Why do americans get filtered by grand strategy games?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who do you think is the main audience for them, you penis

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >install any new grand strategy game
    >try tutorial
    >it explains literally nothing
    >check out tutorials on youtube
    >theyre like 5 hours long
    >finally learn the game
    >first patch changes everything
    >learn it again
    >nexy patch changes everything again
    >and again and again
    >also here's your israeli DLC 1 pout of 60

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Patches that fix exploits etc are so fricking stupid especially because they are designed to pander to the one percent of people who actually play these games multiplayer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But nobody but that one percent uses the exploits anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>also here's your israeli DLC 1 pout of 60
      Bro? Your cream api?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Paradox games are easy homie
      The DLC is israeli as frick though, just acquire it from the internet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stellaris. Same.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >come from best Korea
    >still bogs herself like all Koreans
    They are truly only one people divided by the israelite.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >best Korea
      Hi kim

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Hello newbie.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >still bogs herself like all Koreans
      Just like how all their tv/media is trying desperately to be like anime/visual novels, all their citizens are desperately getting surgery to try and appear japanese.
      It's really weird.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I used to dislike botox lips until I got a blowjob that looked it was trying to suck my soul out of me

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My obsession is Americans.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Context? Did someone actually say this or is it just a meme?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, but I guess it's making fun of that one woman who talks about North Korea

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's a meme. That woman escaped North Korea and now makes money by just making up stuff about North Korea

      https://i.imgur.com/DMNOFko.jpg

      Why do americans get filtered by grand strategy games?

      I can only play Stellaris. EU4 and Vic2 and 3 are too hard for me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >That woman escaped North Korea and now makes money by just making up stuff about North Korea
        based grifter

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah, Euros just wanna relive World War 2 until they die.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't understand how this woman makes people seethe so much. She's not even shilling for a particular charity or anything.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because she makes up obvious lies for attention, like people in NK are eating dog turds and shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nice try, NIDF, embrace the mcdonald emissaries and become colonized by the west already

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Daily reminder that nobody has ever been able to refute Juche ideology

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Name one thing she said that sounds like bullshit, considering she’s from a country that literally shoots you if you try to escape. that soldier that got away was full of bullet holes and parasites, anyone attempting to flee are tortured when they’re caught, and they worship Kim Jong Un like he’s a god. Which he claims he is.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Wow, that’s so hard to believe. People push trains that get stuck and people freeze in the winter with no heat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                it literally says it only happens in india

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Every single fricking thing she has said about N Korea has happened in a variety of third world shitholes, and she’s saying it happened in a country that you’re not allowed to leave, that worships a god emperor, that doesn’t have access to the internet, and has only allowed western film crews to enter a few times, under supervision. How is that remotely hard to believe?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So they so hungry they were stripping the land of grass and bugs, but still nourished enough to push train carts on the daily. Use your head, anon and think about the shit she's saying.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >So they so hungry
                Found the ‘groid.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              That is not that unrealistic. I dont think you guys understand how good life is in first world countries. I remember in south america the road in the mountains were makeshift at best. Imagine me telling you that about my childhood, how you could look on the window and just see down the edge inside the bus, you think its bullshit and yet it happens.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dog turds ARE shit, doofus

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It’s just funny that someone found a grift lying and making propaganda about one of the most comically evil countries in the world
        Especially when the country itself lies and propagandizes heavily

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think shes Chinese

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There are multiple very evil countries, anon! That’s why I said “one of”

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              fair enough

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she's shilling for herself. The "defector" circuit is extremely lucrative. Whenever you see a "defector" giving some big, publicized talk, you can bet that they were paid a hefty fee by the feds, an extremely wealthy patron or a corporate entity.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She's a millionaire from going on talk shows and telling outrage porn about her relatives being killed, people executed in public and dumped into rivers, her epic survival story about climbing a mountain and eating nothing for several days to avoid authorities during her escape. Details of her stories change frequently as well from interview to interview. Notwithstanding being a grifter her stories were heavily weaponized as propaganda to brainwash people about life in North Korea.
        https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/13/why-do-north-korean-defector-testimonies-so-often-fall-apart

