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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo Switch 2021 so far

    January:
    >

    February:
    >Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury
    >Bravely Default II
    >Ghosts n Goblins Resurrected

    March:
    >Story of Seasons: Pioneers of Olive Town
    >Monster Hunter Rise

    April:
    >New Pokemon Snap

    May:
    >Famicom Detective Club
    >Miitopia
    >Rune Factory 5

    June:
    >Game Builder Garage
    >Mario Golf Super Rush

    July:
    >The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD
    >Monster Hunter Stories 2

    August:
    >No More Heroes III

    September:
    >WarioWare: Get It Together!

    October:
    >Nintendo Switch (OLED model)
    >Metroid Dread
    >Mario Party Superstars

    November:
    >Shin Megami Tensei V
    >Pokemon Brilliant Diamond + Shining Pearl

    December:
    >Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
    >Big Brain Academy: Brain vs. Brain

    January 2022:
    >Pokémon Legends: Arceus

    March 2022:
    >Triangle Strategy

    Announced for 2022:
    >Bayonetta 3
    >Chocobo GP
    >Kirby and The Forgotten Land
    >The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2
    >Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope
    >Splatoon 3

    Beyond:
    >Resident Evil Outrage aka Revelations 3
    >Metroid Prime 4

    Feels good lads

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those don't count.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Weak year tbh, nothing above. 7/10

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo literally carried 2021. Post the output from Sony, Microsoft this year. Nothing.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do we keep winning switchchads?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo Switch 2021 so far

      >January:
      >
      Lol

      February:
      >Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury
      Not a full game. Mostly a re-release.
      >Bravely Default II
      Available on other platforms.
      >Ghosts n Goblins Resurrected
      A remake.

      March:
      >Story of Seasons: Pioneers of Olive Town
      Never even heard of it.
      >Monster Hunter Rise
      Not an exclusive.

      April:
      >New Pokemon Snap
      Remake.

      May:
      >Famicom Detective Club
      >Miitopia
      >Rune Factory 5
      Barely even games.

      June:
      >Game Builder Garage
      Not a game.
      >Mario Golf Super Rush
      Another sports game with little to no innovation.

      July:
      >The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD
      Re-release of a 2011 game.
      >Monster Hunter Stories 2
      Meh

      August:
      >No More Heroes III
      Meh

      September:
      >WarioWare: Get It Together!
      Meh

      October:
      >Nintendo Switch (OLED model)
      Not a game

      YOU ARE HERE
      >Metroid Dread
      Barely innovates over Samus returns
      >Mario Party Superstars
      Re-make.

      November:
      >Shin Megami Tensei V
      Only real new game of 2021.
      >Pokemon Brilliant Diamond + Shining Pearl
      Remake.

      December:
      >Advance Wars 1+2: Re-Boot Camp
      Remake.
      >Big Brain Academy: Brain vs. Brain
      Remake.

      January 2022:
      >Pokémon Legends: Arceus
      The first innovation to the pokemon formula in 25 years.

      March 2022:
      >Triangle Strategy
      Pixel shit.
      Announced for 2022:
      >Bayonetta 3
      >Chocobo GP
      >Kirby and The Forgotten Land
      >The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild 2
      >Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope
      >Splatoon 3

      Beyond:
      >Resident Evil Outrage aka Revelations 3
      >Metroid Prime 4

      Pathetic.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        just say you hate gaming in general
        why are you even here?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont hate games. I hate what games and the gaming industry as a whole has become.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            You’re just a jaded frick
            There’s still plenty of good games, you just automatically shit on everything that has a budget higher than 5 bottle caps

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Miitopia
        >Barely a game
        You shut your prostitute mouth about game of the year.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      DELETE THIS

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    We just had warioware and we’re getting metroid in a week. Don’t blame nintendo if you’re too moronic to make a basic search

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is likely dark-skinned.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also on Wii U.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2017: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo is finished!
    Reality: the Switch has one of the best launch years of any system ever, sales break records, hosting some of the most acclaimed games of all time.

    >2018: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo is finished!
    Reality: the Switch is dominating Japan and America and year-on-year sales are demolishing the PS4 by more than 20%. Six of the Top 20 best selling games of the year were Switch Exclusives.

    >2019: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo is finished!
    Reality: Nintendo has dominated the year. More exclusives than any other system and sales are in orbit.

    >2020: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo is finished!
    Reality: the Switch is breaking hardware and software sales records and is sold out worldwide. Hardware sales are up 167% from previous year and Nintendo profits up 541%. Switch sells more than every other system COMBINED.

    >2021: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo is finished!
    Reality: the Switch continues to dominate the industry, outselling all other console. Receiving new exclusives every month, it has remained the bestselling consoles for 34 months straight and counting. HALF of the Top 10 bestselling games NPD are Switch exclusives and recently the entire Top 30 were Switch games - something which hasn't happened in the industry since the NES in the 80s.

    >2022: the switch is gonna flop! No games! Nintendo is finished!

    Fricking kek.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no Netflix

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still waiting for those games tho

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly 7/10s. I just see the switch going down in history of being mediocre at best.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I just see the switch going down in history of being mediocre at best

            Nah its already considered one of the best gaming consoles of all time and has cultivated a legacy which will see the system fondly remembered for decades to come.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Looking at the library, it's mediocre at best

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >8/40
          Anon, I'm sorry you never learned how to count.
          Wii U ports:
          BoTW
          Bayonetta 2
          Hyrule Warriors
          Mario Kart 8
          Xenoblade Chronices (Wii, but playable on Wii U and still in the eShop)
          Pokken
          DKC Tropical Freeze
          Captain Toad
          Tokyo Mirage Sessions
          New Super Mario Bros U
          Pokemon Mystery Dungeon (Both Red and Blue on Wii U VC)
          Super Mario 3D All-Stars (2/3 officially available)
          Pikmin 3

          So, that's 10 before arguing semantics, and 12+2/3 counting gmes available on Wii U VC.
          Bonus points if Bayonetta 1 counts

          Splatoon 2, Mario Maker 2, and Smash Ultimate are nearer to enhanced ports than new games, but let's ignore them.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            BotW isn't a Wii U port schizo.

            The game shifted development and the Switch became the optimised version. If anything the Wii U is running a port of the Switch verison.

            You seething schizos never learn.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nice b8 m8 I r8 8/8, now dial 8.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Lol no, you think they just scrapped what they had on Wii U and started over with Switch as lead platform? It was ported to Switch

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2017
      Zelda and Mario and xeno 2 release.
      >2018
      You can now play that game you played years ago, but on the go!!
      >2019
      You can now play that game you played years ago, but on the go!!
      >2020
      Animal crossing and uuuhh
      You can now play that game you played years ago, but on the go!!
      >2021 up until now
      You can now play that game you played years ago, but on the go!!

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    They were all released for the Wii U homosexual.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how kino the first year was? Couldn’t even tell you when I last picked up my switch

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Switch is my most played gaming device of the past 5 years and its not even close.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same, barely anything on the switch is better than Splatoon 2.

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