why deck flop?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No eyelashes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      many people saying this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      have to say anon...you're absolutely right

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i boughted

  2. 5 months ago
    nigger

    at this consistent rate of advertising you're giving it, it never will moron.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hmm, no. i don't think so.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    deck no flop, all deck that gaben make sell.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i flopped my dick on it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      not funny

    • 5 months ago
      Αnonymοus

      proof?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    +deck sucks fricking shit

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    shitted

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even out in most places yet.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      come to brasil

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too overpriced for just old emulation and indie games
    >too weak for any real gayman

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    every time you make a thread about the deck, i buy 3 of them

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It lets me play Darkest Dungeon at work so I say it’s money well spent

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because getting a working unit without manufacturing flaws is borderline impossible

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both of mine have been fine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lost in transit or stolen off front porch
      >deck has dead pixels, backlight bleed, sticky buttons, fan that rattles, suboptimal battery health, case shell parting, joystick drift and audio fuzz on the headphone jack
      many such cases

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >was thinking about buying an oled
    >now there's articles saying how big of an upgrade the Steam Deck 2 will be in a leak
    well frick guess im waiting for the 2nd one then
    dont want to end up like one of those guys who bought thr LCD deck just before the OLED got announced

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea there's no way that leak is real
      the only leaked info that came out for the OLED was a new wifi module which had to come through regulatory agencies, the 90hz display, better battery, etc. was not known until the day it launched.

      >slated for 2026
      yeah that's basically what valve already said because they are waiting for new architecture. this is just chinkers speculating like tendies

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not in a rush then no need. Oled has its own issues such as the screen draw and the hardware is still outdated struggling to run 2023 games without tons of tweaks and patches. Deck 2 will certainly be able to play all modern games.

      My advice is that if you really, REALLY, need a portable handheld for whatever reason just get a rog ally.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just get a rog ally.
        many people saying this

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It got more popular thanks to Christmas sales. Although if the sales have ended I would definitely not pay full price for one.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Me and my wife boughted Asus ROG Allys. My son loves it too.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    if deck flop... why new version?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      recoup costs for AMD partnership and agreement to bulk chipsets

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If deck flop... why not cut losses?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          who is going to buy a pile of integrated zen2 shitslop that really only has utility in a single form factor

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            But SteamDeck revision uses new chip, its a revision of the old model in 6nm that wasnt made before. If Steamdeck flop... why new chip?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              mobo wiring is different but the chip is the same, they just reduced the die by 1nm

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even if only the wiring was different, making it in 6nm instead of 7nm makes it more expensive anon. Why more expensive if deck flop?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                do i have to walk you through every fricking step, use your fricking brain for once

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please walk me, if deck flop why make new revision with new components?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chip isn't the same. The first chip was used in both the Deck and some other non-Valve device. The new chip is entirely for the Deck and has a bunch of stuff removed from the die.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ackshually, the VR cores are removed from the new chip.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                AI*

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you say this? This is factually documented. It used to have AI cores that are disabled in the Deck, these cores aren't available on the die shrink.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valve won

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah at being the shittiest company of 2024 maybe

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Steam survey
        Most people don't even do that shit, only insecure homosexuals who want to showoff sign up to it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i do the survey to do my part in reducing the chinese numbers and increasing vr

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >more people bought hardware that is also going to play Steam games
        Okay?

        i do the survey to do my part in reducing the chinese numbers and increasing vr

        I can't even remember the last time I was asked for the survey. Is there an option in steam settings?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >More people bought the highest performing graphics card on the platform synonymous with peak gaming performance
        Whoa.... flopped and shittedbros, how do we recover from this?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why deck flop?
    It didn't, but keep repeating that falsehood.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it didn't... b-because it didn't okay??
      Next.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I keep forgetting you morons and schizos spam Ganker from time to time
        Be safe, OP.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >absolute nothing burger comment followed by absolute nothing burger comment
          Impressive, truly.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but
            >Sells more units this year than last year
            So how would it be a flop? What imagined metric are you using for financial failure?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but
              Valve, a 7.7 billion dollar company, has sold less devices than the N-Gage and just barely more -literal- cardboard than Nintendo (LABO).

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >N-Gage
                >Serious Gameboy competitor
                >Labo
                >Licensed product from the biggest brand in gaming

                Sure you aren't. Name a single flopped product that sells more units year by year.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                n gage outsold the deck and there's literally nothing you can do about it. Kick and scream all you want.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >muh sales

                [...]

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Valve, a private company, doesn't have to meet a certain amount of units shipped. As long as they believe in the product, and they can afford to sell them (aka not causing them detrimental losses) then the Deck is successful in their eyes.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I flopped 100$ for my top lcd deck that I bought from a friend who got the oled version. It's not a bad device if you get it for cheap.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thd deck won

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cultists so eager to defend papa gaben-sama that they literally don't have time to exercise proper motor control
      many such cases

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    deck flop because deck oled better

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    floppersons? shittersons? how bout I'm doin none of em

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't get it but it's pretty clear the deck flopped and shitted extremely fricking badly as frick

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/l6Sq1Z8.png

        why deck flop?

        many people saying this

        t.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    emulation sucks ass. People buy Switch in droves to play Switch games on it, not on a gay-ass linuxshit console

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. only reason to own a deck is to emulate switch games and it can't even do that well

      sold my deck ebay and modchipped my switch OLED and never looked back

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Switch can't run RPCS3 at a decent framerate. Meanwhile I can play all souls games, Demon's Souls at 45 fps consistently, to Elden ring at 40 fps.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          switch can't run anything at a decent framerate

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You play that dreck? Dreck on the deck, with best in class faps per second. Cancer brain

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt they sell on india

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor product design?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Deck won

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you nintendo marketing shills ever quit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey says this when an actual deck shill thread is up ATM

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