Literally paid him and Norman Reedus a whole bunch of cash to hang out, like unironically a big portion of the snoy money Hideo blew was probably spent hanging with these dudes. Not sure if absolutely moronic or just based.
Mads did an interview and apparently it was bonding at a pub over watching a handball game that got Mads to really like Kojima. It was one of those little videos Kojima studios used to put out if you want to watch.
Here's the video about how they meet and introduced by Refn. Kojima and Mads watch the Olympic Handball Final, Denmark vs France, in a UK pub, and the two bond since then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0otXs1LGcp4&t=4s
Here's the video about how they meet and introduced by Refn. Kojima and Mads watch the Olympic Handball Final, Denmark vs France, in a UK pub, and the two bond since then.
Handball is a thing in Japan? Surprised anyone outside of Europe gives a shit seeing as only Europe ever makes it any far at all, and since asians are smaller on average it's no wonder they have trouble keeping up.
Yeah it's a small sport.
Guess I'm biased since I used to be really good, like on an international level, but decided to go for an education in soience instead.
Because why not have a rich Japanese friend. Even if you don't care much about him, it's a great in for the country.
Imagine the exclusive clubs he has access too.. and yeah mads doesn't need help with his status but the language would be a barrier doing it on your own or alwardly with some translator
no, there's something wrong with his fist, it's comically over-sized. maybe it's a genetic defect, or he's just one of those people who somehow develop gigantic hands when older?
This guy is so overrated I've taken to calling my bowel movements "Kojimas." I tell my friends I have to take a massive Kojima and that I'll be right back, for example.
It's fun to have an eccentric creative friend who literally doesn't shut the frick up and you can bounce ideas off of. I bet Kojima has a million things to say about dinner which doesn't sound like a bad way to spend an evening.
>keeps telling Mads he isn't gay, that he invented the camera and that once you recognize the reason for her exposure you'll be ashamed of your words and deeds
I donno anon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_men%27s_national_handball_team
they're shit at it
Not like I can talk shit, Norwegian mens handball fricking sucks mega giga wiener while womens win literally everything.
Unironically what the FRICK were you doing in High School if you DIDN'T make friends
I put in literally no effort, went to exactly 1 (one) party because I was forced to go, and still came out of High School with a bunch of friends, of both genders, and even around people I weren't friends with I was still 'known'.
Not him but my family moved around a lot in the country, so it was a bit difficult to make connections with other people when I was younger. And it's harder to maintain those connections when you live move somewhere else. Some people just don't get the opportunities to form relationships because of life circumstances unfortunately.
bonds are literally created by being in a single room with the same people repeatedly and talking to them from time to time
go to like a pottery class or some shit for a while, you'll make friends
Unironically what the FRICK were you doing in High School if you DIDN'T make friends
I put in literally no effort, went to exactly 1 (one) party because I was forced to go, and still came out of High School with a bunch of friends, of both genders, and even around people I weren't friends with I was still 'known'.
>being a uggo makes u unwanted
It's not like I'm some demigod. I had a lot of acne too in high school. Just a skinny kid who took a bunch of science classes and cracked jokes.
Unironically, if you have charisma/you're funny, even if you're a 2/10 you can easily come off as atleast an 8.
That being said.. if you DON'T have charisma and you're not funny. Yeah you're probably fricked
>being a uggo makes u unwanted
not true. You just have to open your mouth and talk to people when the opportunity arises. Eventually you'll run into people you're compatible with and become friends
Any level of interest in anything. Offline is better as it allows your general dispositions (vibe) to interact with one another but online is fine too. Keep the interaction mostly in the community's overtone window in the beginning but let the edge stuff slip out, you need a person who is as close to resonating with that edge as possible but don't discount that even a person you are really compatible with may freak out if you will go all in on the edge from the get go to get "true friends". More likely than not good friend will be someone who responds (doesn't just disregard) your spontaneous reactions and contemplations. Not just positive reactions either, however people may whine even a negative toxic relationship is satisfactory on some level.
Alternatively produce something and let those who liked what they consumed initiate the conversation.
