What's the olive oil of video games?

What's the olive oil of video games?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why does olive oil have to look so tasty, I want to drink it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you saying this like it's something unusual to do? One spoon of fresh olive oil a day is good for you.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've lived my whole life being told it was as bad as rape

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          thats canola oil.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            canal oil is bad for you? never would've guessed.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I've lived my whole life being told it was as bad as rape

            I honestly can't tell if this is a rapeseed joke or not

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Apparently according to wiki, toxic rapeseed was sold as olive oil in Spain during the 80s.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          BA DUM TISS!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      take some toast or hot bread and dip olive oil on it, if you have shredded garlic even better, its a popular snack in Med countries

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Med countries

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        Vhg.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >shredded garlic
        Is this European for sliced or minced or what

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          its english moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Just eat the entire garlic like a real man.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          In Italy we cut the garlic clove in two, and use the rough side to just brush it on the toasted bread, against popular belief we don't like to eat straight garlic we use it for seasoning
          Then a drizzle of oil, some origano and salt

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds delectable, will try it out later today. Thanks, signore

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you can drink my olive oil 😉

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So drink it? Just not too much or you'll have the worst shit of your life.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >the worst shit of your life.
        Doubtful, unless the olive oil is made out of gummy bears.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I get some bread, fresh mozzarella, and drizzle a bit of olive oil over it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'll have what he's having!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It looks like piss

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If your piss looks like this you have to go to the hospital.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Doom 1,2

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sizzle or drizzle?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      soulless, pozzed packaging

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like garbage

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do penises have to look so tasty, I want to suck it

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shit games

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    num pad. plebs dont know what to do with it and settle for lesser oils.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RPG systems. Goes with pretty much everything in differing amounts.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    really stretching these analogies pretty thin these days

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Real olive oil? The Witcher 3 DLC. The shit on our counter tops? Assassin’s creed odyssey.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't keep your olive oil on the counter top, it should be in a cabinet away from direct sunlight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But my countertops don’t get sunlight, for some reason only my bed at 6am gets direct sunlight. But I’ll keep your advice in mind in the future.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        is that why olive oil tends to come in tinted bottles?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yes

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here ever try to grow their own Olives and make their own oil? How hard was it? I just figured out how to make distilled alcohol from potatoes. I want to try something new.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      thats pretty cool. i think more people should learn how to grow food. im trying to grow tomatoes, its going alright.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Olive trees are relatively big and need some looking after. It isn't' small time gardening. The most critical aspect would be the actual press, at least if you want proper oil only done through mechanical pressing. I don't know if they make and sell family size ones, those used in plantations are obviously not fit for personal use. Or you could roleplay the antique way and build your own pulleys controlling a heavy flat stone to crush and grind the olives, with the proper support with veins to drain the liquid in containers.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Olive oil prices have gone up a lot in the last couple of years. It pains me greatly.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the price more than tripled in my region, supermarkets are even adding anti-theft tags to it.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mods are the olive oil of videogames

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    More of a clarified butter kind of guy myself, but I still use olive oil for dressing my vegetables.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure but have you heard of Hakan from Street Fighter 4? He practices Turkish oil wrestling.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see your olive oil, Ganker.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      whatever is cheaper at the market but still labeled as extra virgin and in a glass bottle, usually from spain or portugal.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      get a load of this rich homie, I bet he buys games too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever was in the market and didn't look like a scam.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's olive oil you homosexual. Grab whatever is the best price.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's games, homosexual. Grab the best buy one.

        Why does olive oil mog all other oils? Why even make other oils when olive oil is clearly the best?

        Olive oil is not made to be fried or really cooked in general. Besides, variety. Some things are just better with coconut oil or animal fats even not counting the issue of cooking.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >100% California

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Buy local. I don't want to have to shop for new stuff when the revolution comes down and California becomes an independent country.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever was in the market and didn't look like a scam.

        https://i.imgur.com/49AZqIm.jpeg

        What's the olive oil of video games?

        Garbage, light damages olive oil over time, it has to stored in a darkened glass to maximize its storage quality.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The alma bottle is dark green glass, and I keep it in a dark place.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Full of microplastics, and everyone claims it's good for you when it isn't? Idk I'm sure that's lots of games

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Unreal Engine.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are gamers the olive oil? Extra virgin...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm cold pressed peanut oil. Women love me

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm peanut butter. b***hes love me

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    “RPG mechanics”

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    USAnian subhumans

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does olive oil mog all other oils? Why even make other oils when olive oil is clearly the best?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because i need higher smoke point oils to cook my steaks with

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        there are more foods than just steak but i agree it does start to burn a bit too soon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >there are more foods than just steak
          of course there are, but I gotta have a nice bloody steak every so often, and olive oil makes my house smoke up with when I get the pan to the right temperature for cooking a steak
          also, olive oil is shit for seasoning cast iron with, I use lard for that.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >yellow

    All the olive oil I buy is green.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Remainder that if your olive oil isn’t extra virgin like me then it’s not real olive oil

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Jump mechanics

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >What is the x of video games?

    Is there a worse thread template than this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All fap bait threads somehow manage to be worse despite being related to video games most of the time.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love olive oil. Anytime a recipe calls for shit like milk and butter I just put in olive oil. Yum.

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