Why come we didnt get any good Game of Thrones vidya?

Why come we didnt get any good Game of Thrones vidya?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That RPG that came out at the end of Season 1 was pretty decent. Even had a cameo from the fat man himself, and could have possibly been canon until D&D fricked it all up.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was a shitty soap opera where the only interesting thing, the ice zombies, was constantly pushed to the back burner for more soap opera bullshit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The show was great up until the writers intentionally tanked it. It's hard for me to even care about the series anymore.

      We did, ridiculously kino actually

      This. Good game. Had stars from the show doing voice acting and it was good.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they ever even explain why/what the ice zombies are in the show?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The children of the forest made them to protect themselves from humans. But they lost control of the ice zombies. Children of the forest are just woodland sprites, and can't fight well on their own. So they resorted to transforming regular men into ice zombies to fight on their behalf.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Starts lobbing fricking thermal detonators
          And the funniest part is humans were just fricking guys, they didn't have dragons or magicians of their own. The Children of the Forest fricking suck.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Actually, the humans were first men with warging abilities. That's why the main white walkers are capable of controlling zombies on their own.

            That makes no fricking sense.

            Imagine you, a normal human, has to fight an army of grizzlybears. Not only are they way larger than stronger than you, they're also better coordinated than you, more numerous than you, and better equipped than you. You'd get trampled in a second. But now say you have a magical ability to convert grizzlybears to your side. You would be dumb not to use it.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I thought Wharging came from blanda'ing up with the Forest folk

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It probably did. The histories are muddied. But there might have been interbreeding before children and men fought.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the tightness.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Konnichiwa Dude!

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That makes no fricking sense.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The White Walkers were thousands of years old, coming from the time preceding the Age of Heroes. Born of powerful and untested magic, they were created to protect the Children of the Forest from the First Men, who had waged war on them ever since they had arrived from Essos. However, the White Walkers eventually broke free of the Children's control and became the most feared creatures in Westeros, posing a threat to all life.[1]

        Eight thousand years before Robert's Rebellion, the longest winter in history fell on the entire world and lasted a whole generation. In the darkness and cold of the "Long Night," the White Walkers descended upon Westeros from the Far North, killing all in their path and reanimating the dead as wights to serve as mindless soldiers in their undead army. The people of Westeros soon realized they had to rally together or the White Walkers would kill them all. In a conflict known as the Battle for the Dawn, the living won a decisive victory and pushed the White Walkers far north to the Lands of Always Winter. With help from giants and the Children of the Forest, the Wall was raised to bar their return. The Night's Watch was founded to guard the Wall and the realms of men should the mysterious threat ever rise again.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yet all it took to win was some half-wienered goblin girl with a fancy knife to break the hecking scary ice-men.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ice zombies were the least interesting part of the show and what eventually killed it

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We did, ridiculously kino actually

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Der Juden

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has she done anything of note since the show ended?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not even her.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I seem to remember she did later on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had multiple strokes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terminator Genesys.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She did a Terminator movie and the Han Solo Star Wars movie. She was also a major character in that Marvel Secret Invasion show

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this body type called?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pre-wall British Slag.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Built

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    femc game of daeneris getting fugged

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Total War ASOIAF should have happened but never did.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ASOIAF is just poor man's Elder Scrolls.

    Skyrim had more intriguing politics, more epic battles, and far more engrossing lore.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never played Skyrim. Never will. So I'm going to have to say ASOIAF is better.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literal cück mentality.

        Your books will never be completed. The fat frick will keep fricking around and never finish the job. He's written himself into a corner anyway. D&D's garbage will be recoded in history as the canon storyline.

        You could be enjoying Todd's hand-crafted masterpieces RIGHT NOW, but you choose to suffer and make your own life worse.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not cuck mentality, because I have zero desire to play Skyrim. Every time I look at it, it looks like a fricking joke to me. You can only be a cuck if you don't get what you desire.

          Despite the books being unfinished, the world is already thick with lore and symbolism. I couldn't even begin to explain the depths to you, because it would require explaining a great tapestry of mythology that weaves the whole story together. And I doubt you care about any of that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know everything there is to know about ASIOAF, I have seen the show and I've read about the book specific stuff/differences on wiki and reddit threads.

            It's great, but if it is never being finished then that automatically knocks off 5/10 points for me. And I still think TES lore and stories are better.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I know everything there is to know about ASIOAF
              Doubtful. Do you know of the youtube channel "David Lightbringer"? If no, then I bet your ASOIAF education is severely lacking.
              He will show you that nearly every sentence in the books are dripping with symbolism. George writes in 4D.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >TES lore
              A few bits here and there are good, but most of them are in books no one reason, and they are less and less a part of the game with each game
              Skyrim lore is laughable
              >TES stories
              If you mean the games, frick no, the stories are all the most cookie cutter, generic 'you are the chosen one' bullshit ever made, it's insultingly bad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is horrible bait, Skyrim is easily one of the worst worlds Bethesda ever created and that's saying a frickload.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe post.

        I bet you just rushed through the main quest like an ADHD zoom-zoom and didn't even read the books, discover side quests and participate in skyrim discussions on reddit and Ganker.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Name a single good questline in Skyrim. We'll wait, and then collectively laugh you out of the thread.

          I've probably been on this shithole longer than you've been alive, and I've NEVER seen a single fricking person defend Skyrim's stories.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you've already decided that you're going to label everything in the game as bad, then you aren't arguing in good faith and this discussion is pointless.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Figured as much. Out the thread you go, at least you saved yourself some embarrassment.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      TES has better worldbuilding, richer history and deeper lore than ASOIAF. Definitely not Skyrim.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        TES hasn't given a single frick about lore since Morrowind.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same reason naruto has never got a good game, the source material is bad.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The same reason naruto has never got a good game

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf are these new characters
        doesn't even look like naruto anymore

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it isn't, Kishimoto isn't the one drawing it, it's one of his e-girlgay assistants.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Naruto had a son and a daughter. Shortly after Naruto ended, the mangaka started a series about the son. Once interest started dying, he made enemies powerful enough to take on Naruto and Sasuke. The series has largely been about godly power levels ever since.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      naruto shippuden is some of the best kino ever
      (but madara is the good guy and won. everything after is genjutsu in naruto's fake world)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The world is very poorly written. Everything revolves around the leaf village and all other villages are worthless jobbers with nothing going on for them.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We all agree that only the four first seasons were good right?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the world isnt actually interesting. there's not much magic or fantasy. theres like 2 dragons ever. everything else is a reenactment of medieval euro royalty incest drama

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...I was going to say you probably didn't read the books, but if you're saying there's only two dragons, when there's a ton more, plus giants, alchemy, direwolves, shadow demons, tree children, warlocks, etc etc then you probably didn't even watch the show, let alone the books.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope redditor
        world is boring

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    we did

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because a show that's 99% political intrigue doesn't translate well into videogames, other than a telltale game, which already exists (no idea if it's good or not, never played it, telltale games seem boring as shit)

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shit source material, shit games.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause shit generates more shit, not gold.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Figured as much. Out the thread you go, at least you saved yourself some embarrassment.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I got btfo and am too scared to even stand up for the moronic shit I'm spouting, let me post some jaks that'll show him

    reminder, anon, that you are literally one of the dumbest people to ever cross this website
    that is an achievement
    no one has ever defended skyrim's story

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    we dont need a subpar lotr clone game

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called Dragon Age origina

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