Why does Ganker love this company do much?
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Nintendo is the actual life support of this dying industry.
>tendies actually believe this
They sold their soul with the success of the Wii and they've been safe, milquetoast company ever since.
>worst of the, "big three" both quality wise and consumer wise
>puts out products for literal children that only sell because of nostalgic manchildren with zero standards and gets away with charging more for less than both microsoft and sony
>shit hardware
>no depth to their games, games hold your hand worse than sony movie games, games have baby-tier writing, shit graphical fidelity, less content, perform worse, sound worse, and fall behind every single industry standard
> "y-you don't understand, i-its fun because I grew up with these IP's!" Is the only fricking response to this ever
All those, "consoles are holding back gaming" shitposts are only ever true if you consider Nintendo and their shit eating fanbase.
Fricking brainrotted, gay. Go clap at a Marvel movie as they quip.
you must be a black homosexual
>worst of the big three quality wise
Alright, sorry I'm too busy purchasing the newest Sony handheld that connects to a PS5 without bluetooth, and their proprietary wireless protocol headphones.
>Puts out products for literal children and charges more for less and only rely on nostalgia
I've seen more toddlers buying PlayStation shit than Nintendo, plus, really? Sony raised prices worldwide, made games at 70 dollars the industry standard, and has been coasting on the PS2 goodwill and the third world for years
>Shit hardware
For the price? No it isn't.
>Games hold your hand harder than Sony movie games
I'm sorry anon, what the frick? Their last 2 biggest games were built on freedom of direction and little to no guidance, and they basically repopularized open world games.
>muh industry standard
Ah, you're mad there's not enough diversity and they're successful despite having 1080p resolution 30fps games, I get that.
Go suck a shotgun, every point you made is wrong.
Nintendo is objectively the most consumer friendly of the big three and you’re delusional if you think otherwise.
>Nintendo is objectively the most consumer friendly
>Nintendo
>most consumer friendly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Keep slobbering on that $60 20+ years sloppy "port" you moronic brand loyalist.
And you can keep slobbering for Sony's 'remastered' $70 ports of games that came out less than 3 years ago
>muh snoys
Cope morons. The last console I owned was a PS1, and it was over 15 years ago. You're braindead drones.
Post a pic of your PC.
Enjoy Last Of Trannies 2 Remastered LMFAOO
>slowest to embrace dlc and even now doesn’t release any for most games
>many that do have it for free
>last console manufacturer to do paid online and they do it cheapest
>last console manufacturer to bump up prices both when $60 became standard and now that they’re pushing $70
>most inexpensive hardware of the three
>the only console manufacturer not aggressively pushing digital and streaming cuckoldry
>never tried to kill used games with intrusive drm like microsoft did with the xbone and even sony had planned with the ps4 before quietly shelving it in the wake of xbone’s backlash
>don’t need to connect your switch to the internet just to make it work out of the box
>best repairability of the big three with all of the hardware easily able to be opened up unlike sony and microsoft who deliberately make the controllers difficult to open
>least censorious of the big three on third parties
Keep being delusional I guess.
>of the big three
>look my piss is better than your shit
All consoles are cancer, end of story.
>worst of the, "big three" both quality wise and consumer wise
Raising the price for their subscription and the latest moronic gimmick they released for their stupid fanbase to comsoom
>puts out products for literal children that only sell because of nostalgic manchildren with zero standards and gets away with charging more for less than both microsoft and Nintendo
Yes you cannot loose at their QTE and their "games" autoplay themselves.
>shit hardware
Yes any PC is tronger than that overpriced box.
>no depth to their games, games hold your hand worse than sony movie games, games have baby-tier writing, shit graphical fidelity, less content, perform worse, sound worse, and fall behind every single industry standard
See point 2 also Sweet Baby Inc.
> "y-you don't understand, i-its fun because I grew up with these IP's!" Is the only fricking response to this ever
Again stupid fanbase
>All those, "consoles are holding back gaming" shitposts are only ever true if you consider Sony and their shit eating fanbase.
Fricking brainrotted, gay. Go clap at a Marvel movie as they quip.
>Go clap at a Marvel movie as they quip.
>Go clap at a Marvel movie as they quip.
