Monitor lizards are the coolest animals out there. I just wish some of them were herbivores, it's super weird how most lizards are pure carnivore when they have the right anatomy and biology to also be herbivores.
seeing shit like this deeply upsets me but people getting flayed alive and throat fricked with machetes does absolutely nothing to me. what the frick is wrong with me?
average narcissism, only the things you deem cute deserve protection. Same as the homosexuals who always comment "OMG save the hecccin goat!!! I would shoot this lizard!!!!"
>Third worlders do this for fun >When you hunt and kill the predator they cry like children
Reminds me of when someone was trolling Ganker with webms of dogs and stuff being eaten by crocodiles so I started posting webms of Crocodiles getting their skulls cracked by shovels or pot shotted by hillbillies and the guy got turbo fricking mad.
No I'm a disgusting Britbong and it's in my blood to go to the third world umbonga shitholes where they worship big bloodthristy animals as symbols of their strength and shoot them dead while laughing at them.
Animals either exist to be our pets, good or to entertain us, it's their choice which they get to be, but predator is not one of them.
Good thing the Komodo is protected by a frickmassive fine and a year in prison so you don't have any webms of such a stupid action. Komodochads win again. Crococucks stay seething
What about Ark? Giant Komodos are literally an animal you can tame and ride and shit. I honestly don’t know why Ark isn’t more popular and talked about here, it’s basically the best game ever made. It’s like every game rolled into one.
That space coomer game is full of scalies according to the threads that talk about them. Most of them have dicks too and balls larger than your head so it should be right up your alley, homosexual.
God I hate trannies so fricking much. Just wanted to talk about lizard games, not jerk off to lizard men like a bunch of pedophiles. Guess I’ll drive to the mall and slash all tires with lefty/troony sex flags on them instead of having fun ITT.
I haven't played much with these AI, but I've seen some friends talking about how the trick is changing the position of words and also the artstyle until it's good or something, but I don't know what half of these words mean
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that's basically it
it doesn't know much specific items, but for generic descriptions like lizardman doing x pose in x art style works
it also knows godzilla pretty well if you are into him but not the other kaiju
gex. chameleon twist.
iggy's wreckin' balls
Black person
nope, only foxes and birds these days. sorry.
I love lizzur
>that video of a komodo dragon eating a pregnant deer alive and eating the baby out of the womb
FFTA and FFTA2
Bangaa are truly best boys.
Hey shaun
If it makes you feel better, like 60% of the scalies I know are either Shaun Shawn or Sean.
It is a very autistic sounding name isn't it? Especially gay quirky autist who plays emulated nes games on his raspberry pi setup.
My current theory is because it has a hissing sound.
Fair enough
Why do you know so many scalies?
OOOOOOOH YOU'RE A LITTLE SHAUNIE WAUNIE, YOU WANNA GET BIG WET KISSIE WISSIE FROM A LIZZER
Uh, Gex? Hello?
How about you finish your game, you dork.
Let me tell you, shitposting is a much easier task than finishing a game.
what kind of finishing
are you making a lizard game?!
Monitor lizards are the coolest animals out there. I just wish some of them were herbivores, it's super weird how most lizards are pure carnivore when they have the right anatomy and biology to also be herbivores.
big lizard
Real question, do lizard people like Godzilla or is that too much lizard
Godzilla is my inspiration
some of those multiplayer dino games have lizards as playable classes.
monster hunter
lizards are vicious creatures
us warmbloods will never understand them
why didnt the goat try and run away?
They broke it's legs and fed it to the dragon for views
Because it's a baby goat and a lot of baby animals' instinct is to sit still, don't move, and hope whatever's around doesn't see them.
Hmm? I totally get it, goats are very delicious
Nuthin personnel kid
seeing shit like this deeply upsets me but people getting flayed alive and throat fricked with machetes does absolutely nothing to me. what the frick is wrong with me?
average narcissism, only the things you deem cute deserve protection. Same as the homosexuals who always comment "OMG save the hecccin goat!!! I would shoot this lizard!!!!"
Humans kill for their personal gain
Animals kill to survive
easy. you're a huge b***h and can't deal with nature
Is the goat still alive in the lizard's belly?
Not for long.
>that gut
>Third worlders do this for fun
>When you hunt and kill the predator they cry like children
Reminds me of when someone was trolling Ganker with webms of dogs and stuff being eaten by crocodiles so I started posting webms of Crocodiles getting their skulls cracked by shovels or pot shotted by hillbillies and the guy got turbo fricking mad.
That makes you worse than he is because you're not a 3rd worlder.
No I'm a disgusting Britbong and it's in my blood to go to the third world umbonga shitholes where they worship big bloodthristy animals as symbols of their strength and shoot them dead while laughing at them.
Animals either exist to be our pets, good or to entertain us, it's their choice which they get to be, but predator is not one of them.
And also moronic. Enjoy burning for all eternity 😉
Good thing the Komodo is protected by a frickmassive fine and a year in prison so you don't have any webms of such a stupid action. Komodochads win again. Crococucks stay seething
>Needs thirdworlders to defend it's ability as a predator
Once again the Lizardcuck needs humans to defend it.
Put komodos in africa they won't be so smug there.
Why are the best lizards in the gaming world, Argonians?
>lizard people such as myself.
show clooc
Am lizard too
CLOOC OR GTFO
Saltwater crocodiles btfo komodo dragons every single they interact.
well a ballistic missile also btfos crocodile every single time they interact
I like watching the komodo dragons thump their necks into eachother big ol dragon lizards
No fricking shit
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Extreme Kek!
