Fantastic marketing and woke aside a pretty solid game (at least in Act 1). It pandered to the lefties with degeneracy while the psyop that it 'upset' Western devs appealed to the more right-leaning crowd that are contrarians in this case.
Nah it pandered more to women by far. The waifus are all very mid while the husbandos are straight out of romance novels.
The male characters suck, they're not out of romance novels at all.
1) Gale is hung up on another woman and doesn't flirt with the MC outside of romance scenes, doesn't tell MC she's better than other women etc... If Gale was a romance novel character he would immediately favor MC over Mystra.
2) Astarion is pathetic and weak and his story is about him being hung up on a man. To be a romance novel style character he'd need to be unironically like a twilight vampire, instead he eats rats and is pathetic.
3) Wyll is hung up on another woman, his noble status is kind of a perk but there's no path where you can become nobility as far as I'm aware of. If Wyll was out of a romance novel he would be pining to involve the MC in his life as nobility. But besides that he's also black so his appeal is going to be like, 10% of whatever it would be normally.
So stop saying the romances are good for women because they're trash. I don't care what some moronic astroturf bots post on reddit about how they're gigglesqueeing over Astarion or whatever, they are stinky fujos and BL can frick off.
lel you got them rose tinted glasses on bro. Leliana literally got gangraped by prison guards.
and Morrigan turned into a wolf and fricked wolves in the woods.
They are so much more disgusting than shadowcute. Laezel is hot but at the end of the day she is an amphibian so I can't blame anyone for not being into that.
And Karlach is pretty gross with her spiny pussy and scarred up body.
But Shadowheart mogs DAO waifus.
Morrigan mogs the shit out of Shadowheart, both in looks and as a character. That most who call her "Shadowcute" proceed to post her when using at least a couple of mods to make her look better says alot. And she's the best BG3 has to offer for waifus too. Karlach is overly masculine, Minthara is ugly and the frog is a frog.
Morrigan did beastiality with actual animals. Its like if Halsin turned into a bear and fricked an actual bear but even worse because the animals in DnD have personalities. The wolves morrigan fricked were no more than dogs.
>Raped by prison guards
That's not worse than being a bawd, turning you into a cuckold, and leaving you to find yourself at the end. I would take damaged goods over modern womyn any day of the week.
Shadowheart isn't a bawd. And she would only cuck you if you choose to play as a cuck and invite daddy halsin to frick your gf while you watch lmao. Larian gave you the option to be a cuck with their unrivaled freedom. Its your fault for choosing that option.
The fact she would go along with it at all makes me lose respect for her. She would happily let a bear frick her so she's far more damaged than a woman who was gang raped against her will.
10 months ago
Anonymous
the bear is a person, anon. an adult person who can consent.
if you've never had fantasies about a person who shapeshifts into a dragon you're fricking lying. would it be more acceptable if Halsin shapeshifted into a griffon or some shit
10 months ago
Anonymous
>fantasies about a person who shapeshifts into a dragon
You are mentally ill, and ywnbaw.
10 months ago
Anonymous
mental wellness is a myth peddled by people who want to sell you the idea that you could be some perfect version of yourself
10 months ago
Anonymous
and mental illness is being peddled by people who want to sell you drugs
10 months ago
Anonymous
i'm not taking any pharmaceuticals and it feels pretty real to me. i might be autistic and chronically depressed but at least I'm not moronic, sheltered and ignorant.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Autistic >Not moronic
anon...
10 months ago
Anonymous
some of the most intelligent people to ever live have/had some degree of autism.
me and my homies in the steve grand fandom don't need your approval. we just need that demo of grandroids.
10 months ago
Anonymous
t. Scientologist
10 months ago
Anonymous
>anon invites another man to frick his girlfriend and then loses respect for her
Wow, anon really had the whole cuck experience through a video game. Bravo Larian. There has never been this level of cuck representation in games before.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Again ignoring the fact the bear fricked you first
Oof, Imgaine makiing yourself a gay bottom and a 'cuck' and then boasting about it on Ganker.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I ask my girlfriend to frick another man while I watch >She agrees and does it
What the frick, bros? Why would she do this? I can't even look at her anymore.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>I ask my girlfriend to rape babies, commit genocide and eat dogshit >She agrees in a heartbeat and admits to dreaming about it prior to you asking >iwasjustjoking.jpeg >she wasn`t
Yeah, I'm thinking wife material.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Yeah, I'm thinking wife material.
Yeah. A girlfriend that's willing to submit to any sexual desire you have, risk her life and freedom, and even kill for you on command is definitely a keeper. That's a ride or die. Just don't ask her to do anything you don't want her to do.
anon, you are talking to a 'man' (16 yea old boy) who:
Played through a 100-hour-long 'woke game' he hated
Romanced a character (he hated)
Intentionally cucked himself so he could make a meme collage of it to 'own the libs'
Editited it when he got bullied about being too obvious a liar
and still posts about it in every thread he has a free moment for.
That's due to the anons playing them either modding or having lower standards. That's been one of the goals of all this, lowering standards of beauty for women so someone like Minthara who would be considered nothing worth a glance 20 years ago is now considered attractive.
FPBP as more often than not. You simply do not understand the spending power these people have. The majority of the threads are waifu posting and arguing when its not just pure shitting on the game from shazam trannies trying to get their fix on every game.
It's actually in the middle of a lot of audiences:
>dads that played the earlier games >fantasy/D&D fans >coomers >women >lgbt
Plus, no big high-budget games have come out in a while, so the usual FOTM chasers had money in their wallet. I think moving it up to release before Starfield was a genius move.
It's more degenerate than woke. It is woke, but it's *really* degenerate. Still a great game, though. I wanted to hate it, but it won me over immediately once I started.
having homosexual options is woke, no matter how stereotypical they can be
remember the old adage: Ironic shitposting is still shitposting? it's just like that
>people with brainworms on the right hate it for nonsensical reasons >people with brainworms on the left hate it for nonsensical reasons
honestly I could put a plain cup of water on a table and these would scream at each other, and me, about culture war shit. The extremists on both sides are so far gone they literally cannot perceive anything in the world except through the lens of their manufactured my-team-your-team battle
meanwhile, everyone else is loving a video game that dared to be designed to be fun and full of content, rather than be designed to milk whales
You are the blind and also carry the burden of guilt through your association with naïveté. I pity you for when you see, it will be too late to save what has been lost due to ravages of societal ignorance.
>one group of mentally ill people saying the game is woke >another group of mentally ill people saying the game isn't woke enough
Sounds like they struck the perfect balance for anyone who isn't a terminally-online culture war NPC
Your fantasy cripples your view of reality. While you play base on your ego and views, the values of the wold withers away under your baleful ignorance. Wake from your dream.
Because I'm 40 hours in and the "woke shit" Ganker has been harping on is almost nonexistent. I've come across two separate sets of NPCs that seem to have been gay in ambient dialogue and that's it.
its woke, but unlike most woke games, the devs arent trying to avoid controversy. many woke games are very sterile, and lack the balls to do interesting things.
The Tieflings are buttholes for example; despite being refugees. They steal from adventurers and the Druids giving them refuge. Other woke games would have made them into total "didnt do nothing". And topics like child rape are usually not even scratched in a fully woke game.
now thats a lie though. Not only do Gale and Astaron jump on your dick the first night, but even the character creator is woke as hell.
Its not woke. Having gays and refugees doesn't make a game woke especially if you can basically call the gays homosexuals and then kill then, and you can also call the refugees homosexuals and then kill them.
Also there are naked bawds with big butts and breasts.
If it was woke, you wouldn't be able to make shadowheart get naked and she would be flat and manish and you wouldn't be able to choose not to help the refugees.
In this game if you choose to kill all of the refugees, you get rewarded with sex from a naked elf woman.
Wow so woke.
Don't think so.
You can murder goblin kids. Also there's a bunch of kids who were turned into vampires, and you can make the choice to destroy them or give them a chance to live and go against their vampiric nature.
woke doesn't hurt games/movies. it's been shown repeatedly.
Marvel was doing well while woke, until the movies started being bad and their tv shows started becoming shit past the first 2 series.
Sequel Star Wars was bad from the start.
People don't care. The actual product needs to be good, you can't just "make it woke" and expect woke people to flock to it. As woke as they are, they still want to watch/play something entertaining as well.
That is some cope. The shit is bad because the writers can only write modern day political bullshit. For example look at Witcher season 1 compared to Witcher 3 and Blood Origin. WItcher 1 massive success because they reeled in their bullshit and Henry Cavil pushed back. At the end the flood gates opened and the writing turned to trash and the series is now dead.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>comparing the show where the showrunner responded to criticism with "i dumbed it down for you moronic americans, it's your fault it sucks" to the video game
sir, you might be one of those moronic americans he warned about
10 months ago
Anonymous
anon, Witcher TV series is bad. Even if you removed woke shit, it'd still be bad.
There isn't any cope here. Talentless writers and developers think "If I just stick in some woke shit that the kids like, it'll be good" as a shortcut are learning that it's not a shortcut.
Talentless hacks trying to find shortcuts has been a thing well before woke shit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yes the TV series is bad. It's bad because the writers are shit. The writers are shit because they care more about representation instead of the main character, Witcher.
Being a woke writer and being a shit writer have a lot of overlap and are not mutually exclusive.
10 months ago
Anonymous
see
>comparing the show where the showrunner responded to criticism with "i dumbed it down for you moronic americans, it's your fault it sucks" to the video game
sir, you might be one of those moronic americans he warned about
people who actually cared about representing the source material worked on the games, moron
10 months ago
Anonymous
No shit Shirlock. One of those people is fricking Henry Cavil playing the main character. He kept pushing back and the writers told him to go frick himself so he left.
10 months ago
Anonymous
that has nothing to do with muh woke. henry cavill more than likely does not hold the same beliefs as you.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I never said Henry Cavil held the same beliefs as me except for the belief that the Witcher should be the main character in the show called The Witcher.
The writings focusing on other characters is 100% deals with muh wokeness. They openly talk about representation bullshit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
across the spiderverse openly has a BLM pin on a kid's backpack and a "protect trans kids" flag yet made mucho bux.
can you the spot the difference? one of them was an actually entertaining piece of media that focused on a story and the artistry of the medium
10 months ago
Anonymous
>writers focusing on story first makes a good medium
yes, I'm glad we agree.
10 months ago
Anonymous
so stop analyzing media based on whether it agrees with your political views and on whether it's fricking entertaining or not
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not. I'm just stating there is a higher chance the writing is going to be shit if the writers are "woke." Focusing on representation first instead of writing a good story often leads to worse products.
Saying "x is not woke, it's bad" is cope. They are often related.
10 months ago
Anonymous
i have yet to play a video game that entertained me for more than a few minutes created by an extremely right-leaning person
do not post autistic children's games in response like minecraft or fnaf
maybe your issue should be with extremism in general
10 months ago
Anonymous
Oh you're just baiting now. Never mentioned right wingers make good writers. My theme is focusing on story first. Being focused on politics first often leads to bad writing. Have a good night.
10 months ago
Anonymous
no you just don't know about the autistic moron who kept using minecraft and fnaf as an argument in bg3 bait threads
10 months ago
Anonymous
That's not what we're talking about, though. We're saying it only matters whether something is good or not when it comes to TV/movies/games. Whether it's woke or not doesn't matter if it's good (people will watch/play it) or bad (people won't watch/play it).
Any overlap does not mean it prevents something from being good or bad.
If you want to say "something looking kind of woke makes me hesitant and I'll take a closer look to see if it's worth a damn", then that's an understandable and logical position.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yes that last point is what I'm trying to say. I see so many people cope by saying it's not woke...it's just bad. There is a high correlation between being woke and thus making bad products because the writers can't help themselves putting representation first instead of focusing on good writing.
can you homosexuals even define "woke" as anything other than "something I personally don't like"? I have ltierally never seen someone define "woke" in a way that isn't completely subjective. I am so fricking tired of this trifling buzzword. Make a new one already.
