Which way Ferelden man?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hero of Ferelden > Hawke = Inquisitor

    Goddamn did they screw up DA fast as frick. At least Fallout got three games out of the deal, Dragon Age was fricked as soon as 2.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 is the best game, but 2 has simultaneously the best and worst story
    That third thing doesn't exist on my plane of reality

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That third thing doesn't exist on my plane of reality
      Because you have shit taste.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hawke is Kirkwallian though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He moves up there but was born in Lothering, was he not?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        His parents were from Kirkwall and he was at least conceived there if not born. the twins were born in Lothering iirc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a human inky is from the free marches too though not from kirkwall

      >you do stop the qunari
      Too late, when the damage is already done
      >and meredith
      >he doesn't know

      killing the qunari's military leader is an achievement, and honestly frick kirkwall they should've been allowed to raze that shithole to the ground
      >he doesn't know
      I didn't pay attention to dumb netflix slop
      but lmao they really revived her huh? can't wait for somehow corypheus returned

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hawke

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the handjobs

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "frick you" hawke > HoF > inquisitor > sarcastic quip hawke

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aggressive Hawke is best because he's the personality that accurately voices how I feel about most of the characters in 2.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe one of the only redeeming parts of the game.
        >Hey Hawke, I--
        >MAKE IT QUICK.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Rivalry system is fantastic because you get to tell the shittiest party members exactly how shit they are until they realize that you make some strong arguments.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mfw utterly mindbreaking Merrill into being my domesticated cityelf gf

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Merill is so fricking autistic

              Anders was fine in Awakening

              Yeah, but then he became a little b***h

              >I WANT TO FRICK MEREDITH AND FRICK ANDERS
              wew lad

              kek

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dwarf noble HoF > my Lavellan Inquisitor >>> Hawke

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Warrior
    >Mage
    >Warrior again
    Roguebros...

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game lost its identity when they strayed from the grey warden type shit, if da4 isnt related to grey wardens then its doa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The idea of shifting focus from world-saving Gray Warden shit to some guy who just has to live with the choices that the actual movers and shakers make isn't a bad concept. In a lot of ways its the same idea KOTOR 2 tried to play with.
      This experiment utterly failed and DAII is a bad game, but the idea itself wasn't bad.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The failure was titling it "Dragon Age ll" that implies it will carry the story beats and themes of origins, more so when they had DA:O import shit for it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should've kept its original title, as it stands DA2 is the odd one out from the bunch. Could've had
          >Origins
          >Exodus
          >Inquisition
          >Dreadwolf

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Exodus was the name when it was still just a DAO expansion.

            Yes, it was actually just the 2nd expansion that got turned into a sequel in 10 months.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't protect one of his siblings, who dies
        >other sibling can also die, become a grey warden with a shortened lifespan and nothing but the prospect of fighting zombies your entire life; or a Circle cuck
        >mom gets turned into a sex slave zombie
        >doesn't manage to stop the qunari
        >doesn't manage to stop Anders from going Allahu Akbar
        >doesn't manage to kill Meredith
        >doesn't manage to stop the Templar/Mage war
        >unleashes and doesn't manage to kill Corypheus
        >is persecuted out of Kirkwall
        >is separated from his romantic parnter
        >writers make him hate on blood magic no matter player choice and savefile import even if he romanced Merrill and is a fricking blood mage himself
        >is left behind in the Fade for a dude with a cool moustache
        Here's your Shepard equivalent

        The leaks and concept art show DA4 has you playing as a Grey Warden again, but that's the least of the game's worries. It's been stuck in dev hell for 8 years, has had its director changed four (4) times and the current one is a terminally online Twittard. As if the previous two games weren't enough, DA4 was over before it even began

        da:o fricked because it was a darker setting, the soundtrack helped with that too. it was gorier and more grounded in my opinion. going from that to fricking inquisition was a flashbang. certainly hope da4 pulls through if its actually about grey wardens

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it was gorier and more grounded in my opinion.
          Which part? The Immortal Dragon god or the werewolf forest?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            more grounded in the sense of the graphical style, colour palette, music and overall art direction taken with the game. da:i in comparison is a very flashy, bright game, whereas da:o has a very muted colour palette

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only aspect of the visuals I don’t care for is the armour, a lot of them look terrible

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I usually just rock with Corruption and the Superior Dragonbone set.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I usually just rock with Corruption and the Superior Dragonbone set.