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't see it as seething against her for a lot of people. She got out of a country that is pretty fricking destitute and hopeless by grifting gullible morons, I respect the hustle. The only people I'm seething about in this scenario are the credulous fricking mongoloids that buy her stories. It's an indictment against westerners as a whole that so many drooling trogs don't possess any kind of critical thinking as long as you say it's North Korea.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This poster is black

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Its pretty obvious. Anybody who says "I respect the hustle" is a Black person through and through. Black folk don't like to shame the people that lie and cheat their fellow man because they know they'd do the same thing and are just salty they didn't think to do it first. Never trust someone that says they respect the hustle.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Don't shame people who lie and cheat because you'd do it
              >Salty that you didn't think of it first
              >But don't take the chance to bash an outed cheat
              >Because you would lie and cheat
              What?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Commies mad because North Korea sucks ass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >america is a 3rd world country with a 100% morbidly obese non-white population
        >hehe yeah thats true
        >people are starving in north korea
        >NOOOO DELETE THESE LIES

        who could possibly be behind this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          t. mutt glowcel

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            silence, asiatic.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You will never build a McDonald's in Pyongyang, muttskin.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You will never build a McDonald's in Pyongyang, muttskin.

            [...]
            Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. You wouldn't believe that there is no ice cream in Northern Ireland and they execute people found watching Irish TV unless there was a significant amount of evidence. You certainly wouldn't believe it if all the "evidence" was just some "Northern Irish defector" being given tours sponsored by the IRA.

            What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. This is something most people can agree with unless it has something to do with the countries currently being targeted by the imperialist powers for their big Two Minutes Hate of the week, especially North Korea. You tell people anything. You can tell them that Kim Jong Un eats babies, shoots people for farting in his presence and forces the North Koreans to worship him as a living god with superpowers with no evidence except the "testimony" of one butthole getting paid 50 grand by the South Korean government for "good information," and a CIA propaganda outlet that repeated them.

            >Hermit state
            >Be surprised that fake but true news is easy to propagate around you
            >Be surprised that people will push back at any deboonking narrative positive to the hermit state
            Simple as

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit. There's only one explanation.
            They've perfected cloning and rapid growth. They can -grow- executed generals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She got out of NK "allegedly" and the first thing she does is get fake breasts and go on talk shows so simps shower her with money

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally all butthurt commies.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally who?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        frickin ignore me lol dat typo
        I've just been laughing my ass off

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        fricking got me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >80% congressional dual citizenship with dreamland (aka israel)
          yeah this one's made up
          shame on you toon link

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >is this what Kirby fans mean when they say "Kirby has a dark lore"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Would the supreme leader approve of me correcting this cutie?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play CKII with three other friends
    >we all play venice to figure out how republics work
    >become my 7 year old heir after death of OG character
    >catch leprosy at 12
    >only out of divine punishment able to reach adulthood
    >leprosy makes you near sterile, I have no heir, we will have to rehost if I die
    >start begging my friends to cuckold me
    >they all try, and wife (who also hates me because of my ilness) rebuffs all of them
    >getting despered, join assasins which allows me to convert to shia muslim
    >take three more wifes and ask friends to try and cuck me again
    >cant seduce members of other religion
    >for love of allah, start sending gifts for my friends to hear voice of allah,
    >they all convert to islam, venice is now islamic state
    >all my four wifes, all rebuff them, I die, we have to rehost
    medieval period was wild

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is only marginally less silly than why there's an Anglican church to be honest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      now that's emergent storytelling

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see the problem there, that's exactly where Europe is headed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The game doesn't let you name an heir?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It depends on the government system.
        But you can only continue playing if your heir is of your dynasty. If someone else dynasty gets all your titles you get a game over.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too stupid.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They have no history, ironically their favourite Paradox game is Stellaris

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people hate this so much vs 2, this actually has an economy system that works

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        V3's goods system is pretty shite and a lot of people hate the new warfare system

        why is that ironic?