10 months ago
Anonymous
They can't. the news-man has told them woke is bad so they gotta go along with it
10 months ago
Anonymous
>+10 ESG points
10 months ago
Anonymous
is this the new buzzword after woke?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>buzzword
If only you knew...
10 months ago
Anonymous
Thankfully I don't suffer from a severe paranoid mental disorder whose only options for end of life are suicide or death by cop.
10 months ago
Anonymous
But I'm not black.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I am sure someone laughed
10 months ago
Anonymous
God, you're an insufferable homosexual. Are you sure you typed in the right website into your search bar? I think reddit or twitter might be a little more your speed.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Language becomes meaningless when abused in poor faith. Politics is probably the best example of it. Since 2016, the word has been abused by the conservative movement to complain about behavior they don't like. "Woke" doesn't really mean anything anymore. It's just a catchall pejorative term.
And making language meaningless is a deliberate strategy in the modern U.S. conservative movement. 1. Destroy a word's meaning, 2. Accuse others of doing whatever you want that word to mean, 3. Make them defend themselves without ever drawing attention to the fact that their accusers have made language meaningless. 4. Control the debate, bring on the tolerance paradox again, ad infinitum. 6. Change fricking nothing in regular citizens' lives.
Anyways BG3 was the worst BG but still pretty fun.
You are both correct and based. Please carry on and have a wonderful night
10 months ago
Anonymous
Language becomes meaningless when abused in poor faith. Politics is probably the best example of it. Since 2016, the word has been abused by the conservative movement to complain about behavior they don't like. "Woke" doesn't really mean anything anymore. It's just a catchall pejorative term.
And making language meaningless is a deliberate strategy in the modern U.S. conservative movement. 1. Destroy a word's meaning, 2. Accuse others of doing whatever you want that word to mean, 3. Make them defend themselves without ever drawing attention to the fact that their accusers have made language meaningless. 4. Control the debate, bring on the tolerance paradox again, ad infinitum. 6. Change fricking nothing in regular citizens' lives.
Anyways BG3 was the worst BG but still pretty fun.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>speaking out against conservatives on Ganker
YA GON AN DON' IT NAO 'ARRY' POR'ER
10 months ago
Anonymous
>+10 ESG points
Kek
10 months ago
Anonymous
Oi hagrid, yer hippogryph's on CNN.
10 months ago
Anonymous
woke was always dumb gay Black person shit
10 months ago
Anonymous
Nice projection, gay. Word nazi sends it's regards.
But woke is based on reality, why nazi is anything you dont like. Anyhow, sudoku yoursef, tourist.
10 months ago
Anonymous
DELUSIONAL homosexual
10 months ago
Anonymous
>why nazi is anything you dont like
Every time
>lol when they call me a nazi for saying GAS THE israeliteS it's not ok but when I say that a guy with a skin darker than white is WOKE that is different
you're alright, Ganker. you're alright
10 months ago
Anonymous
>why nazi is anything you dont like
Every time
10 months ago
Anonymous
>lol when they call me a nazi for saying GAS THE israeliteS it's not ok but when I say that a guy with a skin darker than white is WOKE that is different
10 months ago
Anonymous
Nazi and woke very much mean "Things conservatives/liberals do that liberals/conservatives don't like", it proves the point about politics.
And funnily, with both, they were legitimate things that conservatives (at least National Socialist, not Nazi) and liberals used to describe themselves that had distinct meanings.
Politics is poison to language.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>trying to untether national socialist from Nazi
found the dumbass repeating nazi propaganda or just the straight up nazi chud
I bet its called "the roman salute" too hey
10 months ago
Anonymous
uh bruh why are you saying I'm a nazi for 100% agreeing with nazis?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>bruh
onggggggggg i mean fr no cap cuh, yahurr? nazis (undefined) are not bussin on god. like... tf? its giving... bad guy. [skull emoji]
10 months ago
Anonymous
What?
Nazi is slang put on the Nazis, it isn't what they called themselves and what they were wasn't just "guy who hated trans people or put kids in cages or liked austerity politics" that's my only point
10 months ago
Anonymous
>put kids in cages
Obama?
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Nazis didn't call themselves Nazis
Okay dude...
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Anyways BG3 was the worst BG
Shocked you could be right about everything but video games.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Haha, BG1 is my top 3 of all time. Mind blowing for 1999.
10 months ago
Anonymous
BioWare was good once
Are they butthurt right now I wonder
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's completely different people at this point. The founders aren't even there anymore.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I heard Gayder was giving his 2 cents, that fat hair plugged nonce but I think he also left
10 months ago
Anonymous
>this schizo shit
you just became the /misc/ack you hated, thats the same exact thing an "altright" would say marxists are doing, in the end its just a consequence of this "culture war", words are thrown around to rile up people because someone makes money on it.
Gramsci started promoting his idea of cultural marxism to break with social determinism and in the end powerful people just realized they can use his idea for a bigger information warfare to amass support (functioning as capital).
10 months ago
Anonymous
>BRO ACTUALLY UR WORSE AND /misc/ IS RIGHT >I don't use /misc/ though
No one has ever been fooled by this and you look dumb trying it
10 months ago
Anonymous
í dont use /misc/ neither i´m trying to fool you, i´m telling your reasoning is the same as altright conspiracionist about cultural marxism, neither you or them are right, the truth is trolls in the internet use the word for the lulz, average joes use it because they dont know better and powerful people use it because they can manipulate peoples attention.
10 months ago
Anonymous
not him but the actual reason is because we are on a basket weaving forum, not some debate or some paper writing
using buzzwords is fine to quickly get your ideas across and only morons go down into this semantics shit
people here have a general idea what woke means, and people need to frick off being disingenuous
10 months ago
Anonymous
I love how disingenuous you are being calling out people being disingenuous. You are the worst of them all “moron”.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I don’t think it’s quite as equal as you think. Nazi’s, racists, those terms have been loosely used since 1940. Woke is very new. There are reasons behind that you are not addressing. This is not “the same old shit there’s always been”
10 months ago
Anonymous
Nazi, fascist and commie have been used in the same way as woke. Woke is just being used today because its catchy, it sticks for the currently postmodernist ideology of anti white californians, its just that term indeed can be used without clear definition if someone wants to, like the OP and this thread.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Mario was the least political movie released in theaters this year, you have neurological necrosis
10 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry man you don't get to spend 60000+ posts calling something woke and then try to memory hole it.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Black person i saw it drunk enough to puke after and didn't say a word about it online because it was nothing but a substanceless nostalgia bomb
forspoken >will only run on the top of the line PCs because our dragon NEEDS two trillion polygons, not worth the price of admission
elemental >bland forbidden love story, tech demo that should have been a short film before a real movie
blue beetle >nobody knows who this homie is. superhero fatigue, partially from spiderverse and flash releasing very soon before.
>blue beetle
That one especially since everyone knows that the DC movies are going to not be anything until what's-his-name from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies reboots the DC movies (he's apparently keeping the Blue Beetle actor for the reboot, though, even if his movie isn't going to move into the reboot).
>ugly as sin
did u even play bg/bg2 and planescape:torment? they have a pretty similar grimdark, hand-drawn art style. it's what i liked about it other than the obvious part of the gameplay being RTwP
10 months ago
Anonymous
The backgrounds are nice, I mean more the models, although in normal combat you won't even notice, which I get is the point. That matters to zoomers if their models look good up close.
10 months ago
Anonymous
ah yea the models don't look too crispy up close but i dont really mind that tbh. the art style is appealing to me and the whole nihilistic vibe they have going on is an interesting take, contrast to the usual "hero saves the day" these typa games usually have
10 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah just talking about it made me boot up my BG1 playthrough. My favorite part of PoE1 is the blocked off area of the city with a zombie outbreak and finding people all maimed and shit like they actually were recently attacked by zombies and then slicing through the bastards
10 months ago
Anonymous
Playing the game right now, just left the city. This part was dope. Not a fan of the difficulty spike after.
10 months ago
Anonymous
yeah I would always go to the huge castle first and then go as far as I could in the endless paths without burning out and 100% everything up to the city and that usually ensured that it never got too difficult for the rest of the game even on path of the damned. Except with the dragons
Its not woke. Woke games don't have naked girls you can dress in loose underwear.
Just because it has gays doesn't it make it woke. Gays existed long before woke was a thing.
You can kill 98% of the people you see. Like the other anon said you will be killing a lot of quest givers and companions if you go that route and miss out on some content.
The only black companion in the game has a literal slave master controlling him and you can send him to hell and then frick his hot slave master devil. If anything it is anti black.
I feel the only people who say it is woke are the ones who haven't played it. Black people being in the game isn't woke especially if it is a fricking DnD game.
-homosexual Halsin comes onto you for no reason
-Aylin is a sex obsessed dyke
-Gortash is a Trump caricature and his supporters are all low iq qoomers
-Black elves/dwarves
-Genderless character creator
-The refugees are all innocent people fleeing a war and the evil right wingers want to keep them out of the city.
-Powerful, white males are evil (Ketherick, Balduran, Gortash, Cazador, Raphael)
That's just off the top of my head
I don't hate the game but I do dislike the overtly political tone it has, act three was the worst in this regard.
Halsin doesn't come on to you for no reason. Halsin will only come on to you if you tell him you want to see him dance at the party lel.
At least use Gale who actually does try to buttrape you out of nowhere.
Halsin confessed to me in my playthrough and I had to reject him.
I don't mind there being homosexual characters but when the homosexual options are presented to me without me choosing to pursue them, it's a little bit stomach turning.
On my next playthrough I'm going to kill anyone who crosses those boundaries.
>separate romance meter >can only be initiated by the player, cannot exceed approval meter
this would fix literally every problem people have with video game romances
There definitely are plenty of those types around and I wouldn't mind them referencing that archetype if they had also referenced common left wing archetypes.
But I couldn't really expect a left leaning company to do that tbh.
It would have just been better if they'd shown more restraint and not made the game so political.
Imagine if Cazador Raphael and Balduran were black.
Anon would be like >Why are all the most powerful people black and white people are all just random soldiers and bootlickers >Cazador a black super vampire keeps a white man as his butt slave what is Larian trying to imply?
I had a hard time taking Cazdor seriously. That part was by far the wokest to me. The scariest man on earth being a short gay Asian with a earring. I kept laughing when he talked, until shit got real and he stomped me in 3 turns.
Baldurdan isn't evil he's dead and the Emperor is LARPing as him, Cazador is Asian, Raphael isn't white he's a literal devil from the deepest pits of hell
why do you loser homosexuals always bring trump into this thing
You're acting like Liberals with Trump Derangement syndrome but like with a persecution complex
All art is "political" you fricking dumbass
It just doesn't exclusively predicate itself around trying to villainize conservatives or US presidents in the way you wanna-be-victims think every piece of "political" art is
Becasue the coomer market is fricking huge
You think this shit would be even half as popular as it is if it was written by some gay like J Saywer who hates romances in games?
Normies want dating sims with some rpg elements added on top.
Marketing and normie appeal.
It really is that simple. You're under some delusion that normies give a shit about woke politics - they do not, they are mostly on board with woke shit.
For poltards like me it's just that the good outweighs the bad and you are free to do funny shit and kill whoever you don't like. Still pirated it tho, I ain't paying trannies and troony lovers.
because its wacky D&D setting where you can do whatever the frick you want for the most part. You're free to kill any form of alphabet people representation if you want too
>6 year development >5 million sales over 3+ years >everybody realizing it's a pile of shit >supposedly the greatest game ever made
console defining games used to sell that many copies in two weeks
It'll probably get a bump once it's on consoles unless word of mouth about act 3 catches up, but you're right, currently it has sold less than dragon age inquisition.
You frickers keep saying this, but I see hot white women in screenshots people post and we all know those are kryptonite for the wienerchopper abomination hordes, so I cannot believe this is woke.
