Why do people call Morrowind good?

>start game

>choose class (knight)

>find weapon (iron dagger)

>time to explore

>find scribb

>attack it

>miss

>it paralyzes me

>him and his buddies gank me

>i die

>people call this a classic

why the frick do people call this game good

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    morrowind is the pleb filter

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why the frick do people call this game good

    For nostalgia and autistic reasons.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >knight
    >(iron dagger)
    ngmi...

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    good meme

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're playing Morrowind as anything other than a Dark Elf Mage with the Atronach birth sign, you're doing it wrong.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >attacking an innocent scrib
    you deserve what you got

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      He just wanted some delicious jelly.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        He could have bought some from the local alchemist. That way he could get his jelly, not harm an adorable scrib, and support local businesses all at the same time.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Please, please, have mercy, little boy, for what is sport to you is suffering and death to us.

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why the frick do people call this game good
    Because it's the best TES? It's fine that you got filtered, you don't need to share your little homosexual tales

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      well the best TES dont mean much compared to the others TES it is competing

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when you didn't enjoy The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind and haven't told anyone in 5 minutes

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember back in the day when you'd read the manual in the car on the way home from the mall, pouring over every last detail and get absorbed into the world. You never did that, did you? Even 10 seconds to notice that short blade is incompatible with the Knight class

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure I never read the Morrowind manual, my attention was instantly diverted by the paper map.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU NEED TO READ THE TEXTBOOK BEFORE PLAYING THE GAME
      >boomers unironically

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy the widespread usage of obnoxious tutorials that your homosexualry has sewn, dipshit.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NO HOW COULD I MISS THE VENOMOUS SNAKE QUICKLY SLITHERING AROUND
    >HOW COULD HE BITE ME AND DELIVER A POWERFUL TOXIN?
    >HOW COULD I SLUMP AGAINST A TREE AS IT OVERWHELMS ME
    >AND HOW COULD SOME SCAVENGERS ROLL UP FOR AN EASY KILL

    Stop making shitty Morrowind bait threads every fricking day you incredible homosexual.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >choose class (knight)
    >find weapon (iron dagger)
    I too watched the 8 hour long video

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >using a dagger as a k***ht
    They give some gold to start with, buy an axe or sword, you know one of your major skills

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >buying an axe
      >he doesn't know about the stump
      OH NO NO NOOOOOOO

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It gets easy in an hour or so. You will miss the sense of danger when it is gone.
    After that the gameplay loop is walking around reading wiki articles.

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Play almost 20 year old game
    >"hey this sucks in the modern age, why cant it be like skyrim and handhold me :("

    0 IQ homosexuals like you are the reason games have sucked for the past 10 years.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Morrowind doesn't hand hold.
      They tell you the exact spot to start and walk you step by step how to get there.
      It is more led by the nose than handholding but close enough for govt work.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you talking about going to Balmora? Being stupid on purpose is not becoming, Anon.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          I am talking going anywhere. They take complete control of the entire operation. Fingers up the nose do what we say type control.

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again
    You can keep making threads shitting on Morrowind, I will still love it

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >walking down trail
    >guy falls from the sky
    >dies
    >i take his armor
    >find flight scrolls
    >cast one and use it
    >it kills me
    >boomers unironically call this "good game design"

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex you attention seeking prostitute

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >millennials dont know who icarus is

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't figure out you have to cast the second one just before your feet touch the ground

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You killed yourself by jumping.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally called "scroll of something flight" you Black person.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Should have bought a scroll of landing lol.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Good that they removed levitation if it's so fricking buggy and actually made weapons and shields usable.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              The scroll is not a levitation effect, it just fortifies your acrobatics by like 1000 points.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        So the game shows you a guy jumped and died and you use the same spell only to suffer the same fate.

        The logical conclusion is don't use this spell. That is poor design.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, the logical conclusion is to find a way to safely use it unlike the moron who taught you, by dying, that it isn't safe. Or you could just sell them off and let someone else deal with it. That is good design.

          If you get mogged by something stronger than you, the conclusion isn't "stay the frick away from those guys for all time." It's "Find a way to work around my weakness or wait until I'm stronger."

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Games that require thinking may not be suitable for you.
    Probably just stick to triple-A skinnerbox games.

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goes right for greentext insults.
    I think this is the fastest capitulation by moronwindgays in history.

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Combat isn't the problem despite everyone complaining about it. It's the story, which everyone tries to say is good, that's actually absolute rubbish.

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    this. Morrowind is a trash game that only appeals to nostalgiablinded boomertards

    Skyrim's where its at

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Combat isn't the problem despite everyone complaining about it. It's the story, which everyone tries to say is good, that's actually absolute rubbish.

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >knight
    >using a dagger

  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >*kills ordinator*
    >*sell gears*
    >*breaks the entire game economy*

  25. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be anyone
    >try fighting scrib
    >die
    >be redguard
    >use ooga booga rush
    >kill dagoth ur level 1

    What did Todd mean by this?

  26. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >573293630
    >selfie

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