's hilarious that of the millions of regular Ganker users, he only got like 20 to actually play his game
>millions of regular Ganker users
Yea right. Post count disappeared so people don't realize it's the same 60 users same gayging all day
You can still see traffic coming to the site
it's not that big actually because 90% are bots
I wish. Then I could frick with them to output sexo.
But they do, all day long
Those are just people tired of poor moderation raging against the machine.
but the machine doesn't feel
Does not stop one from raging. They believe that the best way to rage here is to make more work for the machine. To overload it.
There are not enough organic being left and we don't have time travel
>bunch of machines trying to overload other machines by spamming SEXO all day long
>while generating traffic that make asiatic moot ever so slightly richer with each post
There is no human lefts
None of your are humans
I don't think traffic alone makes money. If it did, we wouldn't have had that "Ganker" era.
Why did he scrap Ganker?
Probably because it ended up pointless as it was done to help pull in advertisers and everyone made sure to post everything anti advertiser that they could.
Never should have dropped J-List. They were our friends in Japan after all.
>mr. advertiser, Ganker is not Ganker you heard so much about on TV, now plz gib shekels
are we ever going to find out what the FRICK her problem is?
I liked it but I am waiting till its actually finished before I touch it again
see you guys in 10 years
Even if I did play this game, which I haven't, I would not show up on Steam, because I pirate games unless they are multiplayer or Denuvo
Is the game finished yet?
dev just spams his shitty game on v instead of finishing it so no
I doubt it was the worst in terms of amount of threads/posts but the people capcom hired to shill dragon's dogma 2 pissed me off more than any others.
I don't mind indie devs shilling their games. In fact, I think they should do it more. The only reason I found out about corn kidz and cavern of dreams was from someone here mentioning them months after they both released, since the devs themselves did nothing to market their games. And I'm sure there are plenty of other games out there that I'd enjoy but I'll never hear about because the devs are too proud, stupid, or shy to shill their stuff.
Those Nickelodeon Smash Bros ripoffs, they were blatant as frick and funny enough the fricking second they released all conversation died out. Then the 'hype' started again when 2 was announced and again died out the second it released
That's simply because the people only care about roster gayging. Look at how much board space was for Smash threads before it came out compared to after.
The phag8s who were there at least made this, so it wasn't all bad
Frick, that was the funniest shit ever. I regret not downloading that poem mp3 too.
I can't believe Thaddeus thought he could actually get away with that shit. TWICE because I think someone proved that the same guy (99% Thaddeus) posted in Ganker and Ganker threads
Modern classic Ganker right there
Kek the sheer beatdown hundreds of people gave Thaddeus was legendary
Fricking glad the game withered and died
Multiversus too, I'm glad it got fricked. Every Smash and Smash game needs to die off
Designing a platform fighter based around smash is the fastest way to kill your game. Smashgays ONLY want to play smash and nothing else.
I wish someone would make a Power Stone clone for once.
Ubisoft. They're one of the strangest publishers/developers out there. They've got Bogdanoff money, enough to commit to opening an online store exclusively to service themselves but they shill like they're the oni guy because they're practically invisible outside of consoles. The most likely reason a person is to have a uplay account is to play uno or monopoly.
anyone who thinks major studios actually waste their time on this shitheap of a board should stay on /misc/ where you can sperg out about all the other insane conspiracies you believe in.
>Ganker is le heckin secret I am special cause I post there!
No one said that.
>nooooo I am totes mcgoats awesome cause I post on le heckin underground website!
You literally should have your internet privileges taken away
I never said anything of the sort but you are moronic so no wonder you have trouble reading.
Honestly I'd rather have shill threads for tiny indie devs than yet another thread b***hing about trannies or esg/dei/whatever the newest culture war bullshit is called
I've certainly bought and loved games from anons posting about obscure indie stuff. Even if it's from a dev It'd still be a more valuable thread to me than "bg3 is shitty woke trash thread #35000"
Never played Onirism, probably never will, but I'd rather see threads about it over yet another ass creed thread
Hold the fricking phone.
You made a separate thread just to seethe?
I don't have any problem with shilling when the dev is actually from here.
Hopefully the Pseudoregalia dev actually ends up finishing Bucket Hop now that he's found some success.
