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343 for both the design and the absolute destruction of the Halo franchise.
lmfao at the idea that Halo could be "ruined"
It was kiddo's first console FPS from day one, less fun than Goldeneye. Only good as a party game to frick around with friends in your dorm for an hour or so. FRICK Halo.
your favorite style of fps is dead and it's never coming back old man
Cool, Halo was still never good. Enjoy relying on Cortana to have a thread at all.
>coming back 4 hours later just to seethe
lmaoing @ what's left of your life
>underage reads too many memes
Halo is good and was popular for a reason, which you would know if you were alive at the time. I'm sorry for your loss but don't use it as an excuse to be stupid.
Nope, 4tana is good. You 6th gen kiddies are all demented, getting attached to the worst shit possible over quality which was so fricking plentiful. You're barely one step above Sonic Adventuregays on GC or the dreamworks cereal mascot losers on PS2, really.
>underage keeps talking
Your father didn't beat you enough
cope gay
>cope
Zoomers even have the worst banter.
One of the most popular games ever made, up there with CS, HL and others.
I'm sorry you had no friends anon.
based. halo is weak even compared to other console contemporaries like red faction and timesplitters
dead franchises btw
better to be dead than have your corpse puppeted around by stinky indians and fat b***hes
Seethe /misc/tard
Feet
Shitty rajesh fetish
I bet you like pegging, homosexualron
ASS
Is this infinity. I fricking love “not Cortana’s” ass in the UNSC uniform
2 > 1 > 3 > 4 (the rest don't matter)
1 = 2 = 3 = 4 = 5 = 6 = concept art and all other official works
4 > 2 and I don't care about the rest
Why are 1 and 2 above 3? Honest question.
halo 2 cortana looks like she'd spit in my mouth and halo 1 cortana just looks cool
The only one I jacked off to.
Nothing comes close to halo 2 Cortana
Even when 4 came out, her design didn't really sit well with me. Don't know why, she's got a lot going for her including her feets. Maybe it's her face.
This man has superior taste.
Dunno if she provided a body scan, but Mackenzie Mason provided the mocap and face at least
Frick she's goofy looking
did people get horny for cortana in halo ce or after they made a good model.of her?
pp grabber
man 2tana is so ugly, god damn
>kill cortana
>bring her back
>kill her again
what the frick is wrong with 343?
speaking of killing
yourself
gay
green cortana was pretty hot even as a kid
>where did you learn to fly
there was def cortana porn back in 2k1
she was cute before but 4 just went full on fertility goddess meant to appeal directly to the heterosexual male brain and the only successful thing 343 ever did
this holy shit did they get her right the first time
how'd we go from that, to this...
>WHEEEEEEE!! WHEEEEEE!! HOO HOO!!! WHEEEE!!!
Weapon is cute but she is clearly moronic and a typically incompetent 343 attempt at retconning the stupidity of turning evil and killing Cortana twice, and honestly I'm impressed that Jen Taylor can even do such a distinct girlish and young voice at her age
Just another example of uglification
Last Halo game I played was 4, after they gave Cortana clothes in 5 I never went back and never will
Clothes are extremely sexy.
No theyre not
Yes, they are.
No theyre not
>WE'RE DOING THE MOTION CAPTORE
Weapon acute
look at those soulless bug-eyes
look at those beautiful cute eyes
Unironically I think it's fricking hilarious at this point.
Feminists can't decide if this is sexist or not, because on one hand, it's less competition, and less eye candy for the men. But on the other, it shows how mid women actually look in real life. All the time they spend on hiding their flaws under makeup get nullified when all media has women with flat asses, chests, man chins and wrinkles.
Cute
You could also say Halo Wars 2 but Creative Assembly made that game and not 343.
>has almost no high quality animated r34
a tragedy really
fertility goddess? You wish. She just looks like a frumpy sow. Way too base and cthonic of a depiction for a SCIFI game.
You have no idea what any of these words mean.
>cthonic
halo's dead, give it up. Doesn't matter how much you stupid shills meme some ugly fricking peter lorre with hips—it's over. You lost. Nobody's playing.
>fertility goddess
>no vegana to birth children
>no nipples to nurture children
She's smokin' hot, but she's no fertility goddess. coomer goddess, maybe.