It only really goes insufferably woke in Act 3 (squatter quest is so fricking moronic bros..), the most ''woke'' thing prior to it is that there are two lesbians relevant to the main plot who can't keep it in their pants and that literally every single person alive is bisexual, has ''sex is just sex lmao, I'd frick my mother if I could'' mentality, and has no standards whatsoever.
as woke as this game is, it just 100% proves the theory that SEX SELLS, so censorship is fricking moronic
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NON SJW GAMES THAT GOT POZZLED AND SUFFERED FROM IT >Control >GEARS 5 >Wildstar >REmake 3 >FF7R PS4 >WoW >no more heroes 3 >TABLETOP SIMULATOR >tokyo mirage sessions >guardians of the galaxy >ex-cool girls
SJW GAMES THAT SOLD WELL >Borderlands 3 >Pathfinder >CoD fanfic >beargate 3
Soon gta6
That's probably based on the MC being an ugly old karen. While not on the far end of 'woke' ugly women are usually a symptom of it, same as in the case of Baldur's Gate 3 but it has more than just that.
>it just 100% proves the theory that SEX SELLS, so censorship is fricking moronic
This is the biggest thing to pull from BG3.
Romance sims/sex is very popular with gamers. Hell, Ganker was absolutely obsessed with a romance sim about a bunch of disabled girls years and years ago, and would not shut the frick up about it.
Bioware games famously had a shit ton of women fans that were crazy about the romance options.
Ganker likes to pretend it's above it, but how many daily "This character or that character" shipping comparisons threads pop up?
I ain't ashamed to admit that after suffering through FFXVI` dogshit love story and story in general I was feeling very sour and wanted a happy trad waifu experience with a good ending...Only to be met with Shadowbawd who wants to be gangbanged by a bear, Lae`zel who I find physically repulsive and her entire race to be in dire need of extermination, and Karlach who fricking explodes at the end or goes to hell. Not even going to mention Minthara because she's a massive prostitute and also basically cut content poster child.
Shadowheart, well the Selunite version anyway, has nothing to do with being a bawd. She is mad in love with you, like a puppy. If you want to be degenerate, she will accept for your sake but if you keep her to yourself she will be content that way.
I’m curious about this. I figure they put all this in for the women. Despite the end, what part of FFXVI upset you, a man. It’s harder to find a purer waifu than Jill.
Jill is basically not even a person, she has non-existent personality, Clive and Jill take fricking forever to get together, their romance starts and ends at the beach, and then he fricking dies and she is left heartbroken after being with him for less than a week after more than a decade of pure abject suffering, so that's a lot of fun to see after spending 50 hours on the game.
I am so over tragic ''bittersweet'' endings from pretentious hacks trying to fool you into feeling like you witnessed something great and impactful.
What happened in pillars of eternity 2? I think that’s my next game.
Hard to take your list serious with 10 million games sold TLOU2 under the bombed category. That’s the only one I caught, who knows what else is blatantly wrong.
That was the game I was thinking off, just googled it, was 265 with marketing.
Might be 500 a decade after the game launched and they had money comming in.
That’s why 440 sounds outrageous and 220 believable.
10 months ago
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I looked it up, was 220, 440 is double dipping. At 10 mil in sales LOU2 was a winner. Probably in the top 10 most profitable non MM0 of all time, though near 10th.
>as woke as this game is, it just 100% proves the theory that SEX SELLS, so censorship is fricking moronic
Somewhat true, though the obvious difference is usually when something says SEX SELLS it means to men while in this case it sells to women.
It's just marketing
A sex sells situation, combined with it being an identity politics simulator, carried by 5th edition popularity and hornyslop.
By and large it's an average crpg, with shitty dialog options, subpar interface and mechanics but it's got years of early access "polish" that tricks you into thinking it's good.
I mean, you talk to a frog in the first part. Your options are to praise it or call it ugly. Reddit/troony bullshit baked into the whole fricking cake, but just dull enough for most not to notice.
Just shows you can maket anything to the goy and they'll slup it up.
It came out in the middle of a massive year-long content drought
It's a solid complete narrative-focused single-player game, not live service drivel with 8000 micro transactions.
The writing is good (no, 18 seething /misc/tards vague posting on Ganker wont change that)
It has pretty much the best gameplay you're going to squeeze out of 5E
It's attached to two large popular IPs D&D and BG
Romance simulator aspect appeals to women (unironically a massive key to biowares success was appealing to women, even if accidentally at first)
And here's the truth bomb /misc/. Normies don't care about woke shit, normies have jobs that require them to go outside and speak to gays, blacks and even women regularly.
>The writing is good
I was actually surprised by this, yeah. Astarion's an old as frick cliche, but he's better written than anything in a Bioware game.
Their personalities aren't the same at all, also Fenris is ridiculously more edgy than Astarian, like thousands of times more edgy. Like he killed his sister by ripping her heart out edgy.
does astarion not try to sacrifice his vampire spawn "kin" to the end of becoming a vampire lord and, if romanced, disallow you from breaking up, and taking you as his consort, implying he will make you his spawn? I haven't tackled act 3 yet but this was spoiled to me. Immense edge. Just look at the backstory beats for all the similarities my dude. He's just "what if fenris but le evil".
I’m playing good, I had to force him to become a vampire lord. He really grew and leans toward doing the right thing. I didn’t want a bunch of vampires around though.
Immediately after though, yea, I made a note to kill him at the end.
You missed all the nuance via spoilers. Astarion only refuses to let you go if you enable him to go full edge and turn into a proper vampire. The transformation warps his mind and basically removes everything good about him. The situation is that a ritual has started and Cazador has created thousands of essentially mindless husks that would wreak havoc if left unsacrificed. Astarion is tempted to finish the ritual, but it's very easy to talk him out of it. Then you get to choose whether you kill or spare the monsters. If Astarion isn't ascended by the ritual, he's just his normal posturing self and you can break up whenever.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I didn’t feel he was even tempted.
10 months ago
Anonymous
He gives it thought. Given his personality it didn't feel like he'd go through with it without prodding. Feels more like he's a cat stretching his paw out at a glass of water and looking to see if you'll shoot him or not.
I hate this bootlicking homosexual like you wouldn't believe
10 months ago
Anonymous
You're just frightened by his open shirt and chad energy.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>no beard >meme crossbow >exists solely to kiss your ass >likes the sound of his own voice
That bro bait can frick right off, I also don't like Hawke, that self important gay. Killing him was the best part of Inquisition. I miss my based Warden.
It's because 5e is a fantastic system. They put in a lot of content and effort and their work has paid off in the final product. Act 3 is a let down but Act 1 is 10/10. Act 2 is maybe 8/10, fine but kinda annoying.
I’m on act 3 and after finding out about all the cut content and rewritten story I don’t even want to keep playing. I’m sad wondering what could’ve been.
idk that other anon mentioned it so i was going off of that. But they did for both their D:OS games so probably will for BG3 too, just give em a year or so
Because go woke go broke only actually happens when the base game is disastrously bad. BG3 starts coming apart in Act 3 but 95% of players won't even make it out of Act 2 before the next big game comes out and draws their attention
>whines about halsin turning into a bear >there’s incest involving two drows >Displacer beast (animal no shapeshifting involved) sleeps with a demon guy
This might come as a shock to all of you who are clearly terminally online but most people don't actually care about culture war nonsense. Hell, most people don't even think of going on Ganker. All most people care about is if a game is enjoyable or not and will either not see the "woke" signs or just plain not give a shit.
Frankly, I don't blame them either. The people who talk about culture wars and what is woke and what isn't are the most anti-social, insufferable people on the planet.
Because it's a slow-paced game, and by the time people realized it was woke garbage, they had already surpassed the mere 2 hours you have to refund it.
They leveraged Twitch that's why
All normies know about it and will never play it but will say they live it because it's got vitiligo and genital selection and nudity and horny
>rewritten story
Daisy was clearly evil and no one likes wyll now some people do >cut content
It’s cut for good reason and will most likely be added in later >it’s woke
That’s not a valid criticism
>LAN playthrough with my brother >Talk to Gale in camp >He says he likes my musk and I am wonderful >My brother is listening in >Get embarrassed as frick
Thanks Belgium, I was only being nice to the magical Jesus because he is the only character that isn't an outright c**t to me, besides Karlach and I don't speak to black people
being burned up is the best fate for Astarion. At least his soul can move on. Souls are a pretty big deal in DnD lore. Long as you have a soul basically anything can still happen after you die. But for Mindflayers their soul merges with the elder brain most of the time when they die.
In rare cases they can become petitioners though which means they do have souls.
No good PC games yet this year so when a decent one comes out people who primarily game on their PC flock to check it out and buy it. That and Baldur's Gate is a pretty big name in the history of PC gaming
Because games being woke doesn't really matter and the general audience of consumers is not pushed away from things due to "woke." This has been shown dozens of times now
> cant feed thieflings to goblins and keep the grove open > magic lamp has no easter egg > stealing runepowder barrel means nothing > cant recruit kagha instead of walking bara fetish > cant beat ketrik in dialogue, only skip part of a fight > cant kill goblis and recruit mithara
And thats just act 1, act 2 suck and i didnt bother to play act 3. The "choices" in this game suck. Swonke is a fricking homosexual.
>implying this board hasn't been /misc/2/ for a very long time where every bozo with an opinion shits up the entire board with it instead of video games
Pretty sure Ganker ranked below /misc/ in the IQ tests
I would check but I am phone gayging at work
10 months ago
Anonymous
Online IQ tests aren't real m8. If an IQ test isn't done by a professional and takes a minimum of an hour it is total fricking pseudo shit meant to make brainlets feel good when they do a 30 question test and it says "UR A MENSA GENIUZ"
10 months ago
Anonymous
You brought up IQ first
I once left one not even halfway because I couldn't be added finishing and I got 94. I believe it's bullshit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>online IQ test >they expect you not to google all the answers and skip the thinking part like the high IQ genius that you are
You can't mention /misc/'s obvious diarreah all over the board for 7 years because....YOU JUST CAN'T OK.
Remember the week /misc/tards wanted discussion of this game banned because "IT'S CLEARLY troony RAIDS!"
Arent we all the time? They just cant help themselves and stay away, as if its an idealogical conques of internet space. Bu the place is fricked anyway since they infiltrated moderation and greedy asiatic only cares about ads and selling our data
>site is apparently used by CIA, invaded non stop to the point said invaders out number the "real posters", and the mods all do nothing despite knowing all this
Why do you use this site? Any reason besides "I don't know any site that isn't normie tier"?
I CHOOSE how I want to play, and options are plenty. It's not like I'm forced into paths I don't want to take. Unlike Cyberpunk 2077 that rewards wokeness over taking a more 'realistic' approach to certain situations.
Citing the relationships in BG3, If the game forced me to be in a relationship with a particular person, outside the normal 'traditional' gender roles. That would be wokeness, but it doesn't. It respects the venue for straight-folk options, as well as LGTBQ options as well.
So if I had no choice but to be Astarion's bottom-bitch...despite the fact that wouldn't be my RP for the game...that would be 'wokeness', and would make for a garbage RPG.
Sure, there maybe 'woke' elements in the game, but as long as there's alternative option...say like restart the game, and be a total butthole to everything, and succeed, then it's not wokeness.
>no low INT dialogue >no evil path choices >story is mindless generic fantasy with crazy religious cults and world domination plot with cartoon villains you can't negotiate with who have no internal thoughts or agendas and simply exist as bad guys for you to defeat >LGBT shit everywhere >modern writing and modern language in a supposed medieval fantasy society everywhere
total larian death
>Rest had some depth
thorm family >cannot be negotiated with murderous evil aristocrats that butcher entire villages because it's epic
ketheric >cannot be negotiated with wants to murder the entire world because god didn't resurrect his dead for him
gortesh >has no nuance beyond being a shit brained dictator that wants to rule the sword coast by turning people into braindead robots following his moronic commands
raphael >wants to rule the world and enjoys his subjects dying for nothing because it's epic
you can side with him to what end? being his cartoon villain sidekick? why would you want to replace all the experts in your court by mindless robots and expect to rule successfully?