                Consider the following

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was kino

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            the deep roads part was fricked up with the brood mother and shit. It was very dark and cool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't protect one of his siblings, who dies
      >other sibling can also die, become a grey warden with a shortened lifespan and nothing but the prospect of fighting zombies your entire life; or a Circle cuck
      >mom gets turned into a sex slave zombie
      >doesn't manage to stop the qunari
      >doesn't manage to stop Anders from going Allahu Akbar
      >doesn't manage to kill Meredith
      >doesn't manage to stop the Templar/Mage war
      >unleashes and doesn't manage to kill Corypheus
      >is persecuted out of Kirkwall
      >is separated from his romantic parnter
      >writers make him hate on blood magic no matter player choice and savefile import even if he romanced Merrill and is a fricking blood mage himself
      >is left behind in the Fade for a dude with a cool moustache
      Here's your Shepard equivalent

      The leaks and concept art show DA4 has you playing as a Grey Warden again, but that's the least of the game's worries. It's been stuck in dev hell for 8 years, has had its director changed four (4) times and the current one is a terminally online Twittard. As if the previous two games weren't enough, DA4 was over before it even began

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also if you romance Isabella he's canonically a cuck, she was lying when she said she would stop being a bawd

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grey Warden
        No, it doesn't.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon...
          >Inquisition sees the Grey Wardens retreating to Weisshaupt Fortress in order to regroup and plan their next move
          >pic related shows DA4 concept art with a Grey Warden front and center
          >leaked gameplay shows the MC wearing Grey Warden armor and walking around Weisshaupt Fortress as a dungeon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Inquisitor also wears Grey Warden armor. Also, that art style isn't in line with all the other concept art.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The inquisitor's armor is actually called inquisitor armor tho

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that art style isn't in line with all the other concept art
              What are you even talking about. Also it's one thing to be able to equip Warden armor in-game, it's another to be represented in pre-release concept art and leaked internal gameplay with it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What are you even talking about.
                You can't tell how the image is drawn differently from all the other concept art? The one with the Warden looks more like a style they would use for a comic book.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You still haven't explained how that somehow doesn't make it an official BioWare pic representing Dreadwolf, and how it affects elements like pic related

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You still haven't explained how something that looks different than all the artwork done by the art team for the dread wolf storyboard phase makes it unrelated
                I mean, just think a little. Also, the Hero of Ferelden would either be referred to as that or Warden Commander. Grey Warden is someone like Blackwall.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no explanation
                >the Hero of Ferelden would either be referred to as that or Warden Commander
                Anon what the hell makes you think we were talking about the Hero of Ferelden at any point?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate the DA2 design for darkspawn hurlocks so fricking much

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this game lost its identity when they strayed from the grey warden type shit, if da4 isnt related to grey wardens then its doa

        https://i.imgur.com/orqv5vx.jpg

        Which way Ferelden man?

        [...]
        da:o fricked because it was a darker setting, the soundtrack helped with that too. it was gorier and more grounded in my opinion. going from that to fricking inquisition was a flashbang. certainly hope da4 pulls through if its actually about grey wardens

        The rumour is Dreadwolfs human protagonists are going to be an Avvar Slave and a Tevinter Noble Magister, and that the Augur of Mystery Magister Sidereal was actually an Avvar too

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon...
          >Inquisition sees the Grey Wardens retreating to Weisshaupt Fortress in order to regroup and plan their next move
          >pic related shows DA4 concept art with a Grey Warden front and center
          >leaked gameplay shows the MC wearing Grey Warden armor and walking around Weisshaupt Fortress as a dungeon

          Don't forget that Andraste was an Old God Baby and is going to revive Dumat again like in pic related

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the whole mother serial killer plot was the dumbest part of 2
        like even with the final act which is where the story starts falling apart in general you can at least see where time crunch and short dev time fricked them, but there's no excuse for how they handled the serial killer
        I would note you do stop the qunari and meredith, and to be fair IIRC the original plan was for hawke to be the inquisitor but the dlc for 2 with the mary sue elf was so poorly received, and rightly so, that they nixxed that idea entirely

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you do stop the qunari
          Too late, when the damage is already done
          >and meredith
          >he doesn't know

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >somehow Meredith returned
            god that's moronic

