Why doesnt he just retire

Why doesn’t he just retire

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He knows it'll be all over when he does.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would he retire exactly?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not like he does any actual work, why would he retire?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. He probably just talks to his employees for an hour and then fill out forms for an hour each week and then relax on his piles of cash.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, richgays dont 'work'.
      They sit around doing fun shit all the time and when they have an idea for something they send an email to their lackeys to go do it for them.
      t.i work in one of the worlds most expensive resort towns and deal with richgays daily.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        are they based or mid?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          depends
          if they're a poorgay that got rich through luck, hard work or good business/investment strategy then they're usually alright.
          its the children of richgays or oldmoney richgays that are disconnected, weird and homosexual because they never had to work for it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >richgays dont 'work'.
        I don't trust rich people because they never give a straight answer as to how they make their money.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          investments and keeping their assets/liquid in off-shore bank accounts so they dont pay income tax and reduce their capitol gains tax

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >investments
            Investments in what? The same crap I could invest in but somehow they are millionaires off of it? Tell me your secrets!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dont take the pills this loop armand, just file the backpack with lost&found i beg u

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why am i seeing so many threads about gabe recently
    Also if he retires steam will start removing problematic / sexy games unless he has a good person in mind to pass the ownership onto.
    Same thing will happen if the company goes public.
    >tfw i won't be able to play lewd games on steam anymore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      3rd worlders going apeshit over having to pay with USD now so they're making hate threads about bad money man Gabe

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was the reason behind that decision anyways
        Now those thirdies will all pirate

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          hyperinflation, valve doesn't want to get paid in monopoly money

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Argentina currency is literally being erased in the future to move to USD and Turkey is doing some other frick shit with its economy so VALVe is less interested in being paid money that is functionally worthless

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Lira is in a downward spiral that's only going to get exponentially worse and Argentina is threatening to literally delete their entire currency and switch to USD if their own hyperinflation does not stop.
          Both currencies are basically worthless right now and with each passing day they only get more and more worthless.
          Think of it this way: if I pay you $20 for a chair and by this time next year that $20 has devalued to $0.20 would you accept my deal knowing that's going to happen?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but aren't they getting rid of regional prices in other countries as well?
            Like middle eastern countries

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only Argies and Turks are being told to use USD or frick off, south/central america and the middle east are just getting price "adjustments", some going up, some going down; but they're keeping their regional currencies.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Browns got their region pricing rights revoked due to their governments doing moronic shit, but blame it on valve.
      Now they're going on their brown crusade against "BIG BAD STEME VULVA" + shilling epic store on the side lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gabe already has already passed on control of day to day affairs to his lieutenants and is not really involved in all that much. Nothing will really change when he's gone. The real names to watch and worry about are said lieutenants, like Scott Lynch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half-Life is back in spotlight and some people have a hateboner for Gabe for various reasons ranging from petty to political
      Gabe is pretty cool

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      his kid will probably take over and since he like racing cars he will just let steam run itself while he collects a paycheck to fund his needs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive heard that he hates video games

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he must post on Ganker then

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's very unlikely Gabe will leave his shares to Gray. Far more likely Gabe will sell his shares to other top Valve guys and leave the cash for Gray.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Why am i seeing so many threads about gabe recently
    some israelites are butthurt they cant buy out steam i guess

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >some israelites are butthurt they cant buy out steam i guess
      That's my assumption as well. Its crazy how many are seething about Gabe

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why doesn't he just stop making infinite money while doing nothing?
    What the FRICK is this thread?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because people love him. Who would take his place realistically?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He loves what he does, and enough people likes what he does. Why would he give that up?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    To stop a Gaben, take control.
    Press the Gaben, in addition

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need something to do after retirement. I know several retirees that retired with nothing to occupy their time and they get really antsy and restless. You gotta have hobbies mang.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      With whatever amount of money he ends up with as his severance, I'm sure he'll have no trouble finding hobbies.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Half-life 5

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    B-b-b-but if Gaben retires, the company will go public! Because I'm a fricking moron that doesn't know what going public entails.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol why
    like any other ceo he just walks into work maybe once or twice a week for maybe 2 hours and the company runs itself. he probably only even comes in at all to fart around with vr.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retire from what? Playing FFXIV in the office everyday then going home?

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone at Valve might get silly ideas like developing actual video games again, so he stays there to keep them in check

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