Actually if you do the dialogue right, he is your sidekick
10 months ago
Anonymous
and what happens then? you rule together despite being tyrants that replaced their court with mindless robots, that have no legal claim to the throne and no idea how to conduct state business because your sidekick is an arms trader, yet everyone lives happily ever after?
10 months ago
Anonymous
why are you so autistically fixated on this mindless robot phrase?
10 months ago
Anonymous
and what happens then? you rule together despite being tyrants that replaced their court with tadpoled people, that have no legal claim to the throne and no idea how to conduct state business because your sidekick is an arms trader, yet everyone lives happily ever after?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Are you a bot?
10 months ago
Anonymous
so then we agree the villains are all cartoon villains with no nuance, good talk
I need to complain to them how utterly awful dragonborn penises look. I wanted a dragon dildo dick, not this circumcised israelite knob covered in scales. Did you know feathers and hair evolved from scales? There wouldn't be scales on the end of your goddamn dick, it's a mucous membrane!
All reptiles have penises(typically 2)The cloaca is just an exit for the ass and where the dick is hiding next to each other in a slit that looks like a sideways bagina.
>absolute brainrot the game is nowhere near as woke as snoy exclusives.
It's woker than TLOU2 which is an accomplishment. >half the human NPCs are Black folk, especially the most royal and virtuous ones >Everyone is gay >Racemixing everywhere >Only attractive looking race are drows and tieflings(literal evil incarnate according to the lore) >Women only mercenaries band
>Only attractive looking race are drows and tieflings(literal evil incarnate according to the lore)
You'd have a better case if you actually posted an attractive-looking drow.
I’d rather play a finished woke game than an unfinished non woke game.y’all criticize last of us two but Atleast it has a proper beginning middle and end
>saved the brains from the prologue >didn't bring the character who was carrying them >only part of the game you can't go back to camp from
I hate this game.
I actually brought him to see if i can speak to the dead with him but after i couldn't i tossed gis body in the water. Are you telling me that i should have stored his body in camp?
Because it's not woke. Woke has a specific meaning. It's not a catch-all for things you don't like.
Gayshit isn't inherently wokeness. Wokeness necessarily implies that the gayshit is there for moral reasons. Meanwhile, BG3 has gayshit because the developers fap to it.
Chicks with dicks. Non-binary gender choice and shit like a fricking vitiligo slider of all things are textbook woke. No ones buying your bullshit and not believing what is in front of their eyes. They are pandering to these minuscule specific crowds of people. The pandering. That is what is woke and it is there.
It's too bad you can't side with Gortash. I kind of have a crush on him. >tfw he has fabulous shoes because it turns out his dad is a humble cobbler >dad is super proud of him
Hit me in the feels.
It isnt even good. the writing is shit, it is like reddit/tumblr wrote it and they all want to deliver zingers like a fricking marvel movie. That or sex. The animation is stilted, and it drops off so hard in act 3. I thought it was a meme that act 3 wasnt even finished, but I have seen it myself
I dont care about the woke shit, just dont want people to accept shit games and pretend they are good
Because you have options and characters are presented as having all sorts of different viewpoints on race and sex. Beyond diversity for the sake of it, you can align with who you want and kill anyone you don't like, it's not beating you over the head with anything.
I have no idea how it caught on with normies since it's a niche genre and only on PC as of now, Badlurs Gate is a powerful IP but not that powerful. It's also a good game despite being woke and a lot of important cut content. I remember hearing coworkers talk about DoS2 when it first released so maybe Larian games just have a wider appeal than it seems.
It didn't sell that many. 5 million is a lot of copies for a niche title but nothing close to mainstream slop like COD or even the new Armored Core game. Even when the looney troons went broke trying to get it #1 on steam it still couldn't beat a Harry Potter game.
so I pirated it to see what all the hype was about and I'm liking it so far. made a few characters and enjoyed it. I'm only holding off because I've heard there's gonna be a patch sometime in Sept that fixes performance issues and possibly restores some cut content / flesh out act 2 and 3 more? (I've heard various anons say act 2 and 3 and really lacking. I admittedly kinda didn't explore act 2 nearly as much as act 1 so I can't confirm. I went the under dark route if it makes a difference). can anyone confirm or deny any of that? also, how's multi-player? do you just go thru the game again with friends and how does they work
Because you are tiny minority immersed in some schizo blackpill politics. General audience doesn't spend their free time obsessing about "degeneracy" or culture war cringe.
>decent game sells well >the average goy doesn't give a shit about woke nonsense as long as it's not an absurd caricature
it's almost as if vpol is as divorced from reality as twitter trannies
>game throws LGBT characters at you left and right >can also proceed to kill every character including the gays.
It is both woke and not wokat at the same time. It is the balance
The pushback against critiques of this game on Ganker feels so forced and fabricated lmfao. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if in a month, someone finds a discord of people posting bait threads and then immediately rushing to the game's aid.
It looked more to me like the criticisms of it on here were mostly from people who are here to debate society and culture and don't even play video games. It was incredibly obvious that most of its critics hadn't played the game.
Because it pandered to incel coomers desperate for a fictional girlfriend.
Cope gayoid
This is what the Gankerdrone actually believes.
The Gankerdrone is right.
Bingo
Fantastic marketing and woke aside a pretty solid game (at least in Act 1). It pandered to the lefties with degeneracy while the psyop that it 'upset' Western devs appealed to the more right-leaning crowd that are contrarians in this case.
Nah it pandered more to women by far. The waifus are all very mid while the husbandos are straight out of romance novels.
Shut up /misc/tard, Laezel is ultimate femdom fantasy
Taste
The male characters suck, they're not out of romance novels at all.
1) Gale is hung up on another woman and doesn't flirt with the MC outside of romance scenes, doesn't tell MC she's better than other women etc... If Gale was a romance novel character he would immediately favor MC over Mystra.
2) Astarion is pathetic and weak and his story is about him being hung up on a man. To be a romance novel style character he'd need to be unironically like a twilight vampire, instead he eats rats and is pathetic.
3) Wyll is hung up on another woman, his noble status is kind of a perk but there's no path where you can become nobility as far as I'm aware of. If Wyll was out of a romance novel he would be pining to involve the MC in his life as nobility. But besides that he's also black so his appeal is going to be like, 10% of whatever it would be normally.
So stop saying the romances are good for women because they're trash. I don't care what some moronic astroturf bots post on reddit about how they're gigglesqueeing over Astarion or whatever, they are stinky fujos and BL can frick off.
Astarion carries himself like a Ventrue but really is a Nosferatu kek
If it were like DA:O, then yeah that would make sense, but all the girlfriend options in BG3 are downright repulsive.
lel you got them rose tinted glasses on bro. Leliana literally got gangraped by prison guards.
and Morrigan turned into a wolf and fricked wolves in the woods.
They are so much more disgusting than shadowcute. Laezel is hot but at the end of the day she is an amphibian so I can't blame anyone for not being into that.
And Karlach is pretty gross with her spiny pussy and scarred up body.
But Shadowheart mogs DAO waifus.
I meant design wise.
>Laezel is hot
Opinion discarded.
Morrigan mogs the shit out of Shadowheart, both in looks and as a character. That most who call her "Shadowcute" proceed to post her when using at least a couple of mods to make her look better says alot. And she's the best BG3 has to offer for waifus too. Karlach is overly masculine, Minthara is ugly and the frog is a frog.
>fenrisgays when fenris is confidently better than astarion and nobody has to argue with it
Morrigan did beastiality with actual animals. Its like if Halsin turned into a bear and fricked an actual bear but even worse because the animals in DnD have personalities. The wolves morrigan fricked were no more than dogs.
I really don't get how people can stand Bioware dialogue.
>Raped by prison guards
That's not worse than being a bawd, turning you into a cuckold, and leaving you to find yourself at the end. I would take damaged goods over modern womyn any day of the week.
Shadowheart isn't a bawd. And she would only cuck you if you choose to play as a cuck and invite daddy halsin to frick your gf while you watch lmao. Larian gave you the option to be a cuck with their unrivaled freedom. Its your fault for choosing that option.
The fact she would go along with it at all makes me lose respect for her. She would happily let a bear frick her so she's far more damaged than a woman who was gang raped against her will.
the bear is a person, anon. an adult person who can consent.
if you've never had fantasies about a person who shapeshifts into a dragon you're fricking lying. would it be more acceptable if Halsin shapeshifted into a griffon or some shit
>fantasies about a person who shapeshifts into a dragon
You are mentally ill, and ywnbaw.
mental wellness is a myth peddled by people who want to sell you the idea that you could be some perfect version of yourself
and mental illness is being peddled by people who want to sell you drugs
i'm not taking any pharmaceuticals and it feels pretty real to me. i might be autistic and chronically depressed but at least I'm not moronic, sheltered and ignorant.
>Autistic
>Not moronic
anon...
some of the most intelligent people to ever live have/had some degree of autism.
me and my homies in the steve grand fandom don't need your approval. we just need that demo of grandroids.
t. Scientologist
>anon invites another man to frick his girlfriend and then loses respect for her
Wow, anon really had the whole cuck experience through a video game. Bravo Larian. There has never been this level of cuck representation in games before.
>Again ignoring the fact the bear fricked you first
Oof, Imgaine makiing yourself a gay bottom and a 'cuck' and then boasting about it on Ganker.
>I ask my girlfriend to frick another man while I watch
>She agrees and does it
What the frick, bros? Why would she do this? I can't even look at her anymore.
>I ask my girlfriend to rape babies, commit genocide and eat dogshit
>She agrees in a heartbeat and admits to dreaming about it prior to you asking
>iwasjustjoking.jpeg
>she wasn`t
Yeah, I'm thinking wife material.
>Yeah, I'm thinking wife material.
Yeah. A girlfriend that's willing to submit to any sexual desire you have, risk her life and freedom, and even kill for you on command is definitely a keeper. That's a ride or die. Just don't ask her to do anything you don't want her to do.
anon, you are talking to a 'man' (16 yea old boy) who:
Played through a 100-hour-long 'woke game' he hated
Romanced a character (he hated)
Intentionally cucked himself so he could make a meme collage of it to 'own the libs'
Editited it when he got bullied about being too obvious a liar
and still posts about it in every thread he has a free moment for.
This is mental illness.
if that was true we wouldn't get karlach, lae'zel, minthara and shadowheart threads 24/7 anon
That's due to the anons playing them either modding or having lower standards. That's been one of the goals of all this, lowering standards of beauty for women so someone like Minthara who would be considered nothing worth a glance 20 years ago is now considered attractive.
Marketing.
???
The game pandered to people that want to have sex with a bear.
Really?
FPBP as more often than not. You simply do not understand the spending power these people have. The majority of the threads are waifu posting and arguing when its not just pure shitting on the game from shazam trannies trying to get their fix on every game.
because nobody actually gives a frick about yank culture war bullshit
bg3 is 100 hours of pure crpg kino
if thats true why the frick are so many nonamericans copying the american culture war bullshit
the only exception is guns, MAYBE
>Instead, it's about the GithYANKEE culture war
Funny enough, Reset Era claims it's devs are nazis and that the game is full of harmful stereotypes, while Ganker calls it woke.
Considering the truth is usually between what two extremes are saying, that means it's a normal game for normal people.
It definitely has a left leaning biases and is occasionally downright repugnant with how it shoves your nose in homosexualry.
more or less, it doesn't make it a good game but it means narrative is more to the players choices leaving them to see what they want to see.
No they don't. Resetera wanks the game continuously.
You know something is shit when resetera likes it. Woah damm. This game is even worse than I thought it was.
