why are zoomers so intimidated by Samus?

why are zoomers so intimidated by Samus?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    trust fund band

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is a few boards down

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why is this board nothing but bots spamming coomer threads now?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because ad revenue

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why is this board nothing but bots spamming coomer threads now?

        Read about Nintendo India Limited Private
        They spam the same porn threads over and over

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a troony who is desperate for someone to talk about xir selfinsert

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who are you quoting?

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Could you eat all of this in 90 minutes, Ganker?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      frick i didn't have fastfood in years

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, I get hungry pretty fast after eating fastfood for some reason, so I could eat half of it in 10 minutes, do 60 minutes break and eat second half in 20 minutes.
      Can I skip the cola though? I fricking hate this shit, unless it's mixed with some cheap whiskey

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The cola is the hardest part unironically, large amounts of a sweet drink in a short time period would suck ass.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The sodas would KO me
      i'd reckon I could get down a box of nuggets, 2 burgers and 1 fry box. As for drinks, I would probably tap out halfway through the second.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Movie Bob was 100% obviously right and people twisted his words because they didn't like his politics

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Easy
      Nuggies
      >Hard
      Fries & burgers
      >impossible
      Soda

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd eat the burgers and fries and down two of the sodas but the rest would kill me even without the time limit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I could, but that shit probably costs $100+ nowadays. Might as well get 10 pounds of salmon, takes 5 minutes to prepare.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I had bad gastro once and don't think my stomach ever truly recovered.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fricking easily, with minutes to spare too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but due to my shitty stomach I would not doubt regret it

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't she like 7ft tall and super humanly strong? Oh great now I've got a boner...

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She would look so much better with short hair, like an Aryan Casca. I've never liked that giant five-foot long ponytail.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you're not a man

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      definitely not built for me

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    JUMANJI JUMANJI JUMANJI

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She should have a solo video

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >mole around or near the mouth

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't like a mole near thigh either
      shit taste

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny there's no games where Samus is actually like, you know, a bounty hunter?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn’t gel with the gameplay. The way I see it, she hasn’t been a typical bounty hunter since before zero mission and has such an impressive resume that she can afford to only take the insane solo missions she does, and is hired directly by the federation for most of them

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    because theyre alien to her

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