        Because its not an historical game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're not supposed to really go to war that often. The diplomatic play system actually is a good addition considering the time period had several near wars where one side backed down (Morocco, Fashoda Incident, French intervention in Mexico etc)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Diploplays are just the crisis system of V2 but expanded really, i personally don't care about the change they did to warfare, only brainlets would play grand strategy games to move units around, better to leave that to braindead games like Starcraft and the like.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >thinking any grand strat Black person could even play starcraft
              it's a little above your old man and normalgay genre buddy, it takes skill and reaction time

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >blizzdrone calling other games/genres "normalgay"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >actual blizzdrones playing broodwar
                also if your gave is PvE it's a casual shitter game, that is just a fact.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Even if Vic3's economics can have a lot of problems, it doesn't just suddenly break in the middle of the game for everyone except the Great Powers.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            People who brag about Victoria 2 being so good have never dealt with China Westernizing

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think V3 economics are better than V2 but as i said before its the way that goods work that is weird and suboptimal.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're living in their history

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why is that ironic?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stellaris is annoying. They had a really great system but completely overhauled whatever they had at some point to the point where the game plays completely differently now. A lot of the features for me don’t even seem to work now, like the automatic management of systems, planets, etc.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Stellaris proves why a grand strategy developer making 4X games is a bad idea, they think overfilling the game with events is good content, it just makes the game annoying to slog through. I also think it looks, sounds and overall feels very generic, so yeah like most PC games released in the modern times

        >actual blizzdrones playing broodwar
        also if your gave is PvE it's a casual shitter game, that is just a fact.

        No one cares tryhard, grow up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >tryhard
          seething normalgay

          maybe one day you can play a game that takes actual skill

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I do, they are called shmups, multiplayer RTS are dead/replaced by MOBAs for a reason, all those old farts that were playing them got arthritis in their hands and can't spam clicks anymore

            I just like straight forward strategy games like good old 4Xs or RTSs, I learnt how to play eu4 and hoi4 and I just got bored watching maps

            Its the opposite for me, i love gsg but i dislike 4X and RTS for different reasons, i think 4X are just gsg simplified and tend to snowball in favor of the player too much, RTS are just too simplistic period, i only like RTS when they are more sim-like, stuff like Graviteam Tactics or Call to Arms.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I do, they are called shmups
              >more pve casual shit
              ahahahaha

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The new economy system for Stellaris could have been good if it was designed to push you into trade or war with other empires. Instead of giving every empire an infinite supply of resources in the galactic market they should have to go find other empires with a surplus of the resource they need and trade for it. Or declare war for planets that are rich in something, because they're actually valuable. Synthetic advanced materials should also either not be available or much more expensive, and instead tech should make extracting natural nodes more effective over time so that some empires can actually have a significant portion of galactic gas or other materials.
          This still wouldn't fix ship combat being spectacle with little substance, but at least there would be an organic reason why empires would get along or feud.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The new economy system for Stellaris could have been good if it was designed to push you into trade or war with other empires. Instead of giving every empire an infinite supply of resources in the galactic market they should have to go find other empires with a surplus of the resource they need and trade for it
            Endless space 2 already did this over half a decade ago. There's an entire faction designed around it.
            >This still wouldn't fix ship combat being spectacle with little substance
            They fixed this too.

            Why would you even play stellaris?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not sure honestly, I tried it with some friends and none of us wanted to play a second session. My couple solo games all lost steam after the borders were set as well.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >My couple solo games all lost steam after the borders were set as well.
                how do you get filtered by ES2 of all things, the AI is a push over

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I meant Stellaris, I've never tried ES2.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >entire game is literally just a UI
    SHIT

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Give it a rest already christ.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Grand Strategy" are the visual novels of autists

    They're pretendo games, you don't interact that much, your choices barely matter, the games are needlesly complex to a super simple binary outcome in the end. They're for pretending youre doing something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like real life

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw that fat frick shiba is dead now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      grand strategy games are the eve online equivalent of running a bot.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't get an erection from encircling and genociding hundreds of thousands of germoids, russhits and angloBlack folk.
      homosexual

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Americans avoiding playing paradox garbage actually makes them the smart ones, only the biggest suckers and losers would play shit like that.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nodrics are the dumbest shits I've ever seen

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just like straight forward strategy games like good old 4Xs or RTSs, I learnt how to play eu4 and hoi4 and I just got bored watching maps

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This b***h says ice cream doesn't exist in North Korea and they execute you for watching kdramas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah thats no more insane than the average lolocaust claim

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Its funny that those are both completely believable statements