The devs of this game should be beaten to death for shitting up this board with their dead pedo game
Post address pedo
ur mom's house
3000 Flowers Rd S
Chamblee, GA 30341
Kill all pedophiles
Coffin of Andy and Leyley
Snoot Game. I feel like 100% of people who worked on that game have been on this board at some point talking about it.
Snoot Game was made by people on here. The lead dev literally calls himself CavemanAnon.
Your joke was so shitty I took it seriously.
The week Palworld came out was hell
borderlands.
Pedoism devs are fricking embarrassing and desperate. They keep the game running on their computer 24/7 so the player count doesn't reach zero kek
Honestly I'm more concerned about goblintards shitting up ATF than I am about them shitting up Ganker.
so...
10 year old, huh?
Yes.
>posting the edit
>those awful animations
christ
No no no so let me get this straight: This "Onirism" i've seen soo many times i filtered it from my Ganker front page, is in early access scam for 8+ years and still plays like a shitty ass Serious Sam carbon copy game for this whole time?
Such a kusoge the shills spend more time playing barbie dress-up with that 3dpd white goblin rather talking about the game itself? This, is beyond pathetic.
>inb4 you're seething!
No, im not, i just pity the frog dev but just a little since he keeps expanding the kitchen sink fantasy shit without improving the gameplay itself
>rather talking about the game itself? This, is beyond pathetic.
There are usually more posts about the game and gameplay than anything else in threads.
>without improving the gameplay itself
Also the gameplay has gone through many changes and improvements.
>Also the gameplay has gone through many changes and improvements.
Such as..?
Tightening up the movement, addition of first person, more mobility tools. More weapons and better gunplay.
>Tightening up the movement, addition of first person, more mobility tools. More weapons and better gunplay
Thats it?
Wow, beyond lazier than Yandere dev
>Thats it?
What other gameplay changes do you think should have been made?
finishing the game? it's obvious, isn't it, unless you're some sort of tendie that likes unfinished goyslop?
>goyslop
HE SAID THE WORD
That is not the word. The word is "grifter".
Drifter?
Grifter. With a G.
That's what they call me.
The game already has over 60 hours of content, I'd rather them not rush out the rest just to have it released.
>The game already has over 60 hours of mostly empty areas with shitty ass poorly animated weak ass enemies in it
>mostly empty areas with shitty ass poorly animated weak ass enemies in it
I don't know when you played it but it wasn't this way when I last played it.
>poorly animated weak ass enemies
lmao you'd get your shit pushed in by the brat bots on any difficulty above easy mode, little b***h.
>lmao you'd get your shit pushed in by the brat bots on any difficulty above easy mode, little b***h.
Everyone knows how 2 strafe even Zoomies aswell, moronbro
>just strafe
uh oh, someone's getting his shit pushed in BIG time haha
>beyond lazier than Yandere dev
I hope you're not implying that Yandere dev has made even one improvement to his game in the last five years
>Such as..?
Most importantly, the diamond dozen, standard crouch walk animation was replaced with a very cute crawl.
Headshot damage, first person and more movement options, they improved the game technically too, optimization and graphics.
it's been really cool watching the dev add more features and continue supporting the game. the giant mech sections are a treat, and implementing first person mode is godlike. not to mention we always appreciate more weapons and gameplay tweaks that help make Carol feel smooth and responsive.
Here's a game that gets threads pretty often.
The peak was nine years ago. After that, you get peak at 70 players in 2018 and then next highest is 10 payers in 2023.
e-girl games are carried by a small group of players on here, this isn't unique to any one e-girl game.
that's a twenty year old psp game anon
And it still gets semi regular threads. The point is the current players ratio to threads on Ganker.
You don't need to bother replying, literally nobody is getting fooled by this shit.
Highest peak here outside of launch is 16 players.
I'm not trying to fool anyone. I'm posting games that get regular threads here.
frogun does not get regular threads and the threads that do get propped up are immediately derailed about goblinism at the first or second post
>frogun does not get regular threads
Renata herself does because no one talks about the game, just her.
>Renata herself does because
You mean the same 2-3 images posted every time while the thread is flooded with goblinism?
>You mean the same 2-3 images posted every time
More than that.
You are disingenuous as frick, not even the other carol poster denies this.
I'm just saying that more than "2 or 3" images her her get posted, and I'm not talking about the C-team images.