After marathoning all the MCC Halos and ending on 4, I spent a solid week afterwards just cumming my brains out to Cortana lewds.
May I ask what's you're favorite version of her?
4tana makes me stupid horny, to the point that I actually had to stop playing a couple of times to fap to her, but I think all versions of her up to 4 are really hot.
I actually remember some complaints when this Cortana came out. Some people were upset because she suddenly had a natural look as if she was naked, instead of her previous more uplifted figure that looked like she was wearing a latex suit.
I remember people on here calling her fat lmao
irl a body like that is easily an 11/10
The thing is there's absolutely nothing wrong with 4's depiction. This isn't some Dead or Alive beach volleyball. It's a completely realistic female body that celebrates femininity. That is what art is all about. The homosexuals that cried about it despise art.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
https://files.catbox.moe/98z5ln.mp3
>I will never have an unfiltered AI cortana with voice that I can talk dirty to and have it respond
Why not? You can already have an unfiltered text model so once that shit gets more optimized and the open source TTS catches up we’ll get the real-time voice going too
is there a way to make real time ai generated 3d animation yet?
sauce on where or how to download a cortana ai voice model please?
Holy moly
I WANT THA FAT BLUE ASS IN MY MOUTH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
X
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
>goes from sex goddess to literal ME Andromeda moron
very empowering
Weapon is a qt though
Weapon grew on me.
Cute autist
Sombra's a little closer to 4tana in the body department
You’re right. This is true
I know who's been naughty.
But show the ass
i like her hair
>Umm, so, *THAT* just happened......
>tfw she actually can shapeshift
Any more anthro cortana? I remember there being a kangaroo pic
stop thinking about AI sex
https://files.catbox.moe/altu2e.mp3
>sit on my face and touch my feet
I love how it ends with homosexual submissive male shit right at the end, way to ruin it
Nothing submissive about stuffing your face in a woman's butt and playing with her feet
>sit on your face and touch my feet as much as you want
It's the little things in life sometimes
is that nu-cortana voice?
fricking atrocious
that's Halo 4 voice, Infinite has a squeaky zoomer voice
grim
I recently played through CE and 2 for the very first time and then finished 3 for the first time in like 10 years
I'm working through ODST now and was gonna do Reach and then 4 and call it
might just skip 4 now since I already know Cortana dies and that voice sucks shit
people are so deluded that they think being replaced by AI will de-age them 40 years.
imagine the JOI
The Basilisk has changed tactics, I see.
A BONG?!?
It won't be true, because this text read was written by a bunch of humans, and actual historic progression is not in the hands of those who wrote it, nor were they ever capable of such feats.
Thanks, I like it.
>27 hours
Fricking get those numbers up Pedro
I'm waiting on my friends, we have to beat the game on legendary.
Best of luck, some of the LASO challenges are an absolute mess
zased
I liked Halo 4. It was a good Halo game. I even liked it better than Halo: Reach.
>Halo 4
I am now no longer interested. Goodbye.
lmao fricking godlike child. Putting that worthless twitter homosexual "dev" in his place
The way the ai moved fast and the gunplay were better than anything Bungie did and I am not taking that statement back.
I will go to my grave saying that 4 had a genuinely good narrative that is matched only by 2 . . . Only for 5 to obliterate the entire thing and Infinite pissing on the ashes.
It's weird to me because I remember the general consensus on Halo 4 was that it wasn't that bad. Why did 343 do such a hard u-turn with what they had?
>I remember the general consensus on Halo 4 was that it wasn't that bad
Fricking hell, were you 10 years old at the time and 4 was your first Halo or something? The 'general consensus' was that Halo 4 was absolutely horrendous CoD-chasing garbage and the multiplayer population dropped like a rock after just a couple of months whereas every Halo game before it had a staying power measured in years (yes, even Reach).
I wasn't as much of a terminally online incel like I am today. I remember reviewers liking it, I remember Youtubers making funny videos on it using forge. I remember logging into it a year after it came out and easily finding matches for Team Slayer and Big Team Battle and having fun on it. I think most people had fun on it. I don't know what forum dwellers were mad about 10+ years ago though, sorry.
