Why do I ALWAYS end up making a Khajiit in TES games? >Morrowind? Khajiit. >Oblivion? Khajiit. >Skyrim? Khajiit.

Why do I ALWAYS end up making a Khajiit in TES games?
>Morrowind?
Khajiit.
>Oblivion?
Khajiit.
>Skyrim?
Khajiit.
I'm not a furry, I have no fursona, and I don't want to frick real cats.
What's wrong with me?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think it's cool. I always make a Nord warrior, not because I want to frick a buff viking but because I think they're cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just that I think they're cool (I do), but I have some weird underlying compulsion to make a khajiit every time.
      Also a hrothgar is FFXIV and a Charr in GW2.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You do have a fursona, it's that one khajiit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're a furry and you made a bait thread to get people to post khajit porn

      No, I'd know if I was a furry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick fursonas, /hmofa/ chads up in here. no more gay ass furries. were human men that frick khajjit they belong to us not furgays

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're a furry and you made a bait thread to get people to post khajit porn

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're a closet furry. A khajiit will end up being your first fursona.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 36 and married.
      Definitely not a furry.
      I'd know by now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chances are you're living a lie with your (boy)wife and hiding parts of yourself to appease her.
        You are choosing to represent yourself as an anthropomorphic character. Inevitably that is the core of being a furry. Even that cringelord up there that is broadcasting human men fricking anthros is less of a furry in that regard.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She knows I play as a khajiit?
          I'm not consciously hiding anything from her.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well I can't help you then if you don't want to reveal yourself and are already in denial, eh?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn't being a furry require identifying as an animal-person and/or wanting to frick animal people?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He hasn't exactly denied any of that. Nor could he. Since he makes his character an "animal-person."

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"I'm not a furry"
    Ok furry.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You just like the aesthetic of the khajit. Sort of like Redwall or Mouseguard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're even worse than a furry - you're gypsy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    argonian > khajiit

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Similar story, but I always make a female khajiit specifically. And I absolutely want to frick her.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're even worse than a furry - you're gypsy

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Khajiits make good stealth archers

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Khajiit are cute, I always appreciate finding M'aiq out on the road.
    I only play Orc male because le strong unga bunga greenman being a magic user is always funny, and their wives are god tier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me its J'zargo. Black person is too based to not forgive him trying to kill you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >and their wives are god tier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Post more orc women.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I used to love the Dunmer, because of Morrowind, but they kinda became pussies once they got their asses kicked one or twice.
      So Orcs are my new favorite. They constantly get their asses kicked, but they don't let it bring them down.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's hard to say without knowing more about you but it's possible you are drawn to more "unique" choices when presented with a range of options. Clearly among the humanoid choices presented in ES games the khajit and argonian are immediately distinct and separate from the other options.
    Consider other places in your life this may be observable. If you are dining out at a restaurant (with your imaginary wife) do you find yourself often selecting the most uncommon, unique, or "limited time" items on the menu? Same principle applies.
    There's probably an advertising mechanism here you could be prone to but I'm not familiar with it specifically.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I played a khajit in skyrim because I thought the models looked cool and the human models were kind of meh. Besides nothing is cooler than being a cat during the day and a werewolf during the night. dhahs

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Come to terms with the fact that you wish you were a Khajiit, it doesn't make you a furry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It objectively would make you a furry.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Huh, you're right.
        Ok OP, come to terms with being somewhat of a furry, it doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, but posting on Ganker does objectively make you a homosexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It objectively would make you a homosexual.

            Man frick you guys, this is what I get for trying to be nice.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >trying to be nice to a literal furry homosexual
              But why?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because if I am nice to a furry homosexual, maybe someday someone would dare to be nice to a paranoid schizophrenic loner like me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >thinking anything good could ever come from being nice to a furry homosexual
                You deserve what you get.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It objectively would make you a homosexual.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace the furryness

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What's wrong with me?

    You're a filthy gypsy and therefore sympathize with the Khajit's disgusting gypsiness

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not about you wanting to frick cats. It's about you wanting the cat to frick you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What if I desire no fricking involving cats what-so-ever?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then you might be a dog person.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I desire no fricking of any kind involving any animals other than humans, anon.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I ALWAYS end up making a Khajiit in TES games
    >I'm not a furry,
    you're a furry.
    /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >troony frog
      opinion disregarded, for being soulless garbage
      /thread
      fpbp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you're an avataring attention prostitute
      /reddit

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You are a filthy furgay and you should do whatever you like, I don't really care. Just do it far away from me

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