It's actually in the middle of a lot of audiences:
>dads that played the earlier games
>fantasy/D&D fans
>coomers
>women
>lgbt
Plus, no big high-budget games have come out in a while, so the usual FOTM chasers had money in their wallet. I think moving it up to release before Starfield was a genius move.
It's more degenerate than woke. It is woke, but it's *really* degenerate. Still a great game, though. I wanted to hate it, but it won me over immediately once I started.
having homosexual options is woke, no matter how stereotypical they can be
remember the old adage: Ironic shitposting is still shitposting? it's just like that
reset era is like the north korea of the internet left
>people with brainworms on the right hate it for nonsensical reasons
>people with brainworms on the left hate it for nonsensical reasons
honestly I could put a plain cup of water on a table and these would scream at each other, and me, about culture war shit. The extremists on both sides are so far gone they literally cannot perceive anything in the world except through the lens of their manufactured my-team-your-team battle
meanwhile, everyone else is loving a video game that dared to be designed to be fun and full of content, rather than be designed to milk whales
>designed to be fun
>same combat over and over again with little to no changes between encounter to encounter
yay...
The game is fun and all, but it was rushed out the door to beat the Starfield rush and it shows.
You are the blind and also carry the burden of guilt through your association with naïveté. I pity you for when you see, it will be too late to save what has been lost due to ravages of societal ignorance.
>one group of mentally ill people saying the game is woke
>another group of mentally ill people saying the game isn't woke enough
Sounds like they struck the perfect balance for anyone who isn't a terminally-online culture war NPC
>le real NPCs are... the normal people!!!
irony is not a lost art on you, obviously.
>anon in charge of reading comprehension
I'll give you time to review your own comment. Get back to me when you gained some self awareness. No rush.
Reviewed it again: It still means the exact opposite of what you claimed. Sorry, Rahul.
Because the game is actually decent this time. Woke shit only affects the sales when the game is mediocre
>rightoids are willing to buy mid slop if it doesn't challenge their beliefs
lol
>gamers are mindless consumers
this is news to you?
i only buy games i really like 🙂
Your fantasy cripples your view of reality. While you play base on your ego and views, the values of the wold withers away under your baleful ignorance. Wake from your dream.
And you could pirate it from day1 too.
Where are the "piracy hurt gaming" tards?
i've only played the first 15 hours and haven't seen anything woke as of yet.
Because I'm 40 hours in and the "woke shit" Ganker has been harping on is almost nonexistent. I've come across two separate sets of NPCs that seem to have been gay in ambient dialogue and that's it.
its woke, but unlike most woke games, the devs arent trying to avoid controversy. many woke games are very sterile, and lack the balls to do interesting things.
The Tieflings are buttholes for example; despite being refugees. They steal from adventurers and the Druids giving them refuge. Other woke games would have made them into total "didnt do nothing". And topics like child rape are usually not even scratched in a fully woke game.
now thats a lie though. Not only do Gale and Astaron jump on your dick the first night, but even the character creator is woke as hell.
Its not woke. Having gays and refugees doesn't make a game woke especially if you can basically call the gays homosexuals and then kill then, and you can also call the refugees homosexuals and then kill them.
Also there are naked bawds with big butts and breasts.
If it was woke, you wouldn't be able to make shadowheart get naked and she would be flat and manish and you wouldn't be able to choose not to help the refugees.
In this game if you choose to kill all of the refugees, you get rewarded with sex from a naked elf woman.
Wow so woke.
Is there any child rape in bg3?
One of the characters has a granddaughter from his daughter
Don't think so.
You can murder goblin kids. Also there's a bunch of kids who were turned into vampires, and you can make the choice to destroy them or give them a chance to live and go against their vampiric nature.
If they hopped on your dick, why did you say yes to the male romance options?
Vast majority don't care whether something is woke or not woke when it comes to video games.
Hogwarts Legacy. Cries about "trans hate" or whatever. Sold like crazy.
BG3. Cries about "woke this woke that". Sold like crazy.
Flopspoken and the SR reboot doing poorly has nothing to do with wokeness or lack thereof. They're just bad games.
She shut down a studio. WITH HER MIND
>Hogwarts Legacy
The point is that nobody cares about people crying about "Rowling is anti-trans" or whatever. They wanted to play Harry Potter.
The only thing that matters is if a game is good or bad.
your point is about the massive fanbase an IP has
woke hurts big ips (star wars, marvel, disney, entire comics industry)
woke kills new ips (forspoken, elemental, blue beetle)
woke doesn't hurt games/movies. it's been shown repeatedly.
Marvel was doing well while woke, until the movies started being bad and their tv shows started becoming shit past the first 2 series.
Sequel Star Wars was bad from the start.
People don't care. The actual product needs to be good, you can't just "make it woke" and expect woke people to flock to it. As woke as they are, they still want to watch/play something entertaining as well.
That is some cope. The shit is bad because the writers can only write modern day political bullshit. For example look at Witcher season 1 compared to Witcher 3 and Blood Origin. WItcher 1 massive success because they reeled in their bullshit and Henry Cavil pushed back. At the end the flood gates opened and the writing turned to trash and the series is now dead.
>comparing the show where the showrunner responded to criticism with "i dumbed it down for you moronic americans, it's your fault it sucks" to the video game
sir, you might be one of those moronic americans he warned about
anon, Witcher TV series is bad. Even if you removed woke shit, it'd still be bad.
There isn't any cope here. Talentless writers and developers think "If I just stick in some woke shit that the kids like, it'll be good" as a shortcut are learning that it's not a shortcut.
Talentless hacks trying to find shortcuts has been a thing well before woke shit.
Yes the TV series is bad. It's bad because the writers are shit. The writers are shit because they care more about representation instead of the main character, Witcher.
Being a woke writer and being a shit writer have a lot of overlap and are not mutually exclusive.
see
people who actually cared about representing the source material worked on the games, moron
No shit Shirlock. One of those people is fricking Henry Cavil playing the main character. He kept pushing back and the writers told him to go frick himself so he left.
that has nothing to do with muh woke. henry cavill more than likely does not hold the same beliefs as you.
I never said Henry Cavil held the same beliefs as me except for the belief that the Witcher should be the main character in the show called The Witcher.
The writings focusing on other characters is 100% deals with muh wokeness. They openly talk about representation bullshit.
across the spiderverse openly has a BLM pin on a kid's backpack and a "protect trans kids" flag yet made mucho bux.
can you the spot the difference?
one of them was an actually entertaining piece of media that focused on a story and the artistry of the medium
>writers focusing on story first makes a good medium
yes, I'm glad we agree.
so stop analyzing media based on whether it agrees with your political views and on whether it's fricking entertaining or not
I'm not. I'm just stating there is a higher chance the writing is going to be shit if the writers are "woke." Focusing on representation first instead of writing a good story often leads to worse products.
Saying "x is not woke, it's bad" is cope. They are often related.
i have yet to play a video game that entertained me for more than a few minutes created by an extremely right-leaning person
do not post autistic children's games in response like minecraft or fnaf
maybe your issue should be with extremism in general
Oh you're just baiting now. Never mentioned right wingers make good writers. My theme is focusing on story first. Being focused on politics first often leads to bad writing. Have a good night.
no you just don't know about the autistic moron who kept using minecraft and fnaf as an argument in bg3 bait threads
That's not what we're talking about, though. We're saying it only matters whether something is good or not when it comes to TV/movies/games. Whether it's woke or not doesn't matter if it's good (people will watch/play it) or bad (people won't watch/play it).
Any overlap does not mean it prevents something from being good or bad.
If you want to say "something looking kind of woke makes me hesitant and I'll take a closer look to see if it's worth a damn", then that's an understandable and logical position.
Yes that last point is what I'm trying to say. I see so many people cope by saying it's not woke...it's just bad. There is a high correlation between being woke and thus making bad products because the writers can't help themselves putting representation first instead of focusing on good writing.
Barbie and Mario were also super woke
can you homosexuals even define "woke" as anything other than "something I personally don't like"? I have ltierally never seen someone define "woke" in a way that isn't completely subjective. I am so fricking tired of this trifling buzzword. Make a new one already.
They can't. the news-man has told them woke is bad so they gotta go along with it
>+10 ESG points
is this the new buzzword after woke?
>buzzword
If only you knew...
Thankfully I don't suffer from a severe paranoid mental disorder whose only options for end of life are suicide or death by cop.
But I'm not black.
I am sure someone laughed
God, you're an insufferable homosexual. Are you sure you typed in the right website into your search bar? I think reddit or twitter might be a little more your speed.
You are both correct and based. Please carry on and have a wonderful night
Language becomes meaningless when abused in poor faith. Politics is probably the best example of it. Since 2016, the word has been abused by the conservative movement to complain about behavior they don't like. "Woke" doesn't really mean anything anymore. It's just a catchall pejorative term.
And making language meaningless is a deliberate strategy in the modern U.S. conservative movement. 1. Destroy a word's meaning, 2. Accuse others of doing whatever you want that word to mean, 3. Make them defend themselves without ever drawing attention to the fact that their accusers have made language meaningless. 4. Control the debate, bring on the tolerance paradox again, ad infinitum. 6. Change fricking nothing in regular citizens' lives.
Anyways BG3 was the worst BG but still pretty fun.
>speaking out against conservatives on Ganker
YA GON AN DON' IT NAO 'ARRY' POR'ER
Kek
Oi hagrid, yer hippogryph's on CNN.
woke was always dumb gay Black person shit
Nice projection, gay. Word nazi sends it's regards.
But woke is based on reality, why nazi is anything you dont like. Anyhow, sudoku yoursef, tourist.
DELUSIONAL homosexual
you're alright, Ganker. you're alright
>why nazi is anything you dont like
Every time
>lol when they call me a nazi for saying GAS THE israeliteS it's not ok but when I say that a guy with a skin darker than white is WOKE that is different
Nazi and woke very much mean "Things conservatives/liberals do that liberals/conservatives don't like", it proves the point about politics.
And funnily, with both, they were legitimate things that conservatives (at least National Socialist, not Nazi) and liberals used to describe themselves that had distinct meanings.
Politics is poison to language.
>trying to untether national socialist from Nazi
found the dumbass repeating nazi propaganda or just the straight up nazi chud
I bet its called "the roman salute" too hey
uh bruh why are you saying I'm a nazi for 100% agreeing with nazis?
>bruh
onggggggggg i mean fr no cap cuh, yahurr? nazis (undefined) are not bussin on god. like... tf? its giving... bad guy. [skull emoji]
What?
Nazi is slang put on the Nazis, it isn't what they called themselves and what they were wasn't just "guy who hated trans people or put kids in cages or liked austerity politics" that's my only point
>put kids in cages
Obama?
>Nazis didn't call themselves Nazis
Okay dude...
>Anyways BG3 was the worst BG
Shocked you could be right about everything but video games.
Haha, BG1 is my top 3 of all time. Mind blowing for 1999.
BioWare was good once
Are they butthurt right now I wonder
It's completely different people at this point. The founders aren't even there anymore.
I heard Gayder was giving his 2 cents, that fat hair plugged nonce but I think he also left
>this schizo shit
you just became the /misc/ack you hated, thats the same exact thing an "altright" would say marxists are doing, in the end its just a consequence of this "culture war", words are thrown around to rile up people because someone makes money on it.
Gramsci started promoting his idea of cultural marxism to break with social determinism and in the end powerful people just realized they can use his idea for a bigger information warfare to amass support (functioning as capital).
>BRO ACTUALLY UR WORSE AND /misc/ IS RIGHT
>I don't use /misc/ though
No one has ever been fooled by this and you look dumb trying it
í dont use /misc/ neither i´m trying to fool you, i´m telling your reasoning is the same as altright conspiracionist about cultural marxism, neither you or them are right, the truth is trolls in the internet use the word for the lulz, average joes use it because they dont know better and powerful people use it because they can manipulate peoples attention.
not him but the actual reason is because we are on a basket weaving forum, not some debate or some paper writing
using buzzwords is fine to quickly get your ideas across and only morons go down into this semantics shit
people here have a general idea what woke means, and people need to frick off being disingenuous
I love how disingenuous you are being calling out people being disingenuous. You are the worst of them all “moron”.
