Why didnt you tell me this game is so kino.

Why didnt you tell me this game is so kino. Adrenaline rush i got from waging my first war and naval fight over sea blockade is like no other strategy before. Never suspected that on screen number changing will give me so much fun.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't you tell me this game is so boogie doogie. boogies rush i got from booging my first boogie over the sounds of boogie night is like no other boogie before. never suspected that booging will give me so much fun

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have fun getting raped by Otto.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ottos have been slowly nerfed over the past 3 years to the point where its never been easier to rebuild byzantium

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like they get strong in every game now. If you don't curb them early, you're in for a ride later unless you have been blobbing to match. They had a 1 million force limit/army by 1650 in a recent save I played.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EU4 is good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *was

      then 1.26 happened

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *1.31

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >playing as c*astile
    tfu

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its a fun game shame that paradox died with imperator and Elba killed it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    check out the fantasy mod Anbennar. it's pretty good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only overhaul mod I like though it can be kinnda weird and some outcomes are disappointing. Doing anything in the Escann region feels like you really should have a guide and finding the info can be real frickin annoying at times. Also one of my first games was Verne and getting the wyvernes was just kinda anticlimatic.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most Ganker users are kids and/or yearly shovelware buyers. this would filter them. /vst/ and /VG/ talk about gs games

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's really boring. Crusader kings is much more fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally the opposite, you can only play a character in a handful of ways and they all end up the same when you've memorized all the events

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CK bordergore ruins the experience for me. I end up spending more time thinking about how to make the borders not look moronic when someone dies than I do anything else.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And even after you spend ages making sure the next generation's borders will look pristine, it'll go to frick within a couple of generations anyway as all your moron offspring have more moron kids and distribute their holdings idiotically among them. And if they're competent, it's even worse, since then you start gaining random provinces all over the world. You start as Norway and within 200 years you have random provinces in spain and the fricking holy land, even though you've never even interacted with any person or clay outside of normandie at the furthest, because your inter-marrying relatives are having kids with everything that moves and then eventually dying without heirs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        use the game rule to make exclaves turn independent if they're too unconnected to the title holder, really gets rid of 90% of it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I did and it doesn't, it just takes a little longer.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Get the mod that adds a sea tile distance rule to this. No more french lords keeping both their county in Normandy and a duchy in Jerusalem.

            I think it's this one:
            https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2237978460

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              isn't sea zones already part of the exclave rules?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't exactly remember how the vanilla rules were, but it's supposed to add a distance rule so that a ruler with two extremely disconnected sea holdings will lose the one not connected by land to his capital, either on ruler death or after a period of about 20 years, with configurable distance. In the base game rulers sometimes didn't lose their exclaves if they died during a war, so this gives you an option to fix that too.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like Microprose's Risk 2

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be more kino if every SINGLE fricking patch didn't frick up a core system in some way.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I knew immediately that the moment they mentioned they were finally daring to touch how battles work that it was going to be a shitshow, and everyone told me I was a doomsayer for it

      Lo and behold 1.33 comes along and reinforcing and morale is completely busted and everyone spent weeks crying about it. I don't know how many times it'll take for the whales to finally learn.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what game?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's fun, but the problem for with paradox games is that the AI form too many alliances, which gets annoying to deal with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      scanning alliance webs for weaknesses to pick apart like a vulture is the best part though

      finding the perfect war to dismantle the hre gets me hard every single time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's almost always a way to get around alliances with co-belligerence or non cb wars. You can also break alliances by allying enemy allies and calling them to different war before you attack the real target.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I suggest playing CK2 instead with one of the total conversion mods. the game of thrones and warhammer fantasy mods are fantastic with lots of content. highly recommended.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fantasy
      half of the fun is its historical context and how much i can bend the rules, i dont care much about made up crap like GoT or warhammer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I suggest playing CK2 instead with one of the total conversion mods. the game of thrones and warhammer fantasy mods are fantastic with lots of content. highly recommended.

        With CK mods might be more fun. I agree I like the historical context in all the other games. Stellaris made me realize that the historical context is what keeps me playing. In Stellaris, every game feels the same after a few games because you're just fighting bland, randomly generated AI races with no backstories or history. All my saves have just been some human stuff, either historical or based on some franchise.

        It's much more fun fighting France than some random alien mushroom people with no humanoid features.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think I played Geheimnisnacht 2 years ago.
      Anything interesting they have added since then?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I play eu4 the ai finds a new way to disappoint me
    >ally with France
    >he fights the hre
    >hide in Bordeaux
    >50k men come for my 10k stack while Wien is besieged
    Or it's natives uniting the entire Colonial frontier under two federations

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The AI definitely tries to frick over the human player on purpose. It can sometimes be pretty frustrating when you need two provinces held by OPMs and the Ottos and Spain ally both of those because they're your rivals and want to frick with you.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it has like 300 bucks worth of DLC.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      creamapi is free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meiou is free

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the whole dlc collection was on humblebundle for $20 like a month ago

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am castilian (in real life)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My condolences.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        im superior to you

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but what is your tax policy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      eu4 is ahead of it's time period with the meta being to demolish churches because tax income is shit compared to manufactories and trade

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Adrenaline rush
    >from a grand strategy game
    do chinlets really?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have 2000 hours in this game

    It's good
    Paradox is a bad company though

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Will Victoria 3 be good?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ai is fighting the wars on its own
      So if you remember how long it took for eu4 countries to use navies this will take some time most likely

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