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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 thousand hue monkey coins which is pretty much my monthly wage

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the lenovo legion go.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm thinking of getting one. convince me, anon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      better than the ally at least, if im not mistaken. it doesn't burn sd cards right?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. You'd be a moron to buy the Ally. At least Legion Go has a trackpad and back buttons among other neat features.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. You'd be a moron to buy the Ally. At least Legion Go has a trackpad and back buttons among other neat features.

        I bought the lenovo legion go.

        The Ally is better

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ASUS product
          >not shit
          lol lmao even

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            this the only good asus products are their graphics cards and only because of their coolers. everything else asus makes is terrible.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    everything valve related screams soulless to me.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already do base model. I'm going to get an OLED relatively soon though.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it worth the upgrade?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        look up comparisons. there’s a lot more than just a screen upgrade. they tweaked everything. the fan, the weight, the battery, the sticks, wifi, etc.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I sold my SteamDeck a week before the release of the OLED a 512tb model Lcd with a Mod case and even threw in Doom internal to get the Colombian kids steam account started .. Solid 400$ the OLED was 600$ even for the oled 200$ price diff..
        worthit ? yes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How much do you think a base 512gb model would sell for?

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my delivery truck was delayed frick gls

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no 'ick to rub on it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Virginia?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Transylvania would be my guess

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do have one. It's currently serving as a desktop while I RMA the mother board in my actual PC

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I sold mine and got an Ally. Windows just meets my needs better than Linux.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do though. It's been a hoot and a holler.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I own one and I'm getting my wife one next year. She wants to lay in bed and play comfy co-op games together

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lay what? eggs?
      https://jakubmarian.com/lie-in-bed-or-lay-in-bed-in-english/

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That hot anon, imagine your wife putting eggs in your bet meanwhile You play vidya with a steam ick. Maybe Ican be relaed to this because My wife havw feathers.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got a kick ass PC, Switch and 6 variations of the DS line of handhelds.

    Zero reason to get one.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too expensive
    >never leave my house
    >hate handheld gaming
    >have a gaming PC

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm not home, I read trashy chinese light novels, If I am home, I don't fricking need that thing.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't ride public transit.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not playing screen lottery again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is BOE the other SD screen manufacturer?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      which one's supposed to be good?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        BOE
        It can be overclocked to 120hz, doesn't have the green blurring Samsung has, and has cleaner sub pixels

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Arent a bunch of the boe ones having dead pixels or am I misremembering?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the most susceptible to it but its not as widespread. The usual first batch from the factory woes.

            Companies usually have a stock of shit for RMAs when this happens.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't buy the limited edition version then. Literally every post I have seen on Reddit where they are complaining about dead pixels have been from the LE models. For some reason Valve decided to use the chink shit for the most expensive model, it's baffling.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't leave my house

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The games I want to play are unsupported.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...Fortnight?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        King Arthur Knight's Tale
        The Dungeon of Naheulbeuk
        Kingdom Come
        Troubleshooters

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go look that up on protondb. I've already played kingdom come. Do not trust Steams listing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Trouble Shooters
          Are you talking about Troubleshooter: Abandoned Children? If so it's marked as Playable (I have it installed, but haven't actually tried it yet).
          Pretty sure basically all those other games work too. I say that as someone who actually plays games that definitely don't work or almost always require dicking around. You gays have it easy.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bough the MSI Delta 15 which is the same but buffer

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why own 800p device? I upgraded from iPhone 6 long time ago.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not so socially inept that I play video games in public

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    already have a gaming pc + snitch

    no need for a shreck

    simple

    as...

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont support Steam-ing pile of shit.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it’s kino.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause I spent months tinkering and tweaking (not because I have to but I can’t help it), I got the skin I want, all my emulators set up… I love my LCD and am not going to spend $600 for a screen upgrade.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just got my OLED today, why are the wifi download speeds fricked?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it trying to local transfer data from a PC on your same network?
      The local transfer that’s supposed to be much faster was half as fast as just downloading for me.
      Was getting about 90 mbps local transfer and 250+ regular downloading, which is basically my max speed.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't like playing on tiny screens

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might sell my PS5 which is sitting in it's box for over a year now.

