>talk to NPC1 (male) >huh nice party >nah it sucks >are you dot entertained? >I know something we can do for entertainment... >[have gay sex] [glass 'im]
>talk to NPC3 (male) >literally has a giant floating exclamation mark above his head >oh wow that's cool magic >forced to choose between imagining you and him making out or chatting romantically
wow
11 months ago
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>talk to NPC4 (female) >agree with her >she confesses her love to you and fricks you
wow
11 months ago
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>talk to NPC5 (male) >ask him about his fake eye and do his quest >romance option becomes available
literally the only romance that makes sense and one that was panickingly rewritten before release
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>talk to NPC6 (female) >throw water on her >get an option to make out >tell her you want to bone >have sex
wow
11 months ago
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>talk to NPC7 (female) >tell her you want to frick >you frick
wow
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>talk to NPC8 (male) >has a floating exclamation point above his head >immediately locked into a gay romance scene >you have to emotionally validate him like some woman on twitter >if you do he says he's in love with you and will frick you
wow
>talk to NPC2 (female) >I want a deeper relationship >lets have sex
wow
>talk to NPC3 (male) >literally has a giant floating exclamation mark above his head >oh wow that's cool magic >forced to choose between imagining you and him making out or chatting romantically
wow
>talk to NPC4 (female) >agree with her >she confesses her love to you and fricks you
wow
>talk to NPC5 (male) >ask him about his fake eye and do his quest >romance option becomes available
literally the only romance that makes sense and one that was panickingly rewritten before release
I'm not seeing much talk about it outside of Ganker but that's probably because the communities I hang out in aren't into CRPGs. Comparatively I feel like Hogwarts Legacy was everywhere in the zeitgeist
>All I ever hear people talk about now are BG3, don't think I'll play it, just looks like Path of Exile mixed with Elder Scrolls
I overheard this today at work.
What the frick do you call "the mainstream"? If it's fifa / cod crowd, spoilers, they will never give a shit about anything that isn't those games. If you're talking about the gaming crowd as a whole, literally everybody is talking about it since a week
>Why hasn't it hit in the mainstream/normie sphere yet?
every gaming journalist is singing its praises what the frick are you talking about you moronic Black person?
gayming journos are literally THE mainstream dumbass
since you sit all day in Ganker and reddit, you don't realize how much normies unironically use sites like kotaku for gayming news
How about shut the hell up, moron.
>turn based
Any new audince it could possibly have will be filtered by this
No amount of homosexualry will save it
Chinese botfarms autistically hyping up player numbers to resell their keys
Least schizophrenic poltard
My conservative mom recently asked me if I've heard about this new game where apparently everyone's a homosexual.
Yeah. It hit the mainstream.
Yeah right
No one talks about it... I go on twitter without liking nerd shit and its a zero on the mainstream psyche.
case in point
there should be a way to opt out of gay romance like there is with nudity or genitals. this is getting ridiculous
there is, literally don't flirt with males you homosexual frick
>talk to NPC1 (male)
>huh nice party
>nah it sucks
>are you dot entertained?
>I know something we can do for entertainment...
>[have gay sex] [glass 'im]
RPG of all time by the way
>talk to NPC2 (female)
>I want a deeper relationship
>lets have sex
wow
>talk to NPC3 (male)
>literally has a giant floating exclamation mark above his head
>oh wow that's cool magic
>forced to choose between imagining you and him making out or chatting romantically
wow
Powerful
>talk to NPC4 (female)
>agree with her
>she confesses her love to you and fricks you
wow
>talk to NPC5 (male)
>ask him about his fake eye and do his quest
>romance option becomes available
literally the only romance that makes sense and one that was panickingly rewritten before release
>talk to NPC6 (female)
>throw water on her
>get an option to make out
>tell her you want to bone
>have sex
wow
>talk to NPC7 (female)
>tell her you want to frick
>you frick
wow
>talk to NPC8 (male)
>has a floating exclamation point above his head
>immediately locked into a gay romance scene
>you have to emotionally validate him like some woman on twitter
>if you do he says he's in love with you and will frick you
wow
Now do Shadowheart at the party
But it already hit the mainstream. Many people that I know that only play wow and lol play it.
I'm not seeing much talk about it outside of Ganker but that's probably because the communities I hang out in aren't into CRPGs. Comparatively I feel like Hogwarts Legacy was everywhere in the zeitgeist
>All I ever hear people talk about now are BG3, don't think I'll play it, just looks like Path of Exile mixed with Elder Scrolls
I overheard this today at work.
It got almost 900K players on sunday
how come it hasnt hit the mainstream then? I dont see memes about it or hear people talking about it outside of specific gaming areas of the net
What the frick do you call "the mainstream"? If it's fifa / cod crowd, spoilers, they will never give a shit about anything that isn't those games. If you're talking about the gaming crowd as a whole, literally everybody is talking about it since a week
Elden Ring had normies that never knew anything about dark souls or fromsoftware games playing it outta nowhere in mass.
Baldur Gate has zero normies playing it... Zilch. If your aren't gaming nerd or a tumblr gay it doesn't hit in any other sphere.
because people are busy playing it, moron
this is what it looks like when people play a video game and not a game-as-a-service meme factory
>Why hasn't it hit in the mainstream/normie sphere yet?
every gaming journalist is singing its praises what the frick are you talking about you moronic Black person?
>Gaming Journalist
Are you braindead?
Do you not know who is selling these games?
gayming journos are literally THE mainstream dumbass
since you sit all day in Ganker and reddit, you don't realize how much normies unironically use sites like kotaku for gayming news
>how much normies unironically use sites like kotaku for gayming news
god, no wonder gaming is in such a shit state
Yes. Gaming journalism has killed the industry