>immediately derailed about goblinism
there's a good reason for that.
Another example. This one has the highest peak outside of release at 6 players back in 2023.
And how many daily threads does this game get?
A lot. There is at least one Beebz thread a day.
My God I didn't know it sold that little. Well sales estimates puts it at ~18k for Steam which isn't too bad I guess...
That's a spinoff you samehomosexual.
He's not me.
Your post's implication was that the spinoff had a comparable amount of threads to goblimism regardless.
You're being disingenuous and nobody's falling for it.
Yes, the character gets a comparable amount of threads.
Not even close. Occasionally a goblinBlack person will falseflag to have stealth threads to shill in when a janny does his job once and removes their incessant shilling, but other than that it's few and far between.
>Occasionally a goblinBlack person will falseflag to have stealth threads
You're so full of shit. There are a lot of threads that are just lewd art of her and someone asking for the video.
My ass. All I see day in and day out is the constant shilling from goblinBlack folk, several threads every day for years on end. I even see you homosexuals on cripplechan.
Sounds like you're going out of your way for that.
I'm not the one spamming 24/7 across sites. You and your lot are genuinely mentally ill.
You seek out threads to go into to get upset and complain. That's literally being mentally ill.
On occasion I'll hope in one of these threads to make sure newbies understand what's going on here. Seems like it's pretty unnecessary though, nobody falls for your shit.
But sure, keep shilling. Maybe after a few more years you'll hit 40 concurrent players.
>I'll hope in one of these threads to make sure newbies understand what's going on here
Oh, so you're a homosexual with a savior complex.
And you're a pathetic midwit trapping yourself in a hell of your own making. Doomed to make the same threads day after day for years on end, getting no closer to the pointless goal you dream of.
Utterly embarrassing. I'll leave you to it, see you next week.
>making onirism threads for all eternity
bruh, that sounds like heaven.
Goal? Are you projecting?
If it was up to me, threads would be filled with the few people who like the game and every new could frick off. I don't care about how much it sells or how many players it is has, I just want comfy threads to talk about it in.
Unlike you and the people like you who seethe that anyone talks about it.
>every one new
he's french, cut him some slack
>he gave up all pretense
lol
>mentions cripplechan
>but isn't going out of his way to see shit he doesn't like
?
you're quoting a different guy
>spams everywhere
>gets upset when people say you are a shilling Black person
>n-no u!
have a nice day
>calls one thread or organic mentions spam
>cries shill because how dare anyone like what I hate
>spams everywhere
not that non but other chans are dead as frick. I wouldn't really call it spamming.
have a nice day
So let me see if I have this correct.
This game has some of the best gameplay and most varied environments since the PS2 era but the only reason any of you play it is because you want to frick the literal child protag?
>only reason any of you play it is because you want to frick the literal child protag?
I play it because it's a neat game and has Zombies.
I don't have to buy a game shilled by an autist who may or may not be the dev himself in order to jerk off to Carol who isn't that attractive unless she's drawn in 2D.
I'll never play or buy this game, but I appreciate that it exists.
Maybe someday it'll be good and I will.
You will stare at her nose when fapping.
Working on it
Carol's nose is cute! And the little nose wiggle animation is charming!
extremely cute and based
I can't see her nose from behind.
The problem is it only attracts perverts but then it refuses to pander to the perverts. Even that pedo game Nobeta knew its audience and how to get money.
All games with little girl protags attract the same people.
Just wait for Pragmata to release.
pedos abandoned nobeta because there's nothing actually pedo about the game.
Nah, it's the only e-girl game that managed to keep decent numbers. Highest peak since "release" is 474 last year.
>e-girl game
It's not a e-girl game. You got scammed. Nobeta is a hag.
Her design is unquestionably e-girl.
Anon is mistaking "e-girl" for "actual child".
He doesn't yet know the joys of the e-girlbaba.
Do you think Shinobu isn't a e-girl because she's Kiss Shot?
You would be wrong.
pretty sure drawings are illegal in france.
Alright alright alright. Slow down and let me catch up here.
So you people are buying a kid's game with absolutely nothing sexual or even a little questionable actually in it so you can install porn mods and jack off of the canonically 10 year old main character getting fricked by all sorts of monsters? Is that what you're telling me?
