Who the frick is he referring to?
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Saxton himself is kind of an idiot so he definitely pulled that number outta his ass. Pyro most likely can't read however, when we see (him/it/whatever) reading a newspaper it appears completely blank from pyrovision pov
Saxton didn't pull out that number out of its ass, the administrator herself said its a miracle they are still alive, ill go ahead and try to categorize them.
>War criminals
Soldier, Medic and 50% chance heavy got a couple of skeletons on its closet.
> 4 can't read
Scout, Pyro, and heavy but he most likely can't read english, the fourth guy is most likely soldier but the comics showed him reading a couple of times
>Sex criminals
Scout isnt legally allowed to be near school zones
>Weirdos
Sniper, medic and pyro
>Drunk but mostly normal guys
Demo, spy, engie and heavy...
Anyone still playing a game made by known scammers who commit false advertising and fraud.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
Actual legitimate mental illness
the frick? is that real? i'm used to schizos in certain threads but that is outrageous
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/valve%20screwed%20artifact/
>he thinks 6k posts is outrageous
Ever heard of ACK?
Ack is Ganker lingo by now
How could you tell apart a schizo poster from a bot ?
It's not their fault that you are moronic.
#7 when?
Same time as HL3 comes out.
>defective
pyro
>drunks
demo
>sex criminals
idk
>war criminals
soldier
>4 can't read
I assume scout and soldier and pyro, fourth maybe demo as he is drunk constantly and his mother said that no demo has eyeballs left at 30 so would be dumb to teach him how to read, heavy/engi/medic/spy 100% reads as they have/had professional paper work so the other alternative would be sniper
>>sex criminals
The Frenchman, obviously.
>sex criminals
probably scout
>sex criminals
>Scout is into underage girls?
I love my main even more
23/2+7=18.5
scout could frick at least some of the graduating class without it being weird
That's not the bad part. The bad part is, it implies he passes as a little boy.
That's gotta be a low blow to your confidence
>it implies he passes as a little boy
Some teenagers look like they are in their mid 20s, it's not that unbelievable.
How's that a bad thing?
23/9 is not 18.5
Funny meme but cosmetics aren't canon unless they appear in official media.
>Headshotting revolver
>exploding bottle
>5 sentries per engy
>heat seeking missiles
>sliding sapper
>sentries follow pills
>detonating while taunting
>minigun shoots ten thousand rounds per minute
>canon
>tfw new hats don't get item descriptions anymore
Medic is a sex criminal insofar as molesting your soul is a sex crime.
you can just say he's German
>Medic raped the tfc heavy with baboon babies
>makes it clear that it's not the first time he has done it
how did they get away with it
Hey, that's the exact scene where Medic kills engie's dad
Heavy and Medic's friendship here is really funny. Heavy knows how fricked up Medic is and that he probably put a uterus in him way back when, but still sees him as genius and trusted ally even after he went off to work for TFC.
Soldier shows he can read in the comics. It's probably demo, scout, pyro and sniper. Spy also calls engi illiterate which would be funny considering he has 11 PhDs
You'd have to fight in a war to be a war criminal, and we all know soldier is a civillian
>You'd have to fight in a war to be a war criminal
Actually no, most of the famous war criminals were civilians who gave the orders to the soldiers, not the soldiers themselves.
You can be a partisan and a war criminal. Irregular military forces are a thing.
I'd wager that heavy is also technically a war criminal due to his actions against the soviet government.
they threw his family into a gulag; it was self-defense
>supposed to be a dissident
>has a shit ton of soviet related cosmetics
Heavy outright has a doctorate in literature and his eloquence is lost in that he is merely fluent in English, not a master of it.
>Sex criminal
Probably Scout
Both soldier and sniper have done things that would be sex crimes in many areas.
Also the war criminal is DEFINITELY medic.
I just missed out on demo's parent's both being blind
>defectives
Scout, Demoman, Soldier all stand out, but really any of them could qualify as "defective".
