When's the last time you took a shit in a campaign?
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When's the last time you took a shit in a campaign?
When's the last time you took a shit in a campaign?
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I knocked a guard out and used his helmet as a chamber pot before slapping it back on his sleeping head
You wouldn't download a car.
>tell me about your scat fetish without telling me about it
Historically accurate.
I have questions
>she doesn't have pants
>they both look like they're shitting on their coats
Shitting before/during/after having sex with OP's mom is the only legitimate answer. Sorry, man. Thems the RAW. Check the pic.
But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.
Evidence suggests that the ancient Greeks wiped with tiny stones made from broken pieces of ceramic (pessoi). They even had an axiom about it: three stones are enough to wipe. Of course, using shards of ceramic was not great for anal health, and led to skin damage, rashes, and hemorrhoids.
How would you work giving someone a "beef stew" in 5e?
Our party has a pretty girl in it so we made a deal with a devil to make so we'd never have to shit again so long as we are recognized as adventures, once that stops, we take all the shits we skipped out on all at once.
That's kinda fricked up, hahaha
>When a player is absent for a session and returns the next session, it is common that his character took a huge dump in the previous session which explaining his absent.
So pretty often.
Why do you skip sessions so frequently, gay
We had an artificer that invented these tiny rings that worked as a one way portal that you shove up your ass and warped away the mess to somewhere else. Made a fortune selling them and basically funded all of our campaign. It, of course, eventually bit us in the ass as it turned out the exit was in some black dragon's cave and was very pissed that half the world was shitting on him.
One of my latest characters is just a mentally moronic man who rolls around on the floor shitting and pissing himself while autistically shouting and moaning at the top of his lungs.
>my character breathes in
>my character breathes out
>my character breathes in
>my character breathes out
>my character....
>No anon that's not good enough you're not announcing that your heart is beating, how do we know you're even alive?!
You see where adding excess detail is stupid? If it's not plot relevant no one takes a shit in the game.