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Verifiably false, you can get whatever you want as long as you are loyal to the regime which is basically no different from other authoritarian countries like China/Turkey/Russia/Saudi Arabia etc. All of these rumors come from the 1990s famine times which happened because the Soviet Union collapsed. Her claims don't even make any sense when you consider how an authoritarian state works.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Verifiably false
          By what exactly? Whatever information nk lets through?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            What benefit to an authoritarian state is there if people are shot for watching a Marvel movie or denied ice cream, as long as they are loyal citizens? Do you think Russia or China ACTUALLY give a shit if you listen to Radio Free Europe/Asia?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >z is task force
              just like a video game
              scary

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >thinks hollywood isn’t us propaganda

              kys you fricking mutt

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Reinforcements have arrived

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >pic
              I'd take this over lgbtq+ brainwashing a thousand times over tbh

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you're either arguing with a moron who thinks relatively less known fascist countries are based because he has no personality and real friends or you're being very obviously trolled, stop inquiring.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >North Korea
              >fascist

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >when you consider how an authoritarian state works
          NK doesn't make sense in the slightest. Government members are executed for being tired.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          verifiably true

          https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/north-korea-executes-2-boys-for-watching-american-south-korean-movies-report-3582918

          its likely a scenario like torrenting in the west where the government will periodically enforce the law to set an example but it doesn't change the fact that watching foreign media is illegal and people have been executed because of it.

          I look forward to you posting absolutely 0 sources for your claims, disingenuous israelite that you are.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >every country is like mine and if it isn't that country isn't real, stop lying to me about your country foreigner

        Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. You wouldn't believe that there is no ice cream in Northern Ireland and they execute people found watching Irish TV unless there was a significant amount of evidence. You certainly wouldn't believe it if all the "evidence" was just some "Northern Irish defector" being given tours sponsored by the IRA.

        What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. This is something most people can agree with unless it has something to do with the countries currently being targeted by the imperialist powers for their big Two Minutes Hate of the week, especially North Korea. You tell people anything. You can tell them that Kim Jong Un eats babies, shoots people for farting in his presence and forces the North Koreans to worship him as a living god with superpowers with no evidence except the "testimony" of one butthole getting paid 50 grand by the South Korean government for "good information," and a CIA propaganda outlet that repeated them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Kim Jong Un eats babies, shoots people for farting in his presence and forces the North Koreans to worship him as a living god
          bades

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >every country is like mine and if it isn't that country isn't real, stop lying to me about your country foreigner

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      both of those are actually true tho

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Civilization basically started the genre and it's american.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not even the same genre, gsg are just boardgames that take place on a map, they made those since early 80s way before Civ was even a thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Grand strategy means a game that encompasses multiple wars and the times of peace in between.
        4X is literally the same damn thing.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't found a single one of these posts funny and am convinced people only ever make them as an excuse to post this one pic where you can clearly see the outline of her bra

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >outline of her bra
      that's hot innit

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I still don’t understand how to play EU4. Its way too complicated. I feel like Id only learn it if there was a college professor teaching me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you can read a manual than you can learn how to play a game, grand strategy games are very easy compared to some other genres like vehicle milsims

      >people play paradox games that arent hearts of iron
      >they play single player

      I just dont get it. If you want to RP some dumb bullshit with friends in CK or stellaris or something, sure fine, have fun. But what the frick are you doing in single player in these games. At least play the one paradox game that has micro in it so you're not just staring waiting to see if rng events dick you over.

      Because playing multiplayer is asking for someone to ruin your games, anything strategic in multiplayer is a guaranteed series of ragequits and b***hing, don't even try to deny it. Also imagine having to wait for others to do stuff and not playing at your own speed

      Grand strategy is really boring if you don't know what's going on. They also take a long time to learn.

      You can pick up the new Zelda (TM) for the Nintendo Switch (R)(TM)(C) and know how to play in 15 seconds. I have 1444+ hours in EU4 and I still forget about some things half the time and just completely ignore them. Doesn't stop me from world conquest multiple times.

