What's the most prep time you've ever put into a boss?
Did it work?
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What's the most prep time you've ever put into a boss? Did it work?
Back in the day on code Veronica I got on the plane without sorting out my inventory. I only had the knife, 8 pistol bullets, and grenades without the grenade launcher. It took me fricking hours to beat that tyrant with my knife, the only save I had otherwise was like 5 hours prior.
A lot of people had a bad experience with that, but there’s also a great example of why you make multiple overlapping save files for any game you play.
Well shit I must've been like 14 or something, it was the first time it happened in my life
Wait, I always thought the horror stories I heard about that fight was because people wasted all their ammo before him. Are you telling me there's a save room without an inventory box before that boss?
Worse, you're stuck on a plane with no way to backtrack. You can access an item box though.
no, that is a made up story from a poser moron. There is an item box on the plane and the only way to run out of ammo before facing that boss is to not look for ammo at all or shoot half of it into the wall. The "horror stories" are poser memes, especially when the fricking gas grenades exist.
I assume you didnt play on Dreamcast because no, there was no item box on that plane.
There wasn't any item box on the plane, the guy saying there was is a moron who's probably underage.
>forget the fire extinguisher
>don't bring enough ammo for Tyrant
CV was a cruel game.
I unironically had like +2000 ammo/arrows halfway through the game on my first playthrough. The only RE where I feel a lack of resources is maybe the start of RE1 hard mode REmake.
The CV knife was insanely powerful so I saved tons of Handgun ammo, but I was a dumbass and used all the fun ammo on Bandersnatches and other monsters.
When I fought that boss I thought the only way to damage him was to hit him with the box pusher, so in preparation I put all my weapons in storage and filled my inventory with healing items. I spent the entire fight hitting him with the box pusher and healing myself, I eventually beat him but I quit the game soon after because I was stuck in the arctic with no guns. I felt so moronic later when I learned you could damage him the normal way.
I remember raging so hard at that game I printed out the entire walkthrough from gamefaqs.
is obito gonna have to choke a b***h?
lmao
>Konan got to get choked out by THIS
She's a lucky lady.
if it wasn't for the fact he can easily replace lost limbs. her taking his arm and eye would have at least counted for something.
Regenerating villains are always terrible.
Obito is no exception.
This guy was the worst of them. I swear to god Inuyasha cuts him so hard that he's just half a floating head and he's like "you weakling."
I dislike Inuyasha as a series even tho i actually like the main cast
Its just so fricking stupid
It is one of those series people follow for the tone and the aesthetic.
Some of those earlier episodes had truly wonderful horror themes. I remember being so scared as a kid watching some of them.
>bees that were added just to nerf Miroku.
That was the dumbest and funniest shit I've seen.
I only watched it for bandage man.
please explain this image
That's Rurouni Kenshin.
I didn't realize these two were separate shows, are they worth watching?
Yes, I tend to blend shows of this time together. Damn hard to find a clip nowadays. This'll have to do. Spoilers, of course.
?t=477
don't you fricking dare speak of Rurouni Kenshin on the same breath as the rest of this shounen garbage
Ruroni Kenshin is just Inuyasha but good
oh yeah wheres the schoolgirl in a short skirt? I thought so
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm18677386
>Bee spam
>Barrier spam
>Brainwash spam
>Fake castle spam
>Doppelganger spam
>Regenerates when actually hurt
>Runs away like a pussy for the entire story
>Incarnates hot not-pussy versions of himself to go frick up the main cast
Possible the biggest pussy of a villain ever put to screen, I don't think its even close. Naraku acts like a child or a power gamer that just makes up new shit on the fly. Every time someone beats him they didn't really beat him, one of his moronic gimmicks kicks in, or he makes up some new bullshit. God even the sight of this white baboon suit makes me mad, what a nig.
>entire gimmick is he's a spider
>wears babboon coat
I never understood this
His entire gimmick is being a man made of demons.
If a character lose a limb in an anime is 99% with the ability of regenerating it. Exceptions are flashbacks maybe... (Villain Shanks is going to regenerate the arm)
>Regenerating villains are always terrible.
not worse then reviving villans/heros
that's the about anime. It's non-committal. He would'nt have lost a limb if he couldn't regenerate it.
>killed your mom and dad
>destroyed your village
>tortured and manipulated your gay lover
>"He's the coolest guy!"
Naruto is moronic
that was a bad translation. He said the version of obito who wanted to be hokage was the coolest version of him
>did whatever the frick he wanted
>almost got away with it
>if it wasn't for these meddling kids
Naruto had reason to look up to him, in a different light every means would have been justified.
>started the akatsuki, and throwed them at mercenary work for war against other villages
>throwed the Kyuubi on Konoha to kill hundreds
>killed the 4th hokage and his wife
>tossed a baby into the ceiling with a bomb atached to it
>helped in the uchiha massacre
>started a world war using necromancy and human sacrifice to make soldiers
>basically got a finger, or an entire hand behind EVERYTHING bad that happened in the entire series
>???
>"B-but the girl I liked as a kid died, I'm in hell, jigoku ni aru, mentally speaking, for real"
>completely forgiven
Danzo was the one who turned akatsuki from people who wanted to keep the peace and end wars to what they ended up becoming by pulling a false flag attack towards Hanzo, which means this is the third and second hokages fault.
really vindicates the 2nds opinion on the uchiha when you really think about it. Almost all the big problems seem to stem from them.
I had made like, over a dozen runs of Sengoku Rance and the only thing left after years of playing and replaying it, the one thing I had never done, was to kill Orochi.
So I made a run with no goals other than to frick up the big snek. I focused on leveling all the best units for commander battles. I think I got both Rance and the other gay close to the Lv99 cap.
I had attempted this before and I knew it was hard. But when I went this much preparation, it wasn't even hard at all. I mean, it still killed a bunch of characters but Rance and the little gay hit it a bunch of times, I threw some heals and it fell over. It was super anti-climatic.
Konan is hot.
she's the hottest naruto woman
Isn't she like 40?
Tsunade is like 80 years old I would frick her brains out in the hokage desk.
Tsunade's special power is longevity. Konan is a nearing middle-aged woman using paper to make herself look younger.
And I would frick both at the same time.
That had to be mistranslated right? 600 Billion is an absolutely moronic number
It's shounen dude, it's always over the top.
>That had to be mistranslated right? 600 Billion is an absolutely moronic number
it's not too unbelievable when there exists the ability to make millions of shadow-clones of yourself
Go live in a 1st world country with several trillion in currency under its belt, poorgay.
she knew she was up against uchiha bullshitry, she had to go all out, and even then that shit wasnt enough
I mean she controls paper so I think she can just make these tags at will
Standard chunni shounenshit
She didn't write out the symbols for each one, just made a bunch of copies.
She can pretty much create paper out of thin air so maybe each morning she transferred like 1/4 of her energy into shitting out 100 bombs and then stored em somewhere idk
I mean Sakura and Tsunade were able to bank excess chakra for later themselves as well. Naruto could in a way with his sage chakra clones. I don't think it's that farfetched
Okay now divide 600billion by ten. That's right it would take her 600 thousand days to make all those bombs at your rate.
Then it wasn't at that rate, dumbass.
you're the one who suggest it you idiot!
That wasn't me tho
I mean, she made an entire ocean out of paper. I don't know how many paper tags that would take, but billions is probably somewhere in the answer.
just make self replicating bombs and you'll get a crazy number pretty fast
If you copy paste a character in a text editor and then keep copy pasting the result of the previous copy paste, you'll reach 600 billion characters in about 39 copy pastes.
It's really not that big
>woooow number so big mistranslation????
just kys zoomer
>600 Billion is an absolutely moronic number
That's around how much you print every week to keep the economy from imploding actually. It's a totally relatable number.
Sometimes people bluff, you know.
>absolutely moronic
Naruto
Oy vey!
Cool it with the antisemitism.
make one, photocopy it, boom you have two, photocopy both, you are now with four, so on and so on. 1 billion is 2 power of 30, so this is basically 5 minutes of prepwork
Now stop assuming photo copies are instant and stop assuming you have an infinite number of photo copiers.