Ironic don't you think? As if you can think seething mandril
they are the only ones who make fun games instead of moviegames and slotmachines
this, unironically
Hilariously, dumbasses claim Nintendo's "holding the industry back."
From what? Death? Yeah, they are.
And they will save it AGAIN when it crashes again.
>the company that forever withdrew from the home console market after continuous failures is the life support of this industry with a 12yo hardware that can't play 90% of the best games of the past 10 years
>saved consoles from ET
>saved consoles from Flopspoken
It'll save consoles from 900gb three hour game shooters too
>imagine being absolutely mogged by a 12yo hardware that can't play 90% ofbthe best games of the paat 10 years.
The absolute state of sony and co.
They're the only video game company.
Nintendo's hardware and software has shaped the industry for 40 years. Imagine the absolute fricking state of the gaming landscape without them.
This. They revived gaming after Americ**ts killed it and have been singlehandedly carrying it on their back ever since.
I imagine a utopia on pc without the existence of consoles.
I used to. I hate what they've become more than anything.
they're money grubbing wiener suckers jammed up their own ass now. still better than the rest though
they're less pozzed than everyone else
they make videogames while the rest shits out israeli movies and rollslop
this understandably makes Ganker very angry since it's mostly composed of brown subhumans who unironically play gacha games
yep
precisely
the hate actual fun videogames get on this board while the rest of the board is filled with coomer shit and bbc/ntr/white cuck shit is exactly that
poop colored subhumans glorifying shitty phone games they play and fantasizing about fricking underage white pussy
The video games they make aren't very good though.
>Mario Wonder is just NSMB with a shiny new coat of paint
>ToTK was disrespectful, over-glorified DLC
>Fire Emblem Engage and Xenoblade 3 were trash
>Splatoon 3 was essentially incomplete on launch and suffered a content drought
>The Mario movie was painfully mediocre and the upcoming Zelda flick is sure to be a disaster thanks to the hacks involved in it
>Animal Crossing New Horizons was trashed and abandoned
>While Pokemon S&V wasn't entirely on them, they still produce the games and let this garbage slide
>they treat their fans like trash whenever they're given the opportunity to do so via legal issues or fan projects
>ToTK was dlc
Post immediately disregarded, please try to play the games you shitpost about. It's easy to weed morons out since they cling to arguments made by their favorite ecelebs.
It was.
>same map
>same basic narrative - but somehow even worse
>final boss just sits there and spams fire balls while you pop his zits, very similar to the final fight in BOTW
>menu scrolling and UI are so intrusive that they actively hinder the enjoyment of the game
>building mechanic is tedious, negates much of the exploration that made aspects of BotW great, and has terrible controls and UI
>combat is still the same dogshit, with the same piss-easy enemies and doesn't offer enough new enemy types to warrant a 6-year development cycle.
>rewards are still shit, balance is still a mess
>difficulty in combat and puzzles can be abused with cooking + using repetitive gimmicks to bypass zaid puzzles (looking at you, Fire Temple)
>atrocious (and cheap) 4Kids-tier voice acting
It's trash and I'm happy I'm finally seeing people leave their honeymoon phases and coming to similar conclusions on social media.
>I haven't played the game and I will make a prolonged post showcasing this
Neat, you're free to not interact with any of the systems you find tedious, by the way, and you're also free to experiment. Also, no one except your clique of morons (and Jim Sterling, fricking lmao) is "waking up".
>i-it's good if you ignore the shit parts!!!
You're brown and you live on Ganker shitposting about Nintendo games while playing gacha shit like Genshin or BA
weaponised nostalgia for americans
Nintendo is like the father that kids with brown hands wish they had.
Saar, saar do not insult people for color of their skin saar, we indians enjoy Sony PlayStation Saar.
They actually make videogames. Their games have no forced walking/talking sections, no political messaging, and no micro transactions or battle pass bullshit.
