Which game analysis did you read or watch without even playing the game?

which game analysis was it?

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is it "NOOOO IT'S NOT MORROWIND, AIEEEE"? I figure they all are when it comes to Oblivion.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oblivion is the biggest case of "we didn't know how good we had it" yes it's a downgrade from Morrowind as far as becoming an OP god character and it's little more than a very pretty generic first person RPG but look what came next, fricking Skyrim. I'd take 8 oblivion sequels over Skyrim

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A Quick Retrospective
      >12 hours

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        i think thats the joke

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me? Its pannekoek2012 https://youtu.be/kpk2tdsPh0A

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        This video is so interesting to me that I'll watch it in its entirety every few months. I wish people didn't ridicule him for it as I'd love more commentated content

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          the first time i've seen it I was 100% convinced everything he is saying is complete bullshit and that he is just making this stuff up
          learning that its actually all real was crazy

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even tho he's holding the A button to the next stage, logically it's still a press that was hold through both worlds. His "hypothesis" can't be proved mathematically, but so many people fall for it

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're a moron and I will not respond to any subsequent replies. The half press is simply a form of notation to say that its a singular held A press for the level. In a full run the half press would inevitably be released as a full press. It's a challenge that pannenkoek and the community participate in, so dumb outsiders like you trying to argue math and semantics are moronic. Frick off, casual

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair Patricians video is pretty good in the analysis of oblivion

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was disappointed that he didn't mention the Shrine of Sheogorath's changing dialog based on how far you progressed through Shivering Isles

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is just too much. You're already dictating so there's no reason it should take longer than 20 minutes imo, which could be already pushing it. It's pretty much a review, plus the changes over the years or rather, how the game was when it was released since it's a retrospective. You're not gonna get an audience patient enough for that.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's broken up into a number of segments and is written with the user playing it in the background in mind, never requiring you to actually look at the video

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          >is written with the user playing it in the background in mind, never requiring you to actually look at the video
          proof?

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Steak's MGS 4 was a mistake. It's a must-watch.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I only watch analysis of game I've played, I'm sorry.

      As of recent years I've had difficulties watching "x thing is bad" videos mostly because half the time is employed in simply saying "I don't like thing", I recently watched "Why I dont like undertale" and it was mostly "I just didn't like it lmao" for 40 minutes.

      The only one that still gets me is matthewmatosis rant on bioshock infinite.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon dont

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >video essay
    >video
    >not listening to it in the background
    i never understood essaygays. first off, you're fricking inefficient, just listen to it while you do anything else. secondly, you're most likely listening to a former furry with his mic shoved in his throat and with a vocal fry who still forces IRL skits in his videos after 2014

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some of them employ visual aid effectively, and some of them squeeze visual jokes.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    MandaloreGaming's adventure game playthroughs

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >12 hours of ShammyTV being the opposite of his fursona because he's a giddy drunk and talking incessantly
      I watched his playthrough of The Moment of Silence and it wasn't worth it at all.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's amazing how much Shammy ruined the mystery of the druids playthrough

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >watching homosexuallore the troony who hangs with the troony cancel squad
      youre a Black person

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only good game analysis out there
    >Justin poppin hydros like skittles
    >Bob ripping on guitar

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who's tried his hand at video essays, i promise you that anything longer than an hour is inevitably going to devolve into autistic nitpicking that does very little to serve the video's thesis. Hell, even an hour is pushing it most of the time.

    Anyone who writes and watches these 3 hour videos are either bored as frick, sperging out, or has 0 idea how to write and is using a thousand words when 10 would probably do.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I am the authority in this!!!!
      Yeah you sound like the kind of c**t who'd make one these.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I made one about the desolate hope last like 12 minutes it's in spanish though

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post essays

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >i promise you that anything longer than an hour is inevitably going to devolve into autistic nitpicking that does very little to serve the video's thesis
      Sometimes it devolves into autistic nitpicking that perfectly serves the video's thesis, such as in the case of this series:

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Might check it o...
        >It's a reply video

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Worth every second.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some of these many hour long "analyses" are a roundabout way of posting the whole game online for people to watch without getting copyright striked, as it's under the guise of critique/review.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I liked the video and agreed with his point, but dude really did just waste 20 minutes of the video on an "experiment" proving something obvious that could have been summed up in 30 seconds. I like Game Statistic and his breakdown of the Tomb Raider games, but even this was too autistic for me. Good thing there's timestamps.

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    You watch one and you've watched them all. They are all the same safe opinions over and over again

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching any YouTube video let alone analysis/review videos

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The pipe strip

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The cat has your PIPE

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only vidya retrospective tuber guy I actually love is TehSnakerer. Something about this dumb bongs voice and style of speaking is very relaxing and almost hypnotic. Plus his analysis of weird old games is actually interesting and well thought out.

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing drives me more berserk than getting 30 minutes into one of these only to realize that it's just a synopsis of the story and nothing else. There was even one that I watched where the guy just recounted his autistic RP of skyrim for several hours.

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nice thumbnail, homosexual

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    None, because they’re all the same.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of 90 movies. What are some examples of movies lasting for roughly 90 minutes or more?

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >analysis is great until the midway point where the author goes on an unexplicable rant about gamergate and how devs are harassed despite that not being what gamergate was about
    Many such cases.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pyrocynical makes the best gaming essays. His Fry cry 3 video is infinitely rewatchable.

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the sweet spot for you when it comes to essay runtime? Do you prefer longer and shorter particularly when it's a game you haven't played?

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch video essays, I watch 30 minute reviews with spoilers to decide if I want to play the game. The focus of the review is usually vague impressions specific to the author rather then a structured breakdown of the game, because that is more relevant.

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    572210048
    See lads, this is ad hominem right here guys. I said they can't prove it

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I've seen this exact same thread multiple times already over the past few weeks.

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