Why did it flop?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play the demo to see why. Great foundation but it ultimately amounts to forgotten white bread because there's nothing challenging about it in even the slightest way.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >7 million sold
      >critically acclaimed by fans and critics alike

      How did it flop?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder why Pokemon SV did well despite poor performance and ugly design. Despite DLC has improved character design to draw actual cute womyn.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          People like Pokemon more than almost anything

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        acclaimed by fans and critics alike
        Wrong. It didn't even get a 90 on Metacritic.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I genuinely hope this is bait but I know there's people who think that a Metacritic below a 90 means a game isn't very good/worth playing. Never, ever take Metacritic as gospel, and that includes the user score. Review aggregates will never tell you if YOU will like a game, and that's the only important part about a review.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a game for children.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't flop. It's the best selling Kirby game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smt V flopped

      >flop


      but it didn't, in fact is the best selling in the series

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you posted a photo of Kirby Forgotten Land

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't met a single person who has played it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know anyone who played sodomite gaye 3 either

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a game for children. Unless you are a children yourself it's pretty normal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, though I am sad that it probably won’t hit 10 million by the time the switch is dead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It flopped spiritually.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flop
    I was under the impression it did fairly well. It’s a perfectly fine Kirby game which is to say that even at its hardest it’s pretty easy, but fun abilities, levels and bosses make it an enjoyable experience

    I would say i 100% it but at a certain point I gave up on trying to get all the gacha shit

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No dating sim elements

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flop
    but it didn't, in fact is the best selling in the series

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did it? I'm pretty sure I recall it sold more than any previous Kirby game.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does being a moron give sexual pleasure to Ganker?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Black folk or israelites

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No big breasts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAL is made up of assmen

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're damn right they are.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >attractive antagonist gets to live in the end/become an ally
        Nice to see for once

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't flop at all, are you moronic?
    If anything, the most offensive thing it does is be a little 'too' accessible to people bad at children's videogames. It's cool to add the "super OP" ability to a Kirby game, like UFO, Ghost, or Morpho Knight Sword, but allowing 'NOT ONLY' Morpho Sword into the True Arena, but it's been getting to a point where, it's not only Amiibo full heals, or a sword ability that literally heals you and oneshots bosses, but for some reason added power-ups like Offense and Defense and HP+. AND they allow you to retry when you get defeated 'from that boss'. It just defeats the purpose of a super hard true arena experience. It's the ultimate challenge of the game, earn it. Unironically, if you used any of the crutches, you didn't beat it. These are the same people who fricking cry about not being able to beat the Pantheon of Hallownest in Hollow Knight. "B-buh my true ending!" then go fricking git gud.
    Oh and some of the mission's are a bit stale. The game coulda used a bit more "set pieces". Some levels are just hallways without feeling like anything happening in front of them. A bit hard to describe.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember why.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't flop? It simply came and went. People played it, people loved it, then Dream Buffet was announced and released so they moved into that. Simple as.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirby’s in my house and he flopped over like a cat

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best game in the franchise, legitimately.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't mind playing it but israelitetendo refuses to offer sales more than $5 off for their first party

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can get it for 40 dollars off eBay. There's plenty of normalgay morons filtered by Kirby out there and they sell it thinking it sucks.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated it and beat it. I didnt die once it was ok

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sold quite well and I completed it but it does feel like a rather shallow step forward. It's not a Mario 64, it's a Mario 3D Land. For this far into the future, it's just far too incremental to be exciting.

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