I thought I hated videogames until I bought a Switch and realized I wasn't even playing videogames before.
i don't
• Completely ruin someone's life by taking 30% of their future paychecks at age 50, even after serving a prison sentence, who wasn’t even the main hacker but a “public voice and prinipal salesperson”
• Slippi (Smash Melee Netcode Mod) cease and desist, canceling tournament over the requirement for players to stay at home during the COVID-19 pandemic
• Etika Joyconboyz design charity DMCA because they had “Joycon” instead of “Joy-Con”
• Limited time games for who the frick knows why (3D All Stars & Mario 35)
• Fan game shutdowns (AM2R, etc. just shut down when it released, good timing, Mario Royale that got cloned by Nintendo and then shut down afterwards anyway)
• Fan mods shutdowns (Kaze, BOTW multiplayer, SM64 online, Game Jolt)
• Fan video shutdowns (DidYouKnowGaming, Boundary Break, Vinesauce Mario 64 Chaos edition, Pointcrow BOTW, Project+)
• Shutting down fan tournaments in both Smash and Splatoon
• 2023 Shockingly strict tournament rules
• Hacking tools DMCA
• Club Nintendo being canceled, discarding any points that was left over at the end.
• Lacking hardware power, especially evident in the Switch, where areas in BOTW & TOTK can go down to 20 FPS and below.
• Mishandling old franchies like Earthbound (still no Mother 3 translation), F-Zero (one new game in 20 years), Pokémon (extreme lack of quality), and Metroid
• Lowering the price of the newly (5 months) released 3DS with ~32% and just giving the original buyers some ROMs.
• Removing game soundtracks with no way of listening to them officially anyway except for limited edition CDs only sold in Japan
• Now removed ridiculous Creator’s Program that had very odd revenue share and restrictions put up if you wanted to publish videos of Nintendo games
• Joycon drift not being acknowledged until 2023, and a big lawsuit being put on them.
• Amiibo and Mini consoles artificial scarcity, creating a black market with scalpers
>I don't understand terms of service, the post.
Just have a nice day if you're poor and can't follow rules.
>Dumb consumer
>Puts the blame on company.
Read the terms of service, homosexual!
you dont look like that jamal
stop larping as white
>Why does Ganker love this company do much?
Because Ganker is full of moronic zoomer manchildren and nostalgia ridden decrepit boomers with the shittiest taste imaginable. Nintendo has never made a single good game and is one of the main cancers plaguing the industry. Frick Nintendo and frick their loyal tendie goyslaves.
Why are snoys so psychotic I wonder?
>snoys
Nice deflection you mentally disabled console warring Black person. Frick all consoles and frick all consoleBlack folk, they're the main reason why gaming died in it's inception.
Gaming was made with consoles, historylet, if it was relegated to PC it would've never expanded the way it did, or is there some elaborate cope to identify the Atari 2600 as a PC?
>Gaming was made with consoles
Might explains why it's always been garbage then. Every game ever made is made using a PC. Every "console" ever made is an underpowered budget PC with locked OS made specifically for tech illiterate troglodytes like you. Don't ever forget that you moronic zoomBlack person.
>Every game ever made is made using a PC
What does this have to do with anything? Every movie ever is made using actors performing a scene on a stage, so I guess movies are inherently garbage and people should only watch plays. Most entertainment media is made using techniques and technology than the way you consume it, you mongoloid.
>What does this have to do with anything?
Everything. You're a moronic consolecuck subhuman consuming a shitty subproduct made for the lowest common denominator and thus propagating trash, tech illiteracy and moronation. You and every other console subhuman. have a nice day for the betterment of everyone who isn't moronic.
Please go compile a method to have a nice day, moron.
stop replying to the nig
its probably a poopskinned subhuman who doesnt even play games but only comes here from pol to shit up this board as well
>t. seething console subhumans mad at being told out
I own a gaming PC, I just think having a seething hatred for a video game company because they make actual videogames and not diverse interactive movies is moronic.
>I own a gaming PC yet choose to play console trash for children with down's syndrome
Kill self moronic Black personhomosexual.
Bahaha keep seething, I'll keep having fun with games anon.
>verification not required
Reminder that video games are made for consoles and PC Black folk have to port beg or hope for broken shitty emulation. Without consoles PC Black folk would have nothing to play but Farmville knockoffs.
No PC game is ever optimised and usually runs far worse than console versions. $5000 down the shitter to have an objectively worse experience than a $500 console.
