Why do people hate the N64 controller?

>tight and precise stick and works great for games made for it

>great ergonomics and weight

>satisfying button layout

>king of both 2D and 3D

why do people hate it other than the third prong which actually functions very well

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >other than the third prong
    It's 99% the third prong. It's not that bad of an idea in abstracto but it required unlearning a lot of ingrained reflexes that were already well-established at the time.

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >greatest dpad ever
    >almost no games take advantage
    criminal

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who thinks the NES d-pad was bad can suck me.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I just found out about the 2nd control method in goldeneye where you can use the d-pad to move and the analog stick to look around. Good use of the d-pad as its like using WSAD on PC, very similar to a modern FPS control method all around.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Tony Hawk games take full advantage, the button layout pretty much just copies the playstation controller, which is a very good thing. Using the N64 joystick to play tony hawk gave me aids.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like having buttons called "C Right" etc. Yes that's enough to dislike the design.
    But yeah third prong. It was kind of weird to hit the L button when you're on prongs 2 and 3.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Name one game that requires L when holding 2 and 3.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Super Smash Brothers

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn’t L the same as R in smash?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          taunting is not required

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think I ever used the Dpad on my n64.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Used it in Mischief Makers and Fighters Destiny. It's actually a pretty good DPAD.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the awesome wrestling games on N64 (wcw/nwo, wrestemania 2000, no mercy) use the dpad extensively.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s absolutely great, until it stops working
    Also the thumb pad would benefit from having more area and a rubber grip

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like that Nintendo was 1 extra engineering crunch week away from someone fixing the design of the controller
      >Shunin, what if... we just place the analog on the lower inner side of the handle so the player doesn't have to do let go of one of the controller's handles?
      >Taro shut the frick up, which side would we even choose to place the single analog stick on? I knew I couldn't trust the new hire that didn't even get drunk on sake on his first meeting with the boss.
      They should've at least came up with the Gamecube controller before shipping the N64.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the new hire that didn't even get drunk on sake on his first meeting with the boss.
        shamefur dispray

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I like the N64 more than dualshock. Dualshock feels imprecise.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        And obscure the dpad? The point is nobody knew if 3D analog would catch on so dpad and stick were separated so as to let developers have a choice which to use.

        It turned out stick was the future and 99% of games used it. You're saying this shit in hindsight

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why do people hate it except it's flaws

    absolutely based moron

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    like a gamecube controller but with a big fat wiener in the middle
    how did they get away it it nintendo bros?

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't hate it, and I was exclusively a SEGA/Sonytard back in the day. But I had no problems with it playing with my friend's N64. That said, the Dual Shock design made it instantly obsolete, and it was kinda pointless to put a D-Pad in there when Nintendo heavily discouraged its use.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dualshock sucks ass

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's ever so slightly too small for adult hands, and the stick could use a rubber tip and more durable parts. That's all I have to say about it really. I actually really like the particular range of motion the stick has, and I think it's a shame everyone went with Playstation's design after that generation.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tight
    Sure thing, buddy.

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>tight and precise stick and works great for games made for it
    You know a controller is fricked when nowadays I can get maybe $10 more dollars on eBay just for saying its stick isn't completely fricked up

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because every other controller is better

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    why can't you accept the fact that it's mediocre at best?

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid I had 0 problems with it. As an adult with large hands it's extremely uncomfortable to use now.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol what? N64 is literally the controller for large hands. It's second to the duke in comfort

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if you're using the dpad. There's almost no space between my fingers when using the joystick. I deal with it, though.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          ahh i could see that
          i have weird ass spider fingers tho that are really skinny

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      man i remember my old roommate used to have the most bizarre modified-claw grip that he used for goldeneye and smash
      it was so fricking obscure i cant even accurately describe it
      practically non-euclidean

      id make fun of him, but he was actually pretty good, so wtf do i know?

      i have the opposite problem tbh
      as a kid i liked SNES controller and hated the N64 one
      now i cramp up due to how smol the SNES one is, while the N64 one is pretty decent imo

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The list really does go on...