But what if the Crocodile is a male?
That's even better
succ
it is, male cloacas are puffy
H-How would it feel were I to stick my penis inside that croc's cloaca?
Only the males get that big
imagine if he laid on top of me haha
It would be extremely painful
You're a big lizard
bump
>ywn receive a hug from an usually cuddly and non-hostile croc
sadge
Isn't there like, a severely well documented precedent that domesticated crocs are extremely friendly and protective?
They are smarter than other reptiles (other than birds) so I wouldn't be surprised.
You'd die
I would love that!
Sometimes love hurts 🙁
Wholesome to see
Its a male's cloaca
They have penis's not cloaca thats basically a wiener hatch
It's not that big the croc is in the foreground, classic perspective illusion
idk about that croc in specific, but I heard saltwater crocodiles are massive, with some adult males reaching 7m in length.
You can see it's little fingees distort from the tubulon though
the fingers are in front of the cage, look at her head she's looking to the right, why would she look there if the croc was in front of her
Thats a male and that's his penis hatch his junk comes out when hes ready to go
You’re asking that and I’m just over here wondering how Dolphin Pussy feels
So what? Great white sharks shit on your saltwater pussies every time they interact.
Pick up Soul Calibur; there's a lizardman named Aeon Calcos.
Argonian lore
You can be a lizard in Dungeon Lords
>Dungeon Lords
I've never heard about this game but as soon as I looked at the screenshots it felt like I've played it several times
Only one I know.
>dinosaur game
>most based thing in it is a lizard
Elderscrolls, play as an Argonian I guess.
What about Ark? Giant Komodos are literally an animal you can tame and ride and shit. I honestly don’t know why Ark isn’t more popular and talked about here, it’s basically the best game ever made. It’s like every game rolled into one.
but I can't BE the lizard.
Yes you can, when you get on a creatures saddle you’re not controlling your character you’re controlling your animal.
paladins.
imagine liking these stupid ugly dumb bug eating morons.
i think they're neat
why is this bawd showing feet like that
what do you mean, he's just fighting
prostitute!!!
that's not very nice
HARLOT!!
STRUMPET!
TROLLOP!
bawd!
MARRIAGE PROSPECT!!
TRAMP!
WORM!
LIZARD PUSSY
preach it brother
BOK
BOK
CHILLY
I HATE SAURUS
That space coomer game is full of scalies according to the threads that talk about them. Most of them have dicks too and balls larger than your head so it should be right up your alley, homosexual.
???
Sup
wtf are these furry convention horror game looking characters?
I dunno never touched the game myself found it browsing steam games just popped in my head because of the subject which actually reminds me..
God I hate trannies so fricking much. Just wanted to talk about lizard games, not jerk off to lizard men like a bunch of pedophiles. Guess I’ll drive to the mall and slash all tires with lefty/troony sex flags on them instead of having fun ITT.
Oh you should play Turok then
he threw turok, i ran
>Just wanted to talk about lizard games, not jerk off to lizard men
WNB?
MORE
reminded me to redownload it again on new comp
oot lizards had the best artwork
Monitor Lizard joke: I am "monitoring" this thread.
Human Male joke: I am "stroking my wiener" to this thread.
If you catch his drift.
game?
echidna wars. those two enemies are the only lizards in the game. also it's a vore game
Echidna Wars
An actual challenging beat em up game with lots of vore
I want to KILL a Tama!
I want to KISS a Tama!
hey i was just checking that same page
imagine the soapy blowjobs
>doesn't end with vore
lame
The animator has done some vore, too. It's pretty nice.
Sauce is pb472 on e621.
wait do you guys want to frick lizards
You don't?
only females
and their tails have to be big
>tailgays
uhhhhhhhhhh
just their tails
make a choice
this can be arranged neatly between two anons and the lizard
only if they have a big ass
or hips that enhance their features
just their feet
based
did you spam the bing ai on release for lizard feet
no but that's not a bad idea...
it's so terrible at hands and feet, but it's so addicting to keep rolling in hopes it works out
I haven't played much with these AI, but I've seen some friends talking about how the trick is changing the position of words and also the artstyle until it's good or something, but I don't know what half of these words mean
that's basically it
it doesn't know much specific items, but for generic descriptions like lizardman doing x pose in x art style works
it also knows godzilla pretty well if you are into him but not the other kaiju
The Gecko Gods
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1290760/The_Gecko_Gods/
OP here
Why are these a majority of sex games?
lizards are alluring
Yeah, but lizards are cool.
I think DKC has some of my favorite reptile enemies. There are a lot of Kremlings so you can really take your pick
fire brand is hot
man I just wanted cool games, not homosexualry
frick you all
star fox adventures is cool
sorry pal. all the cool ;lizard games are never going to be since everyone sees lizards are enemies
digitigrade feet are so hot
Shame about what happened to The Other Thread. Ended with a golden key though.
if you mean those mobile girls? yeah they were a great find. sadly they wont be popular like that wolf from that vampire vs werewolf game
Ever try The Isle?
There's no lizard in that game
It's supposed to have Megalania eventually but it won't happen any time soon
Susie.
still waiting for him to return
Gex would be such a fun frick, I hope they make a lot of art of him
what kind of art anon?
"They" who?
Lizards you say?
>when she showed her tailhole during sex
i wish they did a follow up in the next collab
>reptilian
>breasts
For what purpose?
lizard milk
you're israeli?
>R*ptiles
Still mad that there are Beastren in Dragon's Dogma 2 while Saurians are relegated to fodder enemies. Lizard men have always been cooler.
>enemies can spawn camp you