why do all sports games have to be realistic, boring shit? why can't we get more stuff like punchout?

why do all sports games have to be realistic, boring shit?
why can't we get more stuff like punchout?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bloodbowl 3 just came out and apparently it sucks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >and apparently it sucks
      that's a shame

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but what did you expect from games workshop?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It does, it's a fricking train wreck. At least the original still exists.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody buys wacky sports games. See: Nintendo's entire sport game output

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      isn't wii sports like one of the best selling games of all time

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I was thinking about all the Mario garbage when I made that post but yeah, I forgot about that. Still, that's one game from over 15 years ago. For the most part nobody gives a shit about their sports games.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was bundled with one of the all-time most sold consoles.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          IIRC reggie fought hard for that since nintendo really wanted to sell it separately

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mario Tennis was kino you fricking moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        which mario tennis

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mario Tower Penis

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            alright that one was good
            didn't like the new one though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ecause nobody buys wacky sports games. See: Nintendo's entire sport game output

      You mean like how ARMS outsold Bloodborne?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    God I'm so horny and lonely how do I get a fit tomboy gf like that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's the cool thing, you don't

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fit and do you go to places where said tomboys would see you if they ever existed?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you expect way too much of him, anon

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Play Pyre if you haven't already.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://implying.fun/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that doesn't really count, it's making your own fun instead of what the game wants you to do
      you can make anything interesting and entertaining like that

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >AIslop
    have a nice day pajeet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ironic shitposting is still shitposting

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You are unironically a shitskin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Seething artgay mindbroken by pajeets
      Lmao, can't wait to see them replace you homosexuals

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The only one who is mindbroken here is you, your lack of talent and sense of inferiority over your poop colored skin have twisted you into loving McDonald's AIslop. Your computer generated trash will never replace artists and you will never be White, now seethe and cope.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not mindbroken
          >he said while stomping his feet in rage at an image that isn't even AI generated

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not a pajeet
            >he said while shitting in the streets and making AIslop to spam on Ganker

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >implying pajeets have the computational power to even run the image generators

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                moronbro, every single guy pushing for AIslop on social media like Twitter and LinkedIn is a smelly Indian. They are the ones spamming that trash hoping to desanitise us to it and make us accept their slop.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >desanitise
                I see past your tricks, rajeesh

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Delicious artgay tears, salty

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            watching the AI vs artists debacle has been like watching painters fight photographers

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Artgays finally getting their just desserts is great, shouldn't have lorded your now worthless skill over others.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >this moronic defense
            Why are AIgays pretending it was artgays saying shit ten years ago when in reality it was pretentious Silicon Valley journalist c**ts?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day falseflagging fhomosexual

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't AI. It's from 2020 by a established artist.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        don't bother, these guys don't listen to reason

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I've always wondered what the sauce for this is

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't it blue blaze ?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Blue Blazes a semi-fictional account of a manga author's college years. It has Hideaki Anno as a side character

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cool falseflag moron

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no armpit hair
    lame

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      good

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Some real fun extreme sports type games have come out.

    Top of the list is knockout city, extreme dodgeball team deathmatch with high mechanical complexity
    There was also rumbleverse, horrendous artstyle but was a fun battle royale focused purely on over the top wrestling moves
    Then there was Riders Republic made by Ubisoft. Huge potential for a perfect mix of all extreme sports in a beautiful open world but they fricked it up horribly because it's Ubisoft.

    Anyway all these games are fricking dead because nobody wanted to play them long term despite how fun they were. It's not a genre with mass appeal and even so people are still making them.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we used to have cool shit like ice hockey or blades of steel or tecmo bowl or sandlot baseball or dodgeball. hell, tehre was a robot baseball game where you buy upgrades to shoot balls faster or hit harder and you could get in fights at the base with close calls and destroy enemy robot parts. diversity sludge pipeline means can only have """AAA""" games and no fun allowed.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sportshit vidya
    Why would I waste my vidya time doing something I do in real life, for dirt cheap and with great health benefits?
    Unless you are handicapped, sport vidya is moronic, post Bea feet or kys homosexual OP.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Tiger Woods PGA tour boring simulator edition is the same as SSX Tricky

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why play call of doody when you can die for the sake of an oil company in real life?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GOD

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PREPARE TO DIE CHUD

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh no!?

        her low bone density would make those kicks feel like a soft pat

        incel brigade has arrived

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >arrived
          you're on Ganker
          we were always here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oh no!?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      her low bone density would make those kicks feel like a soft pat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish i was that punching thing

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >thread is definitely supposed to be about cute boxer girls
    >UMM HERE COMES THE INCEL BRIGADE

    Jesus Christ, /misc/ really did ruin this place

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is ai art so soulless

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whyvare you so obsessed?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you so brown and smelly?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This looks so much better than the shit the artist draws now.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This picture was drawn 3 years ago by artist free style
    https://twitter.com/yohan1754/status/1268519654026170368

    Why are morons pretending this is AI generated?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      PAIjeets are but lasted that everyone calls out their AIslop spam and are now falseflagging to make the people opposing them spilling their sewage everywhere look bad.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like anti-AI Discord troons made a mistake and are trying to gaslight people now

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prompt?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I actually had a great idea a few weeks ago for a “wacky” sports game. I need to actually learn how to program though

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well I was thinking about making a punch out clone myself recently
    I'll make it anime girls fighting bareknuckle for ya
    Just kidding, I can't draw for shit

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