This is why PC Black folk spend all their time on Ganker and jerking off to hentai pedo porn rather than playing video games.
reminder that there is a discord group filled with poopskin subbumans who do nothing but spam the site with white cuck crap
https://looksmax.org/threads/deathnic-who-makes-animated-bbc-porn-gets-doxxed-bails-after-getting-reported-to-bangladeshi-authorities.484685/
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/445080855/
What's there not to love? They've been making great video games for the last 40 years and they're the least pozzed video game developers out there despite all the efforts from leftoids to infiltrate them.
All their games are free on PC
the handful of nintendo game threads this board gets are very quickly flooded by poopskin subhumans who play gachashit and then cry about some janny boogeyman who apparently deletes their gachashit threads
I'm almost certain they're behind the porn spam and NTR/interracial shit in Pokemon, Zelda, FE, and Xenoblade threads
looks like the gachanig is already here
they are
some have even applied to be jannies now, so expect the board to get even worse
I believe it, I saw 6 threads up at once a week ago about the Asuna prostitute from BA
gacha SEAmonkeys have two boards and they all shit up Ganker
As shit as they are, their competition is somehow even worse.
they still make games
Discordtroony thread
what is it with gays on this board who dont even play videogames but think their opinion matters?
anyways, pretty excited for the next gta reveal, switch 2 reveal, and multiple fun games on the horizon
2024/2025 are gonna be great
am*rican morons are like that
>third worlder hates Nintendo
Like clockwork.
>oh no god please no he's talking about nintendo games on Ganker - Video Games again, I can't fricking take this anymore. no no no please I can't take it anymore
3rd workers should be blocked from posting on Ganker and only allowed to post on /vmg/ since they only play phone games and can't afford a PC or console
poopskin seethe over nintendo for the past 7 years has been very amusing
>poopskin seethe over nintendo
But the shelf is full of PlayStation games? More PS games than Nintendo games...
Cope pootendie
Discordsister delete this post, it's backfiring tremendously
>guy clearly has PS2, PS3, PS4, and Switch games on the shelf
>plus PC
>Gankerermin proceeds to insult his skin color because brown guy has more games than him
Let me guess, is it because of your $120,000 student debt?
kek brownoid tendie subhuman seething
You didn't try to refute my claim. 🙂
>:)
yup you're fuming alright
>>I own a gaming PC yet choose to play console trash for children with down's syndrome
>Kill self moronic Black personhomosexual.
>tendie manchild calling anyone else a "big baby"
The pinnacle of irony.
gonna cry?
>being so moronic you cant see how fun Nintendo is.
Ack yourself
A good portion of Ganker posters are underage
kek so it is indeed a poopskin
he got triggered so hard over being called out for being a poopskin nintendo hater
I'd rather play baby games than have lgbhiv+ and blm homosexualry shoved in my face
>I'd rather play baby games
>rather
As if you have a choice, tendie kid. You don't possess the facilities required for anything more complex than mario.
>>I'd rather play baby games
>As if you have a choice, tendie kid. You don't possess the facilities required for anything more complex than mario.
>You don't possess the facilities required for anything more complex than mario.
TotK runs rings around your favorite game. No developer will ever even attempt a game this complex.
>Havok
>mind boggling physics
Nice meme, I laughed. Max Payne 2 and TES Oblivion are more technically impressive games than TikTok Tear of the Tendies.
Absolutely SEETHING.
Keep going.
>Josh Scherr
>USC School of Cinematic Arts
>Cinematic animation lead
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>Ganker troon screeching from his bedroom
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>tendietroon redditor seething and dilating
Literally no developer can compete with Nintendo. The have TWO GOTY contenders in a year flooded with amazing games.
Why are Nintendo so much better than everyone else?
>tiktok troonbot goes back to his spamming routine
>BTFO
>can't refute reality
>screeches on Ganker from his bedroom
lmao
>t.
>immediately resorts to wojaks
I win
Reminder:
Tendies are INSANELY insecure. Nintendo's insistence on using 10 year old hardware and cultivating a kiddy image, combined with the lowwr price compared to other platforms, has made them into a joke, to both consumers and third party devs.
Tendies were relentlessly mocked and seen as lame gays during their formative high school years, leading to their massive inferiority complex.
>w-we don't NEED Dark Souls and Final Fantasy!!! Super Duper Bing Bing Wahoo - Very Special Kids' Edition is much much better!!!