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >god that's moronic

              Sir, this is a Dragon Age thread
              Of course it's moronic.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, I dropped this franchise after Inquisition like the turd it was. I'm just surprised just how much more moronic it became since then.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>is left behind in the Fade for a dude with a cool moustache
        But that was Loghaine and yes I did sacrifice my young, fertile FemHawke to make sure he could suffer a few more years

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >his Loghain survived the Landsmeet

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yup

            >male human noble warrior
            >harden Alistair and Lelianna
            >marry Arnora, execute Alistair
            >recruit Loghaine
            >Lelianna is my mistress in the epilogue
            >stab Morrigan before she vanishes into the mirror
            >KILL DARKSPAWN

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >kill your best friend for a barren ass b***h who'd sell you out to save herself
              Kys

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My best friends were Barkspawn and Sten in that order.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is left behind in the Fade for a dude with a cool moustache
        based
        the scene with varrick afterwards is pure kino
        frick varrick by the way

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the only scenes in the entire game with any emotional weight or competent acting and all it took was killing off the protagonist of the 2nd game.
          Though in my case I saved Loghain over Hawke, which in and of itself was so absurd it still brought down that scene for me.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only good thing I will ever have to say about DAI is that you can give Loghain a proper end with that quest. Using Hawke is just edgy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Loghain ending up acting Commander of the Orlesian Grey Wardens is a funny turn of events

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh and I also enjoyed killing off Bull's troon squad of literal whos

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is left behind in the Fade for a dude with a cool moustache
        Him having to "Leap into the Abyss" as Flemeth said he had to and fighting the nightmare is so much better than taking the easy route of saving the previous MC and sacrificing the random npc no one cares about. Also
        >you now remember when a pre-release trailer showed Hawke and Alistair for the first time and people recognized the former but not the latter because he looks nothing like he did in DAO
        Imagine being a DAI dev hyped for fans to see the trailer but none of them realize it's Alistair showing how hard you fricked up

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know the first time I tried to romance Eveline because redhead+dumb warrior and also because she was "tehehe Hawke I only care about work but I always have time to check on you, I really care about you" and because you had a few flirts option but then I discover not only that she isn't romance but if I help her with her companion quest she will ignore all my flirts and frick a random guard in her office while I'm outside

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I left hawke in the fade cause dragon mom told me that was her fate at the start of DA2

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >her

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            fem Hawke is so fricking hot, I wish I could make Bethany look like this and have incest sex with her

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I, on the other hand, wish to be her, like a fricking troon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I tend to play Origins as a Male Dwarve Noble, hawk isnt able to be remade so I just had played fem hawke then and depending on my mood of wanting to go through the slop of inquisition its either Human or Dalish Elf.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        make him hate on blood magic no matter player choice and savefile import even if he romanced Merrill and is a fricking blood mage himself
        Honestly, considering the trailer portrays him as only using Blood Magic as a last resort this makes sense

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The trailer where he kills the Arishook was one of the best promotional video I've ever seen. It convinced me to pre-order the game despite not liking DAO due to how sluggish it felt. But it was such a lie
          >the staff he uses is a free DLC and not even in the game
          >the armor set is only available after the events of the trailer
          >he fights the Arishook in a room and not in front of a crow on a throne
          >the spell he uses to kill the Arishook isn't even in the game
          What a load of crock. Never felt more lied to.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>the spell he uses to kill the Arishook isn't even in the game
            it is in the game, just not as a spell, more like an execution move or something? you can do it on those big monsters from the fade
            still shit anyway

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it's Crushing Prison, and the animation can happen as a 'kill move' if you do it to a big enemy when they're low on health

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>the spell he uses to kill the Arishook isn't even in the game
            It was. Crushing Prison

