When does this shit get good? I just finished the first dungeon and I'm bored as fuck.

When does this shit get good? I just finished the first dungeon and I'm bored as fuck.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like Twilight Princess, it's just a lot of linear story and linear zones. If you don't like that, better quit now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virtually every Zelda game is linear.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't. It's the worst Zelda game. At least Spirit Tracks has a train.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spirit Tracks is the best Zelda game because it has the best incarnation of Zelda. God I want to wife her so bad bros.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FUCK trains holy shit that's the worst shit even worst than sailing and sailing is the fucking worst already so figure that one out genious. Fucking rerard. Yaah, TRAINS lmoa...whjo thopugh that awas a good idea fucking gays fucking cockmongrel fart huffers FUCK

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironic answer:
    the sand dungeons with the timestones.
    they are some of the most tightly nit and fun dungeons in the whole series.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just played it for the first time.
    It doesn't really get better if you don't like it now.
    In fact, I hate to say it but you'll probably get more bored backtracking.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, say it, she is ugly, but i liked her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Peatrice would look cute with literally any other hairstyle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly, she just needs to let her hair down.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2022
    >still getting filtered by locomotives

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NTA but I was filtered by the pan pipes
      Fucking Ninty and their hardware gimmicks

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >skyward sword thread
    >devolves into spirit tracks discussion instead
    That should answer your question, OP.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, I like how Skyward Sword discussion fizzled out in like 2012, while BOTW has continued unhindered for 5 years

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SS also had OoT 3D and later ALBW to talk about, we haven't had anything new in regards to Zelda since BotW aside from an underwhelming spinoff

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because BotW is pure shitposting perpetuated almost entirely by one giga retard, is a huge deviation from the series which worries fans and spurs bitter arguments over it, and we haven't had any real Zelda since. Nobody actually discusses or talks about the game itself anymore, that died shortly after release.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't mean only on Ganker. In real life, other forums etc. I never saw anyone mention Skyward Sword after 2013.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, one complete and utter gay derailed it.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the controls on this game is absolute fucking trash

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't like the first run through of each level then you're really not gonna like the 3rd time you have to beat the same area, and should really quit now.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Believe it or not the game actually gets worse. I have no idea why anyone defends this game. The only good parts are the hub world and the characters, and you spend very little of the game with either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're contrarians, and/or hate Breath of the Wild and thus try to claim its predecessor is superior (it isn't)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2nd dungeon

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't
    Press F to pay respects to the A-roll

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked Skyward Sword. It has some of the best dungeons and bosses in all Zelda games. The Switch version's controls are just fine too.

    Good soundtrack, decent gameplay, good dungeons and bosses, good (as far as Zelda goes) story. I think it's a really underrated game.

    The main flaws of this game are the absolutely BARREN overworld in the sky. It's a pathetic joke, though the flying mechanics are good, the actual areas to explore are so fucking pathetic. I know most of the game is on the ground in the larger areas down there, but even those aren't that great. It's really the dungeons that are the meat of the game and they're all very fun to play. Only the first dungeon is really forgettable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From what I remember the first dungeon in the volcano was absolutely tiny and I gave up on the game

      Also going from twilight princess to skyward sword every single thing felt like a strict downgrade, especially going from midna to the autistic percentage sword that constantly told you what to do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        While the combat feels janky and delayed in SS, nothing in it infuriated me as much as the forced wolf segments of TP, fuck that garbage, SS has more interesting items than TP (where items like the magnetic boots are a slog to use) and especiall Wind Waker's small amount of items and the new ones aren't even noteworthy. The beetle that gets upgraded to be able to drop bombs on shit is pretty sweet

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got as far as returning to the mountain area before I shelved it, and I never picked it back up. It's the only 3D Zelda game I've never beaten and I probably never will.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a 10/10 from 1 second in, you got filtered. THE game of games.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stamina meter
    The #1 reason I didn't even consider buying this game. Not then, not now. Stamina meters are for worthless fat-fuck characters, not athletic, chisled Adonis beauties like Link.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like a fat fuck if you don't understand stamina.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee someone with a body as lithe and taut as Link wouldn't get tuckered out so easily, especially not when running around or when having intense sex.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >SS sold more on Switch than Wii
    >SS is now the 5th best selling Zelda game
    Who would have thought

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played this game 11 years ago so i dont remember

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm enjoying SS HD after having skipped it. It has flaws, it has some padding, recycled bosses but it's hardly worse than the mediocre WW and TP

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