I don’t think it’s quite as equal as you think. Nazi’s, racists, those terms have been loosely used since 1940. Woke is very new. There are reasons behind that you are not addressing. This is not “the same old shit there’s always been”
Nazi, fascist and commie have been used in the same way as woke. Woke is just being used today because its catchy, it sticks for the currently postmodernist ideology of anti white californians, its just that term indeed can be used without clear definition if someone wants to, like the OP and this thread.
Mario was the least political movie released in theaters this year, you have neurological necrosis
Sorry man you don't get to spend 60000+ posts calling something woke and then try to memory hole it.
Black person i saw it drunk enough to puke after and didn't say a word about it online because it was nothing but a substanceless nostalgia bomb
forspoken
>will only run on the top of the line PCs because our dragon NEEDS two trillion polygons, not worth the price of admission
elemental
>bland forbidden love story, tech demo that should have been a short film before a real movie
blue beetle
>nobody knows who this homie is. superhero fatigue, partially from spiderverse and flash releasing very soon before.
>blue beetle
That one especially since everyone knows that the DC movies are going to not be anything until what's-his-name from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies reboots the DC movies (he's apparently keeping the Blue Beetle actor for the reboot, though, even if his movie isn't going to move into the reboot).
No, anon, and if you use your head just a little you will figure it out.
Because its a game people were expecting for 20+ years
And like star wars, leftist had to leech it.
>forspoken
new ip + woke = automatic flop
now i’m upset they didn’t make a real baldurs gate 3
The only people really aiming to do that was Beamdog.
And if you played Siege of Dragonspear, you'd know why that'd be 500% worse.
Owlcat would have been able to make a genuine Baldur's Gate 3
>real Baldur's Gate 3
that's Pillars of Eternity
If Pillars of Eternity is Real BG3, thank god we didn't get real BG3. Shit sucked.
it's ugly as sin but it's not completely terrible. especially on fast mode
>ugly as sin
did u even play bg/bg2 and planescape:torment? they have a pretty similar grimdark, hand-drawn art style. it's what i liked about it other than the obvious part of the gameplay being RTwP
The backgrounds are nice, I mean more the models, although in normal combat you won't even notice, which I get is the point. That matters to zoomers if their models look good up close.
ah yea the models don't look too crispy up close but i dont really mind that tbh. the art style is appealing to me and the whole nihilistic vibe they have going on is an interesting take, contrast to the usual "hero saves the day" these typa games usually have
Yeah just talking about it made me boot up my BG1 playthrough. My favorite part of PoE1 is the blocked off area of the city with a zombie outbreak and finding people all maimed and shit like they actually were recently attacked by zombies and then slicing through the bastards
Playing the game right now, just left the city. This part was dope. Not a fan of the difficulty spike after.
yeah I would always go to the huge castle first and then go as far as I could in the endless paths without burning out and 100% everything up to the city and that usually ensured that it never got too difficult for the rest of the game even on path of the damned. Except with the dragons
Its not woke. Woke games don't have naked girls you can dress in loose underwear.
Just because it has gays doesn't it make it woke. Gays existed long before woke was a thing.
Only 2 of the female companions are attractive, 3 if you like grannies, and all of the hirelings are straight out of a freak show.
Can I do an evil character in Baldurs gate 3 or do I get railroaded into being a goody two shoes who's kind of a dick sometimes?
yes but if you kill indiscriminately you will end up mercing quest-givers and people whose dialogue is actually enjoyable.
You can kill 98% of the people you see. Like the other anon said you will be killing a lot of quest givers and companions if you go that route and miss out on some content.
Yes.
Dark Urge is built around killing.
The developers are anti-white leftists.
The only black companion in the game has a literal slave master controlling him and you can send him to hell and then frick his hot slave master devil. If anything it is anti black.
bought another 3 copies after reading this comment
I feel the only people who say it is woke are the ones who haven't played it. Black people being in the game isn't woke especially if it is a fricking DnD game.
goyslopers are desperate for decent vidya after Bioware shit the bed
>sell so well
5m is kinda shit, anon.
A niche genre (crpg) selling 5 million on Steam alone is fricking huge. It will easily sell 5 million more on consoles.
console Black folks don’t play CRPGs, it will sell 100k tops
You are an insane person.
How the hell is it "woke"? Is this the new code word for [thing I don't like]?
yes but no matter what definition you give, the chuds will always tell you that you are wrong
-homosexual Halsin comes onto you for no reason
-Aylin is a sex obsessed dyke
-Gortash is a Trump caricature and his supporters are all low iq qoomers
-Black elves/dwarves
-Genderless character creator
-The refugees are all innocent people fleeing a war and the evil right wingers want to keep them out of the city.
-Powerful, white males are evil (Ketherick, Balduran, Gortash, Cazador, Raphael)
That's just off the top of my head
I don't hate the game but I do dislike the overtly political tone it has, act three was the worst in this regard.
You can work with Raphael and he said he’s not evil
Halsin doesn't come on to you for no reason. Halsin will only come on to you if you tell him you want to see him dance at the party lel.
At least use Gale who actually does try to buttrape you out of nowhere.
Halsin confessed to me in my playthrough and I had to reject him.
I don't mind there being homosexual characters but when the homosexual options are presented to me without me choosing to pursue them, it's a little bit stomach turning.
On my next playthrough I'm going to kill anyone who crosses those boundaries.
>separate romance meter
>can only be initiated by the player, cannot exceed approval meter
this would fix literally every problem people have with video game romances
Welcome to being a woman Anon. Now imagine that daily!
But in Tsukihime it is the funny vampire that becomes the possessive, clingy stalker, not Shiki.
Your 3rd point is something straight from pol. Everyone agrees on that, not just the woke.
There definitely are plenty of those types around and I wouldn't mind them referencing that archetype if they had also referenced common left wing archetypes.
But I couldn't really expect a left leaning company to do that tbh.
It would have just been better if they'd shown more restraint and not made the game so political.
>No reason
Every time.
All dialogue options in there for frick sake
>Frick me please
>Frick me now
>Frick me hard
>Frick me later
no the options are
>frick me
>frick me harder
>tell me about yourself
>Go find someone else to frick
>go frick yourself
Tell me about yourself is always "frick me later"
Imagine if Cazador Raphael and Balduran were black.
Anon would be like
>Why are all the most powerful people black and white people are all just random soldiers and bootlickers
>Cazador a black super vampire keeps a white man as his butt slave what is Larian trying to imply?
I had a hard time taking Cazdor seriously. That part was by far the wokest to me. The scariest man on earth being a short gay Asian with a earring. I kept laughing when he talked, until shit got real and he stomped me in 3 turns.
Baldurdan isn't evil he's dead and the Emperor is LARPing as him, Cazador is Asian, Raphael isn't white he's a literal devil from the deepest pits of hell
>Gortash is a Trump caricature and his supporters are all low iq qoomers
wat
he's tad/pol/d
why do you loser homosexuals always bring trump into this thing
You're acting like Liberals with Trump Derangement syndrome but like with a persecution complex
Are you denying that the game has an political tone to it?
yes.
All art is "political" you fricking dumbass
It just doesn't exclusively predicate itself around trying to villainize conservatives or US presidents in the way you wanna-be-victims think every piece of "political" art is
>All art is "political" you fricking dumbass
LOL
>can't refute the argument so just laughs
Cope and seethe my epic gamer friend
Relax little midwit.
Becasue the coomer market is fricking huge
You think this shit would be even half as popular as it is if it was written by some gay like J Saywer who hates romances in games?
Normies want dating sims with some rpg elements added on top.
Marketing and normie appeal.
It really is that simple. You're under some delusion that normies give a shit about woke politics - they do not, they are mostly on board with woke shit.
For poltards like me it's just that the good outweighs the bad and you are free to do funny shit and kill whoever you don't like. Still pirated it tho, I ain't paying trannies and troony lovers.
because its wacky D&D setting where you can do whatever the frick you want for the most part. You're free to kill any form of alphabet people representation if you want too
>6 year development
>5 million sales over 3+ years
>everybody realizing it's a pile of shit
>supposedly the greatest game ever made
console defining games used to sell that many copies in two weeks
It'll probably get a bump once it's on consoles unless word of mouth about act 3 catches up, but you're right, currently it has sold less than dragon age inquisition.
seriously? that's kind of sad unless the budget of bg3 is freaking low compared to dragon age
You frickers keep saying this, but I see hot white women in screenshots people post and we all know those are kryptonite for the wienerchopper abomination hordes, so I cannot believe this is woke.
It only really goes insufferably woke in Act 3 (squatter quest is so fricking moronic bros..), the most ''woke'' thing prior to it is that there are two lesbians relevant to the main plot who can't keep it in their pants and that literally every single person alive is bisexual, has ''sex is just sex lmao, I'd frick my mother if I could'' mentality, and has no standards whatsoever.
i don't recall any character you're supposed to respect saying anything about incest.
I was exaggerating, anon. Point being is that there are no standards in regards to sex and everybody is a gun-ho tumblerina about it.
They're safe hot. Like Dragon age, and just about the same quality models
Same reason Skyrim and Witcher 3 sold a frick ton, they spent tens of millions on marketing.
its not really woke
as woke as this game is, it just 100% proves the theory that SEX SELLS, so censorship is fricking moronic
SJW GAMES/GAMES MADE BY SJW's THAT BOMBED
>BattleFieldV
>Mirrors Edge Catalyst
>Wolfenstein 2
>Wolfenstein young lesbians
>Anthem
>Mafia 3
>Watch Dogs 2
>Mass Effect Andromeda
>Lawbreakers
>Sunset@ "NOT THE FRICKING OVERDRIVE ONE"
>Revolution 60
>Depression quest
>Life is strange 2
>Battleborn
>Pillars of Eternity 2
>Dishonored 2
>Dishonored 2: Death of the Outsider
>Tacoma
>Virginia
>Where The Water Tastes Like Wine
>River City Girls
>Tyranny
>Drawn to Death
>Agents of Mayhem
>Bless Online
>Hyper Universe
>Telltale Games- the whole company
>Baldur's Gate: Siege of Dragonspear
>Dead Rising 4
>Bleeding Edge
>2064: Read Only Memories
>INVISIBLE
>Orphan
>DmC: DMC
>Thi4f
>MARVEL AVENGERS
>Sam & Max Remastered
>Medal of honor VR
>=GOOGLE STADIA=
>VTMB2 = BEFORE IT EVEN LAUNCHED
>Crash 4
>RETURNAL
>Destruction all stars
>Magic: Legends
>CRUCIBLE
>DoubleFine = the whole company
>deathflop
>joyless adventures of empathy woman
>RESIDENT EVIL 4 VR
>BATTLEFIELD 2042
>battletoads 2020
>KOTOR REMAKE = BEFORE IT EVEN LAUNCHED
>AI the troony files
>AI the troony files 41% initiative
>Grid Legends
>Back 4 blood
>phantasy star online 2
>watch doges region
>MANKIND DIVIDED
>VODEO GAMES = WHOLE COMPANY
>saints row HUZZAH
>potionomics
>GOTHAN CITY QUEERS
>Marvel Rising Sun
>FORESKIN
>We Are OFK
>paraplegic dream tour
>Waypoint =THE WHOLE COMPANY
>red FAIL
>omen-of-sorrow
>PREY
>TLOU2
>WHORIZON FORBIDEN WEST
>tales of borderlands
NON SJW GAMES THAT GOT POZZLED AND SUFFERED FROM IT
>Control
>GEARS 5
>Wildstar
>REmake 3
>FF7R PS4
>WoW
>no more heroes 3
>TABLETOP SIMULATOR
>tokyo mirage sessions
>guardians of the galaxy
>ex-cool girls
SJW GAMES THAT SOLD WELL
>Borderlands 3
>Pathfinder
>CoD fanfic
>beargate 3
Soon gta6
How the frick is Returnal an SJW game.
