Why did?

Why did Ganker tell me this game sucks? It's literally one of the best games I ever played.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Ganker is smarter than you.
    You consume this gay James Bond gay slop like the moron you are.
    You've obviously never played the original hitman games.
    You'd probably champion absolution as some hot shit like the homosexual you are.
    Frick off.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played all original Hitman games. WoA is better than all of them by a mile. Now kys, nostalgiatroony.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >listening to Ganker

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you never played it sure, but if you've been playing nu-hitman since 2016, its fricking stale.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hitman 3 is objectively worse than 2 and 1

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is true but III also includes 1 and 2. It's fair to consider it all one big game. Pick your favorite 2-4 maps per game and the amount of content is staggering.

      For me, it's:
      Paris
      Sapienza
      Hokkaido
      Miami
      Whittleton Creek
      Isle of Sgail
      Haven Island
      Dubai
      Dartmoor

      There. That's like 200 hours of 10/10 content, and another 50 if you include B tier maps like New York or Berlin.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like 3 but I have to admit 1 has the most effort put into it. 1 has special holiday missions and alternate versions of their maps (mostly night time shit), while 2 and 3 have nothing like it. I'm also surprised that freelancer mode doesn't use the other version of maps like sapienza at night.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Christmas Paris is so God Damned comfy.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok but miami

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Miami is fricking great and I'm disappointed it doesn't have a night version of it or whatever.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        H3 has the Dartmoor garden show where you unlock this beauty, at least

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fancy. engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever, not like 47 would need it anyways

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just curious at how meticulously you'd need to attach the suppressor so its engravings end perfectly aligned with those of the gun

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a no-guns gay but if I'm not mistaken, some suppressors that also have sights on them can be partially unscrewed so the sights can be aligned.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        On console hitman 1 looks the best and has the most graphical options available. Unlocked frames etc. I only play hitman 1 on xbsx

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because Ganker is full of contrarian morons.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't suck by any means. Some people just think it's worse than the classic games in certain respects, like the atmosphere and soundtrack.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. As a fan of stealth games and Hitman it's like a dream game and one of the best ever just in terms of the amount of content and game modes. It's just lacking the kino atmosphere and music of SA-Contracts-BM but I actually kind of like the sleek Bond-esque aesthetic of WoA for what it's worth. Hopefully now that they're making an actual Bond game they'll bring back the grit for the next Hitman.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in certain respects
      Shouldnt that be in certain aspects?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the greatest games of all time.
    Hitman is one of my favorite game franchises, the WoA trilogy is fantastic.

    Yont listen tou do Ganker on good games, its 70% trolls here, 20% weebs and 10% decent people

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitman thread? Hitman thread.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put Berlin at C and you'd have my tier list.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Its fun.

        whats wrong with bangkok.

        Unimaginative level that doesn't represent Bangkok in any way. There's only one real path to the top floor if you're doing SASO. Much of the level is unused, Ken is a very dull and easy target. And they made it even worse in a subsequent patch since now there is only one possible exit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but the ability to make cross cower in fear makes it a b tier level at the least bud

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Berlin is loud as frick and you cant see shit. The story mission is pretty cool, but doing other missions there sucks dick.
          That last point is also kind of my main gripe with 3. It has great set pieces for the story mode but I don't like going to most of them for the roguelite mode.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats wrong with bangkok.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of the brown people levels are terrible. Bankock, Marrakesh, and Mumbai are the worst maps in the series.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mumbai was sick on a first playthough imo. It sucks afterwards. The rest is true though, Marrakech is offensively terrible. Hitman 1 maps really are either great or dogshit

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I honestly like Mumbai a lot, the only thing that I disliked from it is the whole train yard areas. I thought the slum and the mansion tower were just fun.
          Marrakesh is okay and Bangkok sucks dicks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why Sgail filters so many people. It's perhaps the most replayable and interesting map in the WoA trilogy,

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally same, god i fricking hate colorado

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Whittleton Creek. Probably one of the most pointless area in the game. Also the whole "collect evidence" or whatever sucks donkey butthole. Replaying that stage is such a slog.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Whittleton Creek. Probably one of the most pointless area in the game. Also the whole "collect evidence" or whatever sucks donkey butthole. Replaying that stage is such a slog.