      The learning part is the most fun though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and i also forgot that Hearts of Iron fricking sucks, its a grand strategy that tries to be a wargame and fails at both, modders just use it to make visual novels for a reason.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are there grand strategy games using non-historical settings, as in made up worlds/countries/etc? i don't like games like these because when you deviate enough from the historic path the game starts feeling hollow to me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mods. Anbennar for EU4 if you're into fantasy, Divergence of Darkness for Vicky2 if you want more alt-history, there was also a warcraft mod for ck2 don't know if it got ported to the sequel. Personally, I would love a proper game set in a fantasy world, flat earth atop turtle kind of fantasy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        same, i'm surprised there's not more grand strategies with settings like warhammer or whatever

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dumb chink

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people play paradox games that arent hearts of iron
    >they play single player

    I just dont get it. If you want to RP some dumb bullshit with friends in CK or stellaris or something, sure fine, have fun. But what the frick are you doing in single player in these games. At least play the one paradox game that has micro in it so you're not just staring waiting to see if rng events dick you over.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >play action games on the hardest difficulty
    >have to play strategy games on the easiest or I get filtered

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grand strategy is really boring if you don't know what's going on. They also take a long time to learn.

    You can pick up the new Zelda (TM) for the Nintendo Switch (R)(TM)(C) and know how to play in 15 seconds. I have 1444+ hours in EU4 and I still forget about some things half the time and just completely ignore them. Doesn't stop me from world conquest multiple times.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She has a hairy clit

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stellaris sucks
    the only good Paradox games are Vicky 2 and EU4

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't speak for anyone but myself, but I have trouble getting into a game where it takes a while for me to actually get into the meat of things. I need some kind of return on investment fairly early otherwise I find myself not even wanting to start playing.
    Yes I have ADHD, yes I'm a zoomer.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >there are people who believe burger propaganda about North Korea they same way they believed about propaganda about Iraq or Syria
    Normies are moronic, they eat this shit up.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Kim.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Supreme Leader would never come to a shitty site like this you moron.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick she's so fine... I would tear her apart

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only paradox game worth playing is Darkest Hour and Victoria (not 3)

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >escape NK
    >become a giga bimbo

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    She's right you know.

    Paradox got buttblasted because she called them out.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Euros seethed so hard that they had to make this edit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally proving his point you seething hill goblin lol

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are women always such shit guests on Joe Rogan, and he always try so fricking hard to make them not look like shit people

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >women
      well there's your answer

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I love this korean prostitute, her plastic fake face and giant balloon breasts.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      how are her boobs that big if she was starved her entire childhood and early adulthood?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they're fake

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Who fricking cares?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she was in sex slavery for a while?
        those chinks fricked her up

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like the sega dev who got fired for making fun of chigyus?

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what's wrong with her FAAAACE

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Poor oppressed baby ;_;

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      found the racist israeli supremacist

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    poasting in a baste thread

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because they have low war experience.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I played EU4 for about 150 hours and I felt that 0 minutes were spent on real strategy. The game keeps you busy with a lot of decisions but strategically, at least for me, it is extremely poor.
    Like, a 10 minute backgammon match makes me make more strategic decisions than 150 hours of Europa Universalis IV.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of making shit up about North Korea? Even if you tell the truth it's bad enough I'd think. She gives major falun gong vibes.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because simply describing a slightly worse totalitarian state is not interesting. Everyone already knows what to expect from a dictatorship. So you have to spice it up to get attention and NK is so insular you can get away with lies that wouldn't work anywhere else.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because there are actually a lot of escapees from North Koreans. There's a reason she's over in the States grifting, instead of back in South Korea, because over there they know she's full of shit/exaggerating. While in the states she's a rare novelty.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This meme is literally just North Korea shills trying to discredit someone who escaped from them.
    Troons like it because the idea of anyone but white people being the bad guys gets them upset.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    but i love grand strategy games

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is Korean and is a fricking nightmare

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can I have her?