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the lack of player agency in the story is what pissed me off the most about DA2. Like you don't always need to make your RPG protagonist the chosen one where every character sucks his/her wiener but at the same time you don't want to make them someone that is constantly strung along where every choice they make is completely invalidated by forces beyond their control. It's like BioWare tried to course correct too hard.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The quest where Meredith forces you to hunt down blood mages was where I stopped caring. There's some elven woman who's like "yeah my husband is scary AF and talked about wanting my blood". Hawke tells her that he'll protect her and to wait for him to come to her at nightfall.
          What does Hawke actually do? Waits around a corner until he stabs her and she's on the floor dead lol.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leaving this gay behind for a literal who in Inquisition was worth the pirate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd have been fine with DA2 using the Warden Commander from Awakening and leaving the player's fate either unheard of or ambiguous or just saying "a sacrifice was made to protect Denerim and defeat Urthemiel". Problem is EA didn't want to wait 4-5 years for another entry and they killed ME and DA in the same decade within a comparable timespan.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only correct choice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this guy basically solo's the Grey Warden party + their combined armies
      >He's just another unnamed enemy to the Hero of Fereldan that gets beheaded/blown up in the regular timeline
      I love when games do this

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only correct choice.

        I totally forgot about that expansion, but now I remember it being pretty damn neat.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        I totally forgot about that expansion, but now I remember it being pretty damn neat.

        How did Alistair do, anons?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Barkspawn is canon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is pic related the first time the name was used? This comic is from November 2009 while the Darkspawn Chronicles DLC came out May 2010

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did pretty fricking good honestly, it's kinda funny how he didn't actually need us at all
          We aren't Hawke or the Inquisitor, eve the Human Noble is just a random guy who steps up because Alistair doesn't want to.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Did pretty fricking good honestly, it's kinda funny how he didn't actually need us at all
            He did though, considering he and the party get bodied by a mini-boss

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well, yeah, he choked in the home stretch, but for a guy who was pretty keen on dodging responsibility, clearing nine-tenths of the game with no reload is a solid effort.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >eve the Human Noble is just a random guy who steps up because Alistair doesn't want to.
            If you play/interpret it a certain way, the Cousland protagonist isn't even stepping up because Alistair doesn't want to, but because the Noble himself wants revenge on Howe and everything else is just getting within sword range of the fricker.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eh, I prefer "that damn Cousland smile" to the straight revenge story.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Eh, I prefer "that damn Cousland smile" to the straight revenge story.
                The what now?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm okay with a straight revenge story because it's done in a satisfying and lengthy manner. DA:O plays every old fantasy RPG pretty much completely straight anyway, down to the most ridiculously on the nose standoffish ancient elves and drunken bearded dwarves seen in years, but I like it since it does so unapologetically and without ever going, "Hey, it's just like Other Fantasy thing! Isn't that so wacky?" Man, I forgot how much I like Origins. I fricking hate what Bioware became so much, bros.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This, Human Noble is the best origin because it ties you personally to the main quest moreso than the Circle of Magi or Bhelen do in other origins. The big baddie's second in command personally slaughtered your entire family, it doesn't get more metal than that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                mage always felt kind of half-assed, the dwarves had a bunch of relevance but only at orzamaar, but yeah human noble is definitely linked the most, going from "get revenge" to "get revenge and also save the world and the 30 other things that have piled up holy frick I just want to kill this guy but there are so many other people who are also in need of stabbing"
                in retrospect the origins don't really have THAT much difference for most of the game and even the flavor dialogue tends to die down in the latter half, but it's still way above and beyond what most any modern dev would do and especially once you count the hours of per-origin intro stuff that literally 80% of players probably never even see

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ties you personally to the main quest
                no it's doesn't, Howe is just a minor antagonist in Ferelden. The plot is about darkspawn.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no it's doesn't
                Hell yes it does. The game's antagonist is 100% Loghain, he's the man that screws everyone up at Ostagar, gets Cailan killed, sends assassins against you the entire game and whose frick-ups you clean up throughout the entire game and every big story arc up until the Landsmeet. In comparison the Archdemon really is just "a big dragon". And Howe is Loghain's second in command and seen with him in cutscenes throughout the game like the one where they hire Zevran. Having him kill your family ties you directly to wanting Loghain's downfall much more than if you were a disconnected Grey Warden on his first day at the job. Don't be disingenuous.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Human Mage canonically makes you related to the Hawke family.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Incredibly based of Alistair except ruling with Anora.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ywn let Isolde point a knife at you while having animeZevran in your party
          Playing as Alistair would have been pretty kino

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tried out the Elf origins, holy frick i hadn't realized elfs were so small, it's clear weapons were made for human characters

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    vivienne raceplay sex

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How come I’m only just learning Gackt starred in and performed the theme song for a Dragon Age movie?
    Also there was a Dragon Age movie, apparently

