Who do you pick, anon?

Who do you pick, anon?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not looking it up. but i think isis is some sort of beauty/fertility goddess so id be happy to serve her

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hades OP

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My chthoBlack person

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game? Poseidon looks cool

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell if I remember. I played them all, but I think Ra was my favorite. Love me that Egyptian shit.

      Age of Mythology, pal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I usually go with Ra.

      Age of Mythology. This is the base game, the expansion adds Kronos, Ouranos, Gaia, Fu Xi, Nü Wa, and Shennong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AoM, He's also shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer kid spotted.
      Anyway, its a AoE fantasy spin off beloved by oldgays for its high levels of souls

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hades le evil god
    >Set with a horse head

    ok..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally one of the most accurate depictions of a sha/set animal ever and you call it a horse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hades in the story is the only one of the greek major gods who isnt trying to frick you over and kindly helps you get out of his realm when you are tresspassing, even sending charon to help you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hades isn't evil, he's just the God of the Underworld. Yes, even in the game.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was literally the game that introduced my sheltered christian brain that dark=/=evil due to this

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to pick Hades / Ra / Odin. Loved me some birds as a kid and I only turtled in skirmishes anyway after finishing the campaign

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ISIS HEAR MY PLEA

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is AoM playable nowadays? I remember a base game and a Titans expansion back in early 2000s but apparently some more stuff released fairly recently. What's the best way to play for a nostalgiagay who wants to relive their school days like me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did a playthrough of base game and Titans last month, still held up perfectly to how I remember it. The only thing I remember them adding to the game is the Chinese expansion(?)/DLC, which is largely considered absolutely garbage, so I just skipped that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok, thanks

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hades is a pretty cool dude.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    R A
    A

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

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  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ra is good
    >empowering priests everywhere
    >locust on enemy + rain
    >stronger migdol dudes
    >comfy bird statue at town center

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good to see so many Rachads here, Egypt is a crazy comfy faction in an already super comfy game

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >liked to turtle
    >but also really wanted to play Norse, cus Norse are cool

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would have bought this last week but it wasn't on sale for some reason.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute girl sunbathing on a beach
    >Zeus turns into a bull and seduces her with his SUBLIME bull-ness, then carries her to an island, fornicates with her, and declares her the queen of the island
    >Poseidon rapes, and she was such a good lay that he grants her a wish. She is so traumatized that she wishes she was a dude so she can never be raped again
    So what does Hades do?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >So what does Hades do?
      See Persephone

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stays in the underworld with his wife.

    Not giving a (you) for your shit image.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      didn't he kidnap his wife against her will

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Atlantean of course

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I pick Kronos

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