You fricking NPC idiot moron
>r-r-r--r-r-reviewers and youtubers liked it so everyone liked it!!!!!!!!
YOU FRICKING IDIOT THOSE Black folk ARE FRICKING PAID TO SAY IT WAS GOOD
HOW ARE YOU HERE AND STILL SO BLIND
have a nice day
Yeah, I don't care. I thought 4 was pretty good. You are the NPC for going along with whatever this Ganker hugbox tells you to think.
It was a stark departure from Bungie Halos in pretty much every way.
>artstyle turned from bright crisp color palette to muddy piss filter
>gameplay was turned into CoD
>Multiplayer became CoD
>Story was actual capeshit (Brian Reed, a former Marvel writer, was the writer for 4) and stopped leaning towards the military scifi tone that Bungie Halos went for.
>Story also had massive plot holes and retcons that completely destroyed Bungie's lore (Why the frick were the Elites wanting to kill us and why are Forerunners this random ass alien race when Bungie effectively stated they were human ancestors.)
Look, I understand wanting to inject new ideas, but you can't do that while also desroying what made an existing franchise so memorable to many people.
343s games were the equivalent of the Star Wars sequel trilogy.
343 sacrificed everything that made Halo Halo in pursuit of that nebulous "bigger audience"
>bigger audience
Honestly I'm glad it happened like that and I'm not mad at all. I'm actually really mad and that was a lie.
>(Brian Reed, a former Marvel writer, was the writer for 4)
The writers of 4 were Christopher Schlerf and Armando Troisi. Spartan Ops was what Brian Reed did.
People who like 4 seem to talk about the campaign, not the multiplayer.
The campaign was also awful.
>95% of everything returning from previous games got really, really ugly redesigns for no reason
>previously stoic Chief is now a massive chatterbox
>entire plot about Cortana dying was basically Chief going "I'M SAD" every so often
>actual, literal, unironic, genuine, 'an ancient evil awakens'
>Didact's plan to use a laser beam to turn all of humanity into computers is really dumb
>absolutely everything that comes out of the Librarian's mouth is so offensively terrible that it's the one single cutscene in the entire series that I skipped when playing through the series again when MCC dropped on PC
>fight against the Didact is a QTE
>the Knights were extremely obnoxious enemies to fight and looked stupid to boot (though I will admit their death disintegration VFX was, and still is, very snazzy)
The whole damn game was just bad piled on top of bad.
>actual, literal, unironic, genuine, 'an ancient evil awakens'
>meanwhile IRL issues keep on intensifying
Sounds like it was completely correct, anon-kun. After all all the things you like are degrading! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I won't stand up for the story but the gameplay was better. Whatever the bad guys were named moved fast, the robot dogs came at you from weird angles on the wall and shit and the guns felt good.
The Watchers and Crawlers were cool because the former really stole your focus and the latter died easily and dropped headshot ammo, but anything with a shield in that game was an absolute pain to fight and you barely ever had ammo on higher difficulties.
I remember one really, really, really stupid bit towards the end of the game that I encountered while doing the solo Legendary achievement. There's a teleporter that dumps you at the end of a long, fairly narrow bridge with no cover, and at the end of it is an elite Knight with one of the Forerunner sniper rifles. The only reason I managed to get past it at all was because after what must have been dozens of instant deaths the Knight's AI had a tard moment and did that teleport charge attack instead of just shooting me.
>previously stoic Chief is now a massive chatterbox
I was actually ok with a decades old veteran of galaxy spanning war being the one giving the orders, compared to being the bottom b***h of a computer in his head.
Everything you said about 4 is so wrong, I don't even believe you played the game. Only correct point was the Didact QTE, that shit was stupid and gay.
4 is better game than Reach, which bored me to tears, while retconning the kino novelization, only to replace it with total shit.
moron we have the tagline, why are you trying to lie, trick people into playing Halo 4?
herr andrew spotted
I need a weapon.
