Why are there no good games about Bigfoot?

Why are there no good games about Bigfoot?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >smuggled
    He must have a big ass.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks fake af

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just a gorilla skull.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is a gorilla in canada

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gorilla
        >swimming
        hi glowie

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To frick your mom

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My mom isn't in canada.

          >why is a gorilla in canada
          Zoo, exotic pet, because some dipshit brought it with him, planted it then took a picture for attention.

          Even though that's likely true, just finding the skull of something like that on its own is interesting. The bigfoot shit is bullshit of course, but the story of how it got there is intriguing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >just finding the skull of something like that on its own is interesting.
            You are one gullible idiot

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How am I gullible when the point is to clickbait cryptidspergs? Trafficking gorilla bones like that is super fricking illegal and admitting you are doing so the way he did is at best moronic, at worst life alteringly damaging.
              I just want to know more about the actual skull since it is a real skull (of a gorilla).

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Trafficking gorilla bones
                I bet you think the dinosaur bones in museums are the real thing as well

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The display ones? Of course not. Are you moronic? Why are you being so reductively homosexual?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Were you born this stupid or do you work with lead or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Has anyone other than some homosexual doctor looking at video footage made a statement on whether its a real skull? Has it been physically examined?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The display ones? Of course not. Are you moronic? Why are you being so reductively homosexual?

                Say sike right now. All the dinosaur bones I saw as a kid at the Smithsonian were real.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Of course they were real, how else would they come back to life at night during night at the museum?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >just finding the skull of something like that on its own is interesting.
            kek-a-lek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >why is a gorilla in canada
        Zoo, exotic pet, because some dipshit brought it with him, planted it then took a picture for attention.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >exotic pets
          >in Canada
          Not unless it was being trafficked here for some reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because its impossible to just buy one online then soak in a bog for a week then take a photo of it

        and its not like every other example of "evidence" in the past has been fabricated

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      could be moose

      snout looks longer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately they let a lot of Black folk into the country.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are those two holes in the cheek?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        proof of intelligent design

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        decay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, look at the two pictures.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infraorbital_foramen

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOOO ITS THE GOBERMENT TRYING TO SPREAD DISINFO DONATE TO MY BIGFOOT PATREON TO STOP THEM

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Red pill or blue pill?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the authorities don't want you to see this! they're trying to take us down! CLICK HERE FAST CLICK CLICK CLICK
    It's all so tiresome.

    also video games? Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker has talk about UMAs. I'm still a little disappointed that there aren't omega rare, randomly appearing creatures in the background that you could take pictures of with the in-game camera.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, OP?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he's my neighbor.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >before they are taken down by the government

    Why would the government give a shit about bigfoot or covering up its existence?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the missing link between Black folk and apes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally a game called Bigfoot where you're rednecks tracking Bigfoot. You can even play as Bigfoot and eat garbage and wail on rednecks.

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