No? What kind of monster would so such a thing?
i wonder if the dev of Onirism was taking notes during the Killer Bean reveal trailer. that shit was a treasure trove of ideas he could implement in Carol's game.
I sometimes see actual devs shilling their own games so some nameless indie title would be my answer. Having paid shills do it second-rate.
It would be fine if the girl wasn't so ugly.
It pisses me off Onirism looks like a good game, but people will know I'm into e-girls if I'll buy it.
You can private games as you buy them now so your friends never have to know.
>reeee she's not japanese
This has been debunked
>people hyper focus on the brat protagonist
>ignore the boobalicious enemies
The they/them pokemon clone game shills were annoying as frick. Also sad, you know shilling is going to be a thing for multiples games, either indies or aaa.
But there is nothing more pathetic than shilling a game here while being on the defensive and lashing out at any anon who claim that the game is shit. That they/them pokemon, the globinism dev and that fricked who keep posting the ugly latinas in hentai threads; all of them behave the same fricking way.
>they/them pokemon
what's this? only pokemon clone ive seen being shilled was palword and a they/them thing ive seen being shilled was that parappa clone, melody or something
Temtem
Blubblubblbu.
I am the strongest onirism shill. 95% of all onirism pics and webms come from me.
thank you for your service
its a shit ugly game that shills latched on to the other 'bratformer' girls to get attention, and the shills admit to being gay pederast shotacons spamming the slimeboy from the game
>slimeboy
you have my attention
Not slime. Bubblegum.
Onirism honestly has two massive features that make it worth playing.
>its a shit ugly game
What makes it a shit game? Explain. Talk about the mechanics if you can.
If the 200 plushies goal is met I will post the source of this.
alright so is the game actually fun? don't try to bullshit me.
Look at the amount of deflection ITT. There is no game, only circlejerking over an ugly e-girl.
It is fairly fun for a 3rd person shooter, but personally not fun enough to sink 200 hours like some anons claim to have done.
I'm just waiting for the next story update to come out.
If you like PS2 era games like Serious Sam then you might like it as the campaign is reminiscent of it.
Side modes are horde survival stuff, some even play like CoD Zombies with mystery boxes and Pack-a-Punch machines and wall buys and even easter egg stuff.
>CoD Zombies
>Pack-a-Punch
i'm sold. can you swap between first and third person in all the game modes?
You sure can.
Yes, there is a toggle in pause options menu.
Used to be that you had to use a mod for FPS.
Lob. Corp.
It genuinely turned me off the game for years, which is a shame because it's actually pretty fun.
Did her game not sell well or something? I haven't heard anything about a sequel.
GFB doesn't want to do more with it.
>make an actually good dickycore game with a marketable protagonist
>literally have nothing else going for you
>but have no qualms about being insufferable on Twitter, attempting to cancel JonTron (and failing) and publishing a literal LGBTQ game about child grooming
GFB deserve to fade into irrelevancy.
It did well. They made two DLC packs for it, the first wasn't great but the second was.
It's a wonder that it did so well though, the dev team had genuine communists and trannies that shoved their garbage in little corners of the game. They're probably to balme for the lack of a sequel.
>8000+ followers
>3+ week long campaign
>given a time extension out of pity
>STILL can't even get close to 200
>meanwhile other plushie campaigns hit their goal in under 2 hours
SAD!
Those look cute. where can I buy one?
8k followers is not that much, converting sales is hard and nuanced, I'm a big Onirism fan, I got the game, but I wouldn't buy a plushie, maybe it's not the right product for the audience.
Any mods that make her more anime stylized so she's cuter?
No.
Makeship. Less than a week left on the campaign.
>onirism fans barely exist but are also omnipresent enough to be literally everywhere at all times shilling their game
true
europoors games
From BG3, Ubisoft games to indies like disco elysium
Those are totally organic and genuine, unlike Onishit threads.
>2 threads? Good. Keep them both bumped. Be sure to mention the plushie.
I should've been in bed hours ago but onirism needs its strongest soldier shilling the game.
TUMMY!
Palworld release was legit the worst week on v I have ever witnessed. The most blatant and mass shilling I have ever seen, was fricking disgusting.
FOTM =/= shilling you moron.
If people talk about something, it's shilling. That's technically the meaning of the word. So if Ganker was being honest with themselves (they will never be) then Every Thread on the board that is talking about video games is shilling said video game.