I assumed I was on Ganker not on /poorgays/
tone down the antisemitism
I really fricking hate neo-nazis
My sword is 13km long
>he still lied even during that
one of the best fights in naruto, shame obito only got less intimidating from here on
Probably vanilla BL2 when I was trying to solo that 'the invincible' boss that's supposed to be done with 4 people or something
I did a lot of farming for good gear to beat him
How does she die
b***h gets choked out
Impaled by Obito's rod
God I wish I could be impaled by his rod. Men vs. women fights are so arousing.
let my wife go!
unironically got ACK'd
Boss Level Enemey she is fighting has an ability to turn intangible, so she just keeps blowing shit up until his intangibility runs out.
Then it turns out he also has the ability to rewrite reality and make himself literally immortal for even longer, by sacrificing an eye that he pretended he didn't have.
Within the Naruto world, as low as the standard is, Obito is probably the worst antagonist in the series because of how utterly ridiculous his entire character is.
Now THAT'S a fricking asspull and a half. I remember when people said the arrancar order was an asspull, like who cares?
That's because Bleach is shittier in general than Naruto so it gets criticized moee
Keep coping Naruhomosexual, that's why Bleach is dominating with its anime while Burrito is a catastrophic failure.
People had an issue with the arrancar numbers? It was never anything more than a basic guideline anyway it's not a big deal.
Edgy Red eyes have various abilities to "re-write" reality because they control perception. Don't get why people get mad at it, they're literally god eyes.
The only thing Obito character did badly was openly declaring war which ended up uniting the kages. Ninjas were supposed to be about subterfuge and this guy failed spectacularly.
It's not like it takes a super long time but in Outward, setting up a bunch of craftable trip-wire traps takes care of most dangerous enemies.
Malenia, tried everything. Magic at a distance, heavy weapons to stagger the b***h, no shield no armor to optimize the invincibility frames...
And in the end after many tries I just summoned a fat green hulk guy with a colossal weapon and she died. I even used she moonlight great sword and spammed it to help him, it was cheap yeah. Frick that b***h.
My friend went full bleed for malenia.
Then we discovered that the seamless coop mod gives everything 3x the hp so we were basically NG++
I ended up getting that bug where if you get bleed/frostbite to proc as the last hit of phase 1 she'll start phase 2 with one HP. Had a quick internal battle with myself on whether to just finish her off or retry and do it legit, but I was on try 150ish by that point and just wanted to get it done.
I have too much ADD to do any amount of prep work
usually I just run at the boss for hours upon hours until I get it right
this guy on Chaos NG, it worked but I still see his attack patterns and still the hear soldier activation sounds in my sleep.
I need to play Graces gain. Had so much fun with Asbel's moveset that I didn't try any other characters.
farming 6 yagyu blades to kill yiazmat
i once tried to beat the Gen 2 Elite Four with only a single Unknown, but even at level 100 it couldn't do it
So in the end i just ended up defeating them all first try with my normal team of ~level 30 pokemon
>didn't use a team of unown spelling out Black person
ngmi
i know, im sorry
for what its worth i was 8 at the time and didn't know that word yet because i hadn't read Huckleberry Finn
this motherfricker right here
I was rushing at the end of this game so I was horribly underleveled when I did this battle and his AI made the perfect plays the whole time. Took a while to beat it because of that. Ironically was harder than anything afterward in the series for me.
same. The only fight harder for me was pic related. Kinda have to give props for them actually following through with making him as powerful as everyone kept saying he was
I legit went oh frick when I realised they were gonna make me fight him.
Prep time? I just go in balls deep and hope I come out with my dick intact.
This is what happens to me
>hear about a boss being ball-bustingly hard
>"shit i should prepare for them, save them for last, finish my build, etc.
>get there
>nah lets just try it since we're here
The best part is when you almost beat something and then you keep trying over and over because you know you can do it because that one attempt was so close.
Veeshan's Peak, Sleeper's Tomb, Vex Thal, Sanctus Seru
Some of these took literal months of preparation just to get into the fricking zone, then months longer to get weapons that could hurt the boss/certain npcs (I don't mean as in 'they did very little damage, I mean in the old AD&D its not a magical weapon the thing is not hurt sense) to say nothing for other shit. There are tons of other bosses and trash in the way, some of which can directly summon you to them, death touch and other fun shit.. The environment of the game was amazing, but some things were incredibly punishing and tedious.
How and why?
To kill the big bad who controlled the person who everybody thought was the big bad but actually this big bad is also being controlled by the real big bad who isn't actually the real big bad but manipulated by the REAL real big bad who is the big bad who is also an alien from space.
This particular big bad she's talking to though has a magic eye that lets him phase out of exsistance (but actually it's more like a teleport into a different realm) which he can only use for a certain amount of time so she plans on creating an explosion lasting long enough to kill him through his ability
But it turns out that he has ANOTHER special magic eye abiltiy that lets him change reality so he survives and kills her so he can claim someone elses special magical eye that she's guarding and put it in his own eye socket for more magical special eye powers
ahh gotcha, makes sense
Sharingan asspulls were the most dumb things in Naruto. What was the thing called that allowed zombie Itachi win against Kabuto?
Golden Experience Requiem
Well you’re not far off
Izanami
It's an infinite genjutsu (mind control) that lasts untill the person in it accepts his place in the world aka stop being evil
A technique that was invented because the Uchiha kept spamming Izanagi (LITERALLY OVERWRITES REALITY) which caused them to go blind
Oh and Izanami also costs an eye, so the technique invented to stop people going blind also causes you to go blind
Sometimes i wonder what Kishimoto was smoking when writing this shit
>Oh and Izanami also costs an eye, so the technique invented to stop people going blind also causes you to go blind
At least it makes sense
Izanagi is a selfish sacrifice to force your will on the world to get what you want.
Inanami is a selfless sacrifice to bring those lost to power back to some form of level headedness and clearity.
I actually thematically really like Izanami, but Izanagi is so ridiculously bullshit it ends up feeling like a cope.
Izanami, but tbh Zombie Itachi would have bodied him anyways, he lost to Sasuke on purpose AND he was debuffed due to aids, while Edo Tensei constructs are immortal, regenerate and have endless energy
That sounds like pure dogshit. Glad I never invested time into this show.
You never watched Naruto? I watched it until it went full filler mode to compensate for the timeskip.
>suddenly remembers filler hell back in the day
>was in high school
>fricking 2 years of filler
>show finally comes back with Shippuden
>show barely moves an inch in plot
>more filler
>like a fool I still watched them
There were so many signs pointing me to read the fricking manga but I continued to ignore them until after the 2 immortals arc. I sure do miss those days.
I was already wavering with the two fat thunder bros arc, but when there was an episode about hamburgers I quit. And I quit so hard I never enjoyed Naruto again.
imagine watching naruto past the Lee vs Gaara fight.
>full filler mode
When it was airing on Toonami I wasn't aware of what Filler was so I watched every episode. Still have a soft spot for some of the filler arcs, they give the story time to breath
Yo, how can you say that while posting DBZ, a.k.a, the reason why power level ruining everything?
>Yo, how can you say that while posting DBZ, a.k.a, the reason why power level ruining everything?
Power levels existed in anime before Dragon Ball, and when Dragon Ball used them it was making fun of them. Only moronic burgers and hispanics took them at all seriously.
>Raditz shows uup
>"Heh, this guy has a power level of 300, how pathetic"
>First real fight has him shitting his pants over how everyone is able to power up and all the numbers are fricking meaningless
>Bejita and Nappa show up
>Bejita tells Nappa "Bro, power levels mean nothing, drop the scouter", literally only uses it to know when Goku is gonna show up
>Go to Namek
>Scouters are literally a handicap AND power levels still mean frick all
>dropped from the franchise after this point
>b-buh muh powerscaling
Never mattered. Oh, we time travelled so now the Jinzouningen have to deal with 3 Super Saiyajins and the entire rest of the cast! Whoops, they're way stronger, lol sorry.