That's probably based on the MC being an ugly old karen. While not on the far end of 'woke' ugly women are usually a symptom of it, same as in the case of Baldur's Gate 3 but it has more than just that.
>ugly old karen
She's just an older blonde woman, not particularly ugly.
I fail to see how a lot of those games are SJW games.
Like 90% of the games listed are not "sjw" at all. It's a meme post
>it just 100% proves the theory that SEX SELLS, so censorship is fricking moronic
This is the biggest thing to pull from BG3.
Romance sims/sex is very popular with gamers. Hell, Ganker was absolutely obsessed with a romance sim about a bunch of disabled girls years and years ago, and would not shut the frick up about it.
Bioware games famously had a shit ton of women fans that were crazy about the romance options.
Ganker likes to pretend it's above it, but how many daily "This character or that character" shipping comparisons threads pop up?
I ain't ashamed to admit that after suffering through FFXVI` dogshit love story and story in general I was feeling very sour and wanted a happy trad waifu experience with a good ending...Only to be met with Shadowbawd who wants to be gangbanged by a bear, Lae`zel who I find physically repulsive and her entire race to be in dire need of extermination, and Karlach who fricking explodes at the end or goes to hell. Not even going to mention Minthara because she's a massive prostitute and also basically cut content poster child.
A man denied his waifus once again.
Shadowheart, well the Selunite version anyway, has nothing to do with being a bawd. She is mad in love with you, like a puppy. If you want to be degenerate, she will accept for your sake but if you keep her to yourself she will be content that way.
I’m curious about this. I figure they put all this in for the women. Despite the end, what part of FFXVI upset you, a man. It’s harder to find a purer waifu than Jill.
Jill is basically not even a person, she has non-existent personality, Clive and Jill take fricking forever to get together, their romance starts and ends at the beach, and then he fricking dies and she is left heartbroken after being with him for less than a week after more than a decade of pure abject suffering, so that's a lot of fun to see after spending 50 hours on the game.
I am so over tragic ''bittersweet'' endings from pretentious hacks trying to fool you into feeling like you witnessed something great and impactful.
You make good points but come on, that ending was phenomenal. The games deeply flawed but the end makes it GOTY for me.
>he fell for the ambigous pretentious hack ending
Yes, but while pretentious I don’t think it’s as jack as you think. Are you familiar with the works of Schopenhauer?
half these aren't sjw and half also sold well and didn't bomb like how exactly did dishonored "bomb" fricking mongoloids
>also sold well
too bad selling well doesnt mean making profit
marvel avengers sold 3 million copies
it STILL lost a SHIT ton of money
What happened in pillars of eternity 2? I think that’s my next game.
Hard to take your list serious with 10 million games sold TLOU2 under the bombed category. That’s the only one I caught, who knows what else is blatantly wrong.
math doesnt lie anon
I think they are double dipping. 440M is an insane cost and expectation. Highest I’ve heard was 270m. Could be though but 440? I just doubt it.
GTAV had a development cost of 500m
they are saying GTA6 dev cost is atleast double that
so its 100% possible
That was the game I was thinking off, just googled it, was 265 with marketing.
Might be 500 a decade after the game launched and they had money comming in.
That’s why 440 sounds outrageous and 220 believable.
I looked it up, was 220, 440 is double dipping. At 10 mil in sales LOU2 was a winner. Probably in the top 10 most profitable non MM0 of all time, though near 10th.
>as woke as this game is, it just 100% proves the theory that SEX SELLS, so censorship is fricking moronic
This is correct and needs to be quoted
>as woke as this game is, it just 100% proves the theory that SEX SELLS, so censorship is fricking moronic
Somewhat true, though the obvious difference is usually when something says SEX SELLS it means to men while in this case it sells to women.
It's just marketing
A sex sells situation, combined with it being an identity politics simulator, carried by 5th edition popularity and hornyslop.
By and large it's an average crpg, with shitty dialog options, subpar interface and mechanics but it's got years of early access "polish" that tricks you into thinking it's good.
I mean, you talk to a frog in the first part. Your options are to praise it or call it ugly. Reddit/troony bullshit baked into the whole fricking cake, but just dull enough for most not to notice.
Just shows you can maket anything to the goy and they'll slup it up.
nobody knew, they were not upfront about it
>Nobody knew
Ganker was bearbroken for a fortnight leading up to launch.
you mean that one spammer who thinks he's some console warrior from 2012
It came out in the middle of a massive year-long content drought
It's a solid complete narrative-focused single-player game, not live service drivel with 8000 micro transactions.
The writing is good (no, 18 seething /misc/tards vague posting on Ganker wont change that)
It has pretty much the best gameplay you're going to squeeze out of 5E
It's attached to two large popular IPs D&D and BG
Romance simulator aspect appeals to women (unironically a massive key to biowares success was appealing to women, even if accidentally at first)
And here's the truth bomb /misc/. Normies don't care about woke shit, normies have jobs that require them to go outside and speak to gays, blacks and even women regularly.
>The writing is good
I was actually surprised by this, yeah. Astarion's an old as frick cliche, but he's better written than anything in a Bioware game.
he's literally just fenris but somehow edgier.
Their personalities aren't the same at all, also Fenris is ridiculously more edgy than Astarian, like thousands of times more edgy. Like he killed his sister by ripping her heart out edgy.
does astarion not try to sacrifice his vampire spawn "kin" to the end of becoming a vampire lord and, if romanced, disallow you from breaking up, and taking you as his consort, implying he will make you his spawn? I haven't tackled act 3 yet but this was spoiled to me. Immense edge. Just look at the backstory beats for all the similarities my dude. He's just "what if fenris but le evil".
I’m playing good, I had to force him to become a vampire lord. He really grew and leans toward doing the right thing. I didn’t want a bunch of vampires around though.
Immediately after though, yea, I made a note to kill him at the end.
You missed all the nuance via spoilers.
Astarion only refuses to let you go if you enable him to go full edge and turn into a proper vampire. The transformation warps his mind and basically removes everything good about him. The situation is that a ritual has started and Cazador has created thousands of essentially mindless husks that would wreak havoc if left unsacrificed. Astarion is tempted to finish the ritual, but it's very easy to talk him out of it. Then you get to choose whether you kill or spare the monsters. If Astarion isn't ascended by the ritual, he's just his normal posturing self and you can break up whenever.
I didn’t feel he was even tempted.
He gives it thought. Given his personality it didn't feel like he'd go through with it without prodding. Feels more like he's a cat stretching his paw out at a glass of water and looking to see if you'll shoot him or not.
Fenris was one of the only good DA2 characters, yes.
Fricking tortured soul elves can rope right off
he doesn't mope about it, he just kills that which made him suffer.
this is based.
Black person?!
I hate this bootlicking homosexual like you wouldn't believe
You're just frightened by his open shirt and chad energy.
>no beard
>meme crossbow
>exists solely to kiss your ass
>likes the sound of his own voice
That bro bait can frick right off, I also don't like Hawke, that self important gay. Killing him was the best part of Inquisition. I miss my based Warden.
Same cliche, different execution.
It's because 5e is a fantastic system. They put in a lot of content and effort and their work has paid off in the final product. Act 3 is a let down but Act 1 is 10/10. Act 2 is maybe 8/10, fine but kinda annoying.
I’m on act 3 and after finding out about all the cut content and rewritten story I don’t even want to keep playing. I’m sad wondering what could’ve been.
Same. I'm just gonna play through the first two acts a couple of more times then wait for the definitive edition.
Just wait for definitive edition, they redid parts of the story elements with the definitive editions in DOS 1 and 2
it's nice that Larian are pretty cool and let you have their Definitive Editions as long as u have the base game
did they even say they’re doing a Definitive Edition
idk that other anon mentioned it so i was going off of that. But they did for both their D:OS games so probably will for BG3 too, just give em a year or so
Don't see why they wouldn't, this is their most successful game to date so they have the money to patch the rest.
>WHAT THE HECK MY INFLUENCERS TOLD ME BG3 WAS WOKE...WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE HAVING FUN? STOP!11
I hate nu Ganker so much.
Because go woke go broke only actually happens when the base game is disastrously bad. BG3 starts coming apart in Act 3 but 95% of players won't even make it out of Act 2 before the next big game comes out and draws their attention
moron
>whines about halsin turning into a bear
>there’s incest involving two drows
>Displacer beast (animal no shapeshifting involved) sleeps with a demon guy
run into cook at a prostitute house instantly tells me a story about HIS HUSBAND
This might come as a shock to all of you who are clearly terminally online but most people don't actually care about culture war nonsense. Hell, most people don't even think of going on Ganker. All most people care about is if a game is enjoyable or not and will either not see the "woke" signs or just plain not give a shit.
Frankly, I don't blame them either. The people who talk about culture wars and what is woke and what isn't are the most anti-social, insufferable people on the planet.
Because it's a slow-paced game, and by the time people realized it was woke garbage, they had already surpassed the mere 2 hours you have to refund it.
They leveraged Twitch that's why
All normies know about it and will never play it but will say they live it because it's got vitiligo and genital selection and nudity and horny
If it's woke how come I can stare at Drow pussy the entire time I play?
>rewritten story
Daisy was clearly evil and no one likes wyll now some people do
>cut content
It’s cut for good reason and will most likely be added in later
>it’s woke
That’s not a valid criticism
no more woke than any triple a rpg released in this day and age
>LAN playthrough with my brother
>Talk to Gale in camp
>He says he likes my musk and I am wonderful
>My brother is listening in
>Get embarrassed as frick
Thanks Belgium, I was only being nice to the magical Jesus because he is the only character that isn't an outright c**t to me, besides Karlach and I don't speak to black people
why was everyone laughing when astarion was being burned by the sun at the end. He was still your friend 🙁
being burned up is the best fate for Astarion. At least his soul can move on. Souls are a pretty big deal in DnD lore. Long as you have a soul basically anything can still happen after you die. But for Mindflayers their soul merges with the elder brain most of the time when they die.
In rare cases they can become petitioners though which means they do have souls.
I never talk to the gay elf so he shouldn't be a threat
it's an RPG instead of action-adventure slop. simple as that really.
and it doesn't spoonfeed everything about quests
No good PC games yet this year so when a decent one comes out people who primarily game on their PC flock to check it out and buy it. That and Baldur's Gate is a pretty big name in the history of PC gaming
Because games being woke doesn't really matter and the general audience of consumers is not pushed away from things due to "woke." This has been shown dozens of times now
> cant feed thieflings to goblins and keep the grove open
> magic lamp has no easter egg
> stealing runepowder barrel means nothing
> cant recruit kagha instead of walking bara fetish
> cant beat ketrik in dialogue, only skip part of a fight
> cant kill goblis and recruit mithara
And thats just act 1, act 2 suck and i didnt bother to play act 3. The "choices" in this game suck. Swonke is a fricking homosexual.
only two of those things are true. Not saying which two though.
because your premise is all moronic, its not woke as frick
I hate you all but the shitposting is solid
Because it's still not as woke as Pathfinder games
We are currently being raided by trannies btw in case you couldn't figure it out.
Trannies don't play videogames, they just leave their smell of shit everywhere
I urge you all to rope.
Yeah, hence why they're here smelling like shit and talking about politics and malding about conservatives.
>implying this board hasn't been /misc/2/ for a very long time where every bozo with an opinion shits up the entire board with it instead of video games
Anons on /misc/ are nicer than on Ganker
People on /misc/ legit are 70 IQ on average.
Pretty sure Ganker ranked below /misc/ in the IQ tests
I would check but I am phone gayging at work
Online IQ tests aren't real m8. If an IQ test isn't done by a professional and takes a minimum of an hour it is total fricking pseudo shit meant to make brainlets feel good when they do a 30 question test and it says "UR A MENSA GENIUZ"
You brought up IQ first
I once left one not even halfway because I couldn't be added finishing and I got 94. I believe it's bullshit.
