Why do people say gaming is an expensive hobby? A typical new AAA game is $60-70 for at least 30+ hours of content. A turkey can run up to $100+ and only give you ~30 minutes of enjoyment.
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>It's a food analogy
hes an amerilard, please be understanding
a jailbroken console or pirating games on pc gives you infinite entertainment for free
So does taking a Turkey from the local park
Are you stealing and fricking turkeys? wut
It's not illegal
Skill issue
pretty sure that having sex with a turkey, is pretty illegal son.
>he has turkeys in his area
i live in an orange state and have never seen a wild turkey in my life
Try going 10 minutes outside the city limit, gayboy I live in a light orange state and see them fricking everywhere.
frick you the only thing outside city limits is cows for 50 miles
turkeys are super skiddish. even out in the sticks its uncommon to just randomly spot them unless youre specifically hunting for them. exactly once in my life i saw a turkey in a suburban area and i live in a 200-350 state.
lol I'm in MA and there's a pack of 20 or so of these frickers that likes to roam on my work's parking lot, they don't really care about people and will just walk in the middle of the road
Turkeys be like "stay the frick out of Nevada"
>A turkey can run up to $100+ and only give you ~30 minutes of enjoyment.
A $100 turkey, roughly 80 pounds considering they're sold around a dollar a pound on thanksgiving, should give you at least 5 hours of preparation time, an hour of eating on thanksgiving, and countless extra hours for you to down the extra 78 2/3 pounds.
I really feel sorry for those who have aunts that can't cook.
My aunt aces thanksgiving every year turkey is perfect, the ham is glistening the homemade peach cobbler is golden.
>turkey
>80 lbs
did you buy them fricking alive and conjoined anon
Why an Aunt? Why not a mom so you can have her cooking every day and her based cooking genes?
Sounds like you were shot out of the wrong sister's vegana
My stepmom can't cook for shit and my biological mother left before I could call her tyrone
It's alright, better than having to clean up everything afterwards as opposed to after myself since they keep going 5 hours after I leave.
Not to mention I pretty much go back with 7 lbs of food since they insist
Couldn't ask for a better aunt. Never got food sick from her amazing meals.
80lbs holy frick lol something tells me you never do the shopping. Miniboss ass turkey
thats a big turkey.
It's considering the hypothetical idea that a turkey would cost $100, but I'll do you the favor if picking out the most expensive turkey I could find on walmart's website
Lol shook ass homie. Op showed a actual turkey running over $100 and your first instinc is snipe snipe snipe but you frick up and show your ass and now you cope.
I have no idea what you're trying to say, but I agree, turkey does taste good!
Did you not see the receipt on the OP image? It's literally $114
>roughly 80 pounds considering they're sold around a dollar a pound on thanksgiving
the label literally says $4.99/lb
Nobody's actually moronic enough to spend $5/lb on a turkey, they just put these out to make the other ones look cheap in comparison
if you want one that's raised without growth hormone, antibiotics, and corn product—and is injected with saline or spend it's life chained to the floor covered in its own faeces—yeah, you're paying five bucks a pound.
the suffering make the food taste better
why do you think life is so much suffering?
that's a hipster turkey. although anon has no idea how much a turkey weighs, he is correct that conventional turkeys are often sold for about $1/lb the week before thanksgiving
>"Buy" meal and eat
>Few hours pass
>Have to eat again but the meal isn't there anymore
You own nothing
>decide frick the system, dont buy turkey, dont eat
>die
The oven grid would fricking bend if not snap if there's 80 lbs on it goddamn.
If you could down a whole turkey in 30 minutes, you are a fat frick and the last thing you should be worrying about is video games.
Gaming is only expensive if you are a moron and enjoy eating turds
all the best games in existence are free
just throw a $20-$30 ham in the oven, cook some stuffing, mashed potatoes, and make gravy homie.
Can you really get good gravy out of a ham thoguh
Red eye gravy is pretty popular where I live.
>A typical new AAA game is $60-70 for at least 30+ hours of content
Well that's the same argument I have for (or rather against movies). A movie ticket nowadays is about $20 to watch 1hr and 30mins of something you might even hate! That's 1/3 of a video game that most likely you're going to at least enjoy somewhat, and if you hate it you can always sell it (assuming you buy physical copies) fast for like $30, maybe $25, which means you can even get about 50% of your investment back, unless you liked the game, in which now you have days and days to play it; you can even play it AGAIN. Trade it for another game. It's really not that bad of a deal and if they wanted to they could easily charge $100, $150 and people will pay it....and then of course we can have like a coupon day or something.
TURKEY IS A FRICKING SHIT MEAT IT'S SO GARBAGE
>HURR YOU JUST HAVEN'T HAD IT COOKED RIGHT
YES I FRICKING HAVE IT STILL SUCKS
Try smoked turkey
this, it's chicken but worse in every way and with consistency of rubber
>buy premium meme brand
>pay premium meme prices
it is out of stock. pretty sure that's a good deal. people can't be this moronic...right
The catcher is the date, it costed 155 bucks in 2020. So the guy bought the top shelf most expensive turkey he could find and post to twitter about it complaining about muh bidenflation.
Meanwhile normal ass people walk into a grocery store get a normal ass turkey for ~$1-1.15 a pound, even in a liberal hellhole.
There's a place down the street that hands out free turkeys to the poor. However, how it really works is that you pay someone $20 to stand in line or CHARGE $20 to stand in line, and then there's a bidding war in the parking lot where you try to sell your turkey for anything more than what you paid the person to stand in line. Of course the real money is charging someone to have you stand in line, handing off the turkey to someone else, getting the frick out of there and then let them undercut the competition. Fights break out all the time and someone even got shot a few years back.
It's located in exactly the kind of neighborhood you're imagining with exactly the types of people you're imagining.
who do people keep getting memed into having turkey every year instead of having fun and having a different type of family feast each year?
turkey is the different type of feast. theres 1 day a year i get to eat roast turkey.
Says who?
I don't, I buy games on sale for $20
Last time I checked you needed food to survive.
You can survive with beans and rice. a turkey is not basic cheap scraps.
it's really not that expensive. all the games I like can be found for free online
After 3 straight Thanksgivings of making turkey, I'm making lasagna this year.
my mom makes lasagna for Thanksgiving too, but my aunt also makes traditional turkey and ham.
I ONLY EAT PUSSY
the Chinese celebrate Thanksgiving? that's weird
>last thanksgiving was a year ago
WHAT THE FRICK
What do native americans think of thanksgiving? do they get drunk and hate themselves for allowing mutts to steal their lands?
Naw, they are too busy getting drunk every day and generally being red mexicans to care.
Holy shit where do you live? I got two of those for seventeen dollars a piece.
>Why do people say gaming is an expensive hobby? A typical new AAA game is free for at least 30+ hours of content. A turkey can run up to $100+ and only give you ~30 minutes of enjoyment.
FTFY.
I'll take the turkey too.
Wageslaves can be sustained to work at Amazon for undersized bigmacs without having to feed them games
just part and parcel of living in a biden economy
https://www.heb.com/product-detail/riverside-frozen-whole-young-turkey-16-20-lbs-avg-18-25-lbs/2184346
I can by starfield or I can buy 3 and a half turkeys. I think the latter is a better deal
This, but unironically. Just wait a few years, and most games get sales up to 60 percent or more, while older PC hardware holds great value for years. Gaming can be done on any budget.
Other hobbies can be much more expensive while older hobby-related items may actua'lt get rarer and more expensive over time.