The best part is the Boo arc, where every single fight except the last one has at least one participant not taking it seriously, so the concept of "power scaling" is completely meaningless.
>thinking powerlevels were treated sooper srsly in DB
thanks for proving you never read it, homosexual
your kinda wrong that it doesn't "matter", because it's always served a purpose to convey relative strength between characters to the viewer
this also allowed good guys getting powerboosts come across like a big deal, so it all had served a good purpose for the story, as well as driving home that random character A cannot just randomly beat up the far stronger villain because shut up
(which is the part salty homosexuals like Plague are upset about, when shitterlord Tien who's best win is against fricking Yamcha can't just beat everybody under the sun)
but the thing is, DB always did this, it just didn't name it powerlevels until Saiyan saga
>your kinda wrong that it doesn't "matter", because it's always served a purpose to convey relative strength between characters to the viewer
No they didn't. The numbers meant nothing.
What conveys the "relative strength" had been there since Goku fought Yamucha- who gets more fricked up and who is more confident. That's it.
morons like you and that other anon focus too much on "muh powers", morons here cry about power scaling because they can only view and consume media through some gay lens of "How strong is X, can he beat Y" like you're lobotomized pigs trying to figure out which slop tastes better.
The stronger guy in a fight in Dragon Ball, Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, etc., has frick all to do with "muh feats" or "muh power scaling", it's all to do with what the writer feels like doing. Maybe Goku will be hungry and lose, maybe Naruto will have a tard rage moment and win a fight he logically shouldn't.
>PlagueofTrannies seething about muh powerscaling
Hi Plague, having a narrative justification for why a hero can beat the villain is what you're shitting yourself and crying about when you dilate out "powerscaling".
You're literally upset at there being a reason for why something happens, aka you're a catastrophically stupid motherfricker.
Did you think that “the creator decides who wins” was a point that needed to made? Obviously the one who makes the manga decides.
>To kill the big bad who controlled the person who everybody thought was the big bad but actually this big bad is also being controlled by the real big bad who isn't actually the real big bad but manipulated by the REAL real big bad who is the big bad who is also an alien from space.
apparently I judged FF4 too harshly. what the frick is wrong with Japanese writers?
You try living like this for 20 years in a row and you'll think shit like that makes perfect sense too.
>first day only has breakfast
Wtf
I'm looking to drop maybe 40 kg, this is going to be my new diet. Just being a mangaka. Eating a small meal and then working for fricking 32 hours.
You have no idea how the human body works.
At this point I can't tell, would having normal work life balance make manga suck from the creator being less schizo, or improve it from them actually getting time to rest and find new ideas
For kishi, he got different editors after the Pain arc and the quality and ton took a tremendous change. His first editors fricking saved his series btw. They came up with 80% of the story and original naruto was going to be about a talking fox would could turn into a human and have a bunch of animal teachers training him. This series was going to be a furry series, let that sink in.
>if the editors hadn't intervened, Naruto could have been the series to push furries into the mainstream
That sounds pretty cool, actually, and it would explain why Naruto is a permanent outsider. Shit, that would've saved the franchise.
NTA but if I recall, the entire world were furries. Hiruzen was an actual monkey etc
Now it got kind of dumb again but it explains the frog sage and killer bee shit.
You know, in regards to furries in anime, it feels like Beastars is the only one that even tried and that was good, if seriously off-putting at moments.
It will forever weird me out the fact the Beastars mangaka is the daughter of the Baki mangaka
Like, wtf is that household?
In the pilot(basically the midway point between the furry shit and actual Naruto) Naruto was Kurama's kid and was discriminated because Kurama attacked the village like in canon but was defeated by a group of 6 ninjas, 5 of which died with the only survivor, basically proto-Hiruzen, taking pity on Naruto and letting him live in the village despite the destruction his dad caused
>Naruto could have been fricking based instead of cringe chuni shonen shit
Go frick yourself furry Naruto would have been fricking amazing gas all editors
The editors are why neji, choji, lee and kiba did nothing after Sasuke retriveal arc, he wanted to kill them off but they didn't want to do that
Overworked and making it up as they go, shonen mangakas especially so considering they have to pump out a chapter a week, its why Tite Kubo's hands got fricked up while making Bleach and why Eichiro Oda had to be forced to take breaks before One Piece's Wano arc
Iirc Kishimoto didn't have his honeymoon until after Naruto was finished
Wait, is that why the Wano arc is notably much worse than the previous arcs? Quick, overwork him again.
>Pein is the leader of the Akatsuki
>Obito is Pein's mentor and manipulator who is using the Akatsuki for his own ends and Konan, Pein's best friend, tries to stop him.
>Madara is Obito's mentor and manipulator who groomed Obito to complete his plans after his death and to bring him back to life. The two of them are actually opposed despite their similar goals, Obito is forced to work for him.
>Zetsu is the master manipulator who fooled Madara into his plans to resurrect his mother (who he also seems to control because he tries ordering her around and she seems emotionless most of the time)
>Kaguya is an ancient god who was sealed away and hates everyone for 'stealing' her chakra and using it. Wants to come back and 'take back' her chakra (kill everyone)
Zetsu -> Madara -> Obito -> Pein
If we assume that she had been planning for this fight for 30 days with no rest, then she would have needed to make 231,481.48 per second.
Running the palaces from start to finish over and over again in Persona 5 up until the last possible day of the narrative deadlines is about the most grindy I've been towards vidya bosses.
I would be over leveled enough to where I didn't need to worry about getting tripped up by the bullshit techniques JRPG bosses tend to employ. Always worth it, imo.
Anon, I-
Wouldn't Obito fall to the core of the planet if he couldn't take form while he was in free fall?
I mean, how does Obito even go up from slipping past the floor? He did this in his fight against Naruto and Bee now that I think of it. What are the rules?
Pokemon Infinite Fusion Nuzlocke. I had half my team die to the triple Palkia+Dialga+Giratina fusion, so Ihand to grind three low level fusions to take to the final boss.
In the end they didnt even get to come out lol
naruto-arena.net
I might have been the reason that Anko was reworked twice way back when.
holy shit this is still up?
Yes and no. The original is dead, but theres a downloadable client made by some hispanics that works. I play it from time to time still
>made by some spics
Why am I not surprised. Biggest weeb nation outside of Japan.
Fire Emblem Conquest I guess, you're doing long term preparations throughout the entire game to obtain the right combination of skills, classes, and items to make the final boss easier.
I hate Sharingan because of these shitty asspulls
Total Uchiha death
Neji did nothing wrong
so glad she kept the short hair post-timeskip, just exudes sex
They did a timeskip for Bort? Is Naruto an old man now?
The Seventh Hokage is dead, Boruto.
>They did a timeskip for Bort?
ye, he looks ok I guess
holy shit this is trash! lmao
That's what he looked like on page 1 of Boruto.
people were shitting all over Nardo's post-timeskip design when it first got announced too, it's nothing new
I don't remember that, his design was largely the same except black where the blue was.
the first chapter of bort adventures was older boruto being an "evil guy" attacking konoha in medias res. the reason for the timeskip was that boruto was literally retconned to be the "evil guy."
is boruto supposed to be le bad guy now?
In case you didn't keep up with the manga, Naruto and Boruto saved some kid named Kawaki with the same potential as Boruto to become a vessel for an alien (same race as Kaguya from the OG series) for them to reincarnate in.
Kawaki becomes crazy obsessed with Naruto and wants to literally become his son, so with the help of another new character with another bullshit power (she can make everyone fall in love with her, rendering them unable to refuse her or even attack her, Boruto and Kawaki are immune because they're already half aliens), they somehow rewrite reality so Boruto and Kawaki switch roles (so Kawaki is seen as Naruto's son, and Boruto is the outsider that Naruto took in), so after Kawaki sealed Naruto and Hinata in some timeless dimension, he framed Boruto as the traitor outsider who killed the Hokage and his wife.