Kojima's name is a powerhouse of the industry, Mads likes people who are innovative, Kojima makes his own guns at home, and Kojima likes him and wants him to be in his stuff.
Imagine paying someone to be your friend, lmao.
Would
They are butt buddies.
Naruto and Sasuke
beauty
How is he close friends with people who don't speak a lick of Japanese?
Literally paid him and Norman Reedus a whole bunch of cash to hang out, like unironically a big portion of the snoy money Hideo blew was probably spent hanging with these dudes. Not sure if absolutely moronic or just based.
Smart because their faces sell copies
If you get to know them they’ll come running when you call
Fricking deranged international assassin should be in jail!
eh i dont see directors wanting to work with their favorite actors/actresses any different to a director wanting to work with their favorite ip.
He's held hostage.
Because he knows the consequences of not following kojima...
Nice cake bro
*Eat 'em*
Mads did an interview and apparently it was bonding at a pub over watching a handball game that got Mads to really like Kojima. It was one of those little videos Kojima studios used to put out if you want to watch.
how do they even understand each other? Kojima's engrish is terrible
There's a video of him giving a full presentation in English. He's understandable but has a thick accent.
So if I become a handball fan I too can become friends with Mads?
money unironically
Sorry anon, but I'm going to take Mads word over yours.
Here's the video about how they meet and introduced by Refn. Kojima and Mads watch the Olympic Handball Final, Denmark vs France, in a UK pub, and the two bond since then.
Handball is a thing in Japan? Surprised anyone outside of Europe gives a shit seeing as only Europe ever makes it any far at all, and since asians are smaller on average it's no wonder they have trouble keeping up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan_men%27s_national_handball_team
they're shit at it
Rugby is surprisingly popular in Japan too. Recently some rugby thing had giant ads all around Shibuya crossing and various trains.
I wouldn't say it's surprising. Look at sumo and kaiju/mecha stuff. Japs just really love big motherfrickers going toe-to-toe
Japan surprisingly loves masculine shit, the fricking weebs have poisoned the well
Noone gives a shit inside europe aswell.
Yeah it's a small sport.
Guess I'm biased since I used to be really good, like on an international level, but decided to go for an education in soience instead.
Coz he paid him a shitload of money, mostly for his performance fee in Death Stranding, but also some of it was for promotional photos.
Because why not have a rich Japanese friend. Even if you don't care much about him, it's a great in for the country.
Imagine the exclusive clubs he has access too.. and yeah mads doesn't need help with his status but the language would be a barrier doing it on your own or alwardly with some translator
you tend to bond with the people you work creatively around. Unless you don't.
They've both killed a man
killed who?
Kojima killed Shinzo Abe
Mads killed Abe Lincoln
wtf i wish i was kojima
Does Mads just hang around in Kojimas office when he's not shooting movies?
He lives there now. He walks around the office drunk in his bathrobe.
WHAT A LIFE
KJP employee here. He actually walks around completely naked.
Another KJP employee here. It depends on how drunk he is.
They go to lunch/dinner semi frequently
Wouldn't you?
I like Mads but he take literally every jobs
hes like the new Nicolas Cage
I prefer actors who keep the mindset of a working actor and don't just pick big productions to suit their ego.
How come we don't see Nick Cage in any vidya games?
what the frick is going on with his fist? did they photoshop it bigger or something? it looks like those toy hulk fists you can buy.
it's called perspective
no, there's something wrong with his fist, it's comically over-sized. maybe it's a genetic defect, or he's just one of those people who somehow develop gigantic hands when older?
it's closer to the camera than you think. that's it.
Because it has veins? He's old, dude. Your skin gets thin.
I always had veins like that, some people are like that.
Probably because supernatural spec-ops bad guy who's actually a good guy was more fun to play than his regular roles.
you guys have no class or taste get a clue
This guy is so overrated I've taken to calling my bowel movements "Kojimas." I tell my friends I have to take a massive Kojima and that I'll be right back, for example.
well you see, the liberal and social mentality of scandinavians is very similiar to the japanese so it's a given that they became friends so easily
They appear to be good frens, hope they're happy
>Hideo
But where is Kojima?
kojima is probably hilarious to hang out with and actually sincere
It's fun to have an eccentric creative friend who literally doesn't shut the frick up and you can bounce ideas off of. I bet Kojima has a million things to say about dinner which doesn't sound like a bad way to spend an evening.