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grand strategy but the countries you dictate are ran by actual people.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I still think Stellaris was their workaround to not being able to have a certain function in HOI.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    EU4 MP multi-session campaigns are still easily the best gaming experiences I've ever had. Never forgetting the drama.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    people that play grand strategy are legit subhumans

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic bald gorilla interviews an asian botox sex doll

    >35 million views

    I don't understand.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Umm sweety, living in North Korea was terrible! They wouldn't let us poison our minds with capeshit and porn and satanic music made by pedophiles. What do you mean the party won't let me make a film about children doing drugs and having sex, I'M GOING TO AMERICA! NOOOO DON'T SHOOT ME PLEASE!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if it isn't a woke capeshit fat-fest chugging corn syrup and söy then it must be heaven on earth, no in-between or third-world states are even remotely possible

      Shit like this makes me kinda glad the Internet still mocks contrarian autism sometimes.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am not American, but I get filtered by grand strategy games. I just like seeing my colours fill the map and never really know what I'm doing. Still haven't figured out how to not die immediately to the first
    actively hostile enemy in Stellaris yet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You could just try playing on a lower difficulty level anon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I did, its a brain issue.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hey man I can't play FPSes or anything requiring functional reaction time because of nerve-rot. It's okay.
          I mean frick at this point just cheat or something anon if you want to just experience the game's very entertaining end of grinding to a fricking halt speed wise

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like cheating or using OP mods in singleplayer games. Not on principle, it just always makes me lose interest immediately. I only have a problem understanding the base mechanics and gameplay loop of these types of games, sort of a fundamental issue I'll only ever be able to circumvent rather than solve. Its still fun to play.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Well if you're enjoying yourself I am legally unable to stop you without it being a hate crime anon so Godspeed.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No matter how moronic I am, you simply can't stop me from enjoying playing a failing game session of my machine or bug empire.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I...yes anon, you are right. You got me! Go enjoy yourself champ, you're pretty smart!

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can save her, bros

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's an account of shit from the guy who worked with an animation studio in NK when things were briefly thawing in the early 2000s if anyone is vaguely interested in an insight that isn't propaganda (mostly because its fricking boring)
    Can't remember his name. I actually think I read a PDF of it on fricking /b/ way back.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do americans get filtered by grand strategy games?
    i play actual grand strategy games, not paraslop for the mentally disabled

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I know people who have been to North Korea unsupervised and they told me it's not half as bad as people say, they're basically stuck in the 60's Soviet Union and most of their issues are caused by the total embargo on them by the US.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I went too, it was great. Had no trouble getting in, was able to use the internet with no restrictions, watch whatever I wanted on the TV, I was allowed to say whatever I wanted about Kim Jong Un, and allowed to leave freely whenever I wanted. North Korea is truly a superior country.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is sarcasm but I actually have chinese friends who worked in NK, both civilian and military.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >China
          Now there’s a country! Just like glorious North Korea, they have no internet restrictions, can say whatever they want about their leader, and require zero permission to leave their country! Truly a magical place to live.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They censor the internet to a degree but they have been able to leave the country without restriction since the end of the cultural revolution.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I have literally fricked Kim Jong Sung on an all-access fearless leaderpass while everyone in Korea (there is no south, its made up by Japan perfidy) went into a paroxysm of orgasmic joy for my passing.

        Here's my proof:

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >there is no south, its made up by Japan perfidy

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I never got far with their games aside from Battletech which is probably the best strategy game in years. TW:Warhammer and Mount&Blade are the only things that I really play a lot that kinda resembles Paradox.

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    paradox fans have the most severe case of dunning kruger ever documented and they actively seek out morons so they can pretend to superior. there is no strategy game more simple than a paradox game, even civ 6 is more complicated and respectable. no american is getting filtered to this by the way because only hispanics and yuropoors still play these shitty games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Protip: You can detect the browns because their languages dont have capital letters and they think they're not important.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They also use the word they instead of their, don’t understand contractions, and think that plural words need an apostrophe.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is Ganker are you suggesting someone suffers worse than dunning Krueger than here? I can name dozens of anonymous who have masters degrees in being morons who only know just enough to be stupid heh. We're basically the best at taking surface knowledge and spreading it inch thin.
      In fact go on, ask me anything anon I'll be able to google it on wikipedia and rephrase the answer. Literally anything. We can't be beat :^)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you can learn any paradox game in an hour to the point of completely breaking it and these morons act like the games are the most complex thing ever. paradox games are the call of duty of strategy and normalgays only think they are hard because paradox fans are too stupid to explain the games. show me a paradox moron trying to play shadow empire or war in the east 2, you literally can't. they are too stupid to even play strategic command. the most entry level REAL ADULT STRATEGY GAME is several dimensions removed from the tiny brained paradox gay's comprehension. man this shit is depressing. i wouldnt care but paradox is so bad now there is not even any other excuse for playing the games other than being too stupid to play anything else. if you play their games, to me, that is admitting you are a moron who doesnt want to learn.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          oh wow.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is Ganker are you suggesting someone suffers worse than dunning Krueger than here? I can name dozens of anonymous who have masters degrees in being morons who only know just enough to be stupid heh. We're basically the best at taking surface knowledge and spreading it inch thin.
      In fact go on, ask me anything anon I'll be able to google it on wikipedia and rephrase the answer. Literally anything. We can't be beat :^)

