Why do you hate it Anon?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bad game, simple as

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s my second favorite game of all time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's the first?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pikmin 2

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sex with Berri!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shame how very little she is even put to use in the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the smell.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. Thought deathmatch was fun. I still have my physical cartridge.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The framerate is all over the fricking place, even by Rare standards. They shouldn't have pushed for realtime shadows on everything.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like it but I don't believe that people who think "it's one of Rare's best" played it longer than 2 hours because that shit goes downhill the longer you play it easily making it one of their weakest 3D platformers. Multiplayer is pretty fun though. DKC3 is a better single player experience than BFD.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >that shit goes downhill the longer you play
      Explain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >starts forcing you to beat shitty minigames (common issue for later Rare games of that era)
        >starts becoming filled with mechanics that don't play on the strengths of what the beginning of the game sets up "here's some clumsy gun mechanics that feel worse than just being able to platform" "now go be a bat with shittier controls" "slowly guide this dumbass with tnt on his back"

        I just think it was too ambitious, they wanted to do too many ideas without giving it all the polish it needed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the controls aren’t bad you just are bad at it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Marathoned a longplay the other day and I noticed how it turns like 80% action/shooter 20% platformer at some point, basically becomes proto Ratchet & Clank and thats seems less fun. The first few hours of Conker are really great, think it goes to shit after the Poo boss ironically.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Watching a let’s play doesn’t count as actually playing the game, but yeah Conker doesn’t just turn into a shooter. Most levels change the gameplay often and this is throughout the entire game. You surf on lava at one point, at one point you are a bat, one point you have to throw knives at wires. It changes the gameplay all the time, this is a core mechanic of the game from the start. There’s a couple shooting segments, but it isn’t 80% of the end of the game, not even close. There’s a shooting mission followed by a tank mission in chapter 6 and in chapter 5 there is a 3rd person shooter segment for a tiny bit. that’s it. those are the only shooting parts. it’s actually only a small part of the game.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't recall the game getting worse as it went on, but it definitely had serious difficulty spike problems in select sections. The fricking end part of the Saving Private Ryan section with all of the lasers being one of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know what you are talking about, everytime I play through the game again, i’ve beat it multiple times, it gets better every time.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    slowwwwwww

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. The MP was some of the most fun I had as a kid.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only people who hate it were the ones that were to poor to buy it back in the day. One of the N64 games that aged the best

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the gameplay kind of sucks, but I still like it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still own the hard copy; Why would I hate it?
    [OH!...[spoiler]Mooooo~!/spoiler][/spoiler]

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That cow shitting did things to me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you just reminded me of that r34 sequence with the brap and scat versions

      That cow shitting did things to me.

      the part with the rat and cheese might've crossed wires somewhere..., and the big tittied sunflower..., and the architect rockwomen..., and the busty giantess from the colosseum....

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which sequence?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yeah. I already know this one. Just making sure. Pretty hot, man. I don't even like scat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keep Conker away from children, basically

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love it. Replayed it several times.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because like with every other Rare game, it was never good.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate it, it has its moments.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gameplay is just bad which is a shame because the story is great and jokes are entertaining.
    Bring me three cheese, bring me three corn, escort dino, underwater section with fans, the Kaizo teddy bear escape fricking hell it gets worse and worse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Marathoned a longplay the other day and I noticed how it turns like 80% action/shooter 20% platformer at some point, basically becomes proto Ratchet & Clank and thats seems less fun. The first few hours of Conker are really great, think it goes to shit after the Poo boss ironically.

      Because like with every other Rare game, it was never good.

      Because it's bad. Literally says so in the title.

      Conker’s Bad Fur day isn’t annoying or hard unless you are a mentally moronic pussy who can’t play any games whatsoever with any semblance of challenge. The control are actually great and mission variety is the best part about the game. suck my fricking dick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        controls*

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's bad. Literally says so in the title.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 years ago
    Billy

    Cause the gameplay sucks

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The game is great up until the end were it just turns into shitty disconnected movie references.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What it silly kid mascot drank beer and shot gun, lol sooo funny!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The humor in the game is genuinely funny.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't hate it, i hate the tank section is all.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The actual gameplay can be a little rough and unforgiving, occasionally repetitive at points to drag out certain sections. But it’s honestly one of my favourites, you’re never going to see another game with this charming, brash atmosphere. Gameplay wise too, linear platforming games aren’t really a thing. (Though I’ve been playing it takes two recently and it reminds me a lot of conker, just from that sort of throughline of challenges as the gameplay.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My dad was stupid and returned Turok for this on my 7th birthday, assuming the cartoon squirrel meant it was kid friendly. My brother and I spent the next few months singing about the Great Mighty Poo.

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