Boruto had to run away from the village with the help of Sasuke, who Sarada convinced in tears as she awakened her mangekyo shariongan, they both became an outlaw, then the timeskip happens.
>kawaki gays went on and on about how boruto sucks but kawaki is actually the one good part of the story
Lol lmao even
>as she awakened her mangekyo shariongan
Who did she kill? chocho?
No one, she was just really sad that Boruto got fricked over by Kawaki that it awakened her mangekyo.
Also forgot to mention that Sarada and another girl is immune to Boruto and Kawaki's reality swap, with the prevailing theory is that because both are in love with Boruto, because that's the only common thing between them.
>No one, she was just really sad that Boruto got fricked over by Kawaki that it awakened her mangekyo.
Isn't it more the fact she really cared for naruto and she thinks he's actually dead?
Because she awakened it while pleading for Sasuke to help Boruto, not when they told her that Naruto was killed by Boruto.
You’re not making that up? That’s what happens? I’m guessing Boruto is just not about ninja at all
Christ and I thought Super was moronic
>so after Kawaki sealed Naruto and Hinata in some timeless dimension, he framed Boruto as the traitor outsider who killed the Hokage and his wife.
But wasn't he obsessed with Naruto? Why did he do it?
Kawaki wants to kill Boruto because he's possessed by an ayylmao and in his mind all ayylmaos are a danger to Naruto.
Naruto obviously doesn't want Boruto to get killed, so Kawaki's solution was to seal Naruto so he won't get in the way, kill Boruto then release Naruto later hoping he'll eventually understand why he had to do it to save his life.
That's just Bayo 2.
Naruto got BETRAYED and TRAPPED in Kawakis pocked dimmension
Boruto somehow manages to be shittier than shippuden. How it's still going is beyond me. who watches/reads this trash?
A lot of people apparently, it still gets to near the top of the charts while every other series is in their final arc
>. How it's still going is beyond me.
It's been on hiatus since march because of the low view/reader count
Nah its because of the timeskip
why do you think it got a timeskip dumbfrick. Though it did give us the minato one shot that was really cool.
Naruto took a year long break between Parts 1 and 2 moron.
What
>Plague
Don't know, don't care.
Power levels or power scaling have never, and will never matter. In every manga they only exist to subvert how powerful one character is by having them hype themselves up only to job, or they exist explicitly to make fun of morons like you (like in One Piece).
FACT
>Dragon Ball completely disregards these concepts and every fight is decided purely by what comes out of Toriyama's ass
FACT
>Naruto uses asspulls in its fights constantly, there are about two fights in the whole franchise that can be described as "tactically interesting"
FACT
>Kinnikuman, one of the originators of power levels conceptually, literally only uses them to go "I HAVE 10 MILLION POWER AND YOU HAVE 1 MILLION POWER" and then the 10 million guy loses
World peace was the worst thing to happen to Naruto. I’d much rather watch more magic ninja politics than superhuman ninjas hunting magical space aliens
I farmed in persona 3 to get chakra ring and armaggedon spell so I could drop on nyx for lulz
It could take less time if I killed reaper because I didn't know about secret floor
Aren't these things are pieces of paper? 600 billion of them would be like all forests on earth where did anime character got so much paper?
she just paid Yamato in blowjobs so he could magic up the wood for her
how did obito survive
he used izanagi to negate it
an asspull, ofc
eyehax
By using another eye hax that Kishi totally didn't pull out of his ass that somehow even more broken than Obito's current eye hax.
wasnt this after the danzo fight? i swear he used izanagi against sasuke at one point
Konan won.
Obito was a cuck.
I don't know if this is considered prep time but i do save as many items as i can until the and of a game.
Holy shit, the guy who drew Skullgirls did this?
Damn. He's kinda based. I assume he was the fun one while the devs were the ones who got b***hed up and censored the game?
after kicking the original staff out
Good stuff spotted
this is really hot, but i'm not a fan of the belly button being covered. top left has the right idea
He got kicked out a long time ago.
Yeah game went to trash afterwards
yes, he has a patreon also does a decent amount of porn.
he also has a ton of cute OCs
Neat. I'll def look into him. I love exaggerated and stylized body types so this is really doin' it for me.
some of his stuff are on his twitter and some of it are on sadpanda.
else we need to rely on patreon leaks which kemono has.
how much of his stuff do you have? can you MEGA it? nitter no longer works for looking at LEWDS ever since Elon did the "X" update.
Is this her getting replaced by the homosexual furry?
This ks dine by every player
ANON!?
STROKE??
I power leveled to 80 in Bloodborne because Vicar Amelia oneshotted me on my first attempt. Now the entire game is trivial
I spent like 20 hours grinding roles and rank 3 skills in ssg, after getting brutally obliterated by the firebringer prime. It barely worked, since i crippled myself by trying to do a 4-protagonists clear, but It was nonetheless a good way to finish leonard's storyline.
Lets not ignore the fact that Gara's dad talked the whole village into giving him their gold to power up his jutsu, putting everyone into poverty only to job and die off screen.
What happened to the gold
The Senjews
Every group that isn't Uchiha got fricked over so comically bad
Bro the Uchiha line are all fricking dead besides some shitty clones and a girl who'll marry into another family
What fricked over the dog and the insect clan?
Isn't the dog clan guy fricking a cat lady? That's pretty bad for their reputation
Dogs always chase cats though.
2 months, I think.
No, actually. I did everything perfectly but I still lost. One of my big regrets in life. I often wonder what would happen if I went back to try again now 10 years later, but I just don't want to go back to it.
>Comes up with some bullshit technique at the last second to win the battle
Ultima weapon in ff8
Lmao
Him and Emerald in 7 still need a revenging by me
After getting completely stopped by him the first time I spent the whole of the next playthrough of RE0 preparing for the stupid fricking bat boss
I’m currently stuck there I’m so fricking mad
I dropped the game after I moved all my stuff to the basement before realizing I'd need to go back and now there are tons of zombies in between and I don't want to waste ammo killing them so I can move my stuff back
shit game
pretty much all of smt nocturn, iv, ect, is this. I remember one fiend, I spent a while setting up a team and skill sets to drain all its mp, then tetrakarn its leftover phys attacks, and really just for fun because it was a longer fight than needed.
maybe like one hour for the final boss of Octopath Traveler. I usually would just keep retrying a hard boss like that only making minor changes and without devising any real strategy besides do as much damage in as short a time as possible but since each try of the boss required going through a 5-10 minute boss rush beforehand I instead decided to get a few levels on my characters so that they would match my main character while trying to think of better party/class compositions and I ended up winning in my 3rd try. It was very fun
This motherfricker took me an entire week of grinding my party to level 99, retiring them all and level them back to level 99, grinding grimoire stones to compensate the flaws in my party and then hope and pray I have enough damage and don't get fricked by rng.
No, I will not fight Ur-Devil. My party is literally incapable of dealing enough damage and changing my party would feel like cheating.
I found him easy with every team I've tried so far including story party, but that may change with my current setup. What's yours?
I've been fighting Inner Isshin every single day for the past month in order to master him and complete the Severance gauntlet without Kuro's Charm and with the Bell Demon. It worked, Isshin is now my b***h.
She deserved to win. She literally deserved it
You know 90% of the raikage shit is literally commissioned by one person, right?
No way, what a sad man, so you have to be too do that.
>HAHAHA ACTUALLY I HAD THIS SUPER SECRET ABILITY THATS NEVER BEEN USED IN THIS CAPACITY BEFORE!!!
So why didnt danzo just let sasuke kill him and izanagi back to life minutes after he left? Rather than sprint through all his sharingan he couldve literally just used it one time
He got outsmarted by an obvious genjutsu that’s why
>stardust accelerator
>missed so many packs
>4 clones kicks my ass
>450 hours on save
>delete save and start again
>200 hours later
>finally beat 4 clones
>spent near 700 hours to beat game
mfw
Post more Kanon
>Re4 remake
>save and craft a shit load of magnum bullets for Sadler on the hardest default difficulty
>unload full fury on his ass
Thank god too later I'd find out the actual fight sucks shit with summoning bugs
When I made the foolish attempt to play Neptunia I hadn't saved in a long while then they locked me in a room where I couldn't save and a boss was at the end.