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the movie Cassandra gets together with the bf that dies at the beginning of Inquisition and she tells you about

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gackt starred in and performed the theme song for a Dragon Age movie
      brb gonna torrent some kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can’t find the Japanese dub anywhere

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Inquisitor is a Marcher though.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna replay Origins after i finally decide on how i want my Human Noble to look like(i am massively autistic)
    Is the level limit high enough to support going from sword and shield into dual wield for story reasons, or do i just stick with one?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how i want my Human Noble to look like
      Make him look like the official BioWare dude from the trailers (the in-game trailers not the CG ones)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just goth Alistair

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          More than one person in Ferelden is allowed to have the "John McNormie" hairstyle

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not in the same group of friends

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like a (You) issue

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >canon Warden and Hawke look like chads
                >canon Inquisitor looks like an Oblivion character

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won’t defend them but I enjoy 2 and Inquisition despite being far worse than Origins

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can meet you halfway in that DA2 can be amusing if you play it as a real butthole.
      Inquisition I cannot defend even a little bit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m in the same boat

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commander of the Grey, but only Cousland or Aeducan. Otherwise, Aggro Hawke.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DA:O was the only game in the series worth playing and even then it was mediocre.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best class for Inquisition?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uninstall Wizard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        quality joke
        kudos, anon

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DAO, DA2 and DAI all came out in five years
    >it's been ten years since Inquisition and Dreadwolf is nowhere near release

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, making games these days seems like a disaster.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect isn't doing much better, BioWare is a sinking ship at this point and it's a wonder how long EA will even bother using the branding after the decade of stinkers they've been dropping.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its for the best. No one can honestly be excited for Dreadwolf
      gays are just anticipating a flop and the death of a studio that honestly ruined western RPGs for alot of gays.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find Origins a slog tbhqwty. Only found Ozarmar and Tower fun.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Inquisitor getting two completely different "cover armors" really rustled my jimmies. Then again the armor mechanics in DAI in their entirety are horrible, nevermind then the armor designs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      WhTs the other one?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What*

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pic related, one on the left is from wallpapers and the game's cover. One on the right is from the E3 demo and trailers. Same thing happens with his greatsword, sometimes it looks like the Refined Greatsword sometimes like the Greatsword of the Dragon. Make up your fricking minds BioWare, it was easy as frick to equip Hawke with the Champion Robes and calling it a day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >champion robes
          Looked up since i never played 2
          Holy shit the mage version is so much better than the other 2 it's unreal

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do you mean, you don't like Korean MMO armor designs?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know what's REALLY funny? There is literally only three armor sets total for each class, one for each act, if you don't own any of the DLC.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eh, don't see much issue in that
              At least it's not Tiers, were your family blade quickly becomes worthless after getting it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're joking, right? That's three armor sets total for the entire game. Even Origins had at least three unique models for every class of armor and the only restriction between armor classes was your strength so there was even more variety.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean, you don't like Korean MMO armor designs?

          Pity you have to more than 2/3rds of the game without it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            *to go more than

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've always liked this battle-mage Hawke. You magical powers in the lore comes form your connection to the fade, or whatever, right? So it doesn't mean you'll be more powerful if you read books, so there's no reason for most mages to be scrawny. A brawny fighter who just happens to have raw talent is a nice change of pace.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It also makes Carver even sadder
                >big brother has both talent in magic AND physical strength

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >big bro got all the ladies in lothering after his dick, including my crush
                >he even steals the cute and quirky elf girl i was hitting on
                Suddenly his standoffish and b***hy attitude makes sense

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you forgot that I also stole his twin sister first time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he doesn’t know that

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's tsundere for Garrett

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That checks out for Carver - guy's role is all about being the middest fricking middle child in all of Thedas, and either dying or learning to deal.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Uh, mages have a connection to the fade yes, but iirc their power comes from the fact that their bodies naturally produce lyrium. And in fact consuming lyrium potions are also how templars use their anti-magic

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two things: I WANT TO FRICK MEREDITH AND FRICK ANDERS, I HATE THAT LITTLE b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anders was fine in Awakening

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I WANT TO FRICK MEREDITH AND FRICK ANDERS
      wew lad

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hawke was a great character in a middling game with ideas should've been fleshed out instead of forgotten.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked Isabela but it was just sex, and then I offered her to a fellow anon virgin from the circle but she didn't want to...
    Merill is more cute with all her autism anyway and she didn't frick half of my party