      >hating whittleton creek
      it's like we didn't play the same game sometimes, it's literally one of the best levels in gaming history. are you guys just filtered by the clue finding or what?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      seriously, what the FRICK were they thinking with colorado?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        they probably wanted a map that felt intense because everyone is an enemy and there's no safe spots, except there are.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd put Mendoza one higher. The more I played it the more I enjoyed it.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a bad game, it's a bald game

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My first Hitman was Silent Assassin in one of those PS2 blue demo discs, WoA is in my top 10 games of all time and easily the single best stealth experience in the last decade. I remember being skeptical as hell when 2016 was announced after the last game had been Absolution and the new one had the dreaded word "episodic" thrown around but frick me if they didn't deliver.
    Still mad they never released the full version of Champions of the Wild Side used in the H3 launch trailer

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and the new one had the dreaded word "episodic" thrown around
      It's funny how they did their absolute best to ruin the franchise with bad business decisions but the game was just that good that they failed to do it.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha
    pranked

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still dont understand the pricing. I have 1 and 2 but I still need to buy the entire "World of Assassination" pack to get 3?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Frick IOI, literal dogshit company and a reason I never bought the game after I played it on a free Gamepass month even though I loved it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      IOI basically fricked over anyone who bought just hitman 1. All of the upgrade shit is for people who bought 2 and wanted to get into 3. And even then, depending on some bullshit, you would still have to buy the hitman 2 dlc unlock shit for 3 because I dunno.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bought the special edition of 1 because it was the only way to get all of the chapters in an easy way. At least I got a nice statue of 47 out of it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They simplified it like crazy. Hitman III was $60 standalone forever, then last year they finally just included 1 and 2 along with it and named it WoA. Just buy it on sale.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        even on sale it's like 28 eurobucks to buy 3 + the stuff I already have. I think I'll just wait for a bigger discount then

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone hated hitman absolution
    until you play it and realize its the best game in the franchise

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to get into Absolution and it sucked. I couldn't stick at it. TBF I had just completed Blood Money though.

      I might try Absolution again one day.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hitman 1 was really fricking good.

    Then Hitman 2 had way too much fricking handholding and the escalations were reduced a lot, gimping replayability to a point I didn't even feel like giving the 3rd a go.
    I know that reddit loves the second more under the "quality over quantity" guise but 2 just fell short in both of those regards.

    Also, did they run out of budget or why did they replace CGI movies with stills?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and I forgot: Master mode or what it was called also got completely gimped in Hitman 2 because speed troons were complaining about the randomization.

      Once again, speed troons killed my interest in the game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      square enix sold them back ownership and stopped publishing so they lost access to their CGI teams. it's a miracle they were able continue with their vision and be financially successful enough to save their company, square enix probably regrets it very much now lol.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They most probably had no money to do fancy cg because they bought the IP from square enix. But the animated cg movies are back in 3. But it sucks how 3 and 2 have actually lost some gameplay elements, like how the silverballers had the extra zoom in aiming with a tighter spread, ow how you could get frisked even while having illegal items.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because according to Ganker it's new and therefore bad
    they'll also be sucking its dick when the next one comes out

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not on switch so bigtendies talk shit about it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was one of those streaming shits

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IO is back to astroturfing v with forced threads at the same time down to the minute every single day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell the frickers to show their 007 game already. I want a freelancer mode with create-an-agent and let me play as a woman so I can stare at female ass all the time.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's great when you pirate it and mod it to have all content offline

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved every part of that game.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Absolution is my favorite Hitman game

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hows the VR in 3?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the worst VR games of all time. Only 3dof, graphics are nuked to PS4 levels, and the controls fricking suck.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't have lootboxes so nu/v/edditors hate it.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll play it whenever they remove all the always online and live service bullshit and also perma-unlock all the removed FOMO content (elusive targets, costumes, item unlocks, etc)

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything that requires more than half a braincell filters most westoids.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker loves nuhitman wdym? you dont remember all the freelancer threads earlier this year?

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a 90s kid who played hitman silent assassin, contracts and bloodmoneh over and over again into infinity yet only played absolution once. I'm very hesitant about platinh the new ones. I played the recent demo, and though sure the map is big, I can't help but feel the game lacks soul, severely.
    The biggest problem is the lack of Jesper kyd, who imo is one of the pillars of the golden trio early hitman.
    The music in the demo was just sloppy.

    Also another problem was that combat was too easy. The bugginess of old hitmans is what made close combat fun because it wasn't 100% reliable. And headbutting people is so much more satisfying.

    It's just not good ok. The only mode worth played is hardest for sure. The instinct mode they introduced in absolution has to be the dumbest shit Iv ever seen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea, did not like the instinct mode wallhacks they integrated into the game, I missed peaking through doors and having that sense of suspense. You literally have to turn off a shitload of options like npc icons, radar, story mode help, in order to enjoy hitman to its fullest.
      Its just another case of dev's casualizing a game in order to reach a broader audience. every franchise that becomes mainstream does this.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >falling for the Ganker zeitgeist
    Hitman is goated

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