Why did they do it?

Why did they do it?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    firstly because they were told to, and then at the end they did it because they knew they weren't getting out, so they decided to take down the ones who ended the world with them.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their asses were heavy

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who woudn't want to get paid for shooting a bunch of defensless eggheads?
    They are bullies who replacd stuffing nerds into lockers with using SMGs and grenades on them.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AHHH NOOOO I DONT WANNA DIE

    >ACK

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    orders at first, then personal vendetta against freeman. To be fair... you kill so many of them during Half Life1...

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The black mesa incident was only a few hours long. No one knew what the frick was going on. Events spiral out of control too quickly for the government to contain. Shoot first ask questions later.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The black mesa incident was only a few hours long
      >takes 12 hours to beat

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    attach grenade launchers to mp5s?
    for the lulz I guess

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      akshually it's a thing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        that looks like it would suck a lot to hold

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          madbe if you have girly twig hands

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fine, we'll give yours to your squadmate instead. He'll get to blast monsters with dual SMG grenade launchers while we entrust you with radio duty.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right, it looks horribly imbalanced.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they aren't that uncommon, but they're mostly used by thirdies like Mexico or Singapore or Turkey

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    RADIO CHECK
    LETS GO
    GO RECON

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      MY
      ASS
      IS
      SUS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET
    FREEMAN

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean the school thing from a while ago?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they ever find out if it was intentional

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some fbi goon organizing terror attacks on US civvies unironically made a pop culture reference when acquiring outfits for it
        lol

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is mostly headcanon, but when they HECU have the "Who is this Freeman guy, anyway?" conversation, one of them says "science team... you think he was responsible? sabotage, maybe?" and I think this implies that the resonance cascade is being viewed like a nuclear reactor meltdown, like a disaster that's threatening the outside world, so the HECU aren't just doing govt. cover-up dirty work, they actually think they're containing the spread of something dangerous. The scientists are irresponsible villains endangering the rest of the world. That, and the HECU end up fighting for their lives against aliens, of course, which wouldn't improve their mood.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have that one vocaroo of two grunts browsing Ganker?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only just recently noticed that "opposing force" is probably supposed to be a physics gag like blue shift is.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell was even happening during the 7 hour war? Is the Combine invasion fleet that bad ass?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just opened a portal storm on every capital and major population center

      Poured their shock troops and decapitated every government in one swift strike

      Government and military can't do shit cause we can't nuke our own occupied lands, Humanities militaries and their doctrine are all balanced in fighting at the same technological level and policing the globe

      Wtf is the Navy gonna do when they're already all over the mainland
      Wtf is the air force gonna do when there already in your face and are next to your fellow citizens and critical infustructre. Can't bomb your own highways that you rely on for logistics or your own government capital or your own military bases.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell was even happening during the 7 hour war? Is the Combine invasion fleet that bad ass?

        Also Earth was already having its own problems as a cascade of portal storms across the globe started after the Nihilanth died.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black mesa scientists permanently fricked up the earth, it was well deserved punishment

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did you expect from sub-80 IQ amerimutts? They were no doubt secret communists salivating at the thought of purging the intellectual class, which in that case happened to be the science team. And just like the useful idiots they were, once their uses dried up they were set up to get liquidated by their own government.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Communists jerk off intellectuals all the time. Who the hell do you think Marx was? A worker who got his hands dirty? Lol!
      Your average commie is more likely a college grad from California than a hick from a cinservative country town which is who the U.S military largely gets their recruits from.
      If anything they thought Black Mesa was some communist plot by sabotage hence the convo.

      And why wouldn't you think that. The homosexuals who made the nuclear bomb were largely socialist leaning and sold secrets to the USSR

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