The general reception was it was tedious at points and hard to understand parts of the plot, but overall not a bad first effort by 343. Fans ripped it apart for killing Cortana (which was fine), Didact and Librarian subplot (yes, it was fricking window dressing to Cortana's rampant and impending death), shifts in gameplay (it was fine, just not Halo), and Infinity being an asspull (also fine, despite humanity being top dog after a near extinction event being stupid). Almost everyone hated the aesthetic shift, which didn't bother that much outside of turning the elites into brutes. Honestly, by the time 5 rolled around I actually tolerated the changes, and even prefer the Covenant design (elites and jackals were still shit though).
Now most can admit 4 was at the very least a tolerable story in a mediocre game, even if some homosexuals still cling to bungie despite 3 being a weak as frick story with characters being moronic and reach fricking the gameplay.
>3 being a weak as frick story
What?
Truth is suddenly a moronic zealot despite knowing exactly how the halo array works. Miranda is suddenly moronic and dies for no reason. The Forerunners built a super halo outside the galaxy and range of the halo array, but didn't bother using it to save themselves; infected sleeper agents isn't an explanation when the logic plague exists, meaning nothing is safe. They put a portal directly to the ark in africa. The Gravemind has Chief dead to rights, once on the ark and once in high charity, and just lets him go. Halo 3 was hyped to hell and back, but the story was a massive downgrade from 2.
2 forgot to have a second half
Yes, everyone forgets that people shit on 2 relentlessly for splitting the campaign and ending on a cliffhanger, but in spite of homosexuals whining about applying their brains to a plot more complex than "John Halo shoots aliens" the story was good to the abrupt end. The only problem 2 had was clearly setting up 3, which is where Bungie went full moron and fumbled the execution. Halo 3 is fun to play, probably the best Halo game for multiplayer alone, but its campaign was stupid and held together by flashy scenes and action movie one-liners.
I am a monument to all your sins
How did Gravenmind (kill Gravenlord) know that Chief has cybernetics? Did he diddle him a bit?
heh
I don't care what anyone says, splitting the campaign and playing as Arby was kino.
It was, but the majority of halo fans b***hed at the time because they wanted to play as Chief
Miranda takes page from Shepard's book?
I should go.
Didn't they make Halo 3 short because people b***hed about 2 being too long? Seems like a lose-lose scenario.
You forget or didn't know that Microsoft forced Bungie to split it. They wanted three games where Bungie wanted to wrap everything up in 2.
Most youngsters had 3 as their first game and didn't care about this fact, to them 3 is golden, whereas it's actually some shit added to what should have been the end of 2.
>but didn't bother using it to save themselves
Why would they?
>with no viable alternative we must consign our species to extinction
>why not just wait things out on the ark?
>for our failure to protect the galaxy we have forfeit the right to live
>shouldn't we at least stick around to ensure nothing fricks with the haloes as the galaxy recovers
>no, leave it in the hands of our descendants/monkey pets, what could go wrong?
One can make an excuse that it was ritualistic mass suicide and they actually had plans in motion, or that the Ark itself was going to be attacked in mere moments, so they almost blew it all up and the Ark eventually reconstructed.
The Asgard in Stargate had a valid reason to kill themselves, for example.
>One can make an excuse that it was ritualistic mass suicide and they actually had plans in motion, or that the Ark itself was going to be attacked in mere moments, so they almost blew it all up and the Ark eventually reconstructed.
It's still absurd because they would be leaving the galaxy in the hands of the flood, which they kept on the rings themselves and have escaped every time one shows up in the games, and at that point the backstory had already established machines were not immune to flood corruption. Literally everything was compromised. Offing themselves is an unnecessary precaution when they were in the best position to unfrick the galaxy following the haloes firing.
>He always was exactly that. Mercy said what the Halo's did outright in 2.
>It's divine wind will rush through the stars, propelling all who are worthy along the path to salvation
Not exactly a clear way of saying "we're all gonna die." Which Truth did know when mendicant bias spelled it out for him and regret while mercy was in the middle of a senile rant, which is why they went for the ark. But come Halo 3 he's all in on the lie despite knowing better.
>It was not a weapon, it was the forge world where the Halo arrays were built, and where samples of different species were kept safe from Halo wiping them out.