>keeps telling Mads he isn't gay, that he invented the camera and that once you recognize the reason for her exposure you'll be ashamed of your words and deeds
I donno anon
Not like I can talk shit, Norwegian mens handball fricking sucks mega giga wiener while womens win literally everything.
How tf do you make friends?
there's an app, i forget the name of it, that tells you of events in your area where you can make friends
Grindr?
Be rich and successful in what you do
just be yourself
Unironically what the FRICK were you doing in High School if you DIDN'T make friends
I put in literally no effort, went to exactly 1 (one) party because I was forced to go, and still came out of High School with a bunch of friends, of both genders, and even around people I weren't friends with I was still 'known'.
Not him but my family moved around a lot in the country, so it was a bit difficult to make connections with other people when I was younger. And it's harder to maintain those connections when you live move somewhere else. Some people just don't get the opportunities to form relationships because of life circumstances unfortunately.
bonds are literally created by being in a single room with the same people repeatedly and talking to them from time to time
go to like a pottery class or some shit for a while, you'll make friends
just go to places where you will find likeminded people
just be handsome bro
being a uggo makes u unwanted
>being a uggo makes u unwanted
It's not like I'm some demigod. I had a lot of acne too in high school. Just a skinny kid who took a bunch of science classes and cracked jokes.
Unironically, if you have charisma/you're funny, even if you're a 2/10 you can easily come off as atleast an 8.
That being said.. if you DON'T have charisma and you're not funny. Yeah you're probably fricked
>being a uggo makes u unwanted
not true. You just have to open your mouth and talk to people when the opportunity arises. Eventually you'll run into people you're compatible with and become friends
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Any level of interest in anything. Offline is better as it allows your general dispositions (vibe) to interact with one another but online is fine too. Keep the interaction mostly in the community's overtone window in the beginning but let the edge stuff slip out, you need a person who is as close to resonating with that edge as possible but don't discount that even a person you are really compatible with may freak out if you will go all in on the edge from the get go to get "true friends". More likely than not good friend will be someone who responds (doesn't just disregard) your spontaneous reactions and contemplations. Not just positive reactions either, however people may whine even a negative toxic relationship is satisfactory on some level.
Alternatively produce something and let those who liked what they consumed initiate the conversation.
$$$
Kojima's name is a powerhouse of the industry, Mads likes people who are innovative, Kojima makes his own guns at home, and Kojima likes him and wants him to be in his stuff.
So a Jap, A Dane, and a mutt all walk into a bar....
why do they all smoke?
do they not care about their health
Smoking keeps you thin and active. I've never met a fat smoker who wasn't bludging around a trade site.
>kojima pretending to smoke to fit in
He's playing a tiny flute to give some ambience to the scene.
His owes his career to an autistic man so I guess that made him patient and open-minded.
That would be Ryan Gosling. Casino Royale made Mads big time.
Lmao, all his best roles are in European films. Casino Royale allowed him to get typecasted as a villain in capeshit and other blockbusters.
Anon I didn't say Casino Royale was his best role, just that it put him in the mainstream and made him desirable in Hollywood.
He doesn't owe that hack shit.
Drive is okay. Stuff like Valhalla Rising and Semen Demon are pretentious shit, though.
Literally gave him his first movie role
just frick already
they did
I can't fault Kobanjo for having good taste
Haute really is the new masculinity. That's all I really see from pics of Hideo and Mads together.
Why do the Japanese like femininity so much
death stranding is already 5 years old
You will be ashamed of your words and deeds
Both have killed other people
Do you even have to ask?
They frick
D'uh.
they are gays
how is kojimbo 58 he looks like he's 35
one benefit of asian genes
feels good, man
I don't mind the height and dick size debuff, and I rolled pretty well, 177cm and 15cm, so it's worth it
he's a man
damn, 2008 looks good
Beats me
Kojima is a terrorist.