I had to grind for hours to make sure I could beat the boss as losing would've sent me to my last save
One of my friends in highscool liked these games
Don't reslly see the appeal besides the cute girls, it looks like a pretty mediocre game overall
Oh it was fricking trash. The gameplay sucked and even though the girls were cute, the game was raunchy as hell. You couldn't really appreciate the characters when they were getting violated every half second
I like how it takes 3/4ths of the text before it starts being a shitpost
Madara was just way too busted
I used to be in class adding various 9999's when calculating the max damage I could do to Evrae in FFX.
The really shitty part about this is she actually had him. She totally had it in the bag there was no way for him to survive other than pulling out some magic bullshit that he was secretly hiding the whole time that nobody could possibly have known.
Uber Baal in Disgaea 1 took me hours of grinding all my party, my items, failed attempts. I finally beat him by using someone as bait each turn and hoping by the time I had 1 guy left I could kill him, it worked but it was messy
I don’t really prep. I mostly use enemy drops
>byakugan lets you see all around you
>sharingan basically lets you do that too and lets you rewrite time, cheat death and summon a ninja gundam
Reminder that Neji was supposed to die in part 1 and it shows.
Fat kid was 100% supposed to die
Why did naruto become so shit?
Everything beyond the tournament arc has my eyes rolling in their sockets at supersonic velocities.
Kishimoto had a message that he wanted to tell, but also wanted to maintain the structure of a standard battle manga/was too emotionally moronic to tell it in a better way.
So instead you have a mess of a story with parts that never really seem to line up with one another, which loses its sense of grounding because the author was 15 years deep into the story and didn't care about shit like that anymore.
Don't forget that the writer was a potentially crypto-incestual gay nationalist who wrote half the manga based on his relationship with his far less successful twin brother.
>Don't forget that the writer was a potentially crypto-incestual gay nationalist who wrote half the manga based on his relationship with his far less successful twin brother.
can you elaborate on that?
The Will of Fire is essentially fascism.
Not the fascism part the gay twin incest part
>less successful twin brother.
He may be less successful but he wrote more interesting shit
What did he write?
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!
Wrong quote?
https://mangadex.org/author/1679e5f6-daa2-432b-b481-2d1bd150a8fa/kishimoto-seishi
666 Satan is his most famous work but Mad Chimera World might be his craziest
The “we gotta get sasuke back” is better then the chunin shit but after that yeah
He’s literally just a git gud fight there no prep needed
All I remember from the 'save sasuke arc' is the obese butterfly man.
I had to git gud obviously
don't even pretend he's not hard, he's fricking absurd. by the time I beat him I got his pattern so perfectly I actually asked my friend "should I just beat him now then?"
See
tournament arc sucked too. To bequite honest, the only REALLY good arcs were wave and kazekage retrival.
Stll better than Naruto being double chosen one.
Boruto filler > most of naruto part 2.
Because Naruto (and Sasuke) had to be the main character(s) no matter what. The moment it jumps the shark is the very end of the Hidan and Kakuzu fight because you get a glimpse of a sort of Middle Earth type series that follows different protagonists across different parts of a conflict at different parts of the land, where power levels are second to specifics to individual fights....and then Naurto appears at the last second with his newest power level to deliver the killing blow.
Soon after that all of Konoha gets nuked but it's okay because all of the victims are brought back to life anyway and now death doesn't matter. Also also the next Big Bad is revealed and he's EVEN MORE POWERFUL than Pain.
It's honestly depressing to think what it could have been like if they simply didn't center it on one character forever.
This. The manga naruto should have been about someone else.
Naruto didn't even do the killing blow, that was Kakashi. And only konan losing to obito beats this asspull
What about Bee is an asspull?
Bee killed him like 5 times over, Sasuke walking away was the asspull. Dude fricking concaved his chest with a lariat and he walked it off
>Dude fricking concaved his chest with a lariat and he walked it off
You can thank Jugo for that and literally regenerating his flesh, bones, and organs, and Karin for somehow providing healing from being bitten by the one who needed healing (Sasuke).
Sasuke specifically made a team to support him and keep him alive and it still wasnt enough to beat Bee
No one else? Fine, I'll be the one to say it: His skin color. The only N that should be in Naruto is Naruto.
Bee was cool, Ay was the dickhead of the cloud.
Karins I get, but christ jugos was such as an asspull
>jugos was such as an asspull
Dude practically de-ages into a shota by grafting flesh onto Sasuke. I used to wonder he'd be essentially immortal and ageless if he did that constantly before I dropped the series.
Naruto should be black
It was funny how all the whites and blacks lived in one village while everyone else was ambiguosly asian
>Naruto didn't even do the killing blow, that was Kakashi.
Eh, he was effectively dead by that point.
It was really funny how they go so far out of their way to say it destroys chakra networks if hit by it, that you think sasuke would get hit by that in the end instead it turned into a nope just throw it
It's funny that despite using it so many times throughout the rest of the series, he never actually hits a living human with it after Kakuzu.
The way they showed Kakuzu getting cut up by it, the idea of that actually connecting with Sasuke is hilarious.
The moment Shippuden jumped the shark was the moment Naruto started ragdolling Orochimaru.
he had aids
>literally seething the manga wasn't a completely different series
From the very moment Naruto and Sasuke train together in the first arc, you should be clued in that this is their story.
If not there, it should be in the Sasuke Retrieval arc, where Kakashi literally calls them "reincarnations" of the two greatest shinobi in the world.
Naruto fans are fricking illiterates.
Naruto is the reincarnation of like 54 different people depending on which character he interacts with, frick you
Yeah, it's almost like he's the main character in a narrative about inherited will and overcoming grief, who would've fricking thought.
Sharingan:
>copy jutsu
>a bunch of moronic shit
>create a giant spectral samurai
Wood style:
>absorb jutsu
>create a house
>Huga Buddha statue
Yeah I’m picking wood
The odds of making your sharingan broken are so absurdly low that the only surviving Uchiha after the entire clan was massacred were literally 3 of the 4 guys who managed to obtain any level of hax (and the fourth guy killed himself to give one of the three his hax).
Everyone else in the clan was a mediocre to average ninja, and of the survivors we have
>Sasuke
Had to kill his brother to get hax.
>Obito
Had to be saved by the most legendary Uchiha in history and watch his girlfriend get murdered to get his BASE level hax, from there he has to continually switch out his eyes with dead Uchihas.
>Itachi
Only has baselevel hax, was going blind even in Part 1.
>Madara
Literal elder God of Shinobi.
By comparison, the average Hyuuga is a far better shinobi compared to the average Uchiha, but people forget that stories are STORIES and of course the only surviving Uchiha are the ones most interesting to write about. Clan of jobbers, literal cops.
X WoW boss that require 5 weakauras and a bunch of mods to be killable
Obito was better as Tobi.
Nah
>artists that draw Naruto as a cuck but draw ichigo and Sasuke as chads.
Wtf is wrong with shonen heads lmao
to be fair those guys dont have an entire alliance of pajeets and chinks comissioning artists to draw cuck porn of em
i have no idea what buckbroke them but looking into it is a baffling rabbit hole
>woman
I can take her.
Obito sucks bring back tobi!!
>is that...is that...KAKISHI THE COPY NINJA?
>How does he keep copying all of my moves? He must know every jutsu ever!
I find it cool Naruto characters suddenly speak English to say Kakashi's epithet.
2 weeks (intermittently at a friends house)
yes, get absolutely fricked Terra
>is the most evil character in the story bar none
>90% of all the bad stuff that happened can be traced back to his actions
>got away with everything
Did literally nothing wrong
That was one of the realistic outcomes. The U.S imported German scientists in droves after WW2.
orochimaru was the only character who understood the naruto universe and lived accordingly. he was in balance with the world and received his just reward.