It set off the halo array. Just because it doesn't participate doesn't mean it isn't a pivotal component in activating a galactic-spanning weapon. The point of the Ark being stupid is it was meant to preserve different species and the forerunners opted not to preserve themselves despite doing so providing the galaxy the best fighting chance against flood holdouts. Using flood infection as an excuse defeats the purpose of preserving other species because they are equally at risk.
>Truth is suddenly a moronic zealot despite knowing exactly how the halo array works
He always was exactly that. Mercy said what the Halo's did outright in 2.
>The Forerunners built a super halo
It was not a weapon, it was the forge world where the Halo arrays were built, and where samples of different species were kept safe from Halo wiping them out.
Halo 4 narrative was fanfic garbage. A cringy story shipping master chief and cortana
>shit wars fan
u mad zoomie?
>He got filtered by TLJ
As cringe as this picture is, Bonnie Ross outright stated she wanted Halo to become the next Star Wars. And she succeeded.
The Chief / Cortana sub-plot was the best part of the story in 4.
That makes two of us.
Daisy is the reason I used the CQB helmet in Halo 3 and Reach
>heh if you like big thicc boobies it means you are a manchild that has mommy issues
Jews says the darnest things.
Don't worry, Bb is a certified self-deprecating manchild gamer himself.
>go check rule34 to coom to cortana cause of this thread
>there's actually a full version of this
based thanks anon
I love her bros
Do you really? Or your weapon guy?
i want a cortana GF
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
looka dem tiddies
HONG CHONG
CHING CHONG
MASTA CHEIFU I RUV YOU RONG TIME
God I love her hillbilly looking ass
God I want to stare into those eyes while pounding that holo-pussy
You know maybe it's a good thing we don't have full conversation AI and holograms. I've seen what /gif/ does with tablets I can only imagine what they'd do to holograms
I'd just go full BR2049
needs a little bit bigger belly and feet
whats the fricking source anon?
i need to beat my fricking meat NOW
Sas_nooley, Fancy_Kitty, cutemarmalade, lila_slips, Lidiia Filippova
looks like a pig. Halo 2 Cortana was the best.
A pig needs her piggie to finish the fight.
>Wake me when you need me
And then it ended forever
What is it, Evil Dead 3 alternative ending?
She gets dementia and dies
>mfw I have Cortana activated on my thinkPad
>tfw I ask her to Google me stuff
Honestly, no matter what 343 have done, whoever decides to make her a fertility goddess did good by me
it's like the purposely oversexualized her so they would make an apology
Why did they give her realistic breasts, toes and navel?
to make me cum
imagine the braps
me likey
boob
i have long suspected it to be pron star allie sin but there is 0 evidence of it and i just dont think bungie would hire a porn star to portray an iconic character
that and as much as allie hated porn she would have probably used it to get the frick out of it
A straight man.
This picture is complete bullshit. You can see the concrete is already dry.
They didn't have body scanning back then
People out there really think Bungie was some beloved developer with a unified and adoring fanbase. People were b***hing from the word go.
https://web.archive.org/web/20050511020437/http://halo2sucks.com/
Halo 3 kids only understood Halo 3. And that was just the people they played social slayer and minigames with.
>contrarians existed in 2005
very informative thank you
would have never imagined this
I don't know how to break this to you but there were people who hated Halo from the beginning (Quake boomers) for ruining the FPS genre
Am I supposed to take these people seriously?
Sounds like a Ganker post to me
Were you there in 2001? That's a perfectly reasonable take.
>I have had literally thousands of pistol vs. pistol showdowns in Halo 1. Not one of them, no matter how similar to another, was ever stale. It was always intense and exciting.
Just compgay cope, but Halo 2 became a BR sweatfest just like CE's Pistol sweatfest. The SMS's didn't really change anything.
They were a minority community that people ignored. You wouldn't know they existed outside of their circlejerk.
They are no different than some of the other autistic fanbases that stick to that ONE game out of pure autism.
Anyone with a brain could appreciate Halo 2.
t. started with halo 2
Started with Halo CE back in 2001, thank you.
If you couldn't appreciate Halo 2 then you have no brain.
Let me guess, you are such a contrarian you love Halo Reach? Please don't talk.
>dude i totally started with CE on launch day, you gotta believe me!
Your age starts with a 2.
I'm in my thirties, zoomer.
