they're designed in such a way that i can stand right in front of them (NOT hide behind a pillar like a b***h) and dodging their attacks still feels completely fair because their movesets are designed around each other, so it feels more like you're fighting one singular well designed boss in two bodies than it does two different bosses attacking randomly.
you fricking idiot, armor doubled as something for richgays to show off with and there's no end of absolutely ridiculous looking armor out there, some of which likely got their wearers killed
elden ring O&S >ornstein rushes you and does a 15 hit combo with his spear >smough jumps from 30 feet away and slams with a delayed aftershock aoe >ornstein grabs you out of the air and does 99% of your hp >healing causes smough to hit you 30 times with his hammer
Two unique bosses who are nothing alone but are everything together. They're designed to be fought together in mind, not two random enemies just put together in a room and be made into a fight
These motherfrickers are cheesey as frick. Hate that smokeBlack person, he has ranged bullshit despite obviously being the slow and hard hitting one and the choco 2B frost stripper has so many moves that can leave you in stun until she combos you to death
>so the big guy is the slow one right >yeah but he has ranged attacks so it doesn't really matter >oh ok so you can use those pillars to take cover while you fight the fast one >actually he has a ground aoe that he can spawn right below you no matter where you are in the arena and he loves spamming it
Frick this fight lmao
I always try to kill the fat ugly bastard first since pornstein is frail as hell and does less damage. Cheesy and stupid. Luckily the next fight is fun and isn't as cheesy.
>complaining about this fight >when gilded hunter exists
Gilded Hunter was also difficult but at least he doesn't have long ranged dumb moves. It's a pretty fun boss to fight though, especially when you parry or dodge just the right move
they're designed in such a way that i can stand right in front of them (NOT hide behind a pillar like a b***h) and dodging their attacks still feels completely fair because their movesets are designed around each other, so it feels more like you're fighting one singular well designed boss in two bodies than it does two different bosses attacking randomly.
Its a gank boss actually done right.
Because people didn't play the superior DeS gargoyles
Artist forgot to include Smough's actual visor between the 2 fake ones
why would armor have makeup
Why would armor have any aesthetic flourishes?
it wouldn't
Actual moron.
nice fake movie prop
you fricking idiot, armor doubled as something for richgays to show off with and there's no end of absolutely ridiculous looking armor out there, some of which likely got their wearers killed
holy cope
t. jackofplate poorgay scum
t. schlomo
poorgoys
Realistic armor gays utterly annihilated
>Maiden grab my helmet!
>No, not that one!
why you have hair? you dont need it
You're not actually that moronic.
what was the name of that game in pic related?
Dohna Dohna.
>Dohna Dohna.
Thank you!
Lemon Party.
sex slave trafficking simulator with darkest dungeon combat
For decoration. People painted their armor all the time.
best armor designs in videogame history
Unlike ER, DaS could actually pull off fun 1v2 battles.
elden ring O&S
>ornstein rushes you and does a 15 hit combo with his spear
>smough jumps from 30 feet away and slams with a delayed aftershock aoe
>ornstein grabs you out of the air and does 99% of your hp
>healing causes smough to hit you 30 times with his hammer
>ornstein's but slam has a 10 frame wind up and hits the entire room, you're expected to jump to avoid it but nothing in the game tells you this
accurate. Played it once and no desire to touch it again
>noooo, why does an ACTION-rpg have action in it???
hard for people at the time, and Berserk as frick
Two unique bosses who are nothing alone but are everything together. They're designed to be fought together in mind, not two random enemies just put together in a room and be made into a fight
OH MY FRICKING GOD THOSE ARE SOME BIG FAT breasts GODDAMN FRICK!!!!!
I could think of four big reasons.
remember that smough is actually a 10% bodyfat gigahomie under the armor
so keep the armor on during sex is what you're saying.
I prefer Pornstein and Smog. Toughest version of this fight in any souls like game imho
These motherfrickers are cheesey as frick. Hate that smokeBlack person, he has ranged bullshit despite obviously being the slow and hard hitting one and the choco 2B frost stripper has so many moves that can leave you in stun until she combos you to death
WTF
Hence the toughest version of this Ornstein and Smough duo
>so the big guy is the slow one right
>yeah but he has ranged attacks so it doesn't really matter
>oh ok so you can use those pillars to take cover while you fight the fast one
>actually he has a ground aoe that he can spawn right below you no matter where you are in the arena and he loves spamming it
Frick this fight lmao
I always try to kill the fat ugly bastard first since pornstein is frail as hell and does less damage. Cheesy and stupid. Luckily the next fight is fun and isn't as cheesy.
Gilded Hunter was also difficult but at least he doesn't have long ranged dumb moves. It's a pretty fun boss to fight though, especially when you parry or dodge just the right move
>complaining about this fight
>when gilded hunter exists
>smough shattering your pelvis with her buttslam
Because they're as slow as shit so shitters can process what's happening