Best girl
>ends up with skeleton thin homosexual who wears crop tops
ITS NOT FAIR, IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME GODS DAMN IT ALL
I don’t like that one scene where he tried jumping itachi and fails miserably
Yeah, Itachi letting him live was silly considering he could just go after Sasuke.
How was itachi supposed to know that would happen?
Itachi read the script before the manga started, so he knew to kill his entire clan and force his younger brother to experience Tsukuyomi. Itachi probably did know Orochimaru would go after Sasuke, and Itachi probably though that his younger brother killing Michael Jackson would be a good exercise.
>Dude attacks you specifically so he can get your body because Uchiha = Sharingan.
>Only 1 other Uchiha is alive
Itachi is written as one of the smartest characters in the series with how he’s a prodigy and got out of the reanimation jutsu, so the only excuse I can come up with is that he knew and then left him alive because he’ll help Sasuke grow stronger or something. It’s not unfitting for the character since the theme of his intellect is just being prepared for shit, which comes off as silly in the writing but I mean it’s stuff he did figure out so it counts
Just like Sasuke, he also apologized for his actions, what more do you want?
The Japanese have this absurd obsession with the ideology of, "If you kill your enemies, they win." You -can- kill someone if they themselves are honorable or justified, but you -can't- kill someone who is ignoble because then you, too, become ignoble, somehow. It's why so many shounen push hard for the protagonist who uses tarku no jutsu, and seinen has the protagonist constantly refer to themselves as a "monster" or "demon" for killing objectively bad people.
I don't know if that's true outside of big popular manga that might want to save a popular villain for monetization purposes. Plenty of bad guys are killed when the die.
Aye, it's kind of mixed. A lot of bad guys get killed in Shonen. The worst offenders just happen to stick out. Isekai is really bad with some MC's having some weird fixation with not killing evil dudes.
Villains in shounen usually die by ironic means, or are faceless mooks. Dragon Ball is super popular, so I'll use that. Goku killed the entire Red Ribbon Army, but it's Tao Pai Pai's own grenade that kills him. Goku doesn't sink to Tao Pai Pai's level of being a cheater, which leads to the ironic death, rather than Goku sinking to Tao's level and killing him. Freiza's own attack leads to his defeat, rather than Goku blowing him the frick out. It's only after Goku gives Freiza his energy, and Freiza uses it to attack Goku, that he's killed. In that case, Goku isn't killing "Freiza," but is protecting himself from "himself," that being the gifted energy Freiza was manipulating. Freiza's death is a consequence of just how strong Goku had become in defending himself.
Even when it comes to Goku's brother, Raditz, it's not the "good guy" who defeats Raditz. The killing blow is done by Piccolo.
Who needs to kill when you've got abs like these?
Yet by your own example we have
>Trunks just fricking mercing Frieza, Cold, 17 and 18
>Cell getting blasted to bits
>Kid Buu getting blasted to bits
Also there are plenty of Shounen that have their heroes kill villains, this mostly seems like a modern Jump problem
>Trunks
Penalized by being permanently stuck in his Bad Future with absolutely no redemption in sight, not even 20 years later.
>Cell
Was killed by hubris, presuming himself to be "Perfect" and played a deadly game of chicken with a kid way beyond his strength who, repeatedly, said he didn't want to play the game.
>Kid Buu
The Spirit Bomb was evidence that Buu's death was justified, because all of "society" agreed he needed to be stopped. Either we must presume that "society" is evil, or that Buu, the manifestation of evil, is evil, since both the group and the individual are diametrically opposed to each other. Goku, holding the Spirit Bomb and representing all of Earth, allowed Buu to be "redeemed" by accidentally wishing for Buu to be reincarnated as Uub.
The bad guys in Naruto just fricking die even after some of them get talk no jutsu'd, it's part of what makes Orochimaru and Kabuto surviving the series so jarring and weird.
>Zabuza and Haku
>Dosu, Zaku, and Kin
>Jirobo, Sakon, Ukon, Kidomaru, Tayuya
>Kimmimaro
>Danzo
>Itachi
>Sasori
>Kisame
>Deidara
>Kakuzu
>Konan
>Nagato
>Hidan (well kind of)
>Obito
>Madara
>White and black Zetsu
>Kaguya
All dead by the end of the story, and a huge majority of them were not as bad as Orochimaru or Kabuto. Gaara and Sasuke are the only other reformed villains left by the end of it.
I've purged my mind of most of Naruto's villains, but Zabuza and Haku -needed- to die by killing their employer to be redeemed for all of the absolutely horrendous shit they did. Throughout the Hidden Mist, it was looking like the world building was that ninja were -just- mercenaries that are hired out by more modern civilizations, and places were "Hidden" (Hidden Leaf, Hidden Mist) specifically so the ninja that were being trained in them weren't fully aware of what they were being hired to do. Within that framework, Zabuza "avenging" Haku and regaining his honor meant he needed to give his life lashing out at the system that enables those kinds of societies to exist in the first place.
Ultimately, though, his death is meaningless, because Hidden Villages are actually just massive societies that go all the way to the moon.
Sasuke was "redeemed" because he was ultimately a "victim" who "did what had to be done" and is "burdened" with his "mistakes." Gaara was "redeemed" for much the same reason. Orochimaru being spared is the ultimate reduction of "ending the cycle of hatred" and letting Orochimaru "redeem" himself with his sharingan eugenics program.
Which helps explain the Will of Fire thing mentioned in this thread.
You type very homosexualy so I'll just concede.
Thanks, you as well!
I hate how the ninja setting devolved. Shitpooden ruined everything.
They had a good thing going with early Naruto.
>plenty of villains died
>noooooo they -didn't- -die- -the- -right- -way-
great now im attracted to konan again
Orochimaru survived because he basically saved the world at the end by reviving the Hokage. I dont know about Kabuto though
>The Japanese have this absurd obsession with the ideology of, "If you kill your enemies, they win."
Until you read any isekai where MC is a full on murderhobo and goes around killing bandits because "they're not real people anyways."
This sounds like bullshit. They're just copying how comic book heroes usually don't try to kill their villains both for the morality of "That's for the law to decide" and so they can keep them around for more stories.
It's shonen remember.
>literally gets to hang out at the Uzumaki household with the kids in a spinoff book
Holy shit man it is so fricking comical
>>90% of all the bad stuff that happened can be traced back to his actions
Nope, that would be the third hokage allowing both danzo and orochimaru to roam free.
so what happened to him in Boruto?
I understand he transistioned and became a mother, but what are his current goals? Does he plan on taking over the body of the kid he is raising or something?
Orochimaru is weird.
Btw, who'd he get to pump a baby into him?
His sons are homunculus based on his genetics if im not mistaken.
I can only imagine him fricking or getting fricked by either a clone or a literal snake.
>Femdom FemOrochi who drains you dry
I can picture the hentai already
> I can only imagine him fricking or getting fricked by either a clone
Based and DivaythFyr-pilled.
Maybe this horrid snake gremlin isn't so bad.
I'm imagining a page like how Yujiro raped that hairy mountain man but instead its Orochimaru raping some random anaconda in the jungle.
>Deka Chinpo of the Orochimaru surveilance squadron had this to say.
he clones himself, 2 of them have mastered dragon sage mode already.
IIRC He took the form of a giant white snake (female) and raped some loner peasant bishounen in the mountains proabably. while in snake form (s)he lied and told him he was a special mountain goddess then spent the entire night draining him dry of his "genetic data" then left as quickly as he appeared. supposedly somedays he goes back and spies on him and every night the guy sits around waiting for "her" to come back.
He's creating clone sons in boruto to have as loyal soldiers or vessels.
As much as people wanted to see pregnant female Orochi he created his children in tubes.
Man, this dude fricking with literal children during the chunnin exam was awesome.
I don't disagree that people are obsessed with that idea but killing Orochimaru has zero benefits outside of 'muh revenge' and they explicitly say several times that they keep Orochimaru around to take advantage of him (although Orochimaru believes that Naruto himself isn't capable of thinking like that)
Considering all the help Orochimaru did in the Boruto (creating Mitsuki and directly helping in defeating a Kara member) you're not wrong. He's more useful alive than dead.