>it's not shilling if it's a game I like!
It was pretty blatant, bro. As someone that had experience with the dev's other game already, I wouldn't be at all surprised if they contracted some bot farm.
Sorry but if you didn't see what a different beast Palworld shill was to the other FOTM shit then you either weren't here, have no eyes, or you are a palshill too.
the game was good tho
better designs than pokemon has had in over a decade
that game was an organic mega hit because GameFreak have been edging Pokémon fans for 15 years and Palworld capitalized on it with, what i'd argue, is a beautiful glimpse at what monster catching and battling sims could be like.
i've been saying for at least 4 years that Pokémon (or even Digimon, if Bamco cared) should take on some light Animal Crossing/Stardew Valley style life sim (and maybe even very light dating sim) elements that encourage you to live and RP in the world even after you've beaten the Elite 4–and it was incredibly vindicating to see Palworld take a crack at that and be rewarded with record breaking sales.
>30,000+ players
>but cannot convince even 1% to buy a plushie
>not even with 3 weeks of shilling
It seems that not everyone wants to buy a doll
It seems that you and/or your Discord shills grossly underestimate how unpopular Onirism really is.
It's true that merchandise won't ever sell as much as the source material, but at the bare minimum you would expect it to reach 1-10% of the actual game sales.
Sybil's plush sold 3800 and hit its goal in literally 24 minutes.
Rambley's plush is setting records right now at 17000+
>b-but muh furf-
Countless campaigns on Makeship hit the thousands range with little or no trouble, regardless if the character is anthro or not. My point is that the Carol shills are nothing more than an incredibly vocal minority akin to the type of cryptoshills you see on Ganker.
>how unpopular Onirism really is.
I want it to be unpopular enough that you frick off forever.
you have a troonycord, just talk there
Nice projection but I don't use discord.
This board is for video games. I know you want more twitter rage bait but it's not the purpose of the board.
Clearly wrong since everything you say is something those demographics would. You are trippin over yourself
The biggest irony about this game is that it coulda been good but the devs are too moronic so only gooners talk about it
I wouldn't know what they say because I don't use it, unlike you it seems.
>gooners
You talk like a twatter homosexual.
>I don't use it
Then why did you post a discord screencap?
Because the homosexual can't help but blatantly lie over and over again till he just resorts to nonsense
It's literally not my screencap. Why is Ganker so full of morons these days?
Edited to show that I basically buy anything with a little girl in it.
There are move but I don't feel like doing all of them.
I post in every thread with e-girl protags. You can call me a shill if you want, I really don't care.
>are more
The board is for video games, there isn't some arbitrary number of players a game needs to have a thread here.
Also, I'm 34.
>Also, I'm 34.
Post your government issued identification.
I'm not falling for doxxing myself.
>out left and right and the webms run out.
Are you saying that people posting gameplay webms are bad now?
I'm saying they aren't posting anything recent because nobody is playing because the game is moving at a snail's pace. Who the frick is gonna wait 5 more years for this shit to be finished? And that's if the dev's country doesn't go 4th world and the dev suddenly gets killed by a migrant or something.
>I'm saying they aren't posting anything recent
People are posting recent ones. The nuke and turrets are a recent addition to the game (that I haven't used myself yet, as you can see by me still having to update) so any with them are within the last month or so.
The game is actually updating faster now than it was in the past.
Probably because the dev finally stopped working off a dogshit pc that was probably 2 hours from catching on fire every time it ran this game.
Someone made a similar game with art from the power stone artist but he didn't get good artists for the custom parts so it ended up looking half decent and half ugly.
It also didn't have transformations or good items so it kinda was like an eh this is cool but lacking kinda game.
Stages also were meh
>these days
It keeps getting worse. You would think there is a rock bottom we could hit but no, there is no floor to this seemingly bottomless pit.
>Then why did you post a discord screencap?
Because this is an imagebaord and you can save images off it and repost them later?
What? Are you moronic?
You're definitely one of those people who see a reaction image of something they don't like and instantly have to point out "uhmm you just posted <thing I dont like>", not realizing the person on the other end is simply posting it for the reaction and not the source of it
>saving discord and twitter screencaps like a troony
kek
I didn't see him post a twitter screen cap though
>Nice projection but I don't use discord.