>online IQ test
>they expect you not to google all the answers and skip the thinking part like the high IQ genius that you are
You can't mention /misc/'s obvious diarreah all over the board for 7 years because....YOU JUST CAN'T OK.
Remember the week /misc/tards wanted discussion of this game banned because "IT'S CLEARLY troony RAIDS!"
Sure buddy. Is the troony in the room with you now?
How dare you - I bury them outside.
You couldn't hurt a fly even if you were given a nuclear warhead and told where to aim it, you delusional homosexual.
That stung, eh?)
You're right though - I don't need to risk jail time to kill trannies, you're doing a perfectly fine job offing yourselves.
Then why did you just lie and say you kill them if you don't, moron? Are you 17?
To make you seethe =)
>This user is Underage
>This user is assblasted troon
Deny being trans right now.
Arent we all the time? They just cant help themselves and stay away, as if its an idealogical conques of internet space. Bu the place is fricked anyway since they infiltrated moderation and greedy asiatic only cares about ads and selling our data
I haven't been on Ganker in a while so I just thought things had just gotten really bad here.
>site is apparently used by CIA, invaded non stop to the point said invaders out number the "real posters", and the mods all do nothing despite knowing all this
Why do you use this site? Any reason besides "I don't know any site that isn't normie tier"?
I post on a small forum for racist bodybuilders usually but they don't like video games over there.
based, he (will never be a women) hates him because he told the truth
>Baldur's Gate 3
>woke as frick
Not really, imo.
I CHOOSE how I want to play, and options are plenty. It's not like I'm forced into paths I don't want to take. Unlike Cyberpunk 2077 that rewards wokeness over taking a more 'realistic' approach to certain situations.
Citing the relationships in BG3, If the game forced me to be in a relationship with a particular person, outside the normal 'traditional' gender roles. That would be wokeness, but it doesn't. It respects the venue for straight-folk options, as well as LGTBQ options as well.
So if I had no choice but to be Astarion's bottom-bitch...despite the fact that wouldn't be my RP for the game...that would be 'wokeness', and would make for a garbage RPG.
Sure, there maybe 'woke' elements in the game, but as long as there's alternative option...say like restart the game, and be a total butthole to everything, and succeed, then it's not wokeness.
>everyone who disagrees with me is a resetrooooooooon
One can tolerate a few demons for the sake of an angel. Basically the good things about the game more than make up for it flaws.
i will now play as a gith
Micheal Jackson
You fixed her nose, how problematic
They are literally frogskinned elves
>no low INT dialogue
>no evil path choices
>story is mindless generic fantasy with crazy religious cults and world domination plot with cartoon villains you can't negotiate with who have no internal thoughts or agendas and simply exist as bad guys for you to defeat
>LGBT shit everywhere
>modern writing and modern language in a supposed medieval fantasy society everywhere
total larian death
Orin was cartoon but at least in the best way. Rest had some depth so no idea what your talking about and that’s your best point besides the plot.
>Rest had some depth
thorm family
>cannot be negotiated with murderous evil aristocrats that butcher entire villages because it's epic
ketheric
>cannot be negotiated with wants to murder the entire world because god didn't resurrect his dead for him
gortesh
>has no nuance beyond being a shit brained dictator that wants to rule the sword coast by turning people into braindead robots following his moronic commands
raphael
>wants to rule the world and enjoys his subjects dying for nothing because it's epic
>nuance
>Being able to side with Gortash doesn't make him nuanced or make him a least a better shade of evil
you can side with him to what end? being his cartoon villain sidekick? why would you want to replace all the experts in your court by mindless robots and expect to rule successfully?
its just moronic
Actually if you do the dialogue right, he is your sidekick
and what happens then? you rule together despite being tyrants that replaced their court with mindless robots, that have no legal claim to the throne and no idea how to conduct state business because your sidekick is an arms trader, yet everyone lives happily ever after?
why are you so autistically fixated on this mindless robot phrase?
and what happens then? you rule together despite being tyrants that replaced their court with tadpoled people, that have no legal claim to the throne and no idea how to conduct state business because your sidekick is an arms trader, yet everyone lives happily ever after?
Are you a bot?
so then we agree the villains are all cartoon villains with no nuance, good talk
yeah who gives a frick, bro. its a videogame
>yes
thank you for agreeing
>mindless robot
You can negotiate, and ally with Gortash tho???
the low int choices are the ones you pick though
>no low INT dialogue
the only games that have ever done this properly are fallout 1 and 2
Just started playing the game.
Had sex with that lizard chick, told me to eat her lizard pussy...
I don't know how I should feel about that.
You got raped, son
Anon, sounds like you were raped… It’s not your fault, it’s not your fault.
Who's the main artist for BG3.
I need to complain to them how utterly awful dragonborn penises look. I wanted a dragon dildo dick, not this circumcised israelite knob covered in scales. Did you know feathers and hair evolved from scales? There wouldn't be scales on the end of your goddamn dick, it's a mucous membrane!
>What is a cloaca
Did you expect me to go with the vegana model and just pretend.
Does having a vegana change the sex poses.
No scalegays at Larian, you should do some consultancy work, dragon wiener expert.
Some Anon brought up lizards rarely have penises and naturally the only correct choice is a cloaca.
All reptiles have penises(typically 2)The cloaca is just an exit for the ass and where the dick is hiding next to each other in a slit that looks like a sideways bagina.
It has this. People love this.
It was kino thougheverbeit
Why is she 20 degrees cooler?
>woke
It isn't tho
I mean even if you play it based on right leaning values its still pretty woke. There's at least 1 gay couple and two major lesbian couple.
we may never know
I don't give a frick about your politics, I didn't pay for this game lmao
people like to get outraged but also game, a good game is a good game.
You could have sex, that's all it required
It's mandatory in games these days
Along with being able to pet animals
That shit is annoying now. What also annoys me is anytime the topic of suicide comes up, there has to be a PSA on not doing it with the hotline.
People are that moronic these days
>Don't try this, kids at home
Because it isn't that woke, you can choose to be a complete anti woke chud if you want
So it's like Undertale?
Idk can you genocide people on a religious crusade in Undertale?
Yes
have a nice day homosexual
I wish I could commit genocide on undertale fans
That's half the point of the game
It really isn't that woke
>Why didn't it flop like sr reboot or forspoken ?
because BG3 is a well designed game, which is more than I can say for the other two games
You're probably not going to want to hear this, but the phantom audience the industry has been chasing finally started buying games
>woke as frick
absolute brainrot the game is nowhere near as woke as snoy exclusives.
>absolute brainrot the game is nowhere near as woke as snoy exclusives.
It's woker than TLOU2 which is an accomplishment.
>half the human NPCs are Black folk, especially the most royal and virtuous ones
>Everyone is gay
>Racemixing everywhere
>Only attractive looking race are drows and tieflings(literal evil incarnate according to the lore)
>Women only mercenaries band
>Only attractive looking race are drows and tieflings(literal evil incarnate according to the lore)
You'd have a better case if you actually posted an attractive-looking drow.
>Women only mercenaries band
huh?
I’d rather play a finished woke game than an unfinished non woke game.y’all criticize last of us two but Atleast it has a proper beginning middle and end
It's pretty unfinished you dumb homosexual
You'd know if you had played it
>Y'all
Go back
Would you Gankerros?
>saved the brains from the prologue
>didn't bring the character who was carrying them
>only part of the game you can't go back to camp from
I hate this game.
I actually brought him to see if i can speak to the dead with him but after i couldn't i tossed gis body in the water. Are you telling me that i should have stored his body in camp?
I don't get it. Aside from worthless lore, what are you missing here?
Goof games sell well what a shock. Also "woke" shit isn't the boogeyman you want it to be and never will.
Because it's not woke. Woke has a specific meaning. It's not a catch-all for things you don't like.
Gayshit isn't inherently wokeness. Wokeness necessarily implies that the gayshit is there for moral reasons. Meanwhile, BG3 has gayshit because the developers fap to it.
>Woke has a specific meaning. It's not a catch-all for things you don't like.
You are a funny guy.
Chicks with dicks. Non-binary gender choice and shit like a fricking vitiligo slider of all things are textbook woke. No ones buying your bullshit and not believing what is in front of their eyes. They are pandering to these minuscule specific crowds of people. The pandering. That is what is woke and it is there.
It's a decent game, gameplay wise.
The fact that there's Black person gnomes and the baseline phenotype for illusion magic that turns your character's black (lol) isn't obvious.
>even though it is woke as frick
Because only /misc/ chuds care about 'muh woke' and they are in small numbers
Anything interesting happen if you join the goblins then join Jahera?
Otherwise I will just continue with my evil playthrough.
Should female characters in video games spread their legs for you within minutes of meeting them for the first time?
I still haven't banged shadowb***h and I just finished the party in act 1
Banged the frog woman twice already
It's a gith. They're notorious prostitutes
When will the gith brothel mods come out?
It's too bad you can't side with Gortash. I kind of have a crush on him.
>tfw he has fabulous shoes because it turns out his dad is a humble cobbler
>dad is super proud of him
Hit me in the feels.
>game good
>me play
simple as.... culture warring homosexuals from both sides need to be exterminated in the most painful way possible.
It isnt even good. the writing is shit, it is like reddit/tumblr wrote it and they all want to deliver zingers like a fricking marvel movie. That or sex. The animation is stilted, and it drops off so hard in act 3. I thought it was a meme that act 3 wasnt even finished, but I have seen it myself
I dont care about the woke shit, just dont want people to accept shit games and pretend they are good
Because you have options and characters are presented as having all sorts of different viewpoints on race and sex. Beyond diversity for the sake of it, you can align with who you want and kill anyone you don't like, it's not beating you over the head with anything.
I have no idea how it caught on with normies since it's a niche genre and only on PC as of now, Badlurs Gate is a powerful IP but not that powerful. It's also a good game despite being woke and a lot of important cut content. I remember hearing coworkers talk about DoS2 when it first released so maybe Larian games just have a wider appeal than it seems.
It's not "woke" in the slightest. Oh yes the game where most of the party members are white and you have bikini armor is so "woke"
It didn't sell that many. 5 million is a lot of copies for a niche title but nothing close to mainstream slop like COD or even the new Armored Core game. Even when the looney troons went broke trying to get it #1 on steam it still couldn't beat a Harry Potter game.
so I pirated it to see what all the hype was about and I'm liking it so far. made a few characters and enjoyed it. I'm only holding off because I've heard there's gonna be a patch sometime in Sept that fixes performance issues and possibly restores some cut content / flesh out act 2 and 3 more? (I've heard various anons say act 2 and 3 and really lacking. I admittedly kinda didn't explore act 2 nearly as much as act 1 so I can't confirm. I went the under dark route if it makes a difference). can anyone confirm or deny any of that? also, how's multi-player? do you just go thru the game again with friends and how does they work
I guess going woke doesn't make you go broke.
Because you are tiny minority immersed in some schizo blackpill politics. General audience doesn't spend their free time obsessing about "degeneracy" or culture war cringe.
>decent game sells well
>the average goy doesn't give a shit about woke nonsense as long as it's not an absurd caricature
it's almost as if vpol is as divorced from reality as twitter trannies
but twitter is telling me it's racist
>game throws LGBT characters at you left and right
>can also proceed to kill every character including the gays.
It is both woke and not wokat at the same time. It is the balance
The pushback against critiques of this game on Ganker feels so forced and fabricated lmfao. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if in a month, someone finds a discord of people posting bait threads and then immediately rushing to the game's aid.
It looked more to me like the criticisms of it on here were mostly from people who are here to debate society and culture and don't even play video games. It was incredibly obvious that most of its critics hadn't played the game.
Its almost as if being socially conscious, or not, really has no effect on sales of a quality product outside of alchohol
>he still thinks when games flop it's because "they're woke"
brainrot