>um actually keeping literally and unequivocally evil people is good! Especially because the evil person himself said it would be a good idea!
lmao
I'm gonna take a stab at you being american and ignoring operation paper clip.
>wait america did something that means you have to think it's good and acceptable!
Weirdly smooth brain ya got there boyo
What has he actually done that's helped anyone in the village other than himself that someone else couldn't have done? Absolutely nothing. You've completely lost the plot bruv.
>it's a good thing he's still aliv ebecause he made himself a son vessel and was around during a fight once
lmao
> Especially because the evil person himself said it would be a good idea!
Not what I said or implied. They continue to use Orochimaru to date and rely on his research and knowledge.
Orochimaru is probably the most useful person to the village alive, and it's not like naruto or sasuke can't just delete him if he starts body yoinking people for experiments again. He's under constant guard and threat of death.
I've never watched Naruto or really know what it is but every time I read discussion about it I feel like it's just an elaborate creative writing meme where people make up moronic synopsises of fake storylines to make fun of shounen, like the Pressure meme
That's how I felt about
>baki
>jojo
>Dune
>WoW
Everytime I would just assume people were making things up. Like there's no way pauls son turned into a worm, that has to be a joke. Baki fought some sort of magic gorrila, then a caveman? But, alas, it's true all of it.
>I make up some stupid outlandish scenario before having read Jojo
>Friend tells me it's a thing 5 parts in
>Guess I have to read it now
What anime?
Gintama.
digital devil saga 1 grinding for demi-fiend. no.
>he used buffs
more like cielo dodged the sleep move
When I was playing FF10, I spent hours stacking up my Yojimbo reputation, so I could get a 1 gil Zanmato and used it to cheese all the bullshit Dark Aeon bosses.
Why didnt obito kamui into the other dimension then somewhere else? Why did he try stay intangible?
homie you are literally a speed watcher/reader. Obito has to become tangible in order to warp to the kamui dimension or teleport. The second he materializes and gets nuked
Sonic Battle.
So when I was a dumb kid, I did not know Emerl could copy other character's moves, I thought the cards were just some collectable so I went through the entire game with his shitty default moveset.
This required to me to learn every fricking cheese strat the game had to offer as well as the final boss patterns for attacks, and I somehow managed to do it after sinking a solid 8+ hours into the final boss fight.
The ending made me cry but I dont think it had anything to do with the story.
this game was frickin based and emerl didnt deserve this fate
In Sonic Advance 3 he comes back first as an antagonist but after being defeated is fixed and reverted to how he was, and lives with Cream and her mom now.
Kinda an underutilized character really.
thats not emeral and never will be
what do you think of boruto? Havent watched it
there's a reason it went on hiatus, it was 95% filler.
haven't watched a second
>sakura's genes are so bad that her fricking sharingan-user daughter needs glasses
>mom is an obsessive who never got over her first love
>dad has a genetic predisposition towards extreme emotions and fixations
>daughter is a mostly normal girl
I mean yeah fine sure but god damn did I want a creepy Uchiha stalker character
me either, I barely got started on naruto but they're older or whatever that was about. I don't even know if I watched all of the OG.
It's fricking awful
It's funny but even if you assume the time.skip between Nagato death and her death is 6 months (its not) she'd have to make 30k bombs per second to make 600B
> The power of the shinobi printing press
>don't worry 4th, i'll take care of your son! I'll make sure he ends up in a loving home.
>And by take care of I mean occasionally observe him while I'm pondering my orb
>and by happy home I mean an apartment in the slums adjacent to the uchiha ruins
>He is a walking living breathing nuke after all. *hits pipe*
The 3rd was a pacifist piece of garbage. Him allowing Orochimaru and Danzo to live causes most of the problems in the series. The Danzo thing is bonkers because he actively plots against him. Jiraiya is also a bum because he literally agreed to become Naruto's godfather.
I will say at least the 3rd got to go out doing what he loved instead of on a death bed
2 hours into upgrading prosthetics for Isshin.
It didn’t work, and I realize that beating him normally is less tedious.
Took me 6 weeks to prepare a boss fight for my d&d campaign.
Went pretty well. Not worth it, though.
>”whoopsie, here’s ANOTHER Uchiha asspull power because i unironically wrote myself into a corner here”
I can’t believe i actually sat trough all 500 episodes of this shit.
Prayer flicking to Joe Esposito like it's the 80s.
>remember 600 billion israelites
what is it with people having no sense of scale
assuming 1 finished explosive tag per second it would take this dude 19000 years to prepare 600b of them
Why would she even make 600 billion of them explode at once?
1 billion is enough to cover a large size already.
>one explosive tag costs 120 ryo/yen
>mfw Konan was the richest Naruto character
I kneel
wait a fricking minute..
Konan would have killed anyone in verse with that prep. Uchiha rewriting reality at the expense of an easily replaced eyeball is unforgivable writing.
Konan seems like she could really use a hug.
All her friends are dead and she lives in a rusted city that's constantly being rained on, and then there's this orange-faced gay.
What about prep time batman vs prep time konan
does spending dozens of hours grinding traits and synthesizing items count? if so, then this little girl.
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
BECOME SO TIRED
SO MUCH MORE AWARE
I'M BECOMING THIS
ALL I WANT TO DO
IS BE MORE LIKE ME
AND BE LESS LIKE YOU
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME
HOLDING TOO TIGHTLY, AFRAID TO LOSE CONTROL?
'CAUSE EVERYTHING THAT YOU THOUGHT I WOULD BE
HAS FALLEN APART RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
This fight actually pissed me off, if Lee just kept at it he would have won from attrition but no he had to show off his super ultra special move that turns him into a cripple if he fricks up
No pain no gain
Had to style on 'em
he had to let that homie know
That's his Ninja Way, you just wouldn't understand
liked naruto but its moronic as frick
>naruto see ayylmao madara almost getting fricked killed by full power guy
>timeskip happens
>naruto doesnt somehow learn or minmax taijutsu skills with sage mode + kyuubi hax
>new ayylmao attacks your town
>cant do jackshit without sauce and even lose your powerup just leaving you with sage mode
naruto is a moron
ENTER
Glory to Tobirama. Kill all Uchiha.
Tsunade Sexo
Cheesing the Thugs 4 Less mech boss with acid and shock mod weapons in R&C Going Commando outside of the gate where the fight starts to skip the long ass boss battle.
I spent 2 days fighting him. My char had very low base HP so Gundyr just oneshotted me with his undodgeable shoulder attack which meant I had to parry his every attack around 10 times in a row to win
If you hated him dont ever play elden ring
Asian girl!
Big, meaty MILF Hinata soles
GIWTWM
>soloed through ng+ in digital devil saga with serph so my party members wouldn't level up
>reach a point where I can grind for stat increasing items
>use them on party members so they end up with maxed stats as they level up
>all of this just to fight the demi-fiend who took several hours for me to successfully beat
yeah it worked
>Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are the 3 most unlikable/boring to watch characters in the show
>Get 99% of the focus
As if the rest of the show wasn't enough with thw "Bro what if EVERY SINGLE TEAM IN HISTORY was just Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura!" they really just said "yep you two are the reincarnations of Jesus and the most important people in the world"
>Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura
really? I never watched past the tournament arc. but when I see people discussing the show, Sakura never ever gets brought up except when people mention she won the Sasuke bowl.
I always assumed she couldn't keep up with the power levels after the first couple arcs.
She ""'keeps up" as in she becomes the strongest woman, but she's still like, 7th-8th behind all the men.
She becomes tsunade 2.0 basically a healer with max strength and slight regeneration
Sakura gets very little screen time after her fight with sasori and that was like episode 30
I spent 500 hours grinding in the first reactor in FF7 to hit level cap.
Why is it that so many shonen fall into the powerlevel trap? I know it's technically a way to keep escalating the stakes, but it never seems to work in the end and there are thousands of other long running series (including manga) that can keep people interested without it.