It all started with
Do you think that's my screenshot? Because I can assure you that it's not.
>state facts and logic that Carolgays are just an incredibly vocal minority of shills
>f-frick off
I accept your concession.
>b-but muh furf-
It's nice to you even your negative IQ can understand some things.
DON'T BELIEVE THEIR LIES
ONIRISM GAMEPLAY ISN'T REAL
IT'S ALL MOCKUPS ANIMATED IN BLENDER
IT'S NOT A REAL GAME
>school shooting map
Why are baguettes so based?
>man, all these onirim pics and webms look so different from each other. is the game really that varied?
NO!
NO IT'S NOT!
DON'T FALL FOR THEIR SCAM.
ONIRISM IS NOT A REAL GAME.
Fricking aimbots infesting even indies with no online yet.
why does it say put to sleep instead of something like KO'd? is it a translation thing?
The game takes place in a dream world so everything is based around that theme. Like the death match mode is called "Nap Match" instead. It's just theming.
ohhhh, okay cool, that makes sense thematically. thanks bros.
Bit of an inside joke on censorship and all.
Also the theme of the game is dreams and sleep.
Carol cannot sleep without her Bunbun.
As the name of the game implies, everything is taking place in a dream land so some things are references to dreaming/sleeping.
outfrickingskilled
ALART
PORN IN THE OTHER THREAD
AVERT YOUR EYES
onibros, I'm at my limit. You'll have to carry on shilling without me.
okay but what does onanism mean?
Coitus interruptus.
it's some stupid weebshit.
Onahole
"onani" means masturbation in Japanese. It comes from the the German word "ornanie/oranieren".
masturbation.
>OP calls the discord group out
>they raid the thread
lmao
trannies are pedos and pedos are trannies, WOW just about as surprising as the vaccine causing deaths
>replying to yourself
>replying to y-ACK
>everything is discord!
what the frick was it always this big?
no it was half that a week ago
You're a big guy.
This game was supposed to be done more than 2 years ago and it still doesn't even have online. Game has fun content but it's still shitty in a lot of ways. Also the pedo fanbase has ensured this game will stay below todd status even.
>the pedo fanbase has
I don't think what happens here on Ganker matters. We aren't the content pushers like we were back in 2005.
>online
For what purpose? They can't even manage double digits
So we can have Ganker rooms, duh
Wouldn't last long. Even the hat lobbies couldn't sustain themselves
I'm sure getting people together to play Zombies won't be hard.
>hat rooms
The fun was had.
You already have discord for erping like a homosexual, but you already knew that.
No one wants to ERP. Why are you such a homosexual?
>No one wa-ACK!
He's trying to keep up his pretend obliviousness act and hurting himself in his confusion
The mode is actually fun. It's the only fun thing about the game since the story mode is open world shit with minigames scattered around. The world hub is actually big as frick but that shit takes too fricking long to travel around.
The side mode shit starts out unlocked and is just fun to play for an hour or two and do something else. For most of the game also there were weird ass bugs on some story bosses that made them not fun to do.
Also these frickin homosexuals keep breaking game pad support in a game that needs it for co-op even off line. If it had online you can guarantee there would be rooms for the multiplayer shit. It's heavily reminiscent of old times when games actually had stuff to do for content.
the ABSOLUTE state of pedo pajeet coding
>even more unoptimized than a AAA game
No wonder why this game is such a fricking shitty meme.
Nobody plays it and it clearly shows how shitty the game is. It's like Bad Rats but its actually unfunny.
>>even more unoptimized than a AAA game
Based on file size?
Have you even played the game?
It's actually a pretty fun game and I don't even jerk off to it.
french "people" are fricking disgusting
this legendary thread
https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/609580440/
I don't understand the hate and pedo tag this game gets. I know you can mod in a bunch of e-girl sex shit, but can't you do that with Skyrim too? I just play the vanilla game
the frenchie dev advertised branded towels with pictures of an underage girl in a bikini on twitter.
ok? Do you mean the character from the game he made?
no, i mean his real actual daughter.
