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Why does Ganker hate it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker here. I don't.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen anyone here shit on it. The only people who do are Sonic Team themselves (and their diehard loyalists).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen threads where people say the original levels are overly long clusterfricks and that it just rehashes Genesis levels for the rest. I don't really agree with this take, but I've seen it multiple times.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I love the game but some of the stages feel a little long
        Flying battery zone especially

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's the best sonic game, there's nothing to hate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nothing to hate
      I don't like Press Garden Act 1's OST. I feel like it needs a bit more "you're in a newspaper printing factory" feel to it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Studiopolis Act 2 did the best job at giving that breaking news broadcast feel. The beginning is amazing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >nothing to hate
          I don't like Press Garden Act 1's OST. I feel like it needs a bit more "you're in a newspaper printing factory" feel to it.

          I hope if they ever make a new Sega racing game Press Garden makes it in as a track. Imagine racing through with Kiryu and suddenly a newspaper with "Goro Majima destroys local business in Kamurocho!" flies by. It'd be an easter egg wonderland. But yeah, probably with the Studiopolis songs.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Is iy pronounced Study-ah-polis or studio-polis?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Neither. It's studi-opolis

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Is iy pronounced Study-ah-polis or studio-polis?

              Hidrossity chads where we at?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Right here bro, it's studio-opolis.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Meh trop olis. Sand op olis. Not Metro polis or Sando polis

            So it's Studi op olis.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Perhaps, it does sound more like a factory in a ice forest level wasn't exactly the original idea with the music in mind
        Likely because pic related is how it went down

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I gotta admit when you break out of the factory and find its a japanese snow level I genuinely smiled. Sad that no trace of Act 1's factory remains for Act 2, though, since the whole "Press" aspect of it was pretty fun.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody with any sense would shit on mania. You should try saying SA2 is shit when you bait next time, that'll catch some fish

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that hedgehog.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No one does, homosexual

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm Ganker actually and i confirm it's shit because sonic mechanics were never good

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does SoJ hate it?

    fify

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker seems to enjoy it. I, however, feel like it represents the Arin Hanjobian and the Reddit crew's revisionist history on the origins and strengths of Sonic. Most notably, the Westside notion of Sonic being a family friendly Mario clone who's gimmick is only going fast is a great lie. Sonic is actually the allophysical manifestation of the Platonic Sigma Male, who goes his own way and which brings about the Jesus rebellion alliance on the four corner axiomatic compound grid. His games are in many respect, vanguard, trying new things his adversaries wouldn't dare, with Sonic 06 being one of the most misunderstood yet kino experiments of all time. Sonic Mania represents the opposite of this, it represents complacency, a retreading of old, very much beta male energy and CalArts animation which makes the experience to a sigma male like me alienating and insulting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get a similar experience from something like after the sequel. It's not great.

      doesn't matter if you are joking this is almost completely accurate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No its fricking not moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the gayest post I've ever seen anyone write about anything but the one kernel of truth in there is that there has been a revisionist lens pointed at the Classic series for some time now. The modern depiction of classic sonic is a wholesome and quirky cute character with a bit of sass, rather than someone designed in a lab by a marketing team to be 'mario if he edgy'

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it however it just made the sonic fan base more obnoxious

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think its in a weird position where its good, its a good platformer, but the fact that it was followed up by Sonic Team fricking it up royally with Forces has elevated it to an unreasonable status.
    People complained about modern Sonic sucking for a long time. Suddenly there's a good game in the series that utilizes classic gameplay. Now the jap team that fricked things up a trillion times fricks up again with a modern game. It all plays into the narrative too well.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    e celebs like it

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because most people enjoy it. It makes the Gankerirgin feel like "le independent thinker" to be a contrarian.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's either just buttblasted Modern/Adventuregays still seething at the fact that their game was shit compared to Mania, or garden variety Ganker contrarians.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DIE PEDO DIE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie gonna say forces

      No adventure gay in their right mind would say Forces is a good game you strawmanning moronic wienersucker. Forces is a mediocre piece of fricking shit that pleased neither classic pedos or adventure chads.

      [...]
      What is the best sonic game then?

      That's subjective. But SA1, 2, Heroes, Shadow and Unleashed are 100x better than Mania.

      There is nothing wrong with it, it's a good game that I had fun replaying. Nobody hates it. There are people who hate what it has done to the fanbase though.

      True. I mean, it's not a bad game, but what it's done to the fanbase is horrible. The moronic classic gays have gotten all uppitty and arrogant, saying stupid shit like "BEST SANIC IN 20 YEERS!". Because of this, it would have been better if the game never released at all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOU WERE FRICKING RIGHT LMAOOO

        Watch him say SA2

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pfffft. Every single time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Heroes, Shadow and Unleashed are 100x better than Mania
        Up against the wall, please.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Heroes, Shadow and Unleashed are 100x better than Mania.
        You don't actually believe this. I get Heroesbabies liking their first videogame ever more but Shadow? Come on, man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Heroes, Shadow
        Argument discarded

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't recall Mania having extremely bad collision detection on average, half ass classic physics like the Adventures had, forced combat like in Heroes, Shadow and Unleashed, and literal fricking slow down like in Unleashed.

        Just stick to Frontiers homosexual, and frick off out of my Mania thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Shadow
        Biggest bait of all time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit you are so salient, keep it up alpha male.

        >Shadow
        Biggest bait of all time

        Being masculine is not bait, irony poisoned redditors cannot understand.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what a Black person your are holy shit

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What is the best sonic game then?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch him say SA2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie gonna say forces

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rush Adventure

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only good sonic game since 3&k

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing wrong with it, it's a good game that I had fun replaying. Nobody hates it. There are people who hate what it has done to the fanbase though.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Proof that people here are contrarian ironic freaks that can only jerk off to so-bad-it's-good lolcow schizo shit.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only boostgays hate it. Sonic mania has one problem (reuses old stages too much) but its still the best sonic game weve had in years.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker doesn't.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Ganker is a place for contrarians to spout inflammatory, incorrect opinions without fear of being tied to their hot takes.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont hate it, its just overrated. Too much reused content. People are fricking crazy about it because the rest of modern Sonic games are that bad.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >than all fo you.
    post discarded, smooth brain.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >LMAO REMEMBER GREEN HILL ZONE?
    >LMAO REMEMBER CHEMICAL PLANT ZONE?
    >LMAO REMEMBER FLYING BATTERY ZONE?
    >LMAO REMEMBER STARDUST SPEEDWAY?
    >LMAO REMEMBER ROBOTNIK'S MEAN BEAN MACHINE?
    >LMAO REMEMBER METAL SONIC?
    >LMAO REMEMBER THOSE TWO IRRELEVANT CHARACTERS FROM THAT ONE ARCADE GAME?
    >LMAO REMEMBER THE THREE LITERAL WHOS FROM A FIGHTING GAME NOBODY PLAYED?
    Mania is nostalgiabait the game. Filled with memberberries for boomers

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