Why don't you play Civilization?

Why don't you play Civilization™?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Spam "Science" buildings
    >Make tanks
    >Win
    Nice "Game"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      only the case if you're playing against the AI. and it's easy to win all victory types against the AI anyway.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love tanks okay?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >scientific advancement is a hack!
      t. Chang

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NTA, but the problem is the way the Civilization treats science is really simplistic. It shouldn't be overly complicated, but I think Stellaris does it much better by splitting it into three different categories.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GAMERS RISE UP

    to middle management positions!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When we strategy gamers take over the business world due to our leet organizational abilities and autism, we're going to need to have a shibboleth so as to identify each other.
    I suggest "Sneed."
    Or "Black person."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We already have one, newbie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just start talking about RTT and we'll know you're from here.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you have spent years pressing the button for fun
    >now you press the button for profit

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, all those years of playing videogames in the dark will pay off

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wrote a paper before, it's an art of bullshitting your way out of a given problem that benefits no one. Much like gaming, actually.
    Is management like that?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >civ is a totalitarian shithole using everything up to snipe wonder-builder shitters
    >welcome to amazon

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just tried civ 6 again on King and god the AI is brainless. Doesn't build ANY defences whatsoever. Amazingly, as if it werent bad enough on pc moving 1 unit per tile is even more tedious on console, great game design there

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shit boardgame

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Civ 4's combat was the absolute worst.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh watch out they'll hear you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Worst combat is objectively V.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        agreed, i've heard people praise but i don't understand what sort of brain worms do they have

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Civ 4's combat was the absolute worst.

      >NOOOOO I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT A STACK, ARMIES IRL DID NOT CONCENTRATED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF UNITS IN THE SAME PROVINCE TO FIGHT GIGANTIC BATTLES, GIB ME 1UPT AND A INCOMPENTENT AI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

      I HATE 5/6 BABIES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I want realism
      Oh boy, will you not like it when you'll play any strategy video game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Then just called it a fantasy game and be done with it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Do the needful and learned english sir ok?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >learned
            It's learn and not "learned" try to perfect your English before correcting others sir

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