That's all OP, he just samegays the frick out of the threads to try and fool people into thinking more than one person gives a shit. Look at
, it's all normal discussion for the first hour or so until OP found the thread and started shitting himself with rage at the idea of anyone having fun.
holy shit why is this anon angry over a video game
post yfw you're not an oBlack personism shill being laughed at ITT
game is pathetic and tries to grift so hard
>it's impossible to post discord screenshots without actually using discord
>it's impossible to post blender screenshots without actually using blender
>it's impossible to post game screenshots without actually playing game
>it's impossible to shill game without actually selling this game
xD
uh oh melty
You might actually be a discord troony. Exact same passive aggressive tactics and language used by other shit-stirrers on other boards
Obviously he is, homosexual. Stop replying.
coping
>no u
>nuh uh
yeah you definitely are the target audience of this game since it failed to grab any real audience.
Devs probably make all the frick mods in house under an alias
>passive aggressive tactics and language used by other shit-stirrers
Can't tell if this is directed at goblingays or the anti-goblingays.
And you call them regular gameplay threads despite the fact they are obviously shilled?
i believe it's not the dev making the thread, it's probably a squad of homosexual underage discord community members that get together and keep it going
same as the touhou threads and the ff14 threads
why these homos don't just go to /vg/ or stay in their holes i don't know, these threads do nothing for anyone outside of their little circlejerk
Because they don't actually play the game. At first it looks legit, then you show interest in the game and suddenly defensive posts fly out left and right and the webms run out. Then you look into the update history of the game and it's kinda there but it's way too long, like years long more than 5 years of small stuff here and there. I strongly believe this game only has like 1 dev on it or something and it's graveyard status. Even the recent merch failed to reach it's cap so.
It's the little indie game that wants to be but just isn't.
Ok, answering your question and from what I remember:
Borderlands, easily (spamming the cover all over the board)
Black Ops Cold War ("blackpilled")
Battlefield (Dinosaurs, why don't you get a girlfriend)
Minecraft (Notch himself posting here, probably still is around)
Cosmic Break (somehow got the entire site to play it)
A lot of triple A games that I don't truly
remember except for the phrase "IS ANYBODY EXCITED FOR _____?"
As for Onirism, they've tried to post in gacha threads (Genshin, Blue Archive) and nobody gave a shit and instead shut them down. In fact I'm sure they don't even like e-girl to begin with, seeing how they spam fanart of the slime woman and that horrid Potionomics character.
Hat in time is better and is finished.
Hi-Fi Rush
FRICKING CROSSCODE
FRICKING SHUT THE FRICK UP ABOUT CROSSCODE
HATE THAT GAME
but cross code only did poorly because of bad advertisement and it's a hidden gem! The 6-hour commentary on youtube said so.
It's honestly hard to tell, it's so rampant now. I didn't use filters before but now my list is longer than long cat
every gearbox games since borderlands 2
I'm fine with the game but honestly it's horribly optimized
Last time I played my fricking 6600XT was screaming for help and graphics settings weren't even maxed out, it's stupid
Wait a second, this is also a shill thread...
Nah they just that desperate, this thread is mostly shitting on the game (rightfully) for being forever early access trash.
Game was supposed to be "done" 2 years ago
>puts "all fields" in the name field
>thus he didnt put sage in the name field
>thus sage doesnt go in all fields
Shake my head...
All threads are shill threads. Talking about a product is shilling.
I wouldn't say most, but it's extremely blatant with some indie furgay games as well, like pseudoregalia, or that big catch game. Too obvious.
Signalis. This "game" looks like some walking sim movie-game with homosexual shit sprinkled all over.
I remembre the time there was 31 homies playing in unison
I remembeer
It's been a long time but the borderlands 2 shilling was fricking insane
I love how I just knew he was here.
i was here for the Borderlands 1 shilling, still sticks out the most in my mind
At least that game was pretty good.
BL1 was a decent game, I don't think it's unbelievable that people would talk about it.
Shartyparty doesn't send their best
any Ninja Theory game
Forspoken
Stop trying to give trannies gender bender anime. Take it back from them instead.
What is wrong with you morons.
They can't. Every pol election tourist is completely mindbroken. Lost generation
>gender bender anime
let's use real terms here.
it's called tsf aka transsexual fantasy, lil zoomoid
>troony knows all the specific troony words
list all the LGBTQWERTY words for me now anon
>nooo i want more anime about men taking meds and turning into girls!!!
have a nice day
>zoomshit newBlack person exposes himself as a genuine zoomoid
pottery
>he's too scared to reply to me directly
LMAO