      Reminder that the "Dunning-Krueger effect" is not what people think, which makes those who use the term fit the very accusation they are making about others.
      The "effect" is just the idea that the more people really know about a subject, the less they overestimate their actual ability. That's basically it, and by the way even that conclusion is not fully accepted.
      On the Internet people use the term meaning "dumb people think they know everything about a subject they don't understand", which besides not being a valid conclusion about the guys' study, ends up putting the people who use the term this way in the same situation, since they think they know what a study means when they are completely wrong.

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    crusader kings is literally the whitest game ever
    only white people play it

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Onlyfans link?

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just recently got into Hoi4 just to play the Fallout mod. And the start was not pretty, I can easily see it filter most anons, let alone normies.

    >Game doesn't even run right away on windows because folder access frickery you need to clear up even if you have windows defender turned off
    >Tutorial just tells you how to attack and throws everything in your face
    >still takes a few hours to actually realize how to go to war and the justification system. Don't even really realize the importance of air force or naval invasions until over a hundred hours later.
    >started the game with OWB instead of the base game so have to learn a different system entirely.

    Now that I put over 300 hours into, the AI is actually ridiculously stupid. It shows that atleast this game was designed around Multiplayer.

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mostly just like to map paint and see numbers go up. There is also a roleplay aspect to it that keeps me entertained.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I almost bought AoW4 but the UI and fonts used are so disgusting I didn't in the end.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I can see that. I'm enjoying it but I have a high tolerance for poor UI. I'm downloading Shadow Empire as we speak.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The old AoW games were so beautiful, don't understand what happened.
          It's too bad because the make your own race thing seems fun.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The old AoW games were so beautiful
            It's the modernization disease. I prefer AoW4 mechanically but the campaign left a lot to be desired. Art isn't the only issue.
            > make your own race thing seems fun
            Making your own race and then transforming them into abominations as the game progresses is ridiculously fun.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because they suck. almost every RTS game I've played is more fun and engaging than grand strategy map painters with 1000 sub systems that just amount to +10% buffs to this or that stat

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shits on subhuman commies
    >fricks white man
    is this peak asian femoid?

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >when you become so contrarian you defend North Korea, of all places
    You gays just have a raging boner for authoritarian shitholes, haven't you?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      north korea is best korea newbie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think one anon said NK was great or anything, just that the chick is an obvious grifter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even other NK escapees think she's full of shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Even other NK escapees think she's full of shit.
        Yeah, all the other ones, like… the guy that got shot 5 times and was malnourished and full of parasites. And… oh, that’s it.

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >paratard thread
    >its just third worlder europeans/brazilians squabbling over superficial /misc/ tier nonsense no one cares about like its a sports team and crying about america
    I am SHOCKED

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I came for the 4x discussion

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Same

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that a wax statue?

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do americans get filtered by grand strategy games?

    Because mericans don't have the mental capacity to play strategy games. They only play pew pew shooters. No need to think with shooters, just point and shoot.

    Leave thinking to koreans so they can play starcraft.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like playing map color simulators liek civilization but I get filtered hard when it comes to to EUIV

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you think about Americans 24/7? You seem to be awfully obsessed to the point of legitimate schizophrenia.

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CK2 is fun, I like collecting the bloodlines, I remember starting as a literal who nobody in francia to get the bloodline of the last merohingi guy and later getting the Karling blood. Next up is the blood of Attila. The good thing is I also get randomly elected emperor of the HRE.

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should I not feel sorry for anyone anymore since they're all likely a grifter?

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