Yeah once powerlevel homosexualry takes hold it just becomes low tier shounen.
If the whole point of your genre is "boy gathers power so he can defeat strong enemy" then that's kind of the point, unless you want the manga to end after the first fight. It's like asking why romcoms have romance and comedy in them.
Not that guy but this is a brainlet argument and I don't think you have the capabilities to understand why you're stupid. Do not respond to me.
>NTA
Yeah right lol. Idk what you're on about. Unless the manga ends early, you're gonna end up having ridiculous power levels otherwise things will just get stale.
Yeah but the idea of "power" irl isn't a single track, linear thing. There are different types of power. Even the greatest boxers in the world don't have perfect records, and the results of wars can truly seem random. Jojo has a little bit of powerlevel homosexualry, but for the most part every new Stand fight is more like a puzzle where a "weak" stand can still be dangerous. It also has the balls of maim, kill and retire characters.
It's happening to JJK right now as well. Such a shame, it was one of the good ones.
Doesn't that one have a charactwr be "the strongest" right from the start?
Yes but it's getting far more ridiculous.
Nah, Yuji progressed a lot but hes still weak sauce, he is not even strong enough to beat Todo (before he lost his power), meanwhile Gojo is just showing what he always could do
I don't get what the point was to make the MC so utterly weak compared to the rest of the cast
The guy from the prequel seems far more protagonist-y in skill set
much easier to just explode everything than to get creative
also dragonball kind of laid the foundation for everything else
>dragonball kind of laid the foundation
moronic burger post.
Also a moronic post.
Not liking a style of battle manga is not a real criticism of it. Comparing fricking NARUTO to JoJo isn't a good comparison, because Naruto's fights are more about the aesthetics, while JoJo is about puzzle fights. That's the difference.
morons like the people in this thread either can't figure out that they just want the latter, which there are fricking plenty of if you learn to look beyond the shit you watched when you were barely cognizant, or they're morons who heard this incredibly vapid "criticism" and now just parrot is ad nauseum thinking it makes them interesting.
>while JoJo is about puzzle fights
lmao
>star platinums fingers can just extend
Good job on referencing a part of the manga from over 30 years ago anon, really making a point.
Much of Part 2 and 3 is a transitionary period where Araki figures out the type of battle manga he wants to write, which resulted in Part 4, which was predominately 'puzzle' fights, and then Part 5 which was almost entirely 'puzzle' fights with a weak main stand (until the very end).
Its like all of you only know of battle manga and anime through moronic posts made here, rather than having a lick of actual insight in your hollow skulls.
this old cope again
Boring.
It's pretty pathetic compared to the last two main stands, and it had most of its broken abilities ditched. Giorno's big GE fight also plays more to puzzle fight than focusing in on any broken abilities.
>Part 5 which was almost entirely 'puzzle' fights with a weak main stand (until the very end).
>Golden Experience
>weak
What kind of moron are you? Maybe it wasn't an Uber Punch Ghost like SP or CD, but his amazing toolkit damage reflection(that Araki kind of forgot), life creation and unlimited healing still makes GE stupid strong.
Stone Free, Tusk until Act4, November Rain are the weak stands, Soft & Wet is busted as frick but Araki forgot.
It took me 3 irl days to beat Capra Demon in Dark Souls 1, I grinded to get magic shield spell just to beat him because I was such a noob
kakashi vs obito is the only kino in this entire slop
DS1 Ornstein & Smough fight filtered me so hard my first playthrough that I had to farm 40 levels of int on what was a pure melee build so I could Soul Spear them to death.
On the other hand, 2cat in DS2 is probably the first fight in all my years of gaming (jrpgs not included) that I had to prepare and stock up on all manner of consumables like brightbugs, ect just to win. They were the only boss in all of Froms games that I had never beaten, and I started the playthrough with the sole intention of finally finishing them off.
I replayed DS for the first time since launch end of last year and I was dreading laurel and hardy the whole time because of what a shit sandwich I remembered them being only to end up beating them on the second try (got caught on geometry the first time). Felt good to realize how much better at vidya I had gotten since the first time I played.
this fricker, I farmed grimoires until I could put wrath's might on my entire party and then I won without too many problems
>another Untold anon
Grimoire stones were a mistake.
>0
>Yes
>playing kotor for the first time
>get to final boss
>decide to use the consumables I had been hording the whole game
>darth bane gets his candy ass kicked before he can suck the life force from the jedi prisoners
In Persona 5 did the Reaper exploit for 4ish hours to get max level, final boss was a breeze after
>Need to overprepare for Demifiend/Satan or you don't stand a chance
>Still need to do a bunch of math as well so you don't cross a certain turn threshold
>Said turn threshold also helps to manipulate the RNG otherwise the fight is literally impossible
Old Atlus superbosses where moronic.
>read pilot for naruto
>really cool worldbuilding, hidden villages are actually hidden and there's frickers with guns and society is generally normal outside them
>nardo turns into a cute demon fox that's implied to get bigger and more dangerous as he ages
sad that they turned it into this shitshow
Several hours fricking with cheatengine
I couldn't believe that teleport hacking was that simple in FFXIV
Probably couple dozens hours trying out different builds to beat Midir in Dark Souls 3.
DLC came out and I was already on NG+ 10 so all of his attacks were one shots and he was an HP bag.
Tried lightning faith build, then some magic shit with mercury cloud that deals tick damage, tried making summons squads, making weapons with regen to poke, poison weapons and so on.
All the farming involved took so fricking long. Frick Rosaria 5 tongue limit.
Probably ToP in FF14 or Mythic KJ in WoW since those are the two hardest fights I was dealing with a bunch of organization on. ToP was broken up over a much longer period of time because I had to keep revisiting each phase, so I would guess that one, probably by 2-3x.
Not a boss, but I had spent hours fighting the skeletons in the graveyard at the start of Dark Souls. I was moronic and heard the game was hard so I just kept on pushing
I got so fricking pissed at those skeletons that I went back and bought Demons Souls and beat it for the first time just so I could have a better idea of how these games work. I then came back and was told by my roommate that I was going the wrong way
Could have been a cool thread if the Narutards could even make an attempt at not being obsessed spergs
Poor Konan.
Anyone here remember Izumi Uchiha? She was Itachi's love interest who he killed by forcing her to live a lifetime in a Tsukuyomi. Poor thing lived as Itachi's wife, then snapped back to reality and only thanked him for letting her live a life like that.
Isn't that an anime-only
Nope, she was in a novel illustrated by Kishimoto.
I liked the thought of it, but the execution is really, really dumb.
lmao I don't remember this at all.
>thank you for letting me larp as your wife *dies*
Izumi was itachi Shinden only
Probably the goddamned crab king in Dont Starve Together. the first strat didn't work, going unga bunga did though
I have too many reaction images I never use
SASKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Kurenai trying to take on itachi was the typical le strong woman trying to take on a man. What an idiot. Did no one tell her what a sharingan was?
Kurenai was ballsy for trying Genjustu on Itachi, dumb but ballsy
>knew obito was the mastermind as soon as that goofy masked guy was revealed but no one believed me and called me moronic.
It shouldn't have been. But alas
this tbh. its always "expect the unexpected". Sherlock Holmes style story telling or whatever. theres also the writing trick where least dangerous person is ALWAYS the most dangerous person in anime shounen land and its just a matter of them not understanding their own power or not wanting to go all out.
>guy with one eye opposite to Kakashi's sharingan is revealed
>he wears a mask and has a sharingan
You'd have to be moronic to not know it's him.
Nagato should've put a child in Konan tbh
Don't think his dick worked at least during the Pain invasion arc
He was the coolest guy!
He was tho
I want a Naruto game where you play as a team of genin from a smaller nation like the Grass or Waterfall.
this and make it a tactics game
And a dating sim with rpg and farming elements and the story is about depression
The only mistake of The 2nd was not finishing the Uchiha to the last child
He hesitated because Kagami Uchiha was just that good of a guy
never. the state pays me out of tax payers dollars to stay home
Obito did everything wrong.
Anon, he was the coolest guy