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    still the best 2024

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fenris did nothing wrong btw, frick mages

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricked by mages you mean

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with cassandra

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but before Inquisition were they butchered her face. I still want to try Inquisition one day because of her but the game look so shitty

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i like her face

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, she was cute in 2

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no i actually kind of hate that face and prefer the manjaw one

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cassandra is much better looking in 3 and it shouldn't even be a discussion.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shame about that personality.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's a Fed, anon. You expected different?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ugly on the outside, ugly on the inside
                Imagine pampering a 40 year old woman only for her to scream her ex's name out loud during sex

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is why you're alone
                Brutal, what's her answer?
                >for her to scream her ex's name out loud during sex
                this is not real, right? It's just a meme out of context or something? Tell me it's not real

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just his autism. Just ignore it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Brutal, what's her answer?
                She sounds upset and says something like yes of course it would never be possible
                Then she walks off and probably cries herself to sleep LOL
                >this is not real, right? It's just a meme out of context or something? Tell me it's not real
                It's not real, I lied
                What actually happens is that you have sex with her and then she immediately tells you afterwards about her ex that she had sex with in the past

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What actually happens is that you have sex with her and then she immediately tells you afterwards about her ex that she had sex with in the past
                Why women do this? Hookers don't talk to me about all their other clients

                The quest where Meredith forces you to hunt down blood mages was where I stopped caring. There's some elven woman who's like "yeah my husband is scary AF and talked about wanting my blood". Hawke tells her that he'll protect her and to wait for him to come to her at nightfall.
                What does Hawke actually do? Waits around a corner until he stabs her and she's on the floor dead lol.

                Oh hey I was doing that quest today, i was laughing because it was exactly as you say most of the decisions don't matter because they end up with the same outcome

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >only for her to scream her ex's name out loud during sex
                That’s not what happened, she was reflecting on how she was worried about losing you and remember that a dude she was with over twenty years ago just died. Don’t start trying to turn it into cuck shit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a man

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You guys need help if you see a woman and think about dicks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You guys need help if you see a woman that looks like a middle aged man

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sucks man

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember the few minutes I touch the game before unistalling it I was doing some dumb mission were I had to secure resources and it was horrible because it felt like a mmorpg quest from SWTOR or WOW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why yes I will

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Janrock drew Cassandra
        Holy shit, saved.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's another
          https://www.artstation.com/artwork/aGnl92

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh shit. Thanks, buddy.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm late for my bottom surgery.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Got duped into supporting the qunari by a guy whose job is to lie to people

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Actually believing that Bioware writing is playing 4D chess with a side troony, when in fact it was completely 100% spoken in earnest, because that was the intent of the writers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was it though? Sten makes fun of Leliana in DAO for fighting like the men do. There's definitely an argument to be made that Iron Bull is just lying to Kremla (which the game makes abundantly clear multiple times that he is a liar)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Expecting Bioware to adhere to their own lore
            >Expecting them to not make everything a platform for their own agenda

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I still can't believe that DAI was going to let the Inquisitor frick a demon posing as Leliana and it got pulled because female writers thought it was "rapey"

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fact is, that other anon has a point. Iron Bull is definitely not meant to be trustworthy. It's just funny to see him saying that shit when we've had multiple characters debunk what he says

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Expecting Bioware to adhere to their own lore
                >Expecting them to not make everything a platform for their own agenda

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Sten makes fun of Leliana in DAO
            >in DAO
            Yeah that's what we call a retcon

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kek you guys are pretending DAO was some right wing artistry. It wasn't, I remember Bioware at the time was shoving the gay sex scenes in everyone's faces

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't wait for pic related to be in Dreadwolf then

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                we went from this to the troony squad in inquisition

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Far from it, the game is absolutely as liberal as you'd expect from late-aughts media. But it also made it clear that under the Qun, women don't fight, and part of Sten's unfamiliarity with non-qunari arises from the fact that he's hanging out with women who do.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Point to the important troony NPC you're told about in DAO then, or the companion whose backstory is "daddy doesn't love me because I suck wiener :("

