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Infiniminer walked so Minecraft could run
Run into the ground
God I hate Mojang
Base game now plays like 3 haphazardly put together mods
Well said anon
Wolf3D, Doom.
shenmue walked so yakuza could run
Dark Souls walked so Dark Souls II could run, stumble and fall headfirst into shit
Except DS2 was a much better game mechanically than DS1, so much so that both DS3 and ER copied most of the mechanics it pioneered.
>Except DS2 was a much better game mechanically than DS1
Yeah, there’s power stancing and… wait literally everything fricking else is actually mechanical worse than DaS…
You take ds2's improvements for granted so much you don't even notice them. Funny.
>4way dodging is actually good guys(part of this message has been input eaten)
So that's why DS3 and ER are disappointing.
Dark Souls 2
Elden Ring
bad company 2 walked so battlefield 3 could run
Ninja Gaiden walked so DMC could run.
Ninja Gaiden walked so Ninja Gaiden could run.
my gpu
crysis
Artifact
TF2
me
I
Colantonio walked so Arkane could run their franchises into the ground.
ocarina of time
demon's souls
Monster Hunter Rise
Dragon's Dogma 2
Wyvern riding is a beta test for enhanced climbing mechanics, followers are a beta test for improved pawns
Elden Ring
Horizon Forbidden West
gta v
half life 1
Hitler walked so israelites could run
Baba walked so You could run.
mario, sonic
Resident Evil 4 walked at an infuriatingly fricking slow pace constantly getting distracted by moronic fixations like QTEs, dumb arcadey boss fights like the lake, and turret sections to the point that it eventually loses sight of what makes Resident Evil games good and eventually turns into an extremely mediocre braindead run and gun shooter where the shooting isn't even that satisfying so Resident Evil 5 could run
isn't RE5 just RE4 with more, faster enemies?
It's the best parts of RE4 with most of the shit stuff cut out. It carries over some of the crap like it has a turrent section or two and a few QTEs but they're much less moronic in 5. RE5 also doesn't pussyfoot around and pretend it's not a glorified arcade game so it embraces splitting up the game into shorter stages and having the player do some planning and inventory management (one of the most interesting things about RE games which RE4 totally lacked) beforehand. Having to look after Sheva as an AI partner who consumes healing items and ammo also adds a much-needed layer of complexity to the game. The combat is much better and feels more powerful than RE4, and on top of all this as an added bonus it actually cares about being an RE game and doesn't ignore major story threads or rewrite characters into somebody totally different like RE4 did. It also doesn't nosedive in quality after the first hour like RE4 did. 5 is consistently good up until around 1 hour before the ending but even those ending sections are much more enjoyable than RE4's island.
RE5 is literally the worst part of RE4 (island) but in a full game. Stop coping, zoomer.
I wish there was another game like RE5, that game was awesome. It was slower paced but still kept you on your feet.
The game that really took RE4's ideas and ran with them was Dead Space, but ok
Switch walked so Deck could run
Silent Hill
Amnesia
Amnesia is more like Eternal Darkness but without the gameplay. So in this case it's more like "Eternal Darkness ran so Amnesia could walk like a b***h".
Defense of the Ancients
League of Legends
Shenmu and Yakuza.
Contra
Cuphead
>contra walked
I don't think you understand the meaning of the phrase
Butcher walked so my Warrior could run.
W walked so Shift could run
Unless you're in minecraft. I swear that game is like the wordpress of videogames. Just slowly organically adding features until you have this cobbled mess of a product years later.
Jak & Daxter walked so seamless open world games could run
cop/Black person
Mario walked so Sonic could run
Oblivion, Skyrim.
>good game/series gets ignored while the shittier version of it becomes more popular
name them
Danganronpa 1 crawled at the ground filled with piss and shit screaming like a fricking aborted baby so Danganronpa 2 could take a small walk so Danganronpa V3 could take an olympic sprint
Everquest and WoW
DMC1 and basically every action game released afterwards.
dark souls walked so sekiro could run and elden ring could fall on its face and crawl
tf2 walked so spiral knights could run
Unreal 4 and Fortnite.