    It's on v4.03. I have been waiting for a jailbreak to play my game backups but the ps5 ain't got no games. At least the Steam Deck would get used.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    BECAUSE NO ONE TOLD ME THERE IS LIMITED EDITION

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not our fault

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        YES IT IS
        I've constantly seen SteamDeck threads on Ganker yet none of them used THE LIMITED TRANSPARENT DECK as op image

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's been talked about in every fricking deck thread I've opened for the past few weeks
          are you blind?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LCD is now officially a retro console. Ergo, it has more soul and is much more based than
      >m-muh OLED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spend all day making fun of switch
      >deck: 1280x800
      >switch: 1280x720

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Deck literally has more pixels
        Crazy.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Woah, with that rate of improvement you'd only need a bit over 500 thousand years to hit 1080p

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not enough money

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >legion go has 2560 x 1600

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > legion go
      Is a piece of shit… almost as shitty as the Ally

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Costs way more
      >Only marginally better game performance
      >Worse ergonomics than the fricking joycons it ripped off

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not available in my region
    not buying it from resellers who got them imported via loopholes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > not buying it from resellers who got them imported via loopholes
      Why not? That’s how you get your HRT drugs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a troon and never thought of becoming one.
        I don't want to reward homosexuals who sell it with big markup
        most of those are getting opened up by resellers meaning I'm not even getting a brand new piece of hardware
        c'mon valve, step up your game and start selling in my region properly

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for SD2. Got a lot of use out of my LCD model in the first year but nowadays I only really use it as a media center. No need to upgrade any time soon.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      See

      LCD is now officially a retro console. Ergo, it has more soul and is much more based than
      >m-muh OLED

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LCD is now officially a retro console. Ergo, it has more soul and is much more based than
      >m-muh OLED

      >LCD
      you mean LED, right? does the steamdick seriously use a LCD screen?

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's either deck or HRT... it was a close call but... sorry sweatie n_n;;

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do. It just arrived the other day. It's great and I've been playing a lot more games while shitting.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm poor.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not trans.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zero exclusives

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Silly of you to just assume I don't.

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    $299 or beat it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop being poor.

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have one it's just LCD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s all you need. People who are bad with money rush out and buy the latest and greatest because they have no self control.
      If you don’t have a deck or your deck is dead, then you should buy the OLED. But, if you’ve got a working LCD one, you’re just a fool to go out and drop $600 on a new screen.
      Those are the same morons that rush and drop +$1000 on a new phone every year.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I-it's just a new screen bro
        Cope

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I-it's just a new screen bro
          It literally is. Slightly longer battery life doesn't justify it either.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It literally, objectively and factually isn't

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              No hardware upgrade/performance boost in games, no buy.
              Simple as.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I do. Didn't feel like the OLED was worth upgrading to, so instead I'm getting the dock. It'll be nice being able to properly hook it up to my TV, especially for the emulators I have loaded up.

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    not availiavle in australia unless from sketchy sellers

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do own one. I almost never undock it because it's better than my PC and I never leave the house.

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a PC

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just had to get one(LE of course)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My LE has 4 dead pixels.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mine has one dead blue subpixel in the bottom right, and I'm not sure if I should live with it or just blow my brains out now.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ever heard of an RMA?

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've owned one for a year now, been very happy with it so far so I'm not buying another one until they make an actual successor to it since I've always thought that mid-gen upgrades are stupid. I hope that DD2 ends up running on the Deck (somehow) and I'm going to a lan party with the bros to play SoD on it along with some other games this weekend, the Deck has been fricking awesome as a lan PC so far so it surprises me that so many ignores the fact that it's perfect for it, guess zoomies and alphies really are the social reject generation after all.

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    need money and im busy with other stuff

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had one for over a year. I love it. Play it almost every day.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I own two.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen some setups where people put the Deck on a stand/arm next to their main PC. Does the Deck's USB-C port allow video-in, or are they using their main monitor as an output for the Deck?

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Loving mine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you chinese?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        American with Mormon heritage with both sides of the family migrating to the US from England and then making the trek to Utah. Basically as British as an American can get.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      w-why is your zipper and your belt open?

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too big
    Give me something in the form of GPD Win 4 instead without it being chinkshit

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got the superior device instead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >superior
      Not with that built-in SD card air fryer. And not with those atrocious 1% lows and frametimes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean mine works perfectly for what I use it for. But it’s just been a modded Skyrim/cyberpunk machine. Have 1100 mods and a enb installed and it runs relatively smooth

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    about to play this for the first time. Thank you, Steam Deck.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy your "verified" game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he fell for the verified meme

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      My brother's been enjoying it a ton, but he did say the performance gets pretty bad in act 3.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy spending hours browsing the forums for fixes and mods and even then still getting fricked in act 3.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because I already have a pc to play all my games on

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a phone and a controller and unlimited 5G.

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >upgraded to OLED deck
    >want to gift original Deck to a friend or family member
    >remember that they all hate me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sell it on Craigslist moron.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to get shot, no thanks.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll buy it from you no cap (if you give me a good deal), PayPal with buyer protection. What model is it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sell it on ebay.

