Why are there no good water waifumon? It's all garbage like this!

Why are there no good water waifumon?
It's all garbage like this!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot Lana and Misty

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did you just skip the entirety of gen 7 or something

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Post a single water type waifumon.

      I don't know what you're talking about

      That's a dude.

      You forgot Lana and Misty

      Those are human girls.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Milotic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's a snake.

          My boyfriend!

          Who???

          Primarina

          That's a troony.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            now stop being a gay

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based

          Primarina

          pathetic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Primarina

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Of course they are frickable human girls. Would you rather frick animals instead?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >human
          disgusting

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Animals don't exist in the pokemon world.
          There is only pokemon.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pokémon are animals. Every living creature that isn't a plant or a fungus is an animal

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bees?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, invertebrates also belong to the kingdom of animalia.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That is regarding living beings on earth though. Aliens could have entirely different classifications and it's obviously difficult to apply to pokemon considering lots of them are at least partially plant/mushroom based.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Would you rather frick animals instead?
          Yes.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what you're talking about

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Water is the cool type, so no waifu shit allowed.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My boyfriend!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wartortle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ShellSmash'd
      Say how does it feel to no longer have your medulla oblongata and ribcage existing anymore dear Anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares? She's still a magical creature

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then it becomes Water/Ghost. Everyone cooms over the Ghost typing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that pic is old. And I fapped a lot to it at some point

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well shit, I got it wrong.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody posted Lapras yet
    baka

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >90% male

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        even better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry fren, but I like my Tayiaki bigger and elusive. . .

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the elusive Swisune..

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best since gen 1 and while other pokemon have come somewhat close, she hasn't been surpassed.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where can I see a waifumon tier list

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      S-Tier: Ivysaur, Wartortle, Lilligant, Nidorina

      You don't need anything else

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the tier list is your list of favourite pokemon because the best waifus are the ones you love

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Greninja
    Milotic
    Vaporeon(if you're into quadrupeds)
    Goldeen/Seaking
    Golduck
    Feraligatr
    Suicune
    Empoleon
    Samurott line
    Primarina
    Inteleon
    Tentacruel
    Lapras
    Lanturn
    Palkia
    Kabutops
    Urshifu

    Maybe you just have a shit imagination

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not a waifu but James' mareanie was really cute in the anime :3

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Toxapex
    >Azumarill
    >Suicune
    >Cloyster
    >Lapras
    >Keldeo
    >Swampert
    >Pelipper
    >Relicanth
    >Dewgong
    >Pyukumuku
    >Cramorant
    >Gastrodon
    >Phione
    >Jellicent
    >Araquanid
    >Barbaracle
    Seems there's plenty of water waifus

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I need a link to that Pixiv comic where it rotates the arms mid-sex in 2 opposite directions

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Great, another schizo thread

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