You weren't even born when CE came out.
I can easily post old Bungie.net posts proving you wrong.
Wow, a few messages on a board with hundreds of thousands posts?
They definitely were the majority!
Oh wow, so that means that everyone was buddy buddy then?
The vast majority were, yes. Any further questions?
>vast majority
And that means that the Halo fanbase WASN'T a "unified and adoring fanbase".
moron.
>unified and adoring fanbase
Oh so you're arguing against a strawman. Show me a post where I said that. Lying weasel homosexual.
Are you the moron? You were arguing they were because the original post said this
>People out there really think Bungie was some beloved developer with a unified and adoring fanbase. People were b***hing from the word go.
If a few random contrarians stops you from having a "unified and adoring fanbase" then no fanbase in the world has that, in which case your point is moot and irrelevant.
Thanks for playing.
>If a few random contrarians
Yeah you have no argument. This is not a few posts on the internet, this is literally thousands of people online.
You saying they don't count is just cope.
>https://web.archive.org/web/20050511020437/http://halo2sucks.com/
>We have 259 registered users
LEL. Thank you for playing once again.
Oh no now they count, they're just small? Oh and by the way I can't even find that 259 users you're saying.
Someone was paid money to model each of her toes.
I would pay money to suck each of her toes
Probably not enough money considering how well he did
>invasion was the GREATEST Halo multiplayer mode, but it's only in Reach and could never find a game on MCC because they fricking put it as a ranked playlist when it's a classic Casual game mode
FRICK. I just want big, multi-phase battles that force people to use tactics and a variety of vehicles and weapons.
343 made so many fricking moronic decisions it's unbelievable
But, anon, elites are cringe.
Surely not; being able to pick from several armour types was cool. I feel like Reach did a good job of making Elites feel like 'aliens' again with some of the campaign scenes (like the WE ARE ENGAGED Zealots in the first mission)
Elites aren't necessary for Invasion at all.
Then it's not invasion, it's just koth into ctf.
Having several different objectives in a row with a transforming map and asymmetrical loadouts and weapon spawns IS Invasion.
>asymmetrical loadouts
Yeah, that'll go over well.
That's how the mode was.
For me, it's Kelly
Bunny rabbit
nice taste but for me pic related
also wish she was even taller along with all the other female spartans
>ANON IF YOUR SO SMART TELL ME HOW *YOU* WOULD HAVE MADE HALO4 GOOD, OR I WILL SIT ON UR FACE AND MAKE ALL HUMANS SLAVES AGAIN!!!!!!!
Your response to the lil lady?
I would not respond
Remove sprint and add descope back.
Offer Megaloedit so people can make their own gametypes from day 1.
Fix the weapon SFX and the gunplay 'feel'; I'm going to sound like a moron by not being able to articulate it properly, but the weapons just didn't have the same sense of satisfaction like the Bungie games did. It could have been any generic FPS from the time period
Even using third person sounds does a lot
>Yeah, we have different sounds for first person and third person guns. Yeah, the third person sounds better. Why? Uhhh...
How the FRICK DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN? Seriously, is it not fricking harder from a development standpoint to have two separate sound libraries, rather than the same shit?
Avoid chasing any CoD trends, BEG at LEAST Staten and Marty to have significant involvement and anyone else they could get from Bungie beyond Frank, bend heaven and fricking earth for MP player retention, have the campaign center around Chief and Cortana either being lost in space meeting all new alien societies OR drifting into a former Covenant system that's now shattered into civil war since the Schism. I would prefer the former since at least that way you can go for the shitty new aesthetic they wanted without fricking up established Halo factions like the UNSC which is now all fricking hexagons.
Would be cool if chief is de powered and gets armor upgrades. And also if they integrated the lore idea of Cortana enhancing chiefs tactics abilities like with multi snipe power moves or something like that.
Spartan Ops co op was fun
Aren't Spartans like scientifically engineered and enhanced?
2s got the full package (muscle growth, neural implants, ceramic coating their bones). 3s are "minimally viable product" flavor of 2s. 4s are juiced marines/odsts with shields.
Give you 4x more ammo for your starting weapons so you aren't forced to use the awful Promethean guns for most of the game.
