why doesn't chris himself continue the bloodline
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why doesn't chris himself continue the bloodline
why doesn't chris himself continue the bloodline
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You sick frick, that's his sister
friends don't have sex with each other (Jill) and he wants to be the cool uncle that tells crazy stories to his nephews
hear me out and REPEAT after me: THERES NO SUCH THING AS FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN.
LETME ELABORATE DIS FOR YOU:
IF A MAN HAS INTEREST IN A WOMEN, ITS NOT FOR FRIENDSHIP PURPOSES, ITS BECAUSE HE WANTS TO PUT HIS PP INSIDE HER vegana.
NOW REPEAT IT
true honestly, I had a lot of female friends in highschool and I would've fricked any of them at the drop of the hat, given the chance
Yeah, this is mostly true. I've slept or would/wanted to with the majority of my women friends through life
Really?
Wooow
if you asked chris whats up with jill he'd say partner then completely ignore you as he kept repeating it in his head
being a hetero must be so sad.
meanwhile
>get to be friends with women
>get to be friends with men
>get to frick hot men too
so glad i am a gay
i dont give a frick about being friend with a woman nor do i want to spend time with her pretending to be friends or "care" about her in order to engage in an ONE time carnal relationship. So i dont believe in male/female friendship. At least is not for myself. I just try to frick as many as i like without doing the traditional process of having a frienship before hand
Why cheat yourself?
Have sex with hot gay hag girls too.
You forgot
>get aids
>getting aids
>in plain 2024
unironically skill issue
but really Chris and Jill are coworkers. You can have a professional relationship with a woman.
Jill is an absolute ice queen c**t. Especially after REmake 3 and the shitty Death Island CGI movie.
Chris has always been a soldier, he doesn't know how to be a father not does he want to have a family that can be exploited like Ethan's was.
There can be if the man is gay. Anyone else should stop trying.
ok yeah, but if you had a gf/wife you would still think about it, but not actually do it because you already would have your sexual desires satiated
so in the end you'd see other women as friends
The games imply he's gay.
Chris only fricks boipussy
Capcom believes virgin-filled heroes are relatable to players.
He can't he has to save the world. That's why he needs Leon. Chris will be more than happy to double his work load so Leon can focus on breeding Claire and being a good father.
He's a homosexual that wants Wesker to infect him with his penis.
>>You have activated the Chrisker fans
>>You have activated the Chrisker fans
>>You have activated the Chrisker fans
there aren't any women attracted to chris.
i mean look at him. disgusting.
The uniroic answer is that he likely has some form of PTSD and doesn't want to get close to people out of fear that he'll lose them
Dude is pretty depressed in Village and in 6 he went on a drinking binge. He literally stayed with the BSAA due wanting to honor Pier's sacrifice and memory.
>zoomer newbies don't know chris is a homosexual homosexual
>major publications were going to run an article about how chris and jill got married and were living in New York before RE6 took place
>capcom canned that article and made him gay with piers in RE6
there's "being bros" and "homosexuals" and they were the latter because crapcom wanted it.
why did his personality take such a nosedive in 8?
homie he's almost 50 and has spent his entire life seeing his friends ripped to shreds by zombies
The man is broken
hes supposed to be le goodie boy japanese shonen protagonist though
He's too cool for sex, same as Dante and Snake, and several others.
Dante isn't cool and Snake has smashed women we just don't see it since it's implied
Gotta keep Wesker away from his sister.
>>What are you?
>>I'm better that's what!
Who wrote that. This feels like it was written by a woman
It was in fact written by a woman, S.D. Perry.
too autistically fixated on hunting down biohazardous threats
he's impotent. look at how big his arms are and tell me he isnt blasting roids.
I know a lot of people didn't like the chris segment of RE8, but I personally thought it was really cool.
>Chris started as the protagonist, coming in with a single pistol and getting spooked by zombies and biothreats.
>got bullied by wesker in code: veronica since wesker had evolved through his genetic experiments into a superhuman. Chris only managed to survive through sheer luck and his quick thinking.
>had to train extremely hard, and roid himself to the gills just to try to compete with the monsters he has now dedicated himself to fighting.
>By RE8, he's gotten so experienced with this bio terror shit that he doesnt bother coming in without being absolutely strapped. Has roided and lifted so much that he can basically punch the lycans into the fricking stratosphere
>understandably cannot be a main protagonist anymore because he's now too good at his job. But is perfect for a pseudo mentor/supporting role
When did you realize the chris redfield story was absolute kino?
>I know a lot of people didn't like the chris segment of RE8,
What are you talking about? Tons of people thought it was cool and even asking for a Hound Wolf Squad game. It's Ganker contrarians seething about it because it's too much like COD or something.
>because he's now too good at his job.
Except he is a incopetent frick in RE8 and he is such a shitty leader that the BSAA is using B.O.W.s to make up for fallen soldiers.
They are ruining Chris character since RE6 but the dumb fanbase is too distracted to ´´muh memes`` to realize.
And alot of people hated it because is actionshit RE all over again.
Actionshit was peak RE
It was cool on the first playthrough but on a New Game+ it's kind of like the doll house in that there's no variety from the last run.
He's gay
incest babies have fricked chromosomes
"Which is why Leon is the only one qualified to carry on the bloodline! Leeeeoooooonnnn drop the fried rice and get with the American apple pie!!"
He could knock up any woman and it would still be continuing his bloodline.
Why would you automatically assume he'd frick Claire?
Steroid abuse rendered him impotent
He'll do it.
Perhaps one of those losers who act like RE purists to escape their miserable life can figure this out.
he's autistic