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea what I would even play on it besides maybe platformers.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. I have 3 21st chromosomes

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a PC, and if I wanna emulate Nintendo and PS games I have a hacked 3DS, Vita and Wii U.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not out in australia yet

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really like how intuitive the UI is. It all just made sense to me. No learning curve at all.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking for cheap used lcd's since the market is flooded with them.
    Already have 3 oled tv's and a 4090 pc. Oled doesnt have the wow factor for me anymore, so for my use case I rather get a cheap one

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy 1TB LE hoping for the premium Deck experience
    >has a dead pixel perfectly in the middle of the screen
    FRICK BOE. FRICK VALVE.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Works on my machine 😉

      But seriously, just RMA it gay. Valve's hardware support tend to slobber customer's dicks.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But seriously, just RMA it gay
        Thanks, c**t, I did. I pray for no dead pixels in our futures.

        That's the cross-hair stupid, it's supposed to be there

        I was being hyperbolic, you goof. It's offset from the center but noticeable.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the cross-hair stupid, it's supposed to be there

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont go outside

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to buy one but I recently bought a switch oled and genuinely can't find a use for it, I don't leave my house that often due to working from home so I'll just rather play on my TV or computer.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It btfo's the switch so hard it's not even funny, but whether that btfoing is worth $600 is another matter.

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since the filename contains casuaLED, that's why.

    And I never will. I will use LCD until Micros release and you're going to have to deal with it casualhomosexuals.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this bait? You just trying to keep the thread alive?

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Steam Deck OLED is for emulation and running games pre 2018 that aren't goyslop or developed like shit.

    If a game can't run at 800p60fps in 2023 on the eck' it's simply not worth playing.

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just finished RE2. Gonna try playing some new chink's game

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I already own the standard one. What's the point of buying another one just for the screen when the hardware is the same?

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because I don't want e-waste because of planned obsolescence. If this breaks outside warranty period, you either have to pay for high repair cost or get overpriced replacement parts.

    Not worth it.

    Also when I go vacay I'd rather see the environment and mingle with the locals than isolate myself playing video games.

    PC is 100% better.

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because these useless homosexuals haven't delivered it yet.

    I'm in the UK and ordered on the 18th, it would have literally been quicker for me to walk to Dover, swim over the fricking channel, walk to Amsterdam, pick the thing up and then walk and swim back.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't alone bro.
      WHERE IS MY 'ECK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me too, I'm in Greece and currently my Deck is on Romania.

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I almost never leave my house

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dock suddenly stop working
    >check forums
    >dozens of people complaining that the latest update bricked the Dock.
    Bravo Valve. And people say Windows is shit.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i bought the odin 2 and from all review videos, it looks to be nearly perfect and ~$300 whereas the OLED is $250 more (albeit with more features and also hueg.)

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm perfectly happy with my LCD Deck

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do. But I rarely use it because most of the time, I play strategy games and other stuff that is not all that well suited for a handheld device.
    I play all my platformers and so on on it thought.

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Buy Deck 1 month before OLED announcement
    >Feel pretty cheesed and wish I had waited
    >Widespread reports of dead pixels
    >Samsung panels seem to exhibit the same green tint and grain at certain brightness levels that the Switch OLED was notorious for.
    I'll upgrade eventually but I want Valve to sort out their QA shit first. Anyway, having lots of fun with Mega Man Legends, just finished the island sub gate. Mapped the camera to the second stick and shooting to the trigger and it feels very comfy. No fomo for this guy.

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Same reason why I don't have a VR set. Too damn expensive.

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's fricking massive and there's no way it gets more than 1 or 2 hours battery life with its specs. The whole idea of a high-powered handheld if fricking moronic.

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was debating getting one for black Friday but realized there is literally no point in playing AAA games on a shitty underpowered handheld with a shit screen and spent the money on a new PC instead. Also bought a cheap chinkheld to emulate any old game ip to PS2 and this combo is way better than the Deck.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there is literally no point in playing AAA games on a shitty underpowered handheld
      No shit Sherlock.
      There is no point in playing "AAA" games at all.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry you missed out on ER, CP2077, and BG3.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ER
          Dropped it 50 hours in as the open world was getting too tedious. Bosses suck ass in this game too.
          >CP2077
          Pirated it. It's shit.
          >BG3
          I don't play boring melodramatic isometric RPG's with 99% cringe dialogue and 1% gameplay.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Being contrarian is not a personality.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Neither is being a normie moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >normie
                Go back.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >CP2077
          >BG3
          >AAA
          ?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          None of those games interests me

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do, it arrived yesterday. The screen is absolutely stunning. Currently procrastinating the effort of setting up EmuDeck etc by playing C&C Generals: Zero Hour.

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got one on monday

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hardware too weak. I'll wait for the next iteration.

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    valve peaks at 2 so im waiting

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't leave my bedroom

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't leave my bed
      Still got a deck

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