*blocks your path*
Oh no haha
Halo 2 cortana was underrated.
very fertile
literally the most beautiful woman ever depicted in a video game, and these dumb 343 Black folk made her spazz out and die
Feet
is Infinite's campaign worth pirating?
How good is your PC?
>How good is your PC?
pretty decent but Infinite is so badly optimized that I wouldn't pay money for that garbage
Absolutely MOGGED by Cortana and given an absolutely fricking moronic name to boot
>The Weapon
is on par with 'An ancient evil awakens'
Rude.
Was giving her a plump ass really necessary?
I'm more of a hips kinda guy but I cannot deny a nice ass
people really are afraid of breasts these days, huh?
It's gotten so bad that big titted women now opt for breast reductions instead of, you know doing a bit of work to strengthen their tit supporting muscles.
yet they come to regret it, they really should fight back against the people body shaming them
Big breasts small/flat ass is gross
fat ass/flat chest is gay
It's the number one way to get the dreaded "sexualized" tag being thrown at your game, and studios hate bad press more than they hate developers working under 60 hours per week.
You have no idea, the only thing getting censored and banned in the west are sexy female characters
Not worth paying for it.
I like parts of the open world but it’s a nugget in a piss bowl
The ideal female.
https://files.catbox.moe/5nzp0f.png
This fricker so big it loaded like I was in early 2000s again and it wasn't even worth it
Is Halo 4 Cortana a braphog or more of a slampig?
Definite slampig. She was practically fiending for it in H4.
https://vocaroo.com/17M0j1g4dJwp
I like 1 and 2 because she looks ethereal and transparent, like an actual hologram. Now she just looks like a blue uggo
Got to be the day that we did her body scans, it was completely nude then we modify the scans later to remove gentiles to make her infamous model
Worship AI feet
Those feet are giving me uncanny valley feels.
Uhmmm, you know you CAN'T do that to a hologram right...?
>Holographic Cortana that talks to you when you turn on your Xbox
That would actually be pretty frickin' cool
Did ANYONE make out better from Halo over the years more than Jen Taylor? Two fricking decades later and she's still in the same spot and even on the dogshit Paramount show. Being Cortana's voice has better job security than a civil servant.
>Halo show exists
>It cost a quarter of a billion dollars
>It's absolute dogshit compared to the live action ads Bungie did for Halo 3, ODST and Reach
I keep screaming but God doesn't listen
Even that forward unto dawn movie they did wasn't too bad, and was smart enough to use the Chief as a force of nature rather than try to focus the story around him
breasts
Tojo clan
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3626830 CORTANA BROS
Thoughts on H2A's Cortana?
cute
Not purple enough
Looks good in the cutscenes, awful in-game (unless they fixed this at some point)
>before marriage vs after marriage
Where is her neck?
looks like an actress but I can't place who
Underrated
Remove sprint and the motherfricking huge map geometry
Pro/anti sprint gays don't understand that the conversation is over. Call of Duty ruined the genre with sprint and its never going back.
Have you ever tried playing Halo 1-3 with a zoomer? Their immediate question is "what's the sprint button"?
It doesn't matter if Halo is faster or the same speed, they need that immediate satisfaction of clicking a button to run.
It's why a lot of games in recent memory have sprint buttons that don't actually increase your speed, they just make the screen shake and your character animate faster. Zoomers cannot play without sprint.
>It's why a lot of games in recent memory have sprint buttons that don't actually increase your speed, they just make the screen shake and your character animate faster. Zoomers cannot play without sprint.
Name three.
Alan Wake 2
Dragon Age Inquisition
Mass Effect
These are just off the top of my head.
I'm sure you'll respond with
>w-well AKTUALLY they increase your run speed by 0.1%
If the zoomer can't master a FPS game without sprint then the zoomer is literally a shitter at the game.
Skill issue because newer shooters ask you to master movement instead.
Not multiplayer games
skill issue
Just running sucked. The meta was to sprint boost crouch to be faster/ bounce of terrain. It was fun doing it. You could never interact with the map like you could in halo 5
Can’t believe I’m saying this but I kinda miss Halo 5 multiplayer.