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This thing is absolutely impossible to move exactly up/down or left/right.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You must have the hand eye coordination of a 90 yo with Parkinson disease

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The controller is great, but its got shit durability.
    once the joystick start to loosen, it becomes complete ass to use, and looses a lot of the precision that made it good.
    Also 2 of my 4 controllers have the issues with the C-buttons being somewhat stuck or tight

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    because OF THE FRICKING SHIT ASS DURABILITY
    >b-but it was the first anal-
    frick off with this nonsense, I've never seen a stick that loses its self-centering part like this

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      you ever taken one apart?
      pretty easy to see why. when you open it up, half the analog stick, and ground down bowl/support thing will pour out in tiny little plastic chunks.
      then theres the fact that the up/down gear that attaches to the stick will generally get bent out of shape (due to how often you hold up in 3D games)
      i reckon ninty did it on purpose in an effort to ship as many controllers as possible

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know the problem, the fact is Nintendo should have fixed it before shipping their controllers out

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          of course
          but they manufacture hardware
          and the N64 was the system where if you didnt own 4 controllers you were gay
          its a conspiracy mannnnnnn
          im also convinced that mario party was also a huge part of the conspiracy. it was literally designed to destroy controllers

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mario Party 1? 100% on that the entire SPIN THE STICK AS FAST AS POSSIBLE minigames utterly destroyed sticks And palms on purpose

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >king of both 2D and 3D
    name five 2D games for the N64

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      kirby
      yoshis island
      paper mario
      you can play donkey kong (arcade) in DK64
      ummmmmmm
      i give up

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Killer instinct
      Mischief makers
      Bangai O
      Yoshi's Story
      Rakuga Kids
      Bust a move
      Command and Conquer
      Clay Fighter
      Dr Mario 64
      Paper Mario
      Pokémon puzzle league
      Puyo puyo 64
      StarCraft 64
      Tetris 64/New Tetris/Magical Tetris Challenge
      Worms Armageddon

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's just become a meme to hate it by people that never even held one. My only real complaint is that the joystick feels weird coming back to it after playing on duel shocks for so long but I'm overly sensitive to joysticks in general

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just become a meme to hate it by people that never even held one
      im convinced of this too tbh
      i dont remember hearing anyone else i knew complain about it. considering it had some of the first 3D games i ever played on a console/with controller, i thought it was rather intuitive
      like the first time i picked up mario 64 it was just straight into the action
      same with OoT

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only legit problem is how loose the sticks become after heavy use and sometimes it can feel a bit cramped

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats a fair point
          if the only N64 controller you ever played was one that had already been MARIOPARTYD.com to death, it would undoubtedly leave a poor taste in your mouth

          when they were new, they had some of the snappiest sticks ive ever used

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            We’ll yeah I’ve still got a green one that snaps back so I’m glad that lasted but I’ve also got a grey one that loose

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a good thread to ask:
    What the frick do I do to have a decent controller on N64? My sticks are very loose. Do I rebuild the stick? Is there a decent 3rd party option? What option is closest to OEM in terms of performance?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can get a replacement stick chasis online, or you can open it up and fix it yourself
      if the latter, the main issues are the fact that the stick "sinks" into its bowl. this can be ghettorigged relatively easy by adding some plastic around the base of the stick, where it sits on the gears.
      the other big issue is that sometimes those gears themselves can become warped. its especially notable on the forward input since its such a common input, and if you open it up, youll see that gear is warped. if you heat it VERY slightly, you can easily bend it back into shape, and this will eliminate a lot of the play

      check vidrel

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The last time I held a N64 controller, it was too small to comfortably use.
    They're made for children's hands.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually more uncomfortable the smaller your hands are. It fits really comfortably in large hands.

  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tight and precise stick works great >made for it
    >great ergonomics and weight
    >satisfying
    >king of both
    What was OP really trying to tell us?

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