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              This anime and the fan response to it proved that Bioware will never do anything interesting with slavery as a topic
              The villain was done so dirty for the grave crime of being born to someone who has slaves. Even though he helped MC escape after she killed his mother and tries to bring MC's brother back to life
              Meanwhile the b***h MC was dating that literally betrays her and tries to sell her into slavery is somehow meant to be sympathetic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not my fault that BioWare decided to make the mouthpiece for their newer, friendlier qunari lore a fundamentally dishonest person with strong political and strategic motivations for turning disaffected locals into foreign assets.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, and they’re not gonna walk it back (even if they somehow wanted to, which they don’t) because of trans-erasure or some other shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought a spy is supposed to blend in and pose as someone he's not instead of getting angry and seethe at me if I disagree with him? Because that's what happens in regards to the qunari troony.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Iron Bull's role was to draw focus to him so that everything else gets ignored. He tells you that he and the Qunari are being up front and trusting and are willing to share information, but none of that ends up being true.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/Virtue%20Signal%20on%20Easter%20Sunday.png/
      Obsessed

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obsessed?
        Merely signal boosting Bioware's own messaging?
        What's wrong with that?

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one good thing about DA2 was its credits theme

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 minutes of a woman singing "2am"

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's dead, Jim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It gets worse. Look at the game director and lead writer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate Donnic

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got some news.
    https://slecnaztemnot.tumblr.com/post/735889573848170496/alleged-leaks-about-dragon-age-dreadwolf

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take aways
      >You cannot control your companions directly, you control your PC. You can give out commands to them to use abilities (similar to Mass Effect Andromeda), but you don’t switch over to them.
      >You can pause combat. Your character can attack, dodge and block. You cannot spam abilities. You dont have many abilities.
      >Leaker described the combat as close to God of War, Mass Effect Andromeda, Witcher 3. “If ME:A was meelee instead of ranged”.
      >No tactical aspect
      >Cant really comment on the story, was thrown in the middle of the quest (the focus of play test was on gameplay)
      >Character writing and dialogue felt “Marvel-esque”, very quippy.
      >“The game will be divisive”
      Rest in Pepperonis.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Basically, Andromeda with Swords.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You cannot spam abilities. You dont have many abilities.
        >Leaker described the combat as close to God of War, Mass Effect Andromeda, Witcher 3. “If ME:A was meelee instead of ranged”.
        But you could spam abilities in Andromeda. In fact, Andromeda had the most ability spam with certain builds out of all the Mass Effects.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm assuming he is refering to the power wheel cooldown mechanic, of Andromeda. Where you can't swap abilities, and it puts them in a cooldown.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. That doesn't make any sense. The ability swap had a cooldown because you were changing your whole build/class. That's not the same as using an ability.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are also conflating two sentences together.
              The abilities thing is one sentence, the combat is another.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The frick are you talking about? The abilities usage is part of the combat. You don't use abilities in Dragon Age for any other reason then combat. This isn't a Larian game where you can dick around towns.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The frick are you talking about? The abilities usage is part of the combat.
                There's more to combat than spamming abilities.
                I guess I'd expect you to know that, if you had played any games in your life.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The leak said you can't spam abilities, like in Mass Effect Andromeda. You, in fact, can spam abilities all day in Mass Effect Andromeda. It's the "leaker" who has not played any games in their life. To me, the "leak" just sounds some someone trying to get ecred on an anonymous chinese imageboard.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The leak said you can't spam abilities, like in Mass Effect Andromeda
                That's not what it said.
                It said you can't spam abilities, and that you have few of them.
                It said the combat felt a lot like Andromeda.
                It didn't say you can't spam abilities in Andromeda.
                It said you can't read, though.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"If ME:A was melee"
        >"character writing and dialogue felt 'Marvel-esque' and quippy"
        >" 'The game will be divisive' "
        Can't wait for the game to be so bad (especially now that people will compare it with BG3) it'll make Inquisition look like Planescape Torment

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Character writing and dialogue felt “Marvel-esque”, very quippy.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know Bioware are going the way of Larian now
          Inquisition had them shoehorn open world and dragon battles because of Skyrim and breasts and cloth physics because of Witcher
          Reactive moronic canadians

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        writing and dialogue felt “Marvel-esque”, very quippy.
        AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I HATE MODERN WRITERS SO FRICKING MUCH

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take aways
      >You cannot control your companions directly, you control your PC. You can give out commands to them to use abilities (similar to Mass Effect Andromeda), but you don’t switch over to them.
      >You can pause combat. Your character can attack, dodge and block. You cannot spam abilities. You dont have many abilities.
      >Leaker described the combat as close to God of War, Mass Effect Andromeda, Witcher 3. “If ME:A was meelee instead of ranged”.
      >No tactical aspect
      >Cant really comment on the story, was thrown in the middle of the quest (the focus of play test was on gameplay)
      >Character writing and dialogue felt “Marvel-esque”, very quippy.
      >“The game will be divisive”
      Rest in Pepperonis.

