Why are 90% of players so scared of the big bad red man?
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Why are 90% of players so scared of the big bad red man?
Why are 90% of players so scared of the big bad red man?
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Won't speak for the other games but Dark Souls 1, most of it was sweat lords twinked to frick camping the rest of the game if you dared turn human at early points. It happens once you laugh, by the 5th you've probably got the same camper (and it'll be the same guy don't worry) figured out but you're playing by different rules, you misstep you're instakilled he missteps that's a bit of his health
Saying this as a diehard forestmemer by the way, uphill fights were my bread and butter
Melted so many rushing bads on the cats bridge with chaos fire ball lol, among other things. Good times pvp from the burg to the abyss, kicked an afk havelgay into the abyss for 900k souls lol.
you forgot
>p2p
>enemy triple somersaults away from you then jacks off into his own mouth
>backstab
This, getting ganked by autistic twinks that spend all day camping one spot gets annoying. I don't mind it, I've genuinely fought my way out of some bad ganks but it feels like I'm ice skating uphill and I just can't be bothered to have my time wasted to entertain someone that offers me no level. Fighting off ganks is fun until it's your 30th time and then it becomes a chore. Same with PVP servers in MMORPGs, I don't mind it but I like to spend my time my way not have other people decide what I'll be doing today.
I specifically gave all of my 'twink' characters no extra vitality so if anyone ever hit me like 2-3 times it was over.
I like fricking with people but it's no fun if I can't lose.
>frog
I think I'm a twinker but I am melee only and don't use FAP ring. Never used that ivory catalyzt shotgun blast spell. Am I invading correctly?
If Redbois weren't all minmaxed sweatlords with the best equipment available from rushing the game and going back to lower areas to push new players shit in then nobody would care.
Invaders did this to themselves and thats why people make no invasion mods since those frickers have no lives.
they have been trained by modern AAA games to think that the game will play itself.
>play das2 on launch
>invaded around bell tower
>invader drops a broken sword with weird stats
>use sword to one shot every boss getting shit load of souls at the beginning
>streamsnipe streamers letting them kill me ruining their soul level they have to start all over
thanks hacker bro
>soul level
this entire system was made in response of Red twinks ruining DS1
>tfw I don't feel like playing elden ring because everything is stacked against the invader
got I miss invading in the prior games
Being yhere from the beginning, and seeingnthe cord pullers try to pass themselves off as chads recently, its surreal. Cord pullers were always the most whiny, socially stunted eggshells of all the various kinds of players. Whining constantly on forums for DS1 and continued whining even as each game after 1 was completely stacked against the invader.
Are you having a stroke anon
At this point they should just do away with invasions completely or rename them to 'invitation'
I’ve never played a souls game but LA Parka was my shit back in the 90s. Main in WCW/NWO Revenge too
Kino when DDP dressed as La Parka to beat Macho Man
trolling these moronic invaders is so easy. and they get so salty in response. it's funny and kind of sad at the same time
because they are hackers
In my experience invaders are bigger babies than hosts. It's rarely someone fun or creative, but then just trying as hard as they could to be cheap and win. I don't care about invaders as so much the annoyance of having to deal with someone's shit when just playing the game casually, particularly in DaS1 or DeS W4-1.
>be cheap and win.
that's the point, invaders are supposed to be annoying, they're supposed to use the environment to their advantage. invaders don't get attacked by mobs because they're supposed to bait the player into aggroing them.
>design something to be annoying
>why do people complain about this?
And yet 3 of the whinest gamers I ever met were morons in 1 trying to bait me into enemies because they couldn't win outright. The first got cooked by the drake because he kept running back to it and it aggro'd me and hit him instead. The second I'd nearly kill before he ran to heal next to the hydra in darkroot. I eventually just chased him down and the Hydra aggro'd me and, again, hit him. He lost his shit calling me bad and how he'd beaten the game on ng++++++ and never dies to the Hydra. The third was in the DLC, who'd just constantly run to mobs then engage. It was tedious and not fun so I just rushed him down and killed him. Didn't even hit me. Then he whined about it because I had 2 friends with me, but they literally sat back and watched me chase him down.
I won't even go into the repeat invaders who'd cheat on second attempts. My favorite was a guy with hacked HP in ER who still fricking died to me because he was too God damned stupid to understand frost does percentage-based damage.
when I first played the game I wasn't paying for an online xbox subscription so the game just made me play offline without even letting me see player messages so that's just what how I got used to playing, at least for first playthroughs.
i'm not, infact i never get invaded cuz i never coop
it's sad really, i missed the random invasions for using an ember in ds3
You can force invasions whenever you want though?
Ganker hates being challenged
Why are "big" red men deathly terrified of fighting someone that can hit back?
why does red man cry on Ganker that he cant kill people when he can just fight other red men?
>when he can just fight other red men?
how do u invade invaders?
it's called dueling and fight clubs bro, theres even an arena in most fromsoft games where PvPers go to fight other PvPers
thats not invading, i want to stop your progress.
i stopped your progress of stopping my progress by not buying the game, how does it feel to lose every day of your life?
jokes on you I have never play a souls game online in my life.
That would result in Runescape where PKgays run like b***hes whenever another PKgay is close. They are "pvp" "CHADS" until they actually have to PVP in which case they run as fast as they can in the other direction.
Why coopshits are such disingenuous slimy fricks? Do you know what RED soap stone, you donkey? Oh frick, what am i even asking, how could you know, you don't even have chariot cleared
I was just playing demon souls the other day, and this is why people hat invaders:
I was level 30 and was barely on archstone 2 - 1 then I got invaded, it was my first invade in that character and thought "what the hell I'll fight him"
it was some homosexual that already beat the game and was on his new game plus, he use magic to break all my equipment and he had a shitty great sword that did no dmg but would always knock me into the floor with one hit and every time he knock me down he would use soul sucker and suck out a level from me, when he couldn't suck out any more levels he use fireball and oneshot me, when I got back to the nexus I was level 6 and it cost 20k souls to repair all my equipment.
I started a new character and now every time I get invaded I just quit the game and come back.
skill issue
PvP in any Souls game is a joke because of the netcode and I don't understand why anyone would ever take them seriously.
>Roll through enemy attack
>I somehow get afflicted by status despite not being hit
>I do an attack and it clearly goes right through my opponent
>He doesn't take any damage and then 1 second later rolls (Which I guess was him dodging my attack on his screen)
>Parry an enemy's attack
>He goes into the riposted animation which means I parried him, but for some reason I still take damage and die after he gets stunned
If more people playing fighting games anywhere near competitively people would realize how much of a joke Souls combat is. The worst part is that Souls combat isn't even that bad, I played against friends who I knew I had a good connection with and then it becomes more fun/interesting. The problem with invasions is that it seems to consistently pair you with people who have 300+ ms ping from you or something and the way the game handles delay between clients is horrible.
Whenever invasions are being discussed someone always brings up fricking competitive fighting games, as if Street Fighter offers the same novelty of entering somebody else's gameworld to hunt them down. This argument only works against duelgays, where the issues of Souls PvP are exacerbated inside their boring-ass 1v1 flat-ground arenas.
One thing that has really been fun seeing ER invasions is
>twink invaders are based and redpilled
>but twink hosts are cheaters and playing the game wrong
Nobody likes minigames bro.
>playing online