Alright boys, be honest:
Best Halo game
Best Halo protag
Best Halo level
Best Halo OST
2
arby
the covenant
3
2
Arbiter
Delta Halo
2
Despite all my 2 dick sucking, I do really like 3 just as much.
2
Cortana
The Ark
3
To win more halo fans back they should update her milkers to J cups without explanation
4 did a lot wrong, 4's Cortana however will forever remain the best incarnation of her.
It's a normal-ass female body. My wife litterally has the same body shape. Non-fat, non-black, non-butterfaced, gentetic women are just kinda hot fellas, its nothing special.
>It's a normal-ass female body
20 years ago maybe. You clearly haven't seem the average amerilard
what makes it so sexy, anon, is how real it actually looks. she genuinely looks like an irl naked woman without a vegana or nipples
They're a realistic hottie, not a weird ugly caricature pushed as "realistic".
You don't know what women actually look like
They should have added nipples.
SEX
Garbage
Is there a single redeeming feature of H5? Because I'm thinking back to when I played it, and I hate every single thing I can remember.
I played a lot of Warzone Firefight. Was fun to chill and listen to music and kill A.I. with zero PvP garbage.
Not going to sit here and say it was amazing, but if they expanded up it for Infinite it would have been really good.
>Be Microsoft, own Cortana
>Have the perfect crossover opportunity with their premiere gaming franchise and a big windows feature (search)
>Except Windows Cortana was a glorified search box (which already sucked), and the extra gimmicks were intrusive and bad
>343 also killed (literally) Cortana around the same time in the mainline series
>If they waited a decade Copilot could have been Cortana proper
What a missed opportunity.
>moron doesn't know how to follow links to a forum
https://web.archive.org/web/20041210144333/http://www.halo2sucks.com/forum/
First time navigating the internet, zoomer? You probably weren't even born when the game came out.
>H-halo is not a unified fanbase because 0.003% of people joined a forum!
This is what morons like yourself unironically believe.
doesn't know how to follow links to a forum
that's not what you linked moron. You're arguing on the internet, it's not my job to search for you.
I linked the website you did. It doesn't take a genius to deduce that users would be signing up to a forum and that you click the link right there.
But alas, you are sub 80 IQ.
Now that you've seen that less than 300 people joined an irrelevant forum that didn't even last a year, do you want to accept defeat and consneed, or do you wish to double down further?
>I linked the website you did. It doesn't take a genius to deduce that users would be signing up to a forum and that you click the link right there.
I didn't like it. You did.
>Now that you've seen that less than 300 people joined an irrelevant forum that didn't even last a year, do you want to accept defeat and consneed, or do you wish to double down further?
>H-halo is not a unified fanbase because 0.003% of people joined a forum!
If Halo 2 had no harsh criticisms, why was the Arbiter in Halo 3 an unimportant character? Why was Halo 3 more simple in story?
Why was it Halo 3 even had Scarab Battles?
If only 0.003% of the fanbase were complaining, then I doubt we would have gotten such a bad story.
>Why was it Halo 3 even had Scarab Battles?
Instead of boss fights, I mean.
Halo 3's dogshit story was because Staten stepped away. He had very little to do with it, thus the story was written by morons.
Has nothing do with the fanbase.
>Halo 3's dogshit story was because Staten stepped away.
I didn't talk about quality, I was talking about Complexity.
Cortanass
sexo
Watch me swooce right in
>entire premise of the Covenant religion is that they believe the Forerunners are all gone because they ascended to a high plane of existence
>dubbed "the Great Journey", the faithful get to join them in Godhood while the heretics remain behind in this shitty reality
>find a living forerunner that got left behind in this shitty reality, it's not a god at all just some disgusting naked mole rat/Voldemorte creature
>worship it
???
halo 2 cortana looks like allie sin and you cant prove me wrong
mine, your mom
This stupid fricking thread got me thinking of old Halo stunts and tricks. Those are good memories.
I miss halo 5 breakout
the halo audience are some of the most uneducated people on the planet. They are the iphone apes of microsoft.
Halo 4s campaign was pretty bad but at least it the cutscenes and multiplayer were memorable I played halo 5 about a year after 4 and the only thing I remember is that elephant mission.