      I wouldn't trust any leaks. DA4 has been restarted twice due to EA shenanigans and there's no telling which version its coming from.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Allegedly, this is the last build, that is as of 2023, and too late to restart yet again. Everyone is saying the game is coming out late 2024

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take aways
      >You cannot control your companions directly, you control your PC. You can give out commands to them to use abilities (similar to Mass Effect Andromeda), but you don’t switch over to them.
      >You can pause combat. Your character can attack, dodge and block. You cannot spam abilities. You dont have many abilities.
      >Leaker described the combat as close to God of War, Mass Effect Andromeda, Witcher 3. “If ME:A was meelee instead of ranged”.
      >No tactical aspect
      >Cant really comment on the story, was thrown in the middle of the quest (the focus of play test was on gameplay)
      >Character writing and dialogue felt “Marvel-esque”, very quippy.
      >“The game will be divisive”
      Rest in Pepperonis.

      i was really hoping BG3 would usher in a return to isometric gameplay with dragon age reprising it's place in the genre but i guess not, what a shame

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It came out too late for EA to start trying to chase that trend

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no expectation of Dreadwolf being good. I am just going to play it in case Merrill shows up in it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'll probably show up as Solas' concubine if you helped her restore the mirror

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can actually fix the mirror? I just killed the keeper and the rest of the elfs

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those bygone generic male protags.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do breast implants exist in Thedas?

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As someone who has trudged through the most recent media pertaining to DA leading up to Dreadwolf it’s clear that there are SOME writers there who are still somewhat competent, however a lot of the stories they tell get bogged down by their LGBT pandering/progressive shit.

    Tevinter Nights in particular is a mixed bag of genuinely cool, grimdark stories that feel straight out of Origins like Horrors of Hormak where some homosexual Warden’s boyfriend is killed and his upper body is sliced off and put on top of a giant tainted centipede, forcing the warden to kill him. But then you get other shitty stories where you have a literal non-binary troony skipping through Tevinter in order to find a tentacle monster while being aided by Dorian and his troony friend.

    I can’t wait to see the chaos that will ensue when Dreadwolf comes out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrick Weekes, supposedly the most competent writer AND the most senior pre-Microsoft survivor, is a they/them non-binary with blue hair, which they only discovered about two years ago after living as a middle aged married white man for 40 years

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He’s single handedly responsible for shitting on most post David Gaider content since Gaider’s departure.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I tought Gaider himself did that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol I remember how every time there was a patch for MEA that there would be a line like
          >Conversation with Hainly Abrams has been changed
          without fail
          Like it was someone's full time job to fix any possible complaint with the trans character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hey, it's Aragorn on the left!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit I’ve never met someone else that’s actually read the side shit before? I stopped at magekiller just as the Breach opened. I planned on getting through Inquisition again before continuing but couldn’t.

      Patrick Weekes, supposedly the most competent writer AND the most senior pre-Microsoft survivor, is a they/them non-binary with blue hair, which they only discovered about two years ago after living as a middle aged married white man for 40 years

      Weekes is a homosexual (not actually gay funnily enough) he’s the one responsible for making Celene gay and turning what could have been an interesting civil war/rebellion story that delve into the politics of Orlais and how the Game worked into moronic elven victim and lovers quarrel shit.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have the base game for Dragon Age Inquisition, should I buy the DLC too? Is it any good?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you like the base game, the DLC are all pretty good. If you haven't tried the base game first, give it a try before committing.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This will be the tranniest, shittiest game ever, they learned nothing from the Andromeda shitshow

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait for this series to get ran through by big bull trannies too just like all the mid 2010’s vidya game series have been recently then gears of war too ooh kotor bioshock should be lame and gay too

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hero of Ferelden, others are b***hes.

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