Why haven't you played Celeste?

Why haven't you played Celeste?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, it was pretty good
    I still have to do all the c-sides

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The c-sides are mostly easier than b-sides. Old site is also fun to grind that time, I got about 31.219 seconds.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did, 7/10.

      Difficulty spikes everywhere. If it was better designed in the late game, it'd be an 8.

      B-Sides are cancer and as such, I refuse to do them.

      kek, Pizza Tower is the indie GOTY, might be GOTY after I finish more games.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played it back when it came out
    I thought it was really good
    I didn't know it was made by the same person that made An Untitled Story until later, which was one of my favorite free games as a kid

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have, loved it. I'm not trans btw if that matters.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If trannies looked like madeline then people wouldn't hate them.

    But they don't.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      some do

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol look at the size of that dude's hands and jaw.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hides broad shoulders, large hands, and zero hips in baggy sweater
          >"you see they look like women!"
          okay homosexual

          You two aren't getting laid anytime soon.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No sex is better than having to interact with a troony

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hides broad shoulders, large hands, and zero hips in baggy sweater
        >"you see they look like women!"
        okay homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        have him wear a sundress and tell me with a straight face he looks like a woman

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, it's great.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a troony

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony pixel platformer
    Need I say more

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did everything and only thing I don't wwant to do is golden's

    but chap7a/b/c + chap9 are on my list,(haven't played in months tho)

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Played Skelattack instead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No because it looks bad

      That looks bad too

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did.
    I still can't believe it was made by the same person who made An Untitled Story.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause it just doesnt look like something id enjoy, topple that with it being a literal troony game and its just a total no go for me, when im playing a video game i dont want to think about trannies or fricking anything about the real world, i want to enjoy my time playing something i enjoy

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, the small pause when dashing ruins it

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because trannies disgust me.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a good game but the creators are crazy.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >find Celeste for about a dollar on the PS Store
    >don't get it because it looks ugly and boring
    >buy obscure (sometimes shitty) indie games for the same price
    >won against paying for things because pop culture told me to

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disregard that. I remember paying 10 dollars for the Twisted Metal game on the PS Store with good reviews and it was broken fricking garbage.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I already beat IWTBTG. I never have to play another game of this style again or prove anything to myself regarding the subgenre.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I already beat IWTBTG
      did you enjoy it?

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    troony game. Protag is trooning out.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because of pic related. The troony shit just reinforced the fact that I was avoiding a shit game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking this shit all the way. Every indie platformer plays like this shit. Edmund McMillen has made a ton of games that are literally just this.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a troony

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like precision platformers

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did it was good.
    Neither the story nor the gameplay deserves the heaps of praise it got, I still dont understand why it got so popular, it's a perfect 7 out of 10. Is it just because it is babby's first precision platformer?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did. It's one of my favorite games
    I'm a troony unironically. Celeste was not how I realized. The pandemic was

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spoiler
      Checks out.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally beat all the B sides. It was the hardest thing I've had to do in gaming

    I also just got to the wavedash section in chapter 9. No fricking way I have the skill to do this shit, I'm done. Might come back with the lame 50% speed option idk...

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen the boxart for the physical release?
    why did they change her into looking more like a man after the dev (and her) became trans
    doesn't that defeat the whole purpose?

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did. Then the dev JK Rowling'd(ironically enough) the mc so I have no desire to ever go back.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am not a troonymutt

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Precision platformers don't interest me.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tim gave this to me for free
    Worth giving it a try?

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did, it was pretty fun but all the story shit sucked

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