>Sex criminals
I think the most likely would be Scout and Spy, could easily see Scout being sued for sexual harassment at the very least. Spy for ditching child support.
>war criminals
Medic, and likely Soldier and Pyro, but this is another one that could potentially be all of them.
>can't even read
Scout, Soldier, Pyro, and maybe Sniper? Heavy can read Russian, but might not be able to read English.
the comic that was an explanation for the hell tower even had soldier reading a document from what I remember so he does know how to read
The number of them that can't read could be lower. Maybe Hale saw Heavy being confused by English papers, and figured "Wow, this guy must be illiterate."
>defective
pyro or scout
>drunks
demo
>sex criminal
Spy (rape by deception)
>war criminal
soldier, pyro, medic
How is Scout defective? By being a tiny man?
He's got that brain thing.
scout is a sex criminal because of the track terrorizer
did they ever finish that comic?
>valve
>finish
Scout, Soldier, Pyro, and Demoman(he's never sober enough to read)
Engineer is the smartest man on the planet, the only reason I imagine he'd bother with the fricking gravel wars is because he thought it'd be fun, but then there are moments when he's deadly serious so what the frick do I know?
you cant just build weapons son you have to give em a field test every now and then
Hey, money is money. Its not his fault that guys like scout and soldier are too dumb to collect what they're owed. Sniper and pyro live off the grid, heavy spends it on family, medic on inhumane experiments, demo and spy on lavishness, engi we just don't see with money because he's all in on building an immortality machine but he's probably got a ranch out somewhere plated in gold.
Engineer only does it because it's his family's business. His grandfather and father both worked for blutarch.
>defectives
pyro and soldier, though soldier suffers from lead poisoning
>drunks
demo
>sex criminals
scout
>illiterate
scout, pyro (maybe), heavy (probably can't read english but has a phd on russian literature if poker night dialogue is canon)
When is someone gonna finally Epistle 3 the comic story. It's clearly never getting drawn, but they must have had a draft of the final story written down somewhere.
Technically if spy sleeps around with powerful mens' wives, he's an international sex criminal depending on the countries he did it in.
>Defective
Pyro, Soldier
>Sex Criminal
Scout, Spy
>War Criminals
All of them
>war criminals
Don't ever ask what Pyro did in South America on behalf of the Communists
tf2 comics are shit
>establish that soldier doesn't know that medic and heavy are german and russian
>ingame soldier constantly refers to their nationality
Those are the ENEMY heavy and medic, silly
Medic probably convinced Soldier he has an italian accent
>Defectives
That is almost the entire team. Pyro is delusional and hallucinates. Sniper became an assassin just because. Soldier wanted to take part in WW2, LONG after the war was already over. Medic stole someones ENTIRE skeleton and lost his medical license.
>Drunks
Demoman, though I'm sure at least Heavy, Sniper, Engineer and Spy are included in this. Demoman is just the most egregious of the lot.
>Sex Criminals
Spy, just Spy
>War Criminals
Soldier, Sniper, Spy, Medic
>Four can't read
Likely Scout, Heavy, Soldier and MAYBE Demoman. Heavy received little actual education in Russia and I am fairly sure confirmed his illiteracy in Poker Night. Scout is just fricking dumb as a sack of bricks. Soldier is insane. Demoman is constantly drunk to the point that I don't think he can even function without booze anymore.
>confirmed his illiteracy in Poker Night
Exactly the opposite. Poker Night confirmed he has a degree in Russian literature. Unless you mean "illiteracy in English", which I suppose is a possibility.
sniper's a sex criminal
wasn't browsing when #6 dropped, what was the reactions to spy being scout's dad like
It was a pretty popular theory at the time so it was basically like "i knew it!"
People made more of a thing about the scout getting named after Jerma
Basically literally everyone expected it, and promptly proceeded to meme about it for a while.