>Tendies were relentlessly mocked and seen as lame gays during their formative high school years, leading to their massive inferiority complex.
This. Tendies never had a proper childhood so they cling to daddy Nintendo for cheap and pathetic substitution. Sad story, really.
>Not the first post from this IP
wait isnt Dark Souls and like 14 FF games on the Switch?
Nintendo appeals to kids because their games have bright colourful graphics and inoffensive content.
Nintendo also appeals to adults because adults just want to play fun and engaging unpretentious games and Nintendo generally make the best video games in the world - with a level of design and craft which can only be appreciated by an educated adult mind.
The grey area is the teens and young men, who struggle with identity and maturity. They shun anything which may appear "child-like" because of their own insecurities, while holding on to a bafflingly hilarious belief that video games are a medium capable of delivering deep, insightful musings on the human condition, naunced storytelling and non-cringeworthy voice acting. They will quickly latch onto the most infantile manifestations of "mature" content to validate their own sense of adulthood.
>Oooh it has boobies and violence and swearing.
>Ooooh its dark and gritty... like my soul.
>I am a mature gamer playing mature games.
It doesn't matter to them that these games play like shit or have terrible basic game design.
A quick look at any Best Games Ever list and - without fail - the Top 20 will always be completely saturated with Nintendo titles
Holy shit KEK
Another way the tendieturdie insecurity complex manifests itself is by reflexively calling other games "edgy" or "pretentious". morons tend to belittle things they can't understand are afraid of, it's a way to try to bring them down to their level, as can be seen in this redditspaced post
Tendies are mentally and emotionally stunted manchildren, since they only engage with media made with a lower cognitive level (that of children) in mind.
Not all hope is lost, though. You can still free yourself from this prison
terraria is a shitty cinematic slop game
I disagree, but if you want to summon acgay you just need to name him.
AC6 is a shit 8 hour game with waifus and cutscenes
>Nintendo makes video games
>Why does Ganker - Video Games love this company do much?
I wonder if that gay is saving those trans pictures so he can shitpost on Ganker, or because he needs a fap material. Or both.
seethe and cope tendietroon
ywnbaw
I know. And you will never be a man, so I guess we're even.
>the schizo that shits up Nintendo, MH, and persona threads is here and dumping his shitpost folder
lol
>seething tendietroons out themselves in droves
lmfao
They still make good games.
Because they haven't had a string of colossal frick ups, killing them. Say what you will, but I've never had any REAL 5/10 this game sux problems with their 1st party titles since 1985. They want to make fun games, not be corp buttholes like Sony or MS.
And they have been gaming since 1981 and never stopped. Xbox is looking to drop console making and Sony is always 1 second away from grabbing film cameras. Mario will still be Mario in another 50 fricking years.
Pretty much because they're the ones that still put out actual good games, hence why people are always eager to pirate them and make threads about nsp leaks.
they release finished games
It's less that I love israelitetendo and the Switch, and more that they're LITERALLY the only ones who don't repeatedly shit the bed. What are my fricking options?
>impossibly moronic anti-consumer, pozzed Japanese-in-name-only company that rapes its impossibly moronic consumer base filled with literal troons, has no games, and makes literally nothing you care about
>impossibly moronic anti-consumer American company that rapes its impossibly moronic consumer base filled with dudebros, literally has no games (also on PC), and makes literally nothing you care about
>competent company that made a handheld that completely misses the fricking point in being a handheld as it's bulky and overpriced, is useless if you own a PC/laptop, and is only of worth if you're a third-worlder poorgay pirate that seethes at israelitetendo all the time so most of Ganker
If you think pc in general isn't a viable alternative and dump on the deck with reasons like that, you do in fact love israelitetendo.
Ganker hates video games and wants the hobby to die. All there is to it.
They are the only console manufacturer who is all in on vidya. Even their recent film efforts stem from their vidya IPs. Sony and MS are megacorps who have their fingers in a lot of other pies, but Nintendo lives and dies by vidya. Sony and MS are likelier to be influenced by soulless corporate decisions that make their console irrelevant if it means more short-term profit. Valve is also full vidya but their game output is very lacking in comparison.