Why does Hell have the hottest girls?
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Why does Hell have the hottest girls?
Why does Hell have the hottest girls?
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because heaven needs the strongest champions
she was far more attractrive as a white woman in the early access versions
No she wasn't, contrarian moron
you dont have a penis
She really was. I think it's the eyes. And maybe the horns.
>I think it's the eyes. And maybe the horns.
Yes, they make her look much hotter than a generic white woman #73463274623674
Sounds like Hell propaganda to me.
Demons deceive the senses
It's like that on earth too. Art hoes are hottest, but are all mentally unstable and going to hell.
Because you know demon chicks frick. And sexy angels just want you to pray with them and marry them first.
I'm glad life isn't like some movie where some evil demon or evil Chinese spy or frick it even an alien is sexy enough to make my dick flinch. I'd sell out humanity so goddamn fast for new pussy it's insane.
>Because you know demon chicks frick.
She's literally the one romance scene where you don't actually frick, lmao.
... Well shit. But I stand behind the logic that this is why it's a popular trope to have sexy villains.
wait you don't get to penetrate the demon pussy? what does she do, mock you until you cum?
Acquire taste
Easier to tempt mortals.
Having a fat balding slob try to seduce people to give up their souls probably wouldn't have as much success.
>Anezka from Vampire: The Masquerade - Redemption
>claims she can't allow herself to love the protagonist because she is married to God
>"I love the protagonist and must find him, even if it means getting involved with diabolic forces!"
Was the godly part just her playing hard to get?
It's just woman moments™.
Someone once said that whatever a woman says, just add "right now" to that sentence.
So, "I'm married to God... right now" is technically true.
>m.jpg
>dark grey skin of a cold statue
>eyes like a body-modifying mentally ill person
>random gills on her neck, which would make kissing her neck feel horrible
>wings would make spooning in bad impossible
>horns would constantly get in the way, hit you in the teeth, when you are taller than her
Pic related is the ideal woman according to demongays.
But the wings will make for much better hugging.
>when you are taller than her
You won't be, Mizora is about the same height as Karlach
Whats wrong with some romantic horn holding?
I think it's the horns
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>the hottest girls
That succubus thing is hot if you've spent all your life in a monastery without seeing any women.
You may have had the semblance of a point, then you attached that image.
>Why do all the narcissistic prostitutes go to hell?
Gee, I dunno.
>old hag: :I
>old hag but with horns and red eyes: :O
maybe because you didn't had sex since forever and consider 4/10 and lower as hot
Stop watching tranime before it has rotted your brain completely
I don't watch anime and I still don't find postwall women worthy of my attention.
Go outside sometime and have other woman contacts than porn and idealized fictional characters.
I did. Was not impressed. My imagination is better.
>old hag 🙂
>old hag with horns and red eyes 😀